"O my god, o my god, o MY FREAKING GOD!" Conor was screaming

I was up in a second, we were all in the same room as before, now it just had beds and was more heavily furnished with a clock, fireplace, table, and other things, the old room had only 6 chairs for us.

But call me insane, call me high, call me insanely high, but Conor wasn't a human. He was a pony.

"Holy shit Conor! What’s going on?" I asked, was I a pony too?

"I DONT KNOW MAN I DONT KNOW! WHY ARE WE ALL PONIES?!" Conor was now almost having a seizure; at leastly he had a reason. Wait? Why are we all? I didn't see my normal white hands. I saw 2 red hooves, I was a pony.

At this point I and Conor’s screaming woke up everyone else, who in turn became screaming swell. We were all quick to blame Mike.

"Why do you guys keep blaming me?" Mike said sheepishly

"Because of you we are all ponies! WE ARE PONIES!" Tyler screamed

"Colorful ponies" I said with a chuckle "Very colorful ponies". And I was right.

Our 6 ponies weren't your normal bland tan/brown horses you see in stables, we were very colorful and we all had distinct features. I was a crimson pony, nothing really different other than that. I had a black mane and tail, when I ran over to the mirror I couldn't help but notice something. 1 my normal eyes were brown; in this world it seems my eyes were blue. Also I couldn't help but notice I had a... how should I say this without offending the younger viewers? Know what? Never mind.  

Dan still had his long yellow hair; his hair nonetheless was a little shorter than before, 1 amazing thing I instantly noticed. Dan had wings, wings on a pony! His coloring was a dark blue body coat with his blond tail and mane. It reminded me of that French sign of royalty.

Tyler sadly like me didn't have wings. His color was a dark green, and his mane (Although his normal hair was blond like Dan’s) was black like mine. He also had an eye color change like me, his eyes were normally blue, but now they were hazel.

Nico, like Dan had wings, must be an alpha jock thing? He also had a lighter shade of blue then Dan’s. His mane was a strange combination of red and orange and black. His wings also as it seems were somewhat stronger then Dan's. Well if I can see it without him showing it I guess Nico would become a pretty dam good flier.

Conor looked surprisingly like his old self, minus the freckles. His mane and tail was its normal black but his body color was tan. Conor as you may have guessed was off the walls right now, I still can't figure out if it was because of fear, or the trill of adventure.

I couldn't help but laugh at Mike. His body color was white, and his main/tail was orange (opposite of what Mike Hoppe looked like before). That wasn't the only thing though. Unlike the rest of us, mike had a horn! Swaggin Mike was now a unicorn, nice.

"Okay I guess I speak for everyone when I say, what the hell happened? I asked.

"Yea seriously, what happened?" Dan noticed my wings "Nice! let’s get out of this room before something weird happens." Dan motioned towards the door.

"1 second gentlemen!" It was that dam Russian

"What did you do to us?" I asked listening to this Old Russian talk enraged me.

"Project BRONY was a success! Very well done gentlemen, you may do whatever you want now!"

"Okay send us home now" I said anything to get back to normal.

"Sounds good to me boys! Let me activate the return protocols!" In the background we heard typing, buttons being pressed and the Russians mumbling; which followed into the Russian’s cursing.

"O dear," Said the Russian in a doctor's voice "Dear, dear, dear"

"What is it? What's wrong? Conor said, Nico finally managed to stop Conor from bouncing off the walls, for the moment at leastly.

"The return protocols have been tampered with! No! NO THIS CANNOT BE! Listen boys," The man’s voice changed to a father’s caring voice. "Something is very wrong, I will fix it, but it will take time. Do whatever you want, for all I care go loot and rape and kill! I am going to fix this, call in my helpers and we will get you home."

I shrugged my shoulders "if you promise to get us back soon I guess I can live as a pony for an hour or 2"

"Excellent! My men will be here shortly and the problem will be corrected! Also one last thing" The Russian’s voice changed again into rage "If you see Alexander Heinz, tell him he is dead; DEAD!"

The Russians voice stopped. Who was Alexander Heinz?

"Alrighty guys" Said mike, he was back in leader position "Let's go explore!"

We all walked through the strange underground house and began to open the door, with 1 mighty kick of mine it opened violently.

Pony land here we come.

