The Dragons of Metal, Sun, and Thunder
Chapter 66: Vampires and a werewolf in Terra
Previous Chapter Next ChapterA few days have passed since the Dragon trio has switched bodies for the first time since coming to Terra. Ever since then the three have been using the brain switch blaster 'when it seems useful'. After that nothing has really happened, well except the trio has given their DNA to their harem mates, and Ash, Flare, and Tora.
Now it's a quiet day as Keshaun, Spike and Gilda are flying out to a field because of a large power crashing there.
"This looks like the place." Keshaun said looking ahead.
"I wonder what it is." Gilda said as the air elemental was in her hair enjoying the breeze.
"I'm curious myself. Hey Keshaun got a read on it?" Spike asked as I got to sensing it.
The only thing I could feel from it is that it's really strong. I couldn't tell if it was good or evil, boy, girl, or the Technicolor rainbow in-between. Old or young. Nothing about it. If it was one or many.
"All I can tell is, it's strong. Other than that nothing. And it's a few more feet ahead. Let's land here and walk the rest of the way." Keshaun said pointing at a part of the field.
"Okay should be in that direction." Keshaun said pointing north.
After a bit of walking the two Dragons and Griffon made it to the crash site. To see a large crater.
"That power source is in there. I'll go in first, then you two follow behind at a safe distance." Keshaun said as Gilda and Spike nod.
"Grab your blasters." Keshaun said quietly grabbing his own. The younger dragon grabs his blaster from his D-GEAR and puts a Ramstone in. The Griffon doing the same thing but puts the Air elemental instead.
"Ugh my head hurts like hell. Where's some God damn Tylenol when you need it?" A male voice said as it sounds somewhat familiar to Keshaun.
"No way. It can't be." Keshaun said shocked.

Pov: Keshaun
I couldn't believe who I was hearing. It was Alucard from Hellsing ultimate abriged. As I got closer I also saw Jon Talbain and Alucard from Castlevania on the ground unconscious.
"So you three gonna keep staring or are you gonna say something?" The abriged Alucard asked walking towards us with his guns out.
"We flew over to see what that large power source was and saw you three. Oh right. I'm Keshaun, this is Spike, Gilda, and her air elemental Zephyr." I said pointing at the younger Dragon, the Griffon, and Elemental.
"Name's Vincent. The other Alucard is Daniel and the werewolf is Sam. We just got here by some asshole who doesn't know when to lie down." The now named Vincent said grabbing a bottle of Tylenol and a bottle of water.
He pours all of the contents in the Tylenol bottle in his mouth and downs the water like he hasn't drinked water for a year.
"So who was your merchant?" I asked as Vincent burps.
"Some chick named Amy or something. I don't know it started with an A." Vincent said heading towards Sam and Daniel.
"Yo Dan, Sam wake up." Vincent said poking them with his guns.
"Five more minutes Dad." Sam said mumbling in his sleep.
"I don't want to go to school Mom." Daniel said also mumbling in his sleep.
"Okay fuck this." Vincent said pointing Jeckle in the air firing a blank shot as Sam and Daniel wake up immediately.
"God damnit Vincent! You know I have sensitive ears. Why do you like doing that?!" Sam asked pissed for a good reason.
"To wake you up. Also this is Keshaun. He's like us." Vincent said pointing at me.
"Hey there." I said trying to be polite.
"Hello there." Daniel said rubbing his ears.
"Sup." Sam said also rubbing his ears.
"And we're three guys that were sent to another dimension by a chick wearing a costume of the merchant from Resident Evil 4. Also a gay love triangle. Then also sent here by some dress wearing bitch." Vincent said blushing as Sam and Daniel blush as well.
"Okay cool, I think. No judging by the way about the being gay thing." I said putting my hands up defensively.
"Relax. It's fine. Anyway where's the nearest town or city. I wanna find a strip club and fuck someone." Vincent as his voice echoes in my head.
In my memories all I see is the events that happened in the Fallen world, but then multiple humans surround a younger me. Creepy smiles plastered on their faces.
I begin to scream in pain as sweat is running down my face. I fall to the ground in fear.
"No more no more no more no more no more no more no more no more no more no more no more no more no more no more." I said shaking in fear.
"Hey Keshaun, are you okay?" Sam asked handing a hand to me.
"Yeah I'm fine. Sorry you had to see that." I said panting a little.
"Are you sure? If it was something Vincent said I'll have him apologise." Sam said trying to help me up.
"Oh come on. How was I supposed to know that the dragon that I met like three minutes ago would have a fucking trigger word? That's kinda stupid." Vincent said getting in Sam's face.
"Okay boys calm down. No need to try and kill each other again. We just need to get back to our dimension." Daniel said pushing the two a few feet getting in the middle.
"I think Keshaun can help with that." Spike said as Gilda's nods in agreement.
"Are you sure? He was literally having a trauma attack 20 seconds ago. And besides I'm sure we can get home." Daniel said.
"I have dimension hopping airships fast enough to go to another one in twenty minutes or less." I said.
"Ok. Let's go then." Daniel said as he grabs Sam by his shoulder as the two begin to fly. Vincent following behind flies as well. We spread out wings and fly as well.
"So who was that girl Vincent was talking about?" Gilda asked.
"She was also a displaced I think. But she was this really pink and really annoying bitch that was controlled by something." Vincent said trying to remember her.
"Oh no." I said quietly.
"Why did you say oh no?" Sam asked as ears flicked a little.
"Someone displaced as Nui harime. That's a really bad thing. And if you said she was controlled that means that she's under the control of Azi Dahaka." I said sweating even harder.
"Who the fuck is Nui harime?" Vincent asked.
"Girl from Kill la kill. She is made of a parasitic fibers found in clothing." I said.
"Keshaun, I think you should probably calm down." Gilda said as Zephyr blows a cool breeze in my direction.
"Maybe your right. I mean it could have been a different girl that wears pink." I said taking a deep breath.
"Yeah, um, does Nui talk really cutesy?" Vincent asked.
"Yeah.... Fuuuuuuuck." I said remembering how she talks.
"God damnit! I thought Azi and his weak minions he has would be the only thing we would have to deal with. Now we have to deal with a trollish character on his team." I said
"Keshaun! Calm down. It will be fine. This Nui bitch is still probably weaker than you. So don't worry about it." Gilda said smiling.
"Yeah. You stopped attacks from monsters larger than you multiple times." Spike said helping me calm down.
"Yeah. You both are right. I have done that. And I can do this as well." I said determined.
"You are a strange one Keshaun." Daniel said smirking.
"Yeah, I get that alot." I said scratching the back of my head.
"Anyway we should be there in a few minutes." I said looking ahead.

