I then look to Luna and then say to her, "Why would you do somethin' like this for a blue collar worker that works 12 hours a day to break even? Ah'm nothin' special really, any farmer can do what ah do."

She then gets really close to him and gets a serious look on her face and places her hooves on either side of his face as she continues in a quiet tone, "You are special......to me. I...I li...I Li...ke you."

I then assume she means as a friend and say, "Ah like you too Luna, that is why yer mah friend." I then smile and say, "Could ya put that barrier thingy up, ah don't wanna worry them when ah relieve mah stress level."

Luna's heart sinks a little at the hit and comes back up as she thinks, "O...kay, maybe he is a bit thickheaded when it comes to understanding what a pony means sometahms...ugh sometimes. That accent of his is so much easier to use with some words, that it is so tempting to use just to save your mouth the work from making the proper sounds. Looks like I will have to find another way to get the message through to him." She then sighs and then softly says, "I will put the secrecy barrier up for you so nopony sees or hears anything but me."

I then smile and then continue speaking softly and say, "Thank you, Luna. Just warnin' you now, but ah'll be in a rant. So just keep quiet unless ya feel the need to say somethin'. Also, don't take this to heart. When ah rant, ah say whatever is buggin' me or whatever ah can't wrap mah head around. Ah'll wait fer ya to git it up, just let me know when it is up."

She then smiles and nods then says in a normal voice, "One moment Roger, I need to tell them that you require privacy to tell me something." She then turns to Celestia, Twilight and Applejack and then says, "I do apologize but Roger has something sensitive to talk to me about, so one moment please." She then casts the secrecy bubble and then looks back at roger then says, "Okay, it is now up. You may begin to relieve your stress."

I then nod and look at the bubble, seeing that it is clouded and then get off of the tailgate and then sit by Luna and then stop holding the freakout back and then just let it come forth. It takes a couple of moments to start but then I feel it start to kick in and then start to say, "I can't believe this bullshit right now ya know! Not two days ago ah was cultivatin' mah own fields when suddenly ah git a call from the motherfucker that owns the big ass field north east of the town Westbridge! Guess what that son of a whore wanted me to do, he asked me to cultivate and plant his fifty acres for him! Lahk a fuckin' retard, ah only asked fer ten thousand dollars when ah should have asked fer twenty! Ah then finish the rest of mah beer and the field, then say its gonna be a great fuckin' payday. Which in truth, isn't that great. Ah can't believe ah switched tractors just for the reason ah could make tighter turns, ah wish that ah never bought that mother fuckin' Steiger. Its nothin' but a fuckin' hunk of high tech crap that ya pay nearly one million dollars fer all the bells and fuckin' whistles, when ya can do just fine with a strong Case IH CVX Magnum. Evrybody wants to do shit faster, which ah understand, but some people don't want somethin' super fuckin' fancy. They would be just as happy to do farm work with nothing but a Johnny Popper and an antique self propelled combine, to remember the good ole days before technology invaded the world and dominated everythin'. Ah mahself don't wanna do things so fuckin' fast, ah have too much tahm on mah hands. Mah grandaddy used ta have a farm, but lost it cause markets crashed. His favorite sayin' was, 'If yer hands 're idle, yer causin' trouble. Now git to work ye lil shit er ah'll git the switch!' Where was ah...oh right, three hours later ah finish mah beer and the field. Then ah head down the road and notice the sky change colors and stop mah tractor when the traffic is blockin' the fuckin' road! Lahk a bunch of fuckin' idjits they all stop and gawk at what is flyin towards us at mach speed and say, 'What is that thing, is it a bird, a plane?' ah then tell em, 'No, its a meteor! Git to shelter or kiss yer asses goodbah!' They all then scatter lahk roaches and ah continue on mah way until ah hear a thump in the distance and drive a little ways before ah'm pushed through the window of the tractor and hear a couple fence rails break. When ah wake up, ah'm in a fuckin' hospital bed with some creature next to me. Ah git curious and feel around your body to see if yer wings and horn were actually attached, which it turned out they were. Ah then decide to have a little fun in this dream world and mess with them a bit, which ah then realized that ah wasn't dreamin'. Ah was actually in a world full of pastel, magical talkin', and flyin' horses! What's gonna happen next, are unicorns gonna start runnin' around fartin' rainbows. Will Pegasi start flyin' around with skittles comin' outta their assholes!? Are the two ruling princesses gonna come up to me and demand me to fuck their brains out to mah hearts content just because they haven't gotten any action fer a thousand years, which is just over a thousand years in Celestia's case. Oh fuck me, ah can't git over how super fuckin' annoyin' that the synchronized singin' was! Nothin' makes sense in this world to me, not the weather, the magic, the elements, the cutie marks that are earned, this world is too fuckin' peaceful! Yes ah enjoy the peaceful nature but once in awhile, ah need a little mayhem. Ya ponies are so fuckin' far behind technologically, even Leonardo Davinci would say, 'What fuckin' era ARE ya in anyway.' Fuck this world is super fuckin' annoyin' at tahmes ya know, if that Prince Blueblood is as much of a prick here as he was in the first few seasons. Ah don't care if Celestia sends me to the moon or Tartarus, but ah will grab mah grannie's paddle and paddle his ass BLACK and blue! GAHHH!!" I then feel the headache dissipate and go away and smile, then take a deep breath and say, "Luna, thank ya so much for listenin' to mah rant. Ah feel so much better now, do want me to prove it? Just bring yer ear closer and ah'll whisper it to ya."

