6 Friends and Luck
Chapter 25: Marriage, Seperation, Aftermath
Previous Chapter Next ChapterJesus Christ I couldn’t believe what was happening. Michael Vespa getting married, I’m getting married! I was stunned to find out Martha and Rarity’s father (What’s his face) were surprisingly auspicious. Martha herself was in tears of joy (Or sadness) over the event.
“I knew you weren’t like some degenerate stallion; I’m glad you two waited” Martha would always say
2 things though; 1 we didn’t wait, we just kept it secret and 2 you’re the degenerate who tried to cut my balls off. Either way I’m glad she isn’t trying to kill me; Rarity’s father’s response was the exact opposite.
“Nice bro” He said putting his hoof out for a bro-hoof
“Okay…” I said
When Rarity, Sweetie Belle, and Martha left the room my step dad pretty much Charlie foxtrotted the situation
“So you are going to fuck my daughter senseless?” He asked, he said it in the tone like someone asking for the time
“Umm…no” I asked; last thing I wanted to do was piss this guy off
“I thought you were a bro” He said, I pissed him off
“Well I am I just thought you’d expect stuff out of colts, not just ‘hey bro mind if I fuck your daughter’ stuff” I said, that was reasonable
“Whatever; the reason I’m so open about this stuff is because I know how you foal think” He said “Martha used to look a lot like Rarity and”
Before he could continue I jumped out the window…seriously.
Sweetie Belle’s response was probably the most generic response. When Rarity told Sweetie Belle that her big sis was going to get married, Sweetie Belle got all wide eyed.
“O boy do you want me to plan the wedding?” She asked in a whimsical tone
“No thank you deary we found someone already” Rarity said
“But we can be Cutie Mark Crusader Wedding Planners!” She said
“Thank you deary but no thanks” Rarity said
“Please!” Sweetie Belle begged
“Sweetie Belle leave your big sis alone!” Martha scolded
“Fine” Sweetie said bewildered
“Sorry Sweetie but I have a much more important job for you; the flower filly” Rarity said
Well that was one position down 1 to go.
I chose Dan as my best stallion; in fact it was a funny story. It was during one of our ever rarer get together when I began the discussion about it. When the position came up every pony wanted it.
“I deserve it guys, right Vespi?” I heard that damn phrase at leastly 20 times before I came up with an idea; dumbass Olympics.
“Here are the rules guys; do the stupidest thing without leaving the room, GO” I said I then went to the corner and watched the chaos begin.
Mike just smashed a beer bottle on his head; almost breaking his favorite DJ goggles; given to him by his lover/mentor Vinyl Scratch. Somewhat impressive
Ayan just shot himself; seriously just pulled out a gun, raised it to his head and shot himself seriously not even funny.
Conor just banged his head against the table a dozen times before blacking out.
Tyler ran into a wall; that is more retarded then dumbass
Nico just left the room; good for him.
Dan won the contest by a long shot; he took Ayan’s gun out of his dead hands and shot himself in the foot; let’s see:
Creativity 9/10
Harm 10/10
Dumbassitude 11/10
A perfect 30 out of 30
“Congrats Dan your my new best stallion” I said; from there me and Nico had to bring every pony to the hospital; and make up 5 lies on what happened to all of them.
***
You know what scary is? Getting shot in the balls with a crossbow; know what is scarier? Kissing the bride in front of every pony you know; well not that scary but still I’d choose the crossbow if it wasn’t Rarity.
I was kind of sad; I always envisioned an old style Italian wedding; like from the beginning of the Godfather. Although I managed to stay suave in my nice tuxedo (Made by Rarity) I still could of wanted more guinea; or as Dashie would say 20% more.
The party went on without a single bump; I could tell things were awkward when Twilight saw Mike with Vinyl; but luckily Dan saved Mike’s ass; again.
Rarity went over to talk to her friend AJ while I stood there fumbling; lucky me I saw my friend Mike wave me over to the old gang.
“Well this is it huh?” Tyler said “Are you going to stay in Ponyville?”
