This story takes place after chapter 9, and before 11 of The Whittler.

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Rarity has always been a lady, but sometimes, a lady has needs. Rarity also has an eye for the unique, and Thomas Baker is definitely unique, as well as some other uncouth adjectives. After his party, and a little more alcohol than either of them should have had, she decides to have a sample of the local human, and have some fun while she's at it.

Thomas is a simple, red blooded human who's wants and desires are everywhere but where he needs them. He's not one to turn down a mare who's coming onto him, but at what cost? After all, it's not like he cares. It's just sex... right?

Trixie just wants to go to sleep.

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Second chapter is the actual clop. Fairly vanilla, so nothing too kinky. Well, no more kinky than having sex with a marshmallow equine would be I guess.

Preread and edited by the amazing anonpencil, Fregz, and Snakeskin Ducttape.