It's been a few weeks since I got Babs and her family into their temporary home at Princess Celestia's Summer Home. She was kinda sad that she had to go when we got back to Ponyville but when she saw her parents at the summer home she just went crazy. She thanked me, the Princess and she even started crying. Oh man it was the cutest but it was so heartfelt. I did promise her that I'd be back to get her back in the air. Even promised that I'd have a present for her if she made it up to a goal I set without screaming. What I got planned? A meeting with A.K. Yearling. Dont worry I asked her for a favor like that for Babs. Happy to do so for me if I managed to help her after. Only asked me to help move a few shelves in her home... Maybe something else after but we'll see. Today Twilight called me in to test out a spell. Though... she had me dress up today. Went with a nice button up shirt my sneakers and black jeans. Best I could do since she called me at FOUR FUCKING THIRTY IN THE MORNING! I had to get up, get dressed and drive over to the castle. As I pulled up to the castle and got out a few guards saluted me. "Welcome General." A mare pegasus guard said. "Glad you could make it! You want your energy drink the Princess requested?"

I huffed and shook my head giving a stretch. "No... Trying to stay away from them... " I said. Yeah... Had an energy drink before sex and Applejack wasnt too happy when I stopped half way through to run to the window.... Had to rinse my puke off the side of the house and wash it away before Winona drank from it... and it was worse for me because it was a carbonated drink with a spicy sandwich I ate before... so I was in PAIN.

"Understood sir. Just head on up to the throne room. Princess Twilight is waiting for you." I nodded and just started into the castle. Mostly a dazed walk in the castle and it would've been nearly aimlessly if a guard hadnt found me leaning against a wall half asleep still. Once I made it to the throne room I saw Twilight standing there in her gown looking wide awake all prim and proper. The gown she was wearing was her blue coronation dress. I yawned alerting her to my presence.

"I'm here Twi... What kind of spell do you have now and why does it involve me? Also why do you have me dress up like this?"

Princess Twilight looked to me smiling brightly. "I apologize if I have you up this early but I've made an amazing discovery in my library!" She said. She went over to the table in between all the thrones picking up a book. "This book was sent to me by Princess Celestia and she tells me it was restored from an original made by Starswirl The Bearded! Do you want to know what it says?"

"Do I have a choice?"

"It says he has proven the existence for other dimensions and only the most powerful magic can use the spell within! There are counter spells for these spells and even spells that can swap dimensions!"

"...Are any of these dimensions gonna burn the book again?" She shook her head. "Good... and can we NOT do that last thing mentioned? I'd rather stay the way I am..."

"There has to be a dimension where you wanted me to do that..."

"Probably... but if I'm thinking of it right.... You're thinking of timelines... Probably... I'm too tired to even think straight..." She hummed a bit and zapped me with some energy magic. Perked me up a bit.

"You know you might be right... But there's still a possibility. Now straighten yourself up. I've gotta get the spell set up with the door spell Celestia uses. Just sit back or hide from this. I only have one pair of sunglasses and you being tired or blind isnt gonna help in this case!" I huffed and hid behind Applejacks throne just on my phone. Gilda had given me a sexy picture. Naked on a cloud just over the house with her ass hanging off... Vibrator on her pussy, pinching her nipple... To be honest she could've invited me and I would've just gave her a quick plow. I sat there for a minute... Maybe fondling myself looking at that picture, thinking of all ways we could go at it on the clouds or out in public... hiding yes. And dont worry I didnt start jacking off here... Do that once and get caught never live it down...The underwear I was wearing hid anything. That tight yet comfortable. As she finished the spell a bright light engulfed the room for a second before I got up and put my phone away coming back around the throne. I came around it just to see a large oak door and Twilight taking her sunglasses off. "There we are!"

"So... you know what dimension where we're going?" She looked to me and nodded making her glasses disappear.

"Yep. This one is an alternate dimension where things are still the same but we're gender swapped." I gave her a confused look.

"So... We're gonna find what.... you with a dick on the other side?"

"Precisely... I guess..." She looked to the door blushing. "I um... I hope I got this spell right... Otherwise what I think we know isnt what we're expecting...." She looked to me. "You open it! Anything charges at us you ground it!" I sighed and rolled my eyes.

"Alright... Hopefully I get to take a nap where we're going..."

"Dont worry you will. That shock I gave you earlier should give you enough energy for a little while longer... hopefully you dont go out like a light and fall over again... Or uh... wet yourself..." I stepped swallowing my tongue as I walked up to the door and grabbed the handle before opening it, bracing myself but as I was about to step through I get decked and knocked onto my ass.

I held my nose groaning from the pain before hearing a gasp. "Oh fuck! Fuck fuck FUCK!" I hear a really... really strangely familiar voice say. Female but... light... "I am SO sorry! Are you alright?!" I quickly shook my head snapping me out of the daze I was in and took my hand away from my nose. No blood. But as I took my hand away I saw something CRAZY. Like... Discord crazy plus Pinkie Pie crazy WITH a bit of poison joke mixed in some alcohol. Fucked up and you dont realize what happened the next morning. But what I saw was... me... as a mare.... identical to how I was when I got put in joke... Except she wore a cute black dress. She looked so worried and scared.

I looked to Twilight and took the... female me's hand. "What... the actual fuck..." I said. "Are you... me?"

"I... I dont know... did... did you get put in Poison joke and turn into the opposite gender?" I nodded. "Marry the love of your life that you had to leave because your siblings parents died?" I nodded again. "What about-"

I heard a stallion grunt. "Rylee! Cut the questions! If that's you its YOU!" He said. We both looked to the door and there was an alicorn stallion standing there in the doorway wearing a blue suit with similar patterns on the suit to Twilight's dress. The stallion even was a purple coated and darker maned pony with the EXACT same stripe of red in Twilight's mane.

Twilight gasped a bit. "No... WAY!" She said letting out a gleeful scream flying at the stallion. She took his hand and started shaking it as I was helped to my feet. "Sir I would like to introduce myself! I am Princess Twilight Sparkle! Th-this is my General Ryder Wheeler!"