Luna continues to shiver from hearing his rant and is unsure whether or not she should listen to him, so she thinks about it for a few seconds. After thinking about it, she decides to listen to him and lowers her head closer to him saying, "You are quite welcome, are you ready for me to dispel this barrier?"

I then gently grab the sides of her cheeks and pull her closer and then say, "Almost, let me say one more thing before ya do." When her ear turns towards me and is close enough, I mess with her a bit and shove my tongue into her ear and give it a lick.

She quickly pulls her head away and shakes her head so her ears flop left to right and says, "EEEWWW! You didn't say anything that time!"

I then burst out laughing and then say, "Of course ah said somethin', ya just weren't payin' close attention to the signals. Come closer, ah'll tell ya what ah said again."

Luna glares at him then says, "Not if your gonna lick my ear again, I won't." She then blushes mildly and then huffs audibly in annoyance.

I then settle down and chuckle saying, "Awright, ah won't. This tahm, ah'll be more direct then. Be sure to listen closely to what ah say."

She then narrows her eyes in suspicion and turns both ears towards him and lowers her head back down and watches him closely and says, "Okay, this time I will be paying very close attention."

I then take her cheeks in between my hands softly, running my thumbs in small circles while pulling her face closer. I then tilt my head to the side slightly, and move like I am going towards her ear. I then look directly into her eyes and smile adoringly at her before quickly adjusting my position and then land my lips onto hers in a closed lip kiss. Before she can pull away, I wrap one arm around her neck and then run my hand down the top of her mane to the base of it and then slip my tongue in between her teeth. I then flick her tongue with mine, asking her to duel me in a kissing war indirectly.

Luna freezes and panics as her eyes widen thinking, "Oh buck Sister, what am I supposed to do! I have never done anything like this before!" not knowing what she should do with the intruding appendage. As she feels his tongue flick hers again, her tongue reacts and flicks back. Her brain is still rebooting, so she can only let her body react until she can figure out what to do next. Her eyes widen even further when her tongue begins to push and writhe against his.

I then feel her tongue begin to wrestle back, not really sure what to do apparently. I then dig my fingers into her mane a little, then give it a short yank. I twist my body so that she lands on my lap, I then wink at her and close my eyes then continue to french kiss her.

Her mind finally reboots and starts to function again as she then thinks, "This actually feels...sort of...nice. Why does it feel good how he is touching my mane? Wait a minute...wasn't he trying to tell me something...don't tell me... Is this his way of saying he likes me back?"

I continue to french kiss her and then push my tongue my tongue into her mouth as far as it can go, reaching about halfway into her mouth and take my hand off her mane and then start to rub her ear gently.

Luna enjoys the new sensation and then moans softly into his mouth, she then snaps out of the daze she is in and retaliates. She then wraps her hooves around his back and pulls him to her and then shoves her long equine tongue into the back of his mouth.

I chuckle through my nose and then smirk at her with my eyes, then pull one last move on her and suck her tongue as far into my mouth as it can go. I then feel it slip down my throat and then begin to feel myself gag and then lightly suck on her tongue and pull away from the kiss, making sure to keep the saliva from running all over us.

She gets a concerned look on her face and then pulls her tongue back into her mouth, then says, "Is everything alright Roger? Was I not very good at it?"

