He was Hoplon Captain Ulrich Valschika of the Hoplons 5th Legion, the Shields of Man. He had over six hundred years of battlefield experience. He was supposed to be used to surprises...

But being pulled to a planet where the Laws of Physics don't seem to apply, and being sent there via inexplicable means: those are surprises he most certainly was NOT ready for...

(MLP:FiM/Hundred Empires Universe crossover)

(The Hundred Empires Universe is property of Archon of Darkness (as seen on fanfiction.net)/masterofThardus (as seen on deviantART and Spacebattles.com) and is being used with his permission)