The stallion looked so confused as he just watched Twilight smile brightly before looking to us. The mare me cleared her throat. "Well... Princess Twilight I wouldnt worry about him introducing us... He's not very good with words at times." She said. "But I am Rylee Wheeler, general of the royal guard. That dudes hand your shaking? That's Prince Dusk Shine! Dont have to call me General. Just call me Rylee." She looked to me. "Sorry if I nailed your General here Princess. Dont wanna start a war..." Twilight gave a smile bringing her counterpart in.

"Oh dont worry about it he takes hits like that all the time with the right conditions." She looked to Dusk. "So... Dusk... I'm sorry if I had just barged in but I was so curious about this book of dimensions!"

Dusk huffed. "It's fine... I was actually going to use a similar book to do something similar but you've saved me some work and even better proving my theory on this dimension being the same but different. Maybe discuss findings here?

"Your place or mine?" Dusk blushed a bit.

"Either or is fine but... Maybe we could come back to my universe since you were the first ones to open the door... Gives us a chance to have you explore our dimension- under supervision if its not too much."

"That's totally fine. You wanna let them go off on their own or do we have a group project going on?"

Dusk looked at us just as Rylee yawned inturn making me yawn. "Well... We should let them get back to bed... Woke em up really early to do this didnt we?" He asked looking to Twilight.

"Yeah... Get them into a bed to sleep in..." She turned to the door and just took Dusks hand walking through. "Allons-y!" I looked to Rylee... strange seeing this me here. Small mare version of me, knows everything I've been through... It's strange. I had to follow her through the door. On the other side it was strange... Same throne room, same cutie marks on them.

Rylee looked to me. "So uh... Ryder... You uh... You're not... mad or anything that I hit you are you?" She asked breaking me from my simply amazed trance.

"No just... Wasnt expecting it... You scare easily?"

"Kinda.... Wasnt expecting a stallion to just open the door when I was trying to open it... Lucky I didnt go and rip you apart... I'm sure you've already done yourself some damage with guard trucks when someone screwed up a spell."

Dusk and Twilight huffed. "DONT REMIND ME!" They both said. Both Rylee and I gave a laugh as we continued into the hall.

"I'll take that as a yes." She took my hand and walked with me down the hall. She gave a sigh. "So... Something tells me you've got yourself a wife at home that's my husband here."

I gave a sigh smiling. "Yep. Best damn mare I could ever ask for..." I said. "...That girl has stayed by my side since you-know-what happened to you-know-who." I glanced at her. "Tell me does your Scoot still miss em?" She nodded.

"Yeah... Scooter never stopped talking about them... Not until Prince Artemis and Solaris stepped in... Artemis showed him the afterlife where our parents were... Dont know how hard it made us both cry... Well... I mean..."

"I get it."

"And then Solaris... even after all I've been through he still trusts me to lead in the war and the rest of the guard... Artemis sorta helped with that but I really owe that to Gleaming Shield. Fucked up and got me a job."

"Ah yeah... Your version of Shining Armor. So... What about your husbands older sister?"

"What you mean Lil Mackenzie? What about her?"

"Really? That's her name? Sounds cute." Rylee gave a laugh.

"Really does but call her cute to her face and you better be ready to get something somewhere. What'd you do to your version of her when you fell into the joke?"

"Pretended I was a little filly from my sisters class and freaked him out. You?"

"Stallion who wanted to rape her. Dark I know but... You should've seen her face! She got scared and bucked me right off but I ended up hitting my head... who knew everything we went through gave us such emotion."

"I still think that was the Joke talking with our emotions. Usually we'd be up and fighting right?" She nodded. "Yeah... Is it bad I felt bad about doing that?"

"Yeah... I kinda feel bad for it but it was for AJ. Just know if we run into Bubble Berry he's gonna flip, think you're a new stallion and-"

"And throw a party now and when my birthday comes around. Pinkie Pie. No need to say anything about Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity and AJ. I know all about them... well... Except their names." We turned a corner down the hall. Rylee hummed a bit.

"AJ from my world must still be AJ from yours... Rainbow Dash must be Blitz, Fluttershy.... Butterscotch?" She looked to me. "Not sure if you even need to meet with Elusive... He's a bit of a prude... Doesnt even think you would have style wearing something like that."

"Yeah... Sounds like Rarity...." I yawned again just stumbling getting more tired. Rylee got under me and held me up.

"Woah there! I gotcha dude... Almost there just keep with me..." I stood up and held onto Rylee's hand as we twisted and winded through the castle. We walked until we came upon Applejack's door. Same cutie marks as all the rest of them. Even mine made right below AJ's and just a door down from Dash's... Or uh... Blitz' door. Rylee smiled to me. "Alright we're here. Go inside snag some PJ's from AJ's dresser and I'll be there in a bit. Just need to do something real quick." I nodded and opened the door stumbling in. I was honestly so tired I almost didnt wanna get dressed in any pajamas. I was that tired. I just kicked off my shoes, undid my shirt and just passed out in my jeans.

As I slept I found myself in a dreamscape. This one was just the interior to the house at Sweet Apple Acres. I was sat on the couch and... Well... I guess I should've expected this but I heard a stallion sigh. "Prince Dusk testing that Joke on you again General?" I heard someone ask. I turned around to see an alicorn stallion wearing a blue lunar suit. Starry flowing semi long mane. His voice sounded very regal.

I stood up and just smiled nervously. "N-No no you must have me confused! I'm uh... I'm not Rylee!" I said. "I'm just.... Well... My version of Prince Dusk created a dimensional door and we came in here to explore but uh..." The stallion smiled brightly.

"So Prince Dusk actually went through with this request from Solaris and I...Tell me what is thy name?"

"General Ryder sir. I must assume you're this universes version of my Princess Luna?"