"Wow you weren't kidding about being there in a few minutes." Vincent said as we all land down before the library.
"Anyway I just need to scan your energies to find your dimension. Luckily, I have the tools and a good navigator to you three home." I said opening the door to see Michael and Keith having a drinking contest, Marcus passed out on the floor, the girls dancing with loud music playing.
"Oh hey Keshaun. We were having a party because we got bored." Justice said playing smash Bros with Twilight.
"Oh sweet, beer!" Vincent said grabbing a beer mug and pouring some in the mug.
"Let's go. He's a lightweight. He'll be drunk after a mug." Sam said as we head to air hanger in the basement.
"By the way we're drinking vodka." Keith said nonchalantly as Vincent passes out after a sip.
"I'll grab him." Daniel said as he grabs Vincent and carries him on his shoulder.
"Okay Data and Omega should be down here." I said heading to Sky Buster.
"Hello other displaced. I am Data, and this is my boyfriend Omega. Welcome back from the retrieval mission." Data said as Omega nods.
"What was that about a retrieval mission?" Sam asked.
"Caleb another displaced thought the power you three were giving off was a relic or a token by another displaced." I said as Data nods confirming my statement.
"Anyway I heard from the D-GEAR. I need you three to stand still as I scan your energy and find your dimension." Data said as her left eye begins to glow for a second.
I move over a little so Data scanner doesn't get bugged. Then a blue holographic laser covers the two vampires and werewolf.
"And done. Seems to be a dimension where Nightmare Moon is Luna's daughter." Data said reading the scanner.
"What?" I asked surprised by that.
"Oh yeah Sam and our Luna had a drinking contest and got drunk and fucked like rabbits. This was a few years before her imprisonment." Vincent said remembering the events recovering quickly from drunken stool.
"Vincent may be a lightweight but he can recover very easily. Speaking from experience." Daniel said smirking.
"Ignoring that. Anyway I should be able to get you there in 7 minutes. But wait around a bit because Keshaun wants to give you three something." Data said smiling.
"Oh yeah. Thanks for reminding me Data. It should take a few minutes." I said heading to the forge.

"All right it's done." I said holding three newly made D-GEARS.
I hand Sam, Daniel, and Vincent the D-GEARS. They put them on their wrists.
"Make sure to scan any weapons you have back home. They can be used to call anyone else who has these. And finally you can keep Sky Buster." I said as Data gasps.
"Data I can make Sky Buster again. It doesn't really bother me." I said.
"Oh right forgot about that. Whoops." Data said embarrassed.
"Anyway have fun with her. Also they are some magnetic socks in the ship. Think of it as a gift for coming here." I said as Sam gives me a handshake.
"Thanks for helping us. By the way." Sam said as he bites my arm.
"Thought of giving you a little gift of my own." Sam said smiling my blood dripping from his mouth.
"Thanks. Anyway here's something from me." I said handing Sam, Daniel and Vincent a sword, an axe, and a bow.
"See ya soon. By the way be careful against other displaced. Some aren't as nice as I am." I said walking away from the ship.
"Hey Keshaun where did those three go?" Twilight asked walking towards me.
"Going to their dimension." I said heading upstairs.

(Outro sequence)
(Post credit scene:
With the author.
"Damnit I need more time for working on these chapters. Maybe if I work until midnight for each chapter. Then I can squeeze in some sleep and finish each on." I said thinking about how to write these.
All of a sudden a muscular grey man kicks down my door and punches me to sleep.
"All ways sleep before midnight." The grey man said.)