“Twilight, what’d you do this time?” Spike asked, crossing his arms.

The wind blew through Twilight’s mane as the chariot carried her and Spike to their destination. She looked down below at the quickly passing land, her back turned to him.

“I didn’t do anything,” Twilight huffed, still staring downwards.

“Uh huh,” Spike said, his voice dripping with skepticism.

“I just warned Celestia that her sister, Nightmare Moon, was going to return soon!” Twilight said finally, turning towards Spike. His raised eyebrow was all she needed to feel guilty enough to turn around again.

“And she basically told you that you were crazy and sent you to this town in the middle of nowhere so you could get a breath of fresh air,” Spike said, restating the obvious, “You wrote her a letter about a mythical villain named Nightmare Moon and she thought you were nuts!” Twilight glanced back to see Spike holding up the letter she’d gotten. “Her return letter says that you have to check on the preparations for the Summer Sun Celebration in Ponyville.”

“Yeah, that’s just a ploy to get me away from Canterlot,” Twilight snorted. “This is the stupidest busy work I’ve ever been given! If I don’t help Celestia prepare, then her sister will return, and we’re all doomed!”

“She doesn’t have a sister!” Spike protested, throwing up his arms. “Nightmare Moon, Luna, whatever! They’re all foal’s tales, meant to scare foals into sleeping! She’s not real!”

“I think Celestia can prepare on her own, assuming her sister is even coming back.” Twilight said, ignoring Spike.

“She also said to make some friends.”

“Pfft. Friends! She said to check on the preparations, and I’ll do that. Then I’ll find the town’s library and research on how to stop Equestria’s upcoming doom!”

“Apparently, we live in the town’s library.” Spike said. The chariot had landed randomly in the middle of town and Spike stepped out to follow Twilight out. She hadn’t even paid attention to where they had landed. “Um, do you know where to go here?”

“Even better!” Twilight exclaimed, ignoring him again and clapping her hooves in excitement. “I can research to my heart’s content once we finish the checklist.”

“Right.” Spike rolled his eyes. “Let’s maybe understand where to go first. Get some directions?”

“What’s first?” Twilight asked, seeing something pink move from the corner of her eye. She turned back there was nothing there.

“Um, a place called Sweet Apple Acres,” Spike said, glancing at the checklist.

“Let’s go, then!” Twilight said, racing away. Spike thanked the pegasi that had escorted them before chasing after her, checklist in hand.

“Hey, how do you know where to go?” Spike asked, racing after her.

"I did my research beforehoof, Spike!"

~

“So…” Twilight deadpanned, staring at Applejack, this brightly orange colored pony with a friendly smile and brown colored hat. “You’re in a charge of the food, huh?”

“Most definitely!” Applejack replied.

“Why, then, is it in my butt?” Twilight asked as apple fritter dripped out of her backside.

“Because…” The mare looked around before leaning in. “It’s the Summer Sex Celebration, isn’t it?”

“Unfortunately,” Spike muttered.

“That’s right,” Twilight nodded.

The Summer Sex Celebration was a festival that happened at the same time as the Summer Sun Celebration. The children celebrated the Summer Sun Celebration in the morning with Celestia’s raising of the sun while the adults celebrated the Summer Sex Celebration in the evening with Celestia’s raising of the moon. Twilight just happened to be checking up on the preparations for both. Applejack oversaw the food for both Celebrations.

“Well, the food is for the sex,” Applejack said far too loudly. “And ah’m sorry ah missed your vagina.”

“No problem,” Twilight yanked the fritter out of her ass. “I still don’t understand…”

“Ponies can eat!” She shouted. “And they can indulge on their food fetishes with my delightful sweets.”

“Oh,” Twilight blinked. “Never heard of a food fetish.”

“It’s more common in smaller towns. Want me to show you how it’s done?” Applejack winked.

“No thank you,” Spike said, tugging on Twilight’s tail.

“Too late! SOUP’S ON EVERYPONY!” Applejack yelled and began to swing a rusty spoon on a metal triangle.

Twilight gasped as a large crowd of ponies pushed her and Spike towards a table. Applejack grinned.