“Yea I need my job; Me and Rarity agreed to buy a big house and make her boutique completely work.” I said “Aren’t you?”
“Nope; heading to Canterlot for private security, more bits in my pockets and more whores in my bedroom; you should come with me Vespi; we all are heading to Canterlot after all”
“Wait all of you?” I squeaked
“Yea” Mike said “Me and Vinyl are going to open our own club; heats off from the mob.”
I turned to Conor “Why are you heading to Canterlot?”
“Work in a restaurant with Pinkie” He said
“Ayan?” I asked
“Agency wants me in Canterlot 24/7” He said “I’m now Ayan 007”
“I see” I said “I’ll be the only one in Ponyville huh?”
“Afraid so” Tyler said
We all stood there silent
“Guys I just want to say something” I said “Although this trip was like getting hit by a car in a baseball game it was worth it.”
Everyone asked in unison “What?”
“Look at us; we are growing up; we are changing” I said “We may drift apart but dammit we can do whatever we want now; I wish you all good luck; remember all you need is…”
“6 friends and luck” Everyone murmured
Ayan made another stupid question “Why is it 6 friends if there are 7 of us?”
“Because no one expected you to come out of fucking nowhere shooting at us” Tyler smiled
“Great news guys!” It was the scientist! He was alive!
“What?” I asked
“Protocol is done you can all go home now”
We all looked at each other
“Nah” Dan said
“Wait…wait…wait…WAIT…whose wedding is this?” He asked
“Vespi’s” Everypony said
“Hang on YOU KNOW I AM TRYING TO GET YOU HOME AND YOU GET MARRIED!?” He screamed
“We were going to tell you but we thought you died” I said
“THIS TOOK FOR FUCKING EVER!” He screamed
He gave out a long exhale “I’ll just keep it…just in case. Good luck you guys”
By the end of the party we were about to head on our honeymoon I confronted my friends one last time.
“This is it huh; will I ever see you guys again?” I asked
“Sure you will you are welcome in Canterlot anytime you want” Mike said; everyone nodded
“Okay; I guess we are going to head out on our honeymoon soon” I said “As they said in the old country Auguro a tutti voi fortuna.”
“Did the Russian give you Google translate? Since when can you speak Italian?” Conor giggled
Conor always tells the truth.
“Whatever man; mind if we watch?” Mike asked with a cackle
“Way to Charlie Foxtrot the situation” I said “It’s been nice knowing you guys” we all shook hand before departing.
“One day we will meet again” I said preparing to leave
“One day”
One day
***
I always asked myself when that one day would come. I was 18 at the time; 70 years later and that day never came….IT NEVER FUCKING CAME! Well I can’t blame myself; or the others. We were all busy with our lives, I and Rarity had kids; who have grandkids now; speaking of Rarity she also passed several years ago; which was pretty depressing. Some bastards live to 100 but the good ones die young. That is just the way life is.
“I just don’t know what to do” Sharps said; he was my son, my first born; his pale white color always reminded me of his mother.
“Frankly if you ask me let him go; adventure is good for a foal” I said; It turns out my grandson wanted some adventure.
“He just seems so young” Sharps said “I mean Canterlot is a dangerous, huge place!”
I just chuckled “Son I went to Canterlot when I was what 17? Hell I planned 6 Gala events in 7 years! A year to help himself sounds good to me son; but you have the decision” I said
“Your right; I guess he can stay the year in Canterlot with relatives; thanks Dad” He smiled; it must feel strange for him. I guarded Ponyville my entire life; he took the job, now his son (My grandson if you can’t understand storyline) wants to explore the world; like I said I can’t blame him.
“Son when I was his age all I had was 6 friends and luck” I said “That unexpected adventure was the greatest thing to happen to me; it’s how I found your mother. Don’t steal the chance from your sun.”
“Your right; I’ll go tell him” Sharps yelled “HEY LUCKY 7 GET IN HERE PLEASE!” there was my good old grandson running in
To be continued
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