I then shake my head and then swallow our saliva and cough, then say, "No, ya were alright for yer first french kiss. It was mah final prank on ya that backfired, damn ya have a long tongue. Didn't know it would go all the way into mah mouth and down mah throat, took me bah surprise is all, heh. Did ya git mah message that tahm Luna?"

Luna then blushes and looks down briefly, then back up at him and says, "That time, I got your message loud and clear. Why on Equestria did you lick my ear though, what was that all about? Is that a mating ritual of some kind back in your world?"

I then burst out laughing and say, "No! That was just a way for me to annoy you to get you off your guard, you should relax more when you are out in public. Just don't relax so much that you fart in public."

She then scowls at him and says, "You were messing with me! I would never do that in public, it is not proper for a lady or a princess."

I then nod and then say, "Yes, back on mah earth, that there is called a wet willie. Instead of stickin' a finger in mah mouth and getting it wet, then stickin' it in your big ear, ah just stuck mah tongue in it and licked it. Now ah'm ready fer ya to dispel that barrier. Just act annoyed with me when ya drop it so they don't try to ask questions right away. Bah the way, did you enjoy yer first true kiss?"

Luna nods, blushes slightly and then says, "I can sure act annoyed with you, I can't believe you actually stuck your tongue into my ear. You're so strange, but yes I did enjoy that kiss. Perhaps we can practice a bit more when we find the time to?"

I then smile and then return to the tailgate as she returns to where she was standing before and then say, "Ah would think we could do that, there's no harm in teachin' ya. Ah won't teach yer sister though, cause she bites too hard. That is a big turn off to me, the only way ah'll ever teach her is if she stops her habit of biting."

She then chuckles lightly and narrows her eyes at him thinking, "Don't you dare teach my sister anything like that mister, or you will be getting nightmares for a month." She then says, "That is indeed a habit of hers because she bites whenever somepony tries to take her morning cake. I look forward to learning more about kissing from you." She then drops her amused look and puts on an annoyed one and dispels the shield and then says, "I can't believe you had me raise that shield just to tell me that joke, then explain it to me. Then you promise to tell me the secret to understanding it just to stick your tongue in my ear! Ack, I can still feel that gooey sensation in my ears!" She then shakes her head vigorously so her ears flop right to left a few times.

I then slap my stomach and fall back in the bed on purpose and laugh at her expense, then say, "Hey, that joke gets a lot of laughs when people are drunk."

Applejack then cocks her head to the side and then says, "Uhm...What was the joke?" with a curious look on her face as Twilight and Celestia listen in.

I then sit back up and still chuckle a little, then say, "Okay, here is the joke. A skeleton walks into a bar, and orders a beer and a mop."

Luna then watches as all three laugh at the joke, with her sister covering her muzzle with a hoof. She then fights her own bout of laughter and then says, "See, I'm sorry, I just don't get why it is so funny."

Celestia then titters behind a hoof and then says, "Don't worry dear sister, I shall help you understand it. For now though, let's have Roger show us how this Elevator functions since they have finished connecting the line."

I then smile, nod, and hop of the tailgate and then say, "Awright, follow me please and ah'll show ya how it works. Wait here a sec and ah'll turn the lights on." I then go over and turn the breaker on for the lights, then return to them and stand next to the dump pit and say, "Okay, this here is called the pit, the grain that is harvested from the fields gits dumped into it via wagon, trailer, or truck. There is a couple of aluminum sheets in there that help the grain slide down towards the belt on the other side of the wall. The belt has buckets attached to it that scoop the grain up to the very top, dump it into an upper hopper that dumps it down into the distributor leg. Come with me and ah'll show it to ya." I then walk over to the man lift and stand in the center of it and then say, "Awright ladies, mind yer manes and tails when gitting onto this elevator so they don't git tangled as we are going up. It'll be tight for all of us to git on it, but ah think we'll fit. Twilight, you squeeze in behind me. Luna you stand to my left, Celestia on the right. As for you Applejack, yer gonna be in front of me. Ah don't want yer hat gittin' caught and bein' damaged, so ah'll hang on to it fer ya till we reach the top."

Applejack watches as the others take their places, holding their manes and tails tight to their bodies and gets into her spot and hands her hat to Roger and says, "Wow, this really is tight."