“Lemme show you what you got to work with!” Applejack said. “This is the Apple family, by the way.” She motioned toward the many ponies standing around them. Each pony began to throw their goods on the table as Applejack listed them all out with gusto, though whether she was naming ponies or food was unclear to Twilight. “This is Apple Fritter, Apple Bumpkin, Caramel Apple, Red Delicious, Golden Delicious, Apple Strudel, Apple Tart, Baked Apple, Apple Cinnamon Crisp…”

“Please make it stop,” Twilight pleaded inwardly. She wanted only wanted to check on the preparations and get out of there, not meet the entire family.

“Big Mac, Apple Bloom and Granny Smith.”

The apple naming seemed to be over. Twilight looked around. This was a lot of ponies and food. Applejack grinned at her.

“We’re just getting started!”

“No, no, I have to get going. Seems the food situation is taken care of, so I’ll just leave you all to that,” Twilight said.

“But… won’t you stay with us for brunch?” Apple Bloom asked, putting on her best cute face, despite clearly being far older than a cute little filly. Twilight sighed.

“Is it brunch or brunch?” Twilight asked.

“Brunch,” Applejack replied with a grin. “Everypony dig in!”

~

“Up next is weather. Somepony named Rainbow Dash is supposed to oversee that.” Spike said, squinting at the checklist.

“Rainbow…Dash…” Twilight said, her large belly swaying from all the food. “Ugh…”

“I’ll…um… find her for you,” Spike offered, having not eaten as much food as Twilight. At least they ate it rather than shove it in unsanitary places. He was disinterested in having an apple tart stuck up his ass.

“No need!” Rainbow Dash said, flying over and straight into Twilight. They both landed in the mud and somepony whistled. “Uh, sorry.”

“No, no…” Twilight shook her head.

“No, I got it!” Rainbow Dash said, pushing a cloud over. “Here.”

Rainbow Dash jumped on the cloud, making it rain over Twilight and washing all the mud off. She then flew around Twilight, leaving Twilight’s mane and tail fluffed up like a balloon.

“My signature blowdry!” Rainbow said proudly. “Though nothing like my blowjobs, if you know what I mean.” She wiggled her eyebrows.

“You have to be kidding me,” Spike rolled his eyes.

“I thought the sky was supposed to be clear!” Twilight whispered angrily. “This sky is full of clouds! And you’re supposed to oversee the weather for both the Summer Sun Celebration and Summer Sex Celebration!”

“I will get to them when I’m done with training. I’m training to be a Wonderbolt,” Rainbow Dash said proudly.

“The Wonderbolts?” Twilight asked, an eyebrow raised.

“Yep.”

“The most, talented porn stars in all of Equestria?” Twilight asked, the eyebrow still raised and getting higher by the second.

“That’s them,”

“Pfft,” Twilight snorted. “You can’t even keep the sky clear! What makes you think you have what it takes?”

“Hey! I can clear this sky in ten seconds flat!” Rainbow protested.

“Prove it.”

Rainbow Dash sprang into action and darted across the sky. The blue pony bounced across the sky, clearing every cloud in sight. And soon she was done in ten seconds flat.

“There,” Rainbow Dash said.

Twilight pulled her dropped jaw back up. “That was amazing.”

“I know. I’m awesome,” Rainbow Dash shrugged. “Whatever. Let’s hang out sometime. Later!”

“Well, that was a waste of time,” Twilight huffed. “She should have had the skies cleared when we arrived. Let’s hurry and finish the checklist so that I can start researching what to do about Nightmare Moon.”

~

“Damn,” Spike muttered.

“I guess.”

“But…pretty!”

“The decorations are pretty, Spike. At least this next item can be checked off quite easily.”

“No, her!” Spike pointed at the white mare at the end of the hall.

The mare seemed to be looking through a bunch of colored ribbons. The pair approached the mare quietly, as she seemed to be hard at work.

“Hello?” Twilight whispered as an attempt to keep her voice from echoing in the large empty space. The mare blinked, turning around. Twilight sighed. “You’re Rarity, right?”

“That’s right!” She blinked and gasped. “Oh, my stars! Your mane!”

“Yeah, yeah it’s terrible,” Twilight waved. Rarity came over to her.