"I'm not sure who you're referring to but I would say so. I am Prince Artemis, walker of dreams and controller of the moon. My dear brother Solaris controls the sun and together we both work to rule Equestria. I'm actually pleased to make your acquaintance Ryder."

"Ditto Prince Artemis. Pleasure to meet you not long inside your Equestria." Artemis came over and sat on the couch.

"Tell me Ryder.... Your home... It's similar to this one isnt it?" I nodded.

"As far as I've seen yes. I do hope to explore more if possible. I need to keep with my Princess if you're willing to have us walk around."

"With Rylee and Prince Dusk to document this for Solaris and I to read about. I'd meet with you but as you know I normally work nights... definitely might meet with my brother if Dusk asks him..." He looked to me. "Who were you planning to meet first?"

"Dunno... I know its gonna be my family and stuff but its gonna be weird seeing them as the opposite gender." He stopped for a moment. "Huh... perhaps its time we meet one of them now..." He stood up taking my hand and pulling me to my feet. "Steady yourself General. We're about to meet your um... Well Rylee's little brother."

I nodded and took a deep breath preparing myself for this moment. Everything changed around us. The house morphed into the playground at the school. As everything settled I started to hear crying. Me and Artemis looked around for the little colt we heard. Artemis nudged me and pointed to the slide. Under the slide I saw a little colt wearing basket ball shorts and a tank top with a pair of orange wings shivering with sadness. I hid behind Artemis as he whistled for the little colt. The colt hesitantly poked his head out. Looked so much like Scootaloo if you looked past the shortened flat muzzle. Maybe a bit of a shorter mane too. He rushed over to Artemis hugging him crying into his legs. He picked the little colt up and sighed shushing him. He put the colt on his shoulder just consoling him. The little colt looked to me and sniffled a bit. "R-Rylee? Did you go sleep walking into joke?" He asked. I blushed smiling a bit as Artemis sighed looking to the colt.

"Not exactly Scooter... This is... uh... How do I put this..."

I huffed a bit and put my hands behind my back. "Well... Lets just say I am her but from another dimension where I'm a guy... You can call me Ryder by the way...." I said. "What's got you down kid?" He sniffled as Artemis went and sat down on the swing with him with me following right behind.

"...Silver Belle... he... he's been ignoring me... just because I didnt bring him a birthday present.... Applebuck had the gift with both our names on it! Yet he only thought it was from him!"

"Aw... Look its gonna be okay... I'm sure you can explain to Ra- I mean... Silver's brother that the gift was from both of you. I can try to do that when I get back home to my family... but you have to know these things will work out. It's gonna be fine..."

Artemis looked to me as Scooter flew out of his and into mine hugging me. "Well put Ryder." He said. "I'll be sure to tell Rylee about this. Earning her favor here might make you be on good terms with the family when you see them." I nodded smiling just stroking this little colt's feathers.

"Maybe we could tell this information to our AJ's. Have Rylee text her husband while I go text my wife. It should be real quick."

"Alright. I'll let her know after I wake you up. Pleasure meeting you Ryder. Hopefully our paths cross once again." I smiled and nodded handing the little brother version of my sister back over to him. As I did they both started fading away.

As I woke up I felt myself hugging someone. Small firm body, snores a little bit and... flat chested.... But i felt comfortable. I opened my eyes only to see it was Rylee. She was wearing a tank top and well... a diaper. And... I was diapered too... She got my pants off and underwear and padded me up. Carefully I got the covers off of us and stepped out of the bed. But as I was about to walk away my foot caught onto something and I tripped yelling and startling her. I groaned as I hit the ground, stomach first. I looked up to the bed to see Rylee jumping out of the bed to the ground kneeling down next to me. "Woah you good there?" She asked poking me in the chest and in the stomach... stomach hurt more than my chest.... glad I didnt hit my head. I nodded a bit. "Guess we need to stop leaving our shit everywhere.... Least it was me and not someone else...."

I huffed a bit grabbing my pants and then my phone. "Yeah... Fuck that hurt..." I said. "Think I knocked... the wind outta myself..." I coughed a bit which made things feel a bit worse before she helped me up.

"Alright come on you big baby. Either keep that diaper dry or use it now because we got places to be."

"Well... I gotta go tell my wife about my sister and what's going on... I met Artemis in a dream and apparently your brother is having a little bit of a hard time with Silver Belle ignoring him and its all because of a misunderstanding over a birthday present." Rylee huffed grabbing her dress and throwing it over herself.

"I told him to explain that to Elusive that it was a joint gift..." She gave me my pants and shirt. "Look you just get dressed, rush back to your world and text your AJ that. I'll meet you in the dining room if Dusk is still awake...." I nodded before throwing on all my clothes and shoes before running through the halls all the way back to the throne room just to go through the door back to our dimension and pull out my phone before calling Applejack.

"C'mon c'mon c'mon PICK UP!" I said talking to myself like a dumb ass.

I waited there for someone to pick up as the phone buzzed for a minute more before hearing the phone click. "God dammit sugarcube I was in the bathroom!" I heard my blonde beauty ask.

"Sorry AJ but we've got a small issue with Scootaloo. She may or may not have had a nightmare about Sweetie ignoring her over a birthday present. Could you call Rarity up and try to say it was a joint gift and if she doesnt go for it just buy something and I'll pay you back later!" Applejack sighed.

"Alright I'll do that... was wondering why Sweetie only gave Applebloom a hug before leavin... Speaking of leaving where the hell did you go? Woke up this morning you were gone and you know I dont like it when you just up and leave without saying anything."

"Sorry AJ. Twilight needed me for something and this is AMAZING on what she did."

"She didnt use a spell that gave you milk makers like mine did she?"

"No but... Would you be mad if I actually wanted that?"

"...Well... Not really but... Can you just tell me what she did? I dont wanna think about what she did with just something vague as that."

"Okay well..." I looked to the door. "She basically created an interdimensional door to another Equestria and its the same as this one but everyone there is the opposite gender! So you know how that Joke turned me into a chick?"

