It had been one day, ONE day since Twilight fucking set off the horny bomb in the center of my Empire. Every changeling had gone into heat. Every. Last. One. My god the amount of eggs they are likely going to lay will boost my Empire's population into the Millions, rather than just past a million like I had now. Regardless, this also meant Chrysalis was affected, for Changeling Queens, everything was ten times as it was for a normal ling, their power (which was really only limited by how much love they could consume), their transformation abilities are more fluid, but that also meant, heat season was ten times worse, and she already had a libido that would make any male beg for it to end, I'm so fucking lucky I can't die, otherwise I'd have been dead the first 5 hours in.

At the moment I was just in my...our? Yeah our, as we all slept in it, since it was huge, bed, with Chrysalis, Moon, and Rainshine, Spring Dancer was out and about, she still liked to visit the random places you could in the Empire. Regardless, I was cuddled up to Moon and Chrysalis, while Rain cuddled up to moon on the other side, since our little act of fun had gone for a few hours, the bed was covered in sweat, and other bodily fluids I shall not name, despite this, cuddling was still nice.

I had boxers on, I managed to slip a pair on using my inventory, Moon, Chrysalis, and Rain however where nude as they day they had been born, or hatched, in Chrysalis's case, hehe, I looked over at Chrysalis and booped her snout causing her to go crosseyed and scrunch her snout before she looked at me. "I thought I told you not to do that, It feels weird." She said in a fake pouty tone.

Moon just looked over and laughed lightly. "Oh shush Chrysalis, we all know you like it, just how I like it when he preens my wings, or when he massages them, that always feels heavenly, by Faust it does." She grinned, which was cute with her fangs, without that helmet we see her wear in the show, her mane flowed freely, and as it always did, it moved in some unseen magical wind.

I laughed at that. "I tell you again, I didn't know a wing massage would make you cum, I'm not versed in alicorn or even pegasus biology past 'flappy wings means flight' heh."

All three of em laughed at that, then Rain spoke up. "I must say, living here took some getting used to, as did the lovely attention Lorenzo gives me, like he does with you two wonderful mares, but he certainly knows how to make a mare confortable, and happy, that much I'll say with no doubt, but his reaction to my old subjects restaurant was hilarious." She said with a smirk looking at me, causing me to pout.

Moon grinned. "Oh yeah I remember how that went." And I could swear, a fucking flashback began.

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It was a day like any other, from Moons point of view anyways, doing her day to day activities and swimming around in the Crystal Palace's large indoor pool was always a fun way to pass the time if nothing good was on the television or if she had no new books to read, which was a rarity itself due to the thousands of books around to pick up and read in the royal library. It was like any other day, until Lorenzo came up with the rest of the herd, Chrysalis, Rainshine, and Spring Dancer, and asked her if she'd like to join them in going to some new restaurant that had just opened, and invited them as VIP's to be the first customers.

She of course agreed to go, a new place was always interesting, the car ride had been 30 minutes worth of time, said car was rather large as well, it was able to fit minotaur inside, which is actually what it did, as a minotaur was the driver, once arriving at the place, it looked like a barbeque joint, and Moon always loved a good plate of meaty ribs slathered in thick barbeque sauce. Once the herd had piled out of the car and actually walked into the place, Moon was taken aback at the nudity of the servers, but didn't take long to remember that while nudity was also legal, the Kirin had it taught to them from an early age, due to how....combustive, they could be, clothes where not worth the effort since more often than not, they'd go up in ashes.

They where herded past a metal door with two bouncers, which she had found strange, but once they where seated at the table the real show began after they had ordered from the menu, She was to have Deathclaw Ribs with jalapeno BBq sauce, and a Nuka Cola, Rainshine wanted fried codfish with fries, and Chrysalis had wanted a rainbow burger, one of their spiciest foods. That was besides the actual point, the show began when a kirin was rolled in on a metal tray an had cooking oil poured onto her, which confused all of them, meanwhile Lorenzo was red as a tomato, until the kirin was lit aflame and he began to panic.

Lorenzo had almost shot the Kirin mare with something he'd told her was a 'cryolator' and talking about putting the fire out and getting her to a hospital, until the cook, Hellfire, the owner of the place, explained to him about Kirin's natural immunity to flame and heat, in which he calmed down and she cooked the food as requested, it was a site to watch, she'd never forget, we all sat and watched in awe, the meat that was placed on her body sizzled and cooked itself, i couldn’t believe my eyes and the smell? I was surprised at the cornucopia of scents as the seasoned meats grew closer to being done, when
we learned the Kirin mare was also supposed to be the plate we ate from, another round of blushing came from mostly Spring Dancer, it was a very weird experience, Chrysalis didn't bat an eye at it, while Rainshine didn't find it weird either, Spring Dancer and Lorenzo on the other hand, had been blushing beat red since the Kirin mare had been wheeled in, it was funny to watch, and it would be even funnier to tease them about it later, for now, they'd enjoy their meal.