“It’s more than terrible!”

“Let me just do my work and then I can be out of your hair,” Twilight said. Rarity shook her head.

“My mane! What about yours? Let me fix it for you darling, it’ll take only a second,”

That second stretched into hours as Rarity not only fixed her mane, but also made her try on various sexual outfits. After Twilight was forced to try on the saddle, she left, dragging Spike out as well.

~

“Well, up next is the music…” Twilight muttered. “Hopefully, it will be faster than the last mare. Trying on those outfits drained my time!"

The sound of birds tweeting made Twilight and Spike perk up. It was such a lovely tune. As they neared closer, they could see a bright yellow pony directing some birds on a branch like a conductor.

One bird’s tune was off and as the mare corrected him, Twilight found this to be an appropriate time to intervene. She scooted Spike to his far away spot once more and trotted over to her.

“Hello!” Twilight shouted, frightening the birds away. The mare stared at her before landing. “I’m in charge of the Summer Sun Celebration and I’m here to see how your music…um…making is coming along. It sounds nice!”

The mare stared at her.

“Hehehe….” Twilight grinned nervously. “What’s your name?”

“I’m…”

“Huh?”

“….”

“Speak up already!” Twilight snapped.

“Fluttershy.”

“Okaaay, I’ll just be going then,” Twilight said and turned away. “At least that was quick. She seems to be doing fine with the music, so I’ll count it.”

Spike came back from his spot with his hands on his hips.

“Can we go now?” he huffed.

“Yes,” Twilight said just as a yellow blur scooped up Spike. The mare nuzzled him.

“Oh, a baby dragon!” She said happily as felt his head. “He’s so small but so cute!”

“Huh?” Twilight asked.

“I’m not a baby or a child!” Spike protested, pushing her off him.

“But you’re the size of a baby dragon…” Fluttershy blinked.

“Yeah but I’m not one,” Spike snapped, crossing his arms.

“Urgh! I don’t have time for this! Let’s go Spike!”

And with that, Twilight teleported herself, and Spike, away.

~

“That was rude,” Spike said. “Who the hell just picks ponies or dragons up at random?”

“You’re the one who looks like a baby dragon,” Twilight replied. “Ponies you’ve never met before are going to think you are one.”

“Never thought about that before,”

“Well, whatever. I just need to be able to back to Canterlot to convince Princess Celestia that Nightmare Moon is coming back. And to do that, I need to study. And to study, I need to be at home, so it’s a good thing we’re finally here. Now where’s the light?”

“SURPRISE!”

The lights flashed on in a blaze of white light. A large crowd of ponies stood around her happily as Twilight blinked to recover her bearings.

“Hello, hello, hello, I’m Pinkie Pie!” said a pink mare that Twilight had seen flashes of from earlier. “I made you a welcome to Ponyville sex-”

Twilight suddenly raced up the stairs, dragging Spike with her.

“-party,” Pinkie finished sadly.

Twilight threw herself into her bed.

“I can’t believe it!”

“Believe what?” Spike asked, going over to rub Twilight’s back.

“Twilight, we’re having an orgy if you want to join in!” Pinkie yelled from outside the door. Twilight sighed loudly.

“Nightmare Moon,” she murmured. “Come on, Spike. Let’s go to the Summer Sex Celebration.”

“But it’s too early!” Spike said, looking outside. The sun was only beginning to set.

“I’ll go downstairs and break it up. And if we show up early then maybe I can talk to Celestia while I’m over there!” Twilight glanced at Spike. “We haven’t done a lot of research but maybe I can grab some books on the way.”

Spike snorted.

~

Twilight Sparkle found herself more lost than ever. By the time she had found where the Summer Sex Celebration was supposed to be, the moon was high in the sky. The celebrations took place all around her as ponies sold various sex toys at stands and others gave out condoms for free. There were booths with curtains that had moans coming from them. There were buckets of apples that smelled like lube. This was a time that ponies could be more open. That time was now.

“Presenting: Princess Celestia!” Yelled a mare.

The curtains on the balcony above swept open but there was no Princess Celestia. Only black smoke that swirled ominously in her place.

“What an entrance,” Somepony murmured.