"Yeah... Little filly you was just cute I gotta say... Sometimes I say I'd want that back but then I'd be missing the best part of you." I blushed a bit.

"Yeah but... Basically that dimension? That's a normal me while the stallion me is an oddity that the joke did!" She gave an interested hum.

"That's very... strange... Can you get a pic of that? I wanna see that!"

"Sure. Maybe I can get her husband to take his pants off for ya." She made a noise that was either grossed out or just... confused... mostly confusion.

"Ry... What has gotten into your mind? You aint wanting me to handle myself by looking at myself are ya?"

"Well I dont think this counts as inbreeding if its you on you."

"Wait... Does that mean you...?"

"Uh... Not yet... but can I if the curiosity gets too much?" She stayed silent for a moment. I could hear her putting something back and water sloshing around.

"Well... I guess so... But only if its yourself... No one else there you got me?"

"Loud and clear."

"Good."

"And... What if I run into the Male counterpart of Gilda...? Can I...?"

"Go for it... Hopefully he aint as rough as you are with the Gil we got."

"Maybe he likes-"

"Ry. Just go. Have fun with that Sugarcube now I gotta wash my mane. Maybe if one of the girls drops by I can have em take a pic just for you!"

"Alright I will... And I'd say get Dash over there... gives her something to touch herself too anyways... Love you!"

"Love you too. Now run along. Mama's gotta bathe." I hung up the phone and just ran back into the other dimension.

To be honest I'm not good with directions but I slowed down in the hall and just walked a bit wandering around until I had to ask for where the Prince was. Nearly faltered a bit asking the nearest guard I could find. Basically looked at me funny but then I told them I was just looking for him because he's with my Princess and that I was from the other dimension... Word travels fast around the guard. Seriously. No joke. Guards that see stuff happen in Manehattan (crazy incidences like a drug dealer beating up a drug buyer but yet they were both guards themselves. True shit.) can be heard in Ikkebuckero within an hour. Faster than the news thats for sure. Anyways when I got to the dining room I saw Twilight and Dusk sitting at the table with Rylee nearby and... What honestly looked like Spike wearing a dress... Except his horns were just a bit shorter and the eye lashes were a little bit more prominent. As I entered Dusk smiled at me. "There you are!" He said. "You sure you didnt run home to see your wife with how long you took?" I blushed as everyone snickered. "Hey its cool. Rylee told us what you were doing. Good on you for being a good hubby, letting your wife know where you are!" He looked to the kitchen where the cute little purple dragon girl was just pulling a tray out of the oven and setting it on the stovetop. "Barb! C'mon over and meet Ryder."

I watched as the dragon he called Barb took some oven mitts off and ditched her apron revealing a cute pink dress with black dress shoes. She smiled brightly and hugged me. "Good to meet you! I'm Barb! Assistant to Prince Dusk! You must be Twilight's General and if you're like Rylee you're gonna be an awesome friend!"

I smiled and sighed. "You bet Barb. Might take you to find some gems later if you want." I said. She broke the hug with me.

"Sounds awesome! Just ask the Prince before we do something!" I nodded and she turned around going back to the stove and taking muffins out of the tray placing them on a few plates. "Muffins are ready and there's enough for everyone to enjoy!" She grabbed the plates and came over handing one to me and setting one in front of Rylee. Blueberry muffins. I took a bite of it as she went back for a few more plates giving them to Twilight and Dusk.

Skipping breakfast because nothing was said much because of how good the muffins were. But after we were done Rylee and I went our own way while Dusk and Twilight continued to talk. Rylee sighed stretching as we walked down the stairs. "Y'know... I wasnt expecting to punch myself in the face and then cuddle next to myself to sleep!" She said.

I huffed. "I wasnt expecting to diaper myself in a third person perspective and then spoon with someone half my size and even was me..." I replied. I looked to her. "Just a question for you if you're willing to answer."

"Shoot."

"Are you... curious at all?" She looked at me confused as we came to the ground floor and stepped outside. Warm sunshine, cool breeze and a headache... well... not a headache but the brightness hurt my eyes as well as Rylee's.

"What do you mean?" I averted my gaze. She gasped as I looked back at her. Her expression turned form confused to embarrassed. "Oh... You mean...?" I nodded. "Well... I could say I did wanna do something when I was changing you but I was pretty tired too... But ... I mean if you want we could..."

"Just be sure to ask your AJ to see if you can. Already asked mine and she's cool with it. And... by any chance is your stress relief around? I think you know who I'm talking about."

"Ah Gil. Yeah he should be around... Could see if I cant talk him into doing something for us if he's not too busy banging Blitz...." She looked to a guard stationed at the door. "Radio in and have my car brought around. Gotta get home soon. Bringing this guy with me." The guard gave a nod and pushed a little button on a wire near her neck as we walked off towards the road. "So... What made you bring that question up?" I started flying around her.

"Well... I mean... Yeah we're horny fucks at times but... You wouldnt be curious what it's like to fuck yourself as someone who can hold you and knows how you work?" She sighed.

"Well.... It's a bit weird to say that about myself... But... I guess so..." I landed next to her. "...I mean... You'd know how rough you got, how much you can take, if you're gonna wet yourself or not..." She glanced over at me grabbing my ass. "And so far you're dry! For now at least..." I blushed hard smacking her hand away as she giggled. Just then I heard the roar of a familiar engine. I looked to my right towards the parking garage and there coming from it was The Dominator. My car!

"Hot DAMN I love a mare with good tastes! That looks AWESOME!" The car pulled a Uturn in the middle of the road pulling up in front of us, passenger seat at the curb. Grey painjob with scratches and some harmless spikes on it even a spray painted raider logo on it that even Luna knew I loved. Yeah... I do raider playthroughs. What of it? Anyways Rylee gave a sigh flying over that sweet ride of hers. Seemed a little smaller than mine but then again she is a smaller mare.

"Artemis did a damn good job while I was away. He gave it some juice, worked on the paint paint job and I didnt even have to blow him! Well... In that way..."