I then chuckle lightly and press the button that will take us up to the top, thankful that I upgraded the old rope and counterweight system to take one person up to the top. We then reach the top within a minute or so, and then say, "Okay, it is a bit tight up here. Watch yer heads, horns, and wings." I stand by the distributor leg and then point to the top hopper and say,"Awright, that up there is where the buckets on the belt, turn over and dump their grain and return to the bottom to get more. They only run one direction, and they do wear out after awhile of bein' used." I then point to the distributor leg and say, "This is the distributor leg that sends that grain to a selected bin down below, using the wheel that has numbers written on it that indicate which storage bin it is going into. At the moment ah believe it is on the train car spout, which is the only hole in the floor that does not have a marking by it. As you can see, there are sixteen normal sized bins for storing various grains. If a grain is too wet and needs to be dried, it would go into this hole here that ah added here." I then go over to the door on the side and say, "This here was a door that had a metal staircase that led to the annex that was beside this elevator to store more grain, but it was torn down because the roof collapsed due to a heavy storm. The view is quite spectacular from up here, would ya care to take a peek?" I turn the handle and then push it outward and then step back so they could check it out.

Twilight is the first to go up to the door to look out of it and then stops at the edge and sticks her head through the doorway and looks outside and says, "Wow, this thing really is taller than it looks!" She then steps back and lets somepony else go look.

Luna steps up to the door and sticks her head through the door and then looks out at the horizon and says, "It truly is higher from up here, but it does have a beautiful view of the countryside." She then steps back and then lets another go.

I then watch as Celestia steps forth and says, "I personally think the view is ten times better from the balcony on our castle, but this isn't bad." She then walks away from it as Applejack steps forth to look.

Applejack sticks her head out of the door and then looks down to the ground and says, "WOAH NELLY! Ah wouldn't wanna fall from this high up, ah wouldn't survive the fall." She then backs away from the edge and returns to the group.

I then chuckle and then say, "Let's return to the ground level, ah don't care for bein' this high off the ground usually." I then close the door and start heading back to the elevator.

As we reach the bottom floor the girls happily leave the cramped platform and return to where they were standing earlier on the floor as Twilight asks, "So what are you going to show us now?"

I then stand on the grate above the pit and point to the cover and say, "Right now we are standing on the driveway, that there is a cover for the grate to keep dirt from getting into the pit." I then pick up the cover and slide it out of the way and then say, "This Elevator is no place for the young to play around, they can get seriously injured if they do." I then stand on the grate and point to the adjustable length pipe I made then continue saying, "Up above us is a grain cleaner that cleans the grain and either dumps it back into the pit or offloads it into a wagon or onto a truck. Now follow me over to where the train cars get loaded." I then walk out and lead them to where the grain is put into the cars.

After we get there I stop and say, "This is where the rail line would run to load the grain into the hopper cars. As you can plainly see, there is no rail lahn here. A rail lahn does need to go through here and connect to that other lahn where we loaded up the hogs earlier, a few side lahns do need to be laid next to it to serve as storage for rail cars. When y'all git the rail, ah can teach a few bright ponies how to run it. It will take a team of five ponies to run this, for safety reasons. Ah'll talk with the crew whenever they arrive to plan the route, ah can show 'em what ah mean by side by side lahns. Follow me back inside, ah'll show ya how the doors in the bins open."

Celestia marvels at the complexity of the building and says, "I shall send word to the railroad and have them send a crew out immediately to start on planning the route, I will also send word to the telephone company and have them come out to give this structure a line once you are finished with the dirt work you are planning on doing."

I then stop at a few wooden levers and point to them and say, "These levers open various doors up above us inside bins, each of them has a corresponding bin number on it." I then point to the wooden levers on the ground and say, "These ones open the lower doors to allow it to unload through the back pit which also has aluminum sheeting on the bottom to aid in the grain's travel downwards towards the belt. Okay, that is all for the tour. Now I need to tell Bolt to disconnect the power and pick the line up for use when ah'm done with mowing, baling, and the dirtwork that needs to git done. So laidies, if ya excuse me." I then go turn the lights off, lead the girls out of the elevator, and then go look for Bright Bolt to have her crew disconnect the power temporarily until the dirtwork is finished. When I find her I call out to her and say, "Hey Bright, hold up a sec. There's somethin' ah need from ya and yer crew."

Bright stops and then looks at Roger and says, "Okay, what do you need from us Roger?"

I then chuckle lightly and say, "Ah'm done showin' them the elevator, can ya have yer crew disconnect the power and roll up the lahn until ah git the dirtwork finished? Sorry for inconveniencing ya, but ah need to mow the grass down before ah do the dirtwork."