Suddenly, four black legs sprouted from the smoke. It disappeared, leaving only a black coated mare in blue armor behind. The mare trotted forward, cackling.

“Hello, my little ponies.”

“Nightmare Moon!” Twilight shouted, pushing her way through the crowd. “I know who you are and what you want!”

“Oh really? And what’s that?” Nightmare Moon asked, sneering at Twilight.

“To cover Equestria in eternal night!”

Everypony in the room gasped. Nightmare Moon laughed.

“All these years and they still remember! We are glad.” Nightmare Moon grinned. “For several years, we spent Our time pent up and frustrated because it wasn’t proper for ponies to have sex during the daytime. Our sister claimed they had sex during the night. But then We saw Our sister doing it with Our secretary in the middle of the daytime and We knew the rule was a lie! Our little ponies had sex during the day and not at night! It was all a lie because We were the one with the weird fetishes! And everypony enjoyed the day more than Our night! So, they did their favorite thing during the day rather than the night! But now, the night shall last forever so we may indulge sex as much as we want.”

"That's a little too much information," Twilight muttered.

“Wait, wait, wait,” Spike began, walking up towards Nightmare Moon. “It’s been 1000 years. Your sister clearly knows she made a mistake because the Summer Sex Celebration takes place at night.”

“The what?” Nightmare Moon asked, frowning at Spike.

Spike crossed his arms and frowned back. “More than that, weren’t you the Princess of the Night and Sex? Princess Celestia was the princess of the day and friendship so you were her opposite. So why didn’t you just demand things go your way? You were in charge after all.”

“Such a title would be given away to another alicorn at this point, so we are no longer the princess of sex-”

“But you were,” Spike argued. “Why didn’t you stop her? Were you… afraid of your sister?”

“No,” Nightmare Moon hissed.

‘Or did you feel too weak to oppose her?” Spike asked smugly. “Or were you given far less authority than your sister?”

“SILENCE MORTAL!” Nightmare Moon screeched, dragging Spike upwards in her blue grasp. “There will be no more questioning my power tonight!”

“Give me back Spike!” Twilight cried out.

“If you want your little friend back then you’ll meet us at the Castle of the Two Sisters,” Nightmare Moon stated. “He dared to insult our ability, so you’ll have to prove you’re stronger than us if you want to beat us.” She sneered. “Bring as many friends as you’d like.”

“Not if I stop you right now!” Twilight yelled, stamping a hoof into the ground.

“You and what army?” Nightmare Moon sneered.

“Us!”

Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity and Fluttershy came to stand next to Twilight. They stared at Nightmare Moon defiantly. Twilight looked at them in surprise.

“We’ll stop you, you evil monster!” Rainbow Dash shouted.

“You can’t get away with Twilight’s dragon friend,” Pinkie Pie exclaimed.

“Y-yeah,” Fluttershy murmured.

“You ain’t our ruler!” Applejack yelled.

“Your takeover is dreadful, and therefore, I shall not allow it!” Rarity shouted.

“For we are, the Elements of Sex!” Twilight said, taking a step forward.

“The Elements of what now?” Applejack asked, turning to look at Twilight.

“You can’t defeat us here, but we will give you the chance. I’ll be at my castle in the woods with my favorite new toy.” Nightmare Moon transformed into a blue cloud that carried Spike out of the nearest window.

“Well that went well,” Pinkie said, staring after her.

“We have to get Spike back,” Twilight said, looking at them all. “He means the world to me.”

“Of course, we would, if you would tell us what the hay you mean by Elements of Sex,” Applejack said.

“On the way,” Twilight said. They all nodded and raced out the door.

~

Long ago, two sisters ruled over Equestria. One’s name was Celestia and the other's was Luna. Celestia ruled over the day and Luna ruled over the night. Fun things were meant for the day and secret things like sex were meant for the night.

But one day, Luna noticed ponies were neither enjoying, nor having sex during her night. So, one day she decided to stay up all day and night to find out why.

She learned that everypony had sex during the day and slept at night. It was because they enjoyed sex as much as they enjoyed the daytime. She learned that Celestia had lied to her to keep her happy.