"Well never hurts for a little appreciation from time to time... Might see if I cant visit my princess and... show her my 'thanks'." She laughed as the guard in the drivers seat got out and walked around the car.

"Hopefully your thanks is bigger than what I saw last night!" I blushed and opened the door on my side.

"Hopefully you arent as up tight as you let on." I sat in the car as she shut her door.

"Best you got? Your wife sounds like she has bigger balls than you if you have to go and ask her to fuck."

"Least you have the balls to ask your husband to fuck. Hell maybe I should compare his dick to mine and see who'd be better at fucking while the other is caged and fucked like the sissy they are!" We both stayed silent for a few streets after pulling away. "Too far?" I asked as we stopped at a light.

"Eeyup..." I sighed.

"Thought so... Really shouldnt talk about your version of my wife that way... She's the best mare I could ask for and hurting her with those words just..."

"Crushes our heart?" She glanced over at me as she went on again. I nodded. "...Yeah... best thing I could've done was ask my husband to marry me after a gun fight... we were both scared we wouldnt return to our family... that we wouldnt bring the other one home..." I sighed.

"Yeah... I still remember the night after our engagement... Big Mac wanted to go to the bar and just the mention of the word bar made me wet my pants..." Rylee shuttered turning corners.

"That was the worst feeling for me... it just happened and there I am afterwards cleaning up my puddle in tears before just holding onto AJ as tight as I could. Artemis had to comfort me just reassuring me that we'd be okay. Things were until the wedding." I snickered.

"Changelings really got a surprise when we punched out their leader." She snickered too turning onto the road out of town.

"Yeah... Even he didnt expect it! My god you should've seen the exoskeleton bits fly!"

"Oh yeah. Might be dumb as nails at times but shit that was a smart play." I looked out the window at the field between where Ponyville started and where Sweet Apple Acres ended. Then I looked back at Rylee. "You wanna at least go for it before we get there? Surely you've got a spot somewhere out in the orchard you like to hide in to handle business if you're worked up." I could see her blush a bit.

"Well... Since I wanna try to ride that thing you call a dick I guess we can stop... But not in the car."

"Seats too hard to clean?"

"Exactly!" I got excited as we pulled over still a ways away from the main entrance. We got out and looked around before she pointed to a cloud up high. "There. Perfect spot for us to fuck!" I smiled brightly and took her hand as we both flew up there together. I can admit I may have wet myself here just to keep my cool but I think Rylee did too. She let out a sigh about half way up. Still felt comfortable flying up high... Still cant believe I was doing this with myself. When we sat up on the cloud I pulled her dress up and she blushed hard staring me down. I reached my hand up her dress and just pinched her nipples with one hand while the other just dipped into her dampened padding. Her pussy was just waiting for me. I fingered her and the look on her face just made things even better. I got a few knuckles deep teasing her and getting her to moan before kissing me. She ditched her diaper revealing her sopping wet pussy... To be honest I may or may not have finger fucked myself when I was a mare. Applejack may have actually caught me with my hand in my pants... I got a bit scared but she made everything better with her tongue.... magical. I broke the kiss with Rylee.

"How bad you want it?" She couldnt even talk when I was moving my fingers in and out. That's when I stuck em in deeper and spread em making her gasp. "I asked you a question... how... bad... do you want it....?" She huffed trying not to moan.

"Y-You prick... Just .... Just fucking do it! Fuck me so I leave an imprint on this cloud!" I grinned and just took my pants off. Diaper and pants just came right down and I got on top of her teasing her with my dick. I slowly pushed my way in and my god she was tight. Kind of how I imagined I was. She whimpered a bit until I was all the way in. "...G-Go slow... You're so big I just... I dont wanna tear anything!" I nodded and slowly started to hump. She was so warm it felt like I had my dick in an oven. Slowly she started loosening up and I started thrusting faster and she just let out a moan. "Yes... Harder! Break me!" I did just as she asked and started thrusting harder. That's when she covered her mouth keeping her from screaming. Couldnt tell if it was pleasure or pain.

"...Fucking hell... So tight.... If I cum... where do you want it?"

Well... At this point Rylee was gonna answer but her eyes widened before I was jut pulled off her and put in a headlock by someone wearing a leather jacket. "Nowhere now dweeb!" They said. Masculine voice, deep but... dialogue was familiar.

I heard a snicker feeling someone tug at my pants a bit. "Well well looky what we have here! Seems the baby here was being changed and couldnt take it when someone was touching him!" Another masculine voice said. Snarky almost. But again familiar.

Rylee sat up and growled at who was holding my neck. "GIL! BLITZ! LET HIM GO!" She screamed prying the arms from around my neck. I ducked down and rolled onto my back next to Rylee just to see the male version of Gilda... who looks so similar except for longer plumes of feathers and Blitz- The male dash- who looked just about as tall as I was but with a more stout muzzle. Gil was wearing a leather jacket and a tank top under it as well as loose jeans and biker boots. Blitz was wearing a track suit that hugged his body well. Muscular and definitely packing. Blitz kinda did a double take and looked at both me and Rylee.

"Woah... Gil I hope that tofu bar wasnt bad... I think I'm seeing double here!"

Gil looked back at Blitz. "That tofu was still good! You're just seeing things!" He said. Thats when Blitz flew closer and turned his head back to Rylee.

"Look at her closely!"

Rylee blushed hard. "Take a picture! It'll last longer you perverts!" She snapped.

Gil shrugged Rylee off and then looked to me and then back to her quickly. "...Okay now I see what you mean... but... what the actual fuck...." He said. Rylee huffed and fixed her dress while I scrambled to pull my pants up.

"The fuck here is YOU TWO GETTING OUT OF HERE! God you wanna have a moment and cant even finish...."

"Says the girl who wanted to fuck someone- who looks so much like her might i add- on the clouds above her home!"

"Gil... Blitz... Just get your asses down there so we can get ready again. Fix ourselves up.... Maybe my friend here wont bend you over the trees and make sure you know what you feel is real."