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I sighed. "I'd try to deny the fact I was embarrassed, but I can't because I was, an I ain't even gonna try to lie because that would be pointless, but, ya can't blame me for forgetting about their fire immunity, burger was good though, a little colorful, but spicy as ever, I'm gonna have to go back again sometime, their food is tasty, despite the weird plate, heh." I chuckled.

Chrysalis laughed and just gave me a peck on the cheek as she got up. "While that will be fun to tease you about for the next thousand years, I have to oversee the changelings whom have gotten pregnant, I'm just glad we all used that potion before I jumped you, as much as I like birthing hives, I don't want to lay a few thousand eggs, thank Faust for those little four legged Zebras, their miracle workers, I'll see you later Lorenzo, till then, take a shower you smell." And with that Chrysalis had walked out of the room.

I looked to Rainshine, who spoke up with a yawn. "I'm just going to nap, I may be larger than you, but hot damn honey, you know how to wear a mare out." She nuzzled me before rolling onto her side to sleep, while moon got up, ....licked my face, and went to go take a shower, that was weird.

I simply went into another room, and shot myself in the head, and respawned clean as ever, thank god for that, I got dressed and got ready to address the day. Not 15 minutes after I sat on my throne to look through reports on 'the project' something so secret only 5 living beings within the Empire knew about it, one of them being me, I got a call from Celestia, it was marked urgent, so I picked up. "Yes?" I spoke into the phone.

Celestia sounded stressed as hell. "Lorenzo I need your help, stallions are rioting at the gates of Canterlot Castle, and already several stallions and mares have died, either due to accidents, or rioters turning angry, and I am at a loss of what to do!" She all but shrieked into my ears.

I sighed again. "First of all, TONE THE VOLUME DOWN, your gonna burst my ears, secondly what is it the rioters want and why are they all stallions?" That was an honest question, couldn't help if I didn't know all the details.

"While I'm not sure if all stallions in Equestria are here, a good lot of them are, they want equal rights for both mares and stallions, as the law has long favored mares more than stallions, due to how rare they are, for every stallion born, twenty mares are birthed, as such there are FAR more mares than stallions."

I facepalmed, one of THOSE Equestrias....now that I think about it, that makes a lot of sense from what I've seen, no male guards, yet male maids and such, god. "First off, give them what they want, its only right, and give me some time to make a list of ways to fix your population problem, if its magic, genetic, or just shitty luck, I'm sure someone in my Empire, a zebra most likely, can help fix the problem, but GIVE THEM EQUAL RIGHTS, and do so BEFORE more die off." I said flatly.

Celestia sighed on the other end of the line. "Very well Lorenzo, I do not know how badly this will impact the traditions we have held for a thousand years, but, change is necessary I suppose, even if it will be a drastic one upon our society, I thank you Lorenzo, I see you not as just a fellow ruler, but also a friend, and someone to fuck when I'm in the mood, speaking of, does next Monday work for you?"

I laughed. "Yeah, next Monday is fine, till then Celestia, I bid you farewell and goodluck with your rioters." I hung the phone up, that was fucking hilarious.

Before I forget to mention a few things, a few weapon developments had been made, a plasma missile launcher for instance, an automatic mininuke launcher, the second one was mounted on the walls, and on the Antigrav aircraft carrier only, if I tried to have handheld versions made, even a minotaur would shatter their arms, the first one was fine though, and I won't even explain as the name says it all, and no, I don't know how it works. In other shocking news, some of my scientists are trying to miniaturize the plasmatic lance and make it fire at normal speeds, and turn it into a fucking plasma rifle, from what I know this is weeks, or months away, but once its complete.....it'll be the most powerful hand held weapon my Empire has, aside from railguns. I was told this would me a 'smart gun', it would have some sort of system inside it that wouldn't allow it to fire at citizens or soldiers of the Empire, for any reason, of course that wouldn't work if said citizen or soldiers was undead, then the weapon would work, how it did this, I have no fucking clue, I could find out later, for now, I wanted some breakfast.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------Night Light and Twilight Velvets House, Canterlot-----------------------

Twilight Sparkle was sitting on the couch inside her foalhood home, she had nowhere else to go, she knew for a fact her friends wouldn't let her inside their own homes, not after what she did, how she lied, and how she put their lives in very, VERY, real danger, her mother walked up and gave her a cup of coco, which she gladly accepted.

Velvet sat down across from her daughter, a mug of coco for herself. "Remember what I said Twilight, regardless of what happens, your always welcome here, and if you'd like to know, Shining Armor is doing well, he writes often, and his new Marefriend is nice as well, from what she writes anyways."

Twilight nodded and sipped her coco. "I just don't know what to do anymore mom, I have no wings, no horn, no magic, and no cutiemark....what am I supposed to do now? I failed the Tree, I failed Celestia, I failed my friends and I failed harmony."