Luna decided that if ponies were going to have sex, then they would do it at night, while enjoying her night. It was then that she transformed into the evil Nightmare Moon to make night eternal.

Celestia knew she had wronged her sister and planned to make it up to her, but her efforts were in vain. Nightmare Moon was already upon Equestria and had begun to lower the sun.

Nightmare Moon thought there would be no resistance from her weaker sister, but little did she know that Celestia had a plan of her own. With the ancient and mysterious artifacts, known as the Elements of Sex, Celestia battled her sister until she realized that her sister would never give up and never stop fighting. So, with great reluctance, she drew out all of Nightmare Moon’s sexual energy and sealed her in the moon.

It was rumored that her sexual energy would begin to build in strength, and she would become so frustrated that she would become strong enough to break out of the moon.

~

“So that’s why Nightmare Moon is so horny and mad. Her sister lied to her,” Applejack said as she stepped over a funky looking mushroom. “That’s fair enough, but taking yer dragon seems unnecessary.”

“She’s been pent up for the last thousand years! She’s probably already fucking him right now!” Rainbow Dash said from above. “The castle is ages away and you guys are moving at a snail’s pace!”

“How are we going to defeat Nightmare Moon anyways?” Pinkie asked. “Are we going to fuck her to death?”

“No, we’re going to use the Elements of Sex,” Twilight said. “Each element represents an element of sex. There are enough of us to wield one of each element.”

“Don’t we have to represent each element?” Rarity asked as she daintily stepped over a small puddle of mud.

“Yes, but I’m sure the Elements will allow us to borrow their power for the time being,” Twilight said. “The odds that you’re actually those elements are practically zero, so we’ll just have to hope for the best.”

“Wait, so you have the elements on you?” Rainbow Dash asked.

“Not exactly. I have no idea where they are actually,” Twilight replied. “I assume when I shout out the names then they’ll show up.”

“Then we’re winging it?” Rainbow asked, happily. “That’s my kind of plan!”

“So then this is essentially a suicide mission,” Applejack muttered.

“You said Nightmare Moon was pent up, right?” Pinkie said, bouncing along the forest floor. “Then maybe if we let her and Spike get it on, then she’ll go back to normal!”

“We can’t let her do anything to Spike!” Twilight said, irritated.

“Why not? Do yooou want to take his virginity instead?” Pinkie asked, leaning toward Twilight.

“He’s definitely not a virgin,” Twilight chuckled.

“Isn’t it weird that you’re implying sex with a kid?” Rainbow Dash asked.

“He’s also not a kid,” Twilight huffed.

“It’s an adult dragon who hates the idea of being big because he’s afraid he might hurt somepony so he purposefully keeps himself small even though he knows everypony will think that he’s a child, but he doesn’t want to hurt the ones he loves?” Pinkie said all at once.

“That’s… actually correct,” Twilight said, surprised. “How did you know?”

“I just know stuff,” Pinkie shrugged.

“We’re here,” Twilight said, stopping abruptly. Pinkie bumped into her and fell over.

They all looked up at the stone ruins of the old castle, the Castle of the Two Sisters. The castle was partially intact. The entrance way was still intact. Two large oak doors stood in the entrance way, partially cracked open. The doors were as large as Nightmare Moon herself. The roof seemed to have caved in at one spot.

“Oooo! Rustic!”

“Now let’s get in there and stop them!”

~

Nightmare Moon dumped Spike onto the floor of the castle. He rolled a few feet before immediately jumping up. Nightmare Moon encircled him, licking her tongue. The clip-clopping sound of her hooves made Spike uneasy. He was unsure what she would do to him or why she was looking at him like that. There was a sort of feral-ness in her eyes that make him want to run. Yet he stood his ground. He had a plan and he knew Twilight did too. She would come save him. In the meantime, Spike would enact his.

“You’re no child,” She said, finally stopping in front of him. Spike met her eyes. Her pupils were like a cat’s when she took then but they were now more normal and pony like. That was a lot better as he had a hard time making eye contact with her before. It was a little weird.

“So, what if I’m not?” He asked.

“Grow for me,” She said simply. “Show me your true form or I will make you.”