Both Gil and Blitz huffed and flew down away from us. Rylee looked back to me. "Well then... Mood ruined?" I asked. Rylee nodded. "Yeah... definitely scared me... if I hadnt already gone this cloud would've been stained yellow..." I had to take my diaper all the way off. Same with Rylee and we just balled them up carrying them under our arms as we flew down to the road. As we landed Rylee huffed.

"I swear.... this was the best place... Away from the road, away from the house... yet THEY find us..."

"Could've been worse. We could've been caught by the kids or someone driving by..." She sighed as we landed at the car.

"Yeah but now they're gonna tell AJ they caught me with someone elses dick in me... Dunno if I'm gonna get yelled at or if I'm gonna get rediapered with a red ass..."

"Yeah... Tanning our hides? Nah... Not wanted even during sex..." We both got in and I was made to hold the diapers in my lap. Warm but not leaky thank goodness.

"I swear one of these days Blitz is gonna get a bloody nose next time he sneaks up on me having sex... Gil would just be jacking off to it from afar... Same with Bubble... though Bubble would probably have more of a get up and go see what's going on and if he can join... Elusive would masturbate to it later, maybe get someone to suck his dick..."

"Yeah... Fluttershy would lock herself in her room and we'd find Angel hopping around the orchard making a rut around a tree..."

"Poor bunny has one kinky owner... Wouldnt doubt if a carrot was used to make that bunny get out here...." She started the car and just drove it around the corner pulling into the orchard.

"Yeah... Is it bad I'd like to be around them when they do that?"

"Well... if you want them to scream that it hurts or its too tight or even have them cum more from seeing you naked than touching you then... not really?"

I shrugged as we slowly pulled up to the house. Looked just like home. Parked just to the right of the door was a motorbike. Speed bike. Dash's... or in this case Blitz' bike. We stepped out of the car and huffed. Rylee came around the car grabbing both of the diapers from me before we started walking towards the door. As we neared the door we heard others talking inside. Couple stallions from how loud they were. Yet they were only loud enough to hear and not loud enough to know what they were saying. I knocked on the door and hid behind Rylee even though it was somewhat redundant. Shorter than me more than I was to Dash. Rylee to me was just a little bit below chest height. Yeah and that means she had a bit of a smaller car than I did but I still fit and she could still see over the steering wheel. But as that door opened I swear time had stopped. I was actually scared. All I saw when that door opened was Gil at first... Honestly if there werent others around I'd drop his pants and just go for it. That's how you can tell he's sexy. Then I saw Blitz with his arms crossed and then... I honestly saw the most beautiful stallion I'd ever laid eyes on. Longish blonde mane, glowing green eyes, orange coat and muscular as SHIT. Not Big Mac big but... lets just say thirty percent less but one hundred percent more sexy. His eyes locked to Rylee. "Well now there she is!" He said a bit ticked.

"AJ I can explain!" AJ huffed.

"Look- I can forgive ya sleeping with Gil but doing this behind my back? What the hell has gotten into you?"

Gil pushed AJ aside and stared me down. I admit I did feel intimidated but I stood my ground. "What got into her was the stallion behind her!" He snapped. I swear I could hear him growl too. AJ looked to me then back to Rylee.

"Really now? What the hell do you see in sleeping with him?"

Rylee shoved me away to her right and looked AJ straight in the eyes. "Myself." She said. All it took was that one word for AJ to give that very confused glance at me. All it took was that glance to make him just stare at me after looking back to Rylee for a moment. We both gave him a smirk.

"...You... what the fuck am I seeing...?" He looked to Rylee. "The hell did Dusk do? Clone you?" She shook her head and then looked to me.

"AJ I'd like you to meet the me from another dimension. Ryder, My AJ."

I walked over and gave a smile. "General Ryder. Basically Rylee but with an extra package!" I said. He shook my hand. Firm grip. Rylee snickered a bit.

"Yeah... A little package..." Gil and Blitz snickered a bit.

AJ rolled his eyes before looking at Rylee. "Could say the same thing about you there shorty. Now why dont you get on inside and get changed into something that aint that?" She nudged him aside and just shoved Gil back into the chair by the door. If you remember that's where the recliner is. AJ looked back at me. "Well now... Where did you come from Ryder is it?"

I gave a sigh looking up at the house. "Well... Guess you can already tell." I replied. "Sanctuary when forced out of house and home... a place to where I looked to for comfort when needed..." He sighed looking up at the house.

"Yep... I just remember that night Rylee came when the fire happened... Crying her eyes out, half asleep... coulda sworn i smelled alcohol on her but she stopped drinkin' for her little brothers sake... You did the same thing with your uh... what your sister?" I nodded resting a hand on his shoulder.

"All because of our parents... After the uh... you know... and I just kept going for the alcohol and nearly drank myself into a tizzy... Worst it was maybe was just a few weeks before I became a guard but a while after it happened... Dash took Scootaloo to see her friends, left me, Applejack and Big Mac alone and when they stepped out I found their bottle of whiskey..."

"Eeyup... same as what happened to Rylee... Werent good to see her after that...."

"Crying, drunk, and forced to sleep it off before she tossed everything she ate up?" I looked to him.

"Eeyup..."

"Had a feeling." He looked to me.

"Yeah... Now... I say we get inside. I kinda wanna talk with Gil and Blitz." He nodded and gestured inside. I walked inside just looking at Blitz and Gil. Gil just sat in that chair he was pushed into. I sat on the couch and just gave a smug smile. Blitz huffed. AJ looked to them as he went for the stairs.

"You boys be nice now. Got a guest here who can hand your ass to ya if he needs to but it doesnt give him permission!"

I rolled my eyes as Gil stood up and walked over to me with Blitz at his side. "Got some nerve taking my spot as her hole filler..." Gil said. "Give me one good reason to not gut you right now!"