She then sighs audibly and then says with an annoyed tone in her voice, "Yes I can do that for ya, how long will it take ya to get all the dirtwork done?"

I then scratch my head a little and say, "'Bout two weeks, give or take. Just send me the bill after this last lahn gits laid awright?"

Bright Bolt then nods and says, "Okay, will do." She then looks to her crew and yells out, "Okay everypony, disconnect the line and roll it up! He has work to do before we can lay the line in the ground, we will be back here in two weeks! Now get moving because he has mowing to do!" She then watches as her crew gets to work quickly and starts to disconnect the power, then turns back to Roger and says, "Okay Roger, we will see you in two weeks. Be sure you are done by then or we will go ahead and just lay the line."

I then nod to her and say, "Thanks a lot, Bright Bolt. Ah'll make sure that the dirtwork gits done bah then, have a good evening." I then watch as she nods, then turns and walks away, I turn around and head back to the others and say, "The suns gonna be goin' down soon, so ah shall see ya two later. Ah have evenin' chores to git done, if any of ya wanna go wit me while ah milk the cows, yer welcome to." I then wave goodbye to the two rulers of Equestria and then turn around to head for the milking barn when someone stops me.

Applejack chuckles and says, "Ah'd love ta go wit ya, but ah have chores of mah own ta git done. Otherwahs ah'd enjoy seein' and helpin' ya do that, ah'll see ya round pardner."

Twilight then smiles and says, "I have nothing to do really, so I will go with you Rodge." She then starts to follow after him.

I then turn back around and make my way to the milking barn and say to Twilight, "Ah have gates that run across the road, which ah'll show ya how to hook up. Then ah'll go show ya how to hook up the return alley."

She follows Rodger to the Milking Barn and gets excited about learning something new and says, "So how do you milk the cows in your world? Do you milk them all by hoof like we do here?"

I then walk up to the entrance alley and then fold out the gates and then say, "Oh no, if ah did that ah'd never git done. Ah use a machine to do it fer me. This is how ya hook up the entrance alley, ya fold these two gates here out first." I then go over to the side and grab one of the gates and carry it over to the farthest gate first and then continue saying, "Then ya grab one of the gates that are layin up against the side of the buildin' here and connect it to the end of gate, then pull the pins up and slide this piece between those two. When this is between those two pieces, ya let go of the pin and make sure it drops between all three. Just repeat that for whichever pin ya haven't done yet, be it the top one or the bottom." I then demonstrate what I mean by connecting the gate to the others and then go to get another one and say, "Would you like to try doing this one?"

Twilight smiles and then says, "S-Sure, I just hope I am strong enough to lift this gate up."

I smile and then say, "Don't worry, these gates may look heavy but they are actually pretty light. They are made from thinner steel tubing that make them easier to lift and move around. Go ahead and see fer yerself, they only weigh around thirty five or forty pounds max."

She then flaps her wings and rises into the air, then goes up to the center of the gate and places a hoof in front of it and a hoof on top and pulls it towards her. She supports it's weight with her other hoof as she slides her forehooves under it and cradles the gate, then flaps harder to lift it. She is surprised to find out that it isn't really all that heavy and says, "Wow, I thought it would take more effort to pick this up off the ground. Now I just take this to the other gate that is folded out right?"

I then smile and say, "Yep that's right, don't let the ends of the gate strike the buildin' or ya may damage or break somethin."

Twilight then nods and then carefully flies ahead and away from the building, then turns around and lines the end of the gate up and then sets it down to make adjustments to its position. She then shifts the gate around so it lines up and says, "This is a little bit trickier than it seemed at first."

I then chuckle and say, "Yep, it gits easier after ya do it so many tahms. Ya see, ah grew up on a farm. This farm to be exact. The only original thing that is left that really shows how long this farm's been in the family, is the old hay barn, the chicken coop, and the barn where ah keep Charlie and Angel. In truth, the old hay barn is just an old ear corn crib. Do ya want me to help ya out?"

She then shakes her head and says, "No, I can get it. Thank you for offering though, I'm gonna continue working on this one."

I then smile and say, "Awright then, ah'll go and continue setting up the others then." I then go grab another gate and take it to where it goes, then connect it and go back for another.

Twilight gets the other pin through the last pieces and then says triumphantly, "AHA! I got it!" She then goes and gets another one to connect.