Within the next blink, before her stood a large dragon that stood at her height. Two wings folded neatly on his back. Spike only looked at her as she took his body in. The last thing he wanted was to feel her magic on his body again. It felt invasive.

“A bit small, don’t you think?” Nightmare Moon commented. “Dragons your age are usually bigger, are they not?”

“And how old do you think I am?”

Nightmare Moon chuckled. “Not much older than your purple friend.”

“I can go bigger. But I think this will do,” Spike said. Nightmare Moon paused in her trotting and went to look at Spike’s face.

“You know what I have in mind?”

“Mhm.”

“And… you don’t mind?”

“Mhm.”

“Oh good!” Nightmare Moon immediately pressed herself up against him as he armor faded off her like dust in the wind. Spike felt surprised. It was a quick change in attitude, from intimidating and bold to gentle and kind. He’d assume she’d be forceful to get what she wanted. Somehow, that was thankfully not the case. “It was so hard to go without for so long,” She cooed. Nightmare met his lips with a short kiss. “So torturous. We could not even touch ourselves. We grew accustomed to the agony over time, but not all the way. We were frozen in suspended animation for so long.”

“That must have been hard, Moony,” Spike asked, kissing her back.

“Moony?” Nightmare’s narrowed. “We have not been called that in over 1000 years.” She stared at Spike for a moment before blushing. “We like it and will allow it from only you.”

“Great,” Spike said, running his claws through her mane and over her body.

“We only wanted ponies to see our night, to have fun, but our sister…” There was a tone of sadness in her voice. “Our sister wanted to keep us from happiness. She imprisoned me!” Her mane and tail glowed in an unnatural light. “We only wanted to be her equal and she threw us away like we were nothing! We tried to talk to her, but it seemed she only answer to violence! And we-”

“Hey, it’s ok,” Spike said, rubbing her sides. “It’s ok, Moony.”

So, Twilight was correct. She was Princess Celestia’s lost sister, Luna.

“It is far from ok, but that is of no importance now. Now, we shall end this agony and enjoy ourselves. Then afterwards we shall see if your purple friend shows up and if not then we shall rule, like we planned to from the beginning.”

“But first,” Spike said, bringing himself down to her neck. “We do this.”

Spike planted his lips on her neck. Nightmare’s eyes widened and her lips opened in a silent gasp. She moaned and put her hooves on waist. They leaned into a long kiss before eventually Nightmare moved on to kiss his neck, his chest and began downward towards his already hard member.

Nightmare Moon’s tongue found Spike’s tool. She closed her muzzle over his member, creating suction. Then she slowly slid her tongue around him, licking him like a popsicle. Soon, she began to speed up, bobbing her head faster and faster.

Spike growled. He roughly grabbed her flowing mane and began to thrust into her. Steam blew from his nostrils as he let out another growl. His pupils became slits as he grunted, his body shaking. The feeling of this blowjob was incredible. Her mouth was better than anything that he had ever felt before.

Before he knew it, he was right on the edge and then over. He came with a fierce roar. He slammed Nightmare’s head down on his cock and forced her to take all his seed. He didn’t know what had gotten into him, but he felt more aggressive. His body was locked up as he shook. His wings flapped in the orgasm.

But unfortunately, it was over as soon as it began. Spike collapsed backward onto the floor, breathing heavily. Nightmare Moon pulled herself off him with a very lewd sounding wet pop. Spike stared at her as she slowly turned around, pulled her tail aside and showed off her very wet pussy lips.

Spike’s member immediately began to re-harden at the sight.

“You make me very wet, Spike,” Nightmare moaned as she rubbed her pussy against Spike’s lips. Spike groaned as her wet lips touched his tip once more. “Do you want this as much as me, Spike?”

“Yes,” Spike groaned.

The sound of a hooves made the pair look up. Nightmare looked towards the door. She looked back at Spike who immediately stood to attention, his dick shrinking. Her armor appeared over her body once again.

“We are afraid we have… intruders,” Nightmare growled.

“You don’t have to do this, you know,” Spike said.

“We do,” Nightmare said, as the voices from the other room grew louder. “Ponies must experience my night. We will deal with them first, however.”

“Of course,” Spike said, standing. “I understand.”