I huffed. "You didnt hear AJ? I could kick your ass right now if I wanted to. And my permission? Only if you make the first move..." I said. Gil growled a bit bearing teeth.

Blitz just gave a huff. "You're lucky you're my cousin... somewhat..." He said. "Otherwise Gil and I wouldnt have a problem beating you down for even touching her!" I looked to the rainbow maned punk stallion.

"Well guilty as charged for being a curious stallion! I'd ask you if you'd be curious enough to screw yourself but you have another stallion do that for you!" He blushed before walking over to the couch and leaning down in front of me.

"Look you fucking idiot... Dont make me drop those pants of yours while Gil holds you down... He's persuasive... may be talked out of gagging you with his knot!"

"Tisk tisk Blitzy boy. Do you want the charge of threatening a guard and possible rape charge?"

"Please... You have no power here..."

That's when we heard a huff. "Yeah but I do NOW BACK OFF HIM BLITZ!" We heard Rylee say. We looked back at the stairs and saw Rylee coming down with AJ behind her. Rylee was now wearing a pair of jean short shorts and a tank top. "Blitz it was the same kind of fun Gil and I get into. Now either back off or I'm gonna look the other way while your ass is being the one torn open with Gil gagging you!" Blitz just huffed and backed away slowly not even breaking his gaze from mine. "I swear you guys are CHILDREN right now! Myself included!"

Gil looked to Rylee as she sat next to me on the couch. "We were keeping you from making a mistake! Cant you tell you're in heat?" He asked. She looked to him confused.

"What are you talking about? I'm not in heat!"

AJ huffed sitting down on the coffee table. "Rylee. It's either you hit your head too hard or you forgot." He said. "You cant tell if you're in heat or not sugar." He looked to me. "And you? I'd think you'd better thank those two for saving both your asses from some awkward talk. You couldnt tell she was in heat now could you?" I shook my head. He looked to Gil and Blitz pointing to em. "Now go on. Apologize. Thank em for saving your hide from some weird incestuous love child."

To be honest... I hated that. I'm gonna take it though. I looked to Gil and Blitz crossing my arms. "Alright... Thanks for that and sorry if I'm being an asshole..." I said.

"Like you mean it!" I looked to AJ.

"I apologized! What else do you want me to do? You want me to drop trow here, bend over and let them-" I was cut off by the door opening and three little colts running in. Scooter, a yellow little earthpony colt wearing jeans and a white tank top and boots, and a pink and purple maned unicorn colt wearing nice dress shoes, a long sleeve dress shirt with a purple vest and black pants. The vest had SB monogrammed on the chest on the right.

Scooter jumped into his sisters arms after she stood up. "Rylee!" He said.

I looked to AJ and we both just shrugged as she spun around with him slightly and set him down. "There you are kiddo! Fix everything with your friends?" She asked.

"Yeah! Ryder helped me with that!" He broke away from Rylee and jumped into my lap hugging me. "Thanks again Ryder!"

I sighed. "Dont mention it bud. Everything's gonna be fine right?" I asked. He nodded. "Alright. Go on and play with your friends. Adults are talking now!" He broke away from me and ran off with the two other colts heading upstairs. I looked to Rylee as she smiled watching her brother disappear. "So that was Silver Belle and uh... Whats your little brothers name AJ?" I glanced at the stallion next to me.

AJ gave me a smile. "Applebuck." He replied. "Boy's tougher than most of the other colts but he cant help but be a cry baby at times. Kinda like your uh... What... sister in law?" I nodded.

"Exactly like her. Shit herself one night and lord knows what she ate before that. I'm gonna be honest here. I'm just glad she agreed to a diaper after that."

"Yeah... felt bad for my lil bro. Aint had that happen for a while."

Rylee sighed sitting on AJ's lap. "Glad you got me in here baby?" She asked kissing him on the cheek making him blush.

"Y-Yeah sweetums... best damn wife I'd ever lay eyes on..." He looked to me. "Guess you two got stronger stomachs than even me..."

I huffed getting up. "Yeah... Cant remember if Mac helped or not..." I said taking my phone out to check the time. Just past noon. "I'm not sure if Twilight needs me back soon or not..." Then I checked the bars. Nothing. I looked to Rylee. "Alright if I borrow one of your phones? Might need to call Dusk to ask. See if we need to do a quick meet and greet before having to go back home."

Just then someone's phone rings. Not mine, not Rylee's. Not even AJ's. We looked to Blitz who just took his phone out and looked to the screen. He huffed looking to us. Me specifically. "Heh... Bringing the devil on bud. You better not say anything more else it might happen." He said sliding his thumb across the screen. I watched as he put the phone up to his ear. "Dusk, what's up man?" He paused a moment. "Yeah... Yeah I met him... He's... interesting... why?" He looked to Rylee. "Huh... I mean... I'm not totally against it... You wanna talk to them? ...Okay... But letting you know now we might need some uh... protection for both of them if you know what I mean..." He smirked a bit at me. Asshole. "Yep. That kind. Need time to get that stuff? I know a good place for it. Well... yeah for both.... Second and Honeywell. Gil and I could get them if you'd like. Saves you some awkwardness you dork." He quickly took away the phone from his ear and we could hear clearly Dusk was yelling. He put the phone back up to his ear. "Woah woah dusk kidding! KIDDING! Should we take em and fit em or bring em to you first?" I looked to Rylee and AJ.

"Ah shit... what did Twi and Dusk plan...?" I turned my attention to Blitz again.

"Alright. We'll make sure they get there. No need for guards. See you soon." He hung up and looked to Gil. "Get Rylee into her car. Gotta meet the Prince at his castle. I got broken nose over here." Gil nodded getting up from the seat.

I watched as the griffon came over and picked Rylee up out of her husbands arms and she went willingly. "There we go... C'mon girl lets get you to the castle. Taking your car and dont be afraid to speed!" He said. Blitz huffed resting a hand on my shoulder before looking to the couple as they walked out.