After the middle part of the alley is created, I say to Twilight, "Now that the last gates are in place, we can finish the entrance alley. Come with me and hook up the other gate once ah pull the rod out that holds the two gates together." I then go over to the gate on the yard and then pull the pin and say, "These gates are heavier than those ones ya were liftin', these were modified to be able to connect to the other gates. The far gate has a pipe welded on the end of the gate to hold a spare rod, the rod has a handle on it and can easily be pulled out of it. So just pull that rod out and run it through the top and bottom pieces, then we will set up the return alley." I then pull my gate over to the end of the gate and run the rod through it as Twilight watches me.

She sees how he put the rod through both the top and the bottom parts of both gates and does the same and says, "There, did I do it right?"

I look over at the other gate and see that the rod is through both of them and say, "Yep ya did kid, now come with me and we'll git the return alley set up." I then jog on over to the other end of the barn and show her where the gates go.

Twilight works up a light sweat as she moves the gates to their place and connects them and says, "I can't wait to see what we do next."

I then smile and chuckle saying, "If yer anythin' lahk yer counterpart on the show, ya'll love the first and the last parts." I then finish up the return alley and unfold one of the gates and hook it up to one side of the alley and then look to Twilight and say,"That gate there on the other sides yers kid, hook it up and ya can watch me bring in the herd."

She then hurries up and unfolds the gate and hooks it up to the other gate and then says, "There, all done! Now I get to watch how you milk these cows."

I then chuckle and turn to the herd of cows then say, "OKAY BESSY! BRING THE GIRLS IN, IT'S MILKIN' TAHM!"

Bessie lets out a loud bellow and says, "Alright ladies, it's milking time finally! You know the drill, don't rush the gate or you'll get the cattle prod! MOOOOVE OUT!"

I then jog up to the entrance alley and then say to the approaching herd, "Okay ladies, ah'm gonna open up the slidin' door fer ya." I then open up the v gate and say, "Ah'm gonna trust ya girls since ya can talk now, by now ya should know the drill. This barn can only handle 10 cows at a tahm, ah'll keep count and close the sliding door when ah count ten of ya."

Bessie then looks at me and says, "Alright then, get moooving boy and stop talking!"

I then jog up to the office as Twilight follows me in, I then tell her the procedure I follow and then say, "Do ya have that all down Twilight? We have a few things ta git done before we can git started on milkin' the cows."

Twilight then holds up a clipboard with a piece of paper on it with steps written on it with check boxes beside each one and says, "Yep, I have everything written down on this check list. Let's get these done so we can milk some cows!"

As we both work together to get the steps done right and in order, with Twilight checking them off as we get started on making sure the hoses and suction devices are all clean. After completing the checklist and going through it a couple more times, I lead her inside and say, "Well, are ya ready to milk some cows?"

She then puts the list away and nods saying, "Yes I am, lets move on to the next stage."

After I show her the steps in milking the cows, we get started on emptying their udders and I look over at Twilight and say, "Can ya handle it from 'ere Twilight, ah gotta start feedin the animals so ah can mow the grass tonight."

Twilight looks over at him and then says, "Yep, this part is simple. I can handle this until you return."

I then head out and fetch the tractor and start the evening's chores. After I get the animals all fed, I then make my way to collect the eggs and tend to the chicken's needs.

Rooster Cogburn sees the human coming to collect the eggs and says, "Why tha hell are ya' in mah home ya varmint! Git outta here er ahm gonna whip yer ass!"

I then shake my head and then say, "Git outta mah fuckin' way or yer gonna be mah dinner ya damn pest! Each mornin' ah come in and collect the eggs to sell them, and ya always try to pick a fight wit' me. If ya don't knock it off soon, ah'm gonna cook ya fer dinner and git a new Rooster to tend to these hens' needs."

He chuckles and then says, "An' each mornin' ya come in here and say the same damn thing, anythin' eventful happen taday?"

I smile and then continue to collect the eggs and say, "Ah went to a welcome party cause we aren't on Earth anymore. Somehow we got brought here bah that meteor shower, that means ah gotts to start over with land. Ah made a killin' wit' the pigs though, that'll make it easier to run this farm. Aside from that, not much else happened worth mentionin'. Ah can't believe that old grain elevator got brought over wit' the rest of the farm. Ah told the two rulers what it does and how it works, now they're gonna build a rail lahn to it so it can be put to use once more. Looks lahk things're beginnin' to work out for this farm."

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