~

“Nightmare Moon!” Twilight shouted, as she stormed into the room. Nightmare Moon was already there, waiting for them. And so was Spike, who was much larger and standing beside the evil queen. Twilight blinked. He was big enough to escape so why didn’t he try?

“Give us back Spike!”

“Oooo! Spike’s gotten bigger!”

“Spike?” Twilight asked, staring at him. “Are you ok?”

Nightmare Moon only laughed.

“Give us back Spike!” Pinkie shouted.

Nightmare Moon snickered. “Or what?”

“Twilight, I’ve weakened her for you,” Spike whispered, flying over to Twilight’s side while Nightmare Moon stood, readying herself.

“Weakened?” Nightmare appeared hurt for a moment. But only a moment.

“What does that mean?” Applejack asked.

“You had sex with her?” Pinkie guessed, whispering loudly.

Spike shook his head. “I think she’s just really pent up mostly. Really angry but mostly pent up.”

“Doesn’t matter what you think! She’s still going to turn Equestria into a world of eternal night!” Rainbow Dash pointed out. “We have to stop her!”

Nightmare asked. “Have you decided to accept my magical duel, purple one?”

“Pent up? What do you expect us to do, fuck her?” Applejack asked. “That mare’s madder than a hound in a pen of cats. It’s been 1000 years or more since her last rodeo, which means that even if you did help her out then it probably wouldn’t even help her out.”

“The Elements can help with that,” Twilight whispered. “It’s our best option too, quite frankly.”

“Well?” Nightmare Moon asked, her horn buzzing with magical energy. “I won’t ask again.”

“Yes, I’ve accepted and have brought friends. We’re the Elements of Sex!” Twilight said proudly.

“Those Elements were destroyed long ago when my sister used them. They no longer exist,” Nightmare Moon cackled.

“That’s where you’re wrong! The Elements are all right here!” Twilight said confidently. “Applejack represents the Element of taboo when she brought all her very similar and oddly misshapen family members to visit me!”

“What in the hay?” Applejack asked as her body started to glow, sparkle, and lift into the air. “What in the hay did ya just imply about my family?”

“Fluttershy was shy when we first met and probably sensual as well, so she represents the Element of foreplay!” Twilight said, continuing and ignoring Applejack, who was beginning to yell swears in the background.

Fluttershy’s body glowed as well and she too began to float into the air.

“Whoa, she’s really winging this,” Rainbow whispered to Pinkie.

“Yeah but her horn’s not glowing!” Pinkie pointed out.

“Whatever she’s doing, I’m glad it’s working.”

“Pinkie Pie, um…” Twilight paused, “Pinkie Pie represents the element of enjoyment for the way that she got from breaking into my house and starting a party! She held me hostage in my own house.”

“I totally did,” Pinkie said as she lifted into the air, her body glowing with the rest.

“Rarity was carrying very colorful restraints when we first met. Therefore, she represents the spirit of sex toys!”

Rarity’s body glowed brightly as she was lifted into the air.

“Wait, wouldn’t Rarity get bondage if she had restraints?” Pinkie asked thoughtfully.

“Ssshhh!” Rainbow Dash shushed. “Don’t ruin whatever this is! We don’t have another way to stop Nightmare Moon!”

“Ohhh riiight,” Pinkie said, lowering her voice to a whisper.

“Rainbow Dash represents the element of porn when she showed me how much she wanted to be a porn star that goes on world tours.”

Rainbow’s body lifted into the air while glowing and sparkling.

“Those aren’t even the right names of the elements!” Nightmare Moon said, thought she seemed a little shaky.

“They are!” Twilight pointed out. “Their names change with the time periods!”

“W-well, that’s five Elements!” Nightmare Moon pointed out. “Where’s your sixth?”

“I am the sixth element! I represent the Element of Kinky and Magic!” Twilight said, her body glowing and lifting into the air.

Necklaces, each with their cutie marks on them appeared on all their necks, except for Twilight’s. A tiara with Twilight’s cutie mark at the point appeared above Twilight’s head and lowered itself down slowly onto her head. Their eyes glowed white and a beam of bright rainbow light shot from their bodies, creating a giant beam. It slammed directly into Nightmare Moon who screamed in a way that sounded almost like a moan.