Nightlight, whom had a glass of brandy in his hand with some ice in it, and was sat next to Velvet just signed as he sipped. "From everything you've told us, its high time you try to make amends with your friends, and then with King Lorenzo, as unlikely as it is from your point of view, everything we've heard about the guy, he's nice, he's kind, and he helps others when they ask, just look at what he did for Canterlot that one day, sure he may have used violence, but how many innocent ponies would have died had he not stepped in? Likely thousands, try to make amends, and I'm sure everything will be fine, all wounds heal with time sweetheart, till then, your welcome here anytime, and your room is still the way ya left it."

Twilight teared up as she sniffled, and hugged her parents, a hug they returned with honest love for their daughter. "Thanks..I needed that, and I will try, I'll try my hardest to make everything right again." Twilight's eyes sparkled in a way they hadn't since she lost her friends, for the first time in a long while, she had hope, hope for a better future, hope that with time, her friends would forgive her for her mistakes, and that they could all be friends once again.

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The Two changeling queens looked to one another, it was time to begin, finally after all this preparation, it was time to begin their plan, in an instant changeling implants began to do the tasks required of them, and soon enough, they'd have this empire under their complete and total control, after an hour, the city of Catsburg, went up in an explosion of purple light as a mushroom cloud formed, tainted purple, the signature of a large scale arcane bomb, small skyscrapers flattened into dust instantly as the fireball rose into the sky further and further, while the shockwave slammed through the city with no mercy, the heat that came with it, vaporized those unlucky enough to be to close, for those even more unlucky, they suffered 3-4th degree burns across any surface of their body the wave could touch, thousands dead instantly. The two queens laughed, soon, very soon, once they got their hands on the pathetic excuse of a queen the cats where loyal to, they'd get whatever they wanted, and this little show of power in one of their smaller cities, would show they could back up their words.

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I had decided what I would do on this fine day, I'd cash in my favor with my Discord, what did I ask for you might be asking? Simple, I was going back to MY Earth, for three days I would go back, what I would do there I had already planned. Discord grinned as a golden vortex formed and it showed an alleyway. "This spell will wear off in three days time, and you will be dragged back here, if you need to come back before that, kill yourself, your respawn point is set here to your throne, so you'll appear here." I nodded, the herd had already been informed of this, and in my absence, Moon and Chrysalis, along with General Glimmer, where in charge till I got back. I stepped in, making sure I was wearing normal clothes, jeans, black shoes, sunglasses, and a plaid t-shirt. The vortex closed behind me with no sound.

Already I could tell something was off, the gravity felt lighter, then again...I think I should have expected that, Equis, both of them, had been about six times Earths size from what I remembered, my satellites told me as much. I grinned, I was back, and I had shit to do, this was going to get fun, as such I began the walk from the ally, to my house down the block.

I walked up to the first person I saw. "Hey dude, can you tell me the date? I can't remember and I forgot my phone somewhere." The man looked surprised for a minute, before looking at his phone and saying.

"Uh...its 5/25/2018." He slid his phone back into his pants pocket.

I nodded in thanks and went upon my way, like I had said, I had already planned what I was going to be doing here, first step, get my shit, I walked down three blocks and took a left, and saw my house, just as I had left it, I walked up and grabbed the door handle and squeezed to turn it, only to be left in shock as the stainless steel doorknob was crushed in my hand like tinfoil....what the FUCK?

I looked down at it, then at my hand, and yanked, which yanked the entire door off its hinges.....this was going to be both fun and scary. I walked inside, and aside from the power not being on, everything was as I had left it, first I nabbed my computer, all my movies, games, the food in the fridge was long rotten, I knew as much by the smell of the house. I walked upstairs into my room, and grabbed my long dead phone, bluetooth headphones, and my recipe book, unlike store bought ones, this was just a book of recipes I had written down over the years, after I had gathered all the shit I wanted, I grabbed my door and slid it back against the doorframe, no one would notice unless they looked a little to close, since I flipped it and as such, the doorknob on that side had not been crushed.

I began to cross the road, and I headed into a Starbucks, their coffee sucked ass, but they had wifi, which was what I needed, I had taken my wallet as well, which still had 500 or so bucks inside, so I got a simple black coffee, no cream, no sugar, and drank as I sat down and pulled out my old tablet, and plugged a USC into the port meant for a charger, and watched with glee as the tablet lit up and unlocked, and I was given a few options, I picked the one I had brought this crystal for, it would download all useful information from the internet, documentaries, wikipedia, the likes, then it would download movies, music, books, and most useful youtube videos. I only had to wait 15 minutes, with the tablet heating up to the point it began to glow cherry red, and the crystal beeped, as such I unplugged it and stored it into my inventory, and watched the tablet melt in my hands as I dropped it.

Thankfully no one noticed, and the table was the same shit it always was, artificial wood, so it didn't burn, but did get plastic melted to it, I walked out leaving people to later find that and wonder how a simple android tablet could heat to such levels that it would melt to a table.

My next stop, was Walmart, not the best store in the world, but they had everything I needed all in one place, I began to cross the street again, when this time I was blindsided by a car and tossed 30 feet and smashed across the pavement, blacking out. What I didn't know, was I had crumpled the front end of the car that hit me.

Author's Notes:

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