A blast of fresh air hit us as the door opened and we walked outside as circumspect as possible. We were in the middle of a giant forest full of massive evergreens; it looked as if we were in a giant maze, made to never be finished.

"So anyone have any idea how we are going to find a place with food and peoples and stuff?" Tyler asked, always thinking about everyone’s future, everyone except his own.

The Russian’s voice came out of nowhere "Sorry to drop in guys, last time, I just wanted to give Vespi a map so you all don't die in this forest"

Mike spoke up "Wait why does Vespi get the map? I'm the gang's leader!"

The Russian gave a chuckle

"Son Vespi is obviously the leader, why you ask? Because Vespi talks back, all you do is get angry and talk like I shoved my fist up your flank." No one knew what a flank was besides left and right flanks in Modern Warfare

"Um, what is a flank?" Asked Conor, saving everyone else the embarrassment

"Ahh yes! Since you all are in Equestria (That's its name) you should learn your pony vocab! Remember stuff like

Flank = Ass

Everypony = Everybody

Mare/Stallion = Girl/Man

Well here’s your map Vespi, good luck to all of you I’ll update you when it is necessary and I promise not to stalk you, do whatever ponies do! Good luck!" just like that the Russian man's voice was gone, and at that very moment a map just appeared right into my hooves along with a little haggard knapsack

And you thought 5 star hotels had good service?

I looked down at the map and was surprised. Equestria as it seems, is massive, I saw we were in the sphere of influence of the throne in Equestria, the closest town was a small village by the name of "Ponyville" exactly 15.3 miles northeast, walking that is pretty far. I then just realized, I wasn't looking at the global map, I was looking at the regional map, if I had a global map I thought it would take up an entire wall!

"Okay guys we got some time until we get into the nearest town, so let’s get walking!" I said

"Lead the way Sarge." Said mike with a salute, I guess he wasn't too upset about being dethroned.

We were walking for a long time in silence. But before long Nico began humming an old world tune (What I began to call Earth) I could never remember the name though. What was it called? O yea! It was Smash mouth's "Walking on the sun". At first I and Nico just hummed, mainly to aggravate Tyler. But before long we all got the tune and began humming, then we all began singing the song at full blast. After that song and the following 6 others we began talking about this so called "Equestria" We were all curious on how it would be like? How would we survive? How would things work out? How attracted would you be to a mare? We bickered, debated, laughed and we all agreed on the answers

How would we survive?

Earn a living rent a house and live, then again it shouldn't be that long, right?

How would things work out?

I guess if we don't piss them off they won’t piss us off.

What is this all about?

I don’t know

Before we knew it we had 12 miles under our belts, nonetheless we were all getting tired, and we were even burning through our adventure adrenaline.

"Don’t worry everypony we'll rent a night at the inn or whatever they have and wake up tomorrow and see what we can do." I reassured them

"Screw an inn, when we divide the money im saving mine, Vespi you can go sleep happily in your inn im sure we can find some abandoned place somewhere, right?" everyone else nodded; so much for running off with all the cash.

What I thought at first was a massive amount of cash when divided into 6 groups isn't as big as it seems. Nonetheless I would have enough cash for my needs and pleasures.

We finally made it into town; we were so tired we didn't bother to notice anything. We all shook hooves at the center of town and for the night we went our separate ways. We all promised though to meet there again. I bought myself at a small Inn in the center of town called the "The Stable", drank several beers (I guess ponies don't have an age limit to drink) and went to my room.

I was about to fall asleep until I noticed my neck was feeling heavier than usual. I had forgotten about seeing what else was in the knapsack. I emptied it out to find some extra cash I had forgot about and a note, it read

Dear Vespi,

I hope you read this letter because I fear the worst. This isn't a small thing with the protocols, I have no clue on how long this will take to fix. It might go unfixed for years. All I can promise at this moment is that I will try. I didn't want to break all your spirits like that, make you feel like you were all doomed like this. So I just dropped you this note, I hope you will understand I just wanted to help you, good luck Michael

Oh he remembered my name

And I hope you will enjoy Equestria, maybe when you are older and back human I can tell you the story of project BRONY over some whiskey? Good luck, tell your friends I wish them all good luck as well, even mike.

-Boris (The scientist)

Years? Project BRONY?

Normally I would of been scared stiff, but I fell in my bed before the words connected.

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