The room was filled with a bright light and soon everything was silent.

~

When Twilight Sparkle woke up, Nightmare Moon was gone. The ponies who had accompanied her were already up and bouncing about, admiring their new necklaces.

“Moony!” A cry came from the corner.

Twilight looked over to see Spike, holding a mare. He was holding her body. Twilight looked away and over at her newly found friends who were skipping about.

“It seems that these Elements are real,” Applejack said, trotting over to Twilight. “They helped us!”

“They more than just helped us,” Twilight said happily. “It seems that we really are the Elements of Sex.”

“Who came up with these names though? They’re silly!” Rainbow Dash asked, tapping her necklace.

“The names are ancient and were given by Star Swirled the Bearded,” Twilight exclaimed. “So, they’re not ‘silly’.”

“All’s well that ends well,” Applejack shrugged. “We beat Nightmare Moon.”

“Not quite,” Fluttershy whispered. “Look,”

They all looked over at Spike who was combing Luna’s mane. Luna had woken up, but she seemed to be confused.

“Moony,” Spike whispered, “Are you alright?”

“We are… no longer the nightmare we once were,” Luna said, holding onto his face. “We still remember you, Spike. But we have things we must do. Starting with facing our sister after these many years.”

Luna wiggled out of Spike’s grasp with ease. Her short blue mane and tail no longer flowed with magical energy. She seemed smaller and less menacing. She kissed Spike’s cheek and he blushed.

“We are not through with thee, Spike. However, we have things we must do first,”

“I believe I can help with that,”

A bright light filled the room, causing everypony in the room to close their eyes. When they reopened them, Princess Celestia stood before them.

“Thank you for saving my sister, Twilight,” she said, stepping over toward Twilight and nuzzling her. “I knew you could do it.”

“But you dismissed my warnings,” Twilight said, tilting her head.

“But I told you to make some friends too,” Princess Celestia said, “Your friendship with these mares is what helped to activate the Elements.”

“I thought these were the Elements of Sex?” Rainbow Dash asked. Twilight blushed, her ears fall flat and Princess Celestia laughed.

“They also are. But they also represent friendship, to some degree and friendship is also required to activate them.” Princess Celestia explained. “Without her friendship with you all, they would have never worked. That, and your representation to the Elements.”

“Ohhh,” everypony oh’d.

“Now then,” Princess Celestia turned and trotted over to Luna. “Sister? I am sorry for my lies. Can I make this up to you? Can we start over? I promise sex and the night are yours, sister.”

“Yeah, ponies do have sex at night now, like a lot,” Rainbow Dash commented.

“Sister, we may do it during the night and the day,” Luna went to nuzzle Celestia. She leaned in to whisper in Celestia’s ear, “But do not lie to me again. I would appreciate it.”

“Of course, sister,” Celestia said happily. “Let us get back, Luna!”

“You know what this calls for? A party!”

“We will be back for thee, Spike,” Luna said solemnly, “Do not wait on us, however. We may not be back for a while. Enjoy yourself, forever in my name.”

“As you wish, your highness,” Spike bowed as the alicorn pair disappeared in a flash of light.

Pinkie Pie shrunk backward sadly. “No party?”

“Maybe not today. I’d like to kick back with a bit o’ cider. Anypony else is welcome to join in,” Applejack shrugged. “’Cept maybe Twilight.” She glared at Twilight.

“I’m sorry… I can’t help what you represent,” Twilight said, looking ashamed.

Applejack sighed. “Well, fine. Ah accept your apology.”

Twilight nodded happily.

“I’m going home,” Spike said, and took off clumsily out of the nearby window.

“I’m with Spike,” Rainbow Dash said, flying out.

“I’ve got… work to do,” Rarity said, tugging at a nearby tapestry on the wall. “This would make a good whip…”

“I uhhh have animals to feed…” Fluttershy squeaked. She rushed out in a different direction.

“Ooo! So, party at Applejack’s?” Pinkie asked and began to bounce.

“A quiet party,” Applejack added. “Very quiet. No inviting other ponies, Pinkie.”

“Aw…”

First chapter!