"Drive CAREFULLY! I dont wanna explain to the Prince why we need to get her car from the lockup!" He looked to me. "You been on my bike before?" I have but I havent. Meaning I've ridden on Dash's bike but not Blitz' when its the same make and model- you get the picture. Hesitantly I gave a nod. "Good. Need you to hold on tight, dont piss yourself and we should be good. Oh and if I go too fast for ya just... I dont know grab my leg or something... just make sure you stay well away from my dick. You might be a stallion but you're still my cousin!" I nodded and followed him out to the bike. We both got on and followed in the dust that was my- Rylee's car. Thing I didnt see were the two helmets sitting on the ground behind the bike against the wall.

We blazed past the car on the bike because if i know myself I'm not one to race. Especially with Dash. Didnt take us long to get to the castle... But when we did Blitz and Gil had to escort us up without a word. I did have to grab Blitz a few times during the ride... may have grabbed him somewhere near his dick but... dont think I did. Probably would've said something. But I held on to Rylee's hand... We both felt very uneasy. No explanation, no words from anyone on where to go, not even from the guards. We walked until we met with Twilight and Dusk. They were both wearing the same thing they wore when we got here. They were standing in front of a bedroom door just... smiling weirdly. "There we are! Meet everyone?" Twilight asked.

I huffed. "Not exactly... Rylee was probably gonna take me to meet everyone after we stopped by the house." I said.

Blitz grabbed me by the shoulders. "Yeah but numb nose here didnt count on Rylee being in heat." He said. I elbowed him in the gut.

"Hey its not their fault they were born like that! Be nice Blitz." He looked to me and Rylee. "Ryder. Rylee. I'm sorry about this in general but we wanna swap you for Rylee just for tonight."

Twilight stepped forward as me and Rylee just went to each other clinging to the other. "It's going to be okay you two!" She said. "It's only going to be for the night. We've already sent our own potion makers a letter for getting a joke cure ready. We just wanna see how you two would do if you were swapped around. See if anyone would notice."

"Yes but you'd have to act just like how the other would!"

Gil huffed. "So basically they act like themselves, learn their friends names and probably be potty trained to use the toilet like a big boy and a big girl?" He said. Rylee and I blushed hard.

"Well... Yes but we're not gonna have them do that last part unless they need to. Maybe pretend they got a bit scared by something they saw during our little experiment. Big spider maybe?" Me and my female counterpart shivered a bit.

"Yeah... Definitely going with spiders for a freakout thing..." He looked to Twilight. "Need someone to stay with them and make sure they're doing alright?"

Twilight hummed looking to Dusk. "Maybe... But... we can always schedule a sleep over and we can watch over our respective friends." She said looking back to us. "That sound okay? Only ones that are gonna know which is you is us. Dusk can watch Ryder while I watch Rylee and if either of you have an issue just come to us!"

Rylee whimpered. "Dont we get a say in this? It cant just be all your choice!" She said.

Dusk sighed. "Unfortunately General this is an order." He said. "I know I had a problem with saying no in the past but this is important! We wanna see if anyone is gonna notice any change in you and we even made a bet on who finds out first. I bet Bubble Berry is gonna find Ryder out."

Twilight smiled. "And I bet Applejack is gonna find out first. Loser pays for a bottle of wine for the other. That and a personal favor." She said. "And as a payment for what we're doing for both Ryder and Rylee we might give you time for a secondary vehicle. Possibly a bike I asked Princess Luna about that your character owns in a certain video game where you're on the... other side... of crime."

I hummed a bit. "How about we get one shot to where you have to piss yourself on command anywhere we want when together. And no diapers. So that means if we're out at a mall we can order it and you have to serve us what we want!" I said. Gil smacked me in the back of the head and just as I was about to turn around to retaliate Twilight grabbed me with her magic.

"Okay Ryder we can talk about this later. Dusk and I can think on it but there's a very high chance youre not getting that as payment. You want someone to piss themselves on command just ask Pinkie because half the time she doesnt make it to the toilet anyways!" I huffed.

"Well we're not having you buy us a motorcycle that can reach top speeds of two hundred and fifty miles per hour."

"Fine. No bike... dont want you to kill yourself or get arrested for speeding... We'll give you something else just PLEASE do this for us!"

I looked to Rylee. She met my gaze. Wordlessly we agreed on it. We looked back and Rylee huffed. "Better be good for what we're getting..." She said. "You know what happened with that last time we were basically gender swapped."

"Unfortunately...."

Dusk turned and opened the door and quickly stepped away. He looked to us and huffed. "Here. Inside is some joke. Should be fast acting since you've gotten through it before." He said. "And yes we checked for the cure stuff so we dont have an accident like last time! Now if you will please enter the room we can get this over with."

Blitz huffed. "Shouldnt they get naked or something? I mean... We dont want them to go hugging anyone after they get that pollen all over them and have AJ turn tiny again or even have my wings go out of control and slam me into a wall or knock me of my bike... At least with the pollen changing them naked they wont have to deal with us having to get that bath too!"

Twilight walked up to Blitz and huffed. "Last time they hit joke I had to carry their clothes while one of our other friends had to console them! Nothing. Happened." She said. "You just sit back and watch." She looked to me. "Ryder? One who's becoming a lady first?" I swallowed and nodded before turning my attention back to the room before us. The room was kinda dark. Though from the light from the hall I could see it. A single joke plant sitting on a table. It was somewhat intimidating granted it can be fixed easily. That's when Rylee took my hand.

I looked to the mini me mare and she smiled. "C'mon. We can do this together... Gonna be good?" She asked. I nodded and we walked in together. Granted we were both scared they closed the door behind us. We took a moment before the table to just undress. Surprisingly we wear similar underwear. Boxer briefs. After we exposed ourselves to each other once more we walked closer to the table and just touched the flowers before breaking our hand hold and just staring each other down. Only took a minute for us to see the changes. She grew taller as I grew shorter. I felt my muzzle shorten a bit while hers was elongated. The worst part? Kinda gross feeling your junk get sucked up inside while the one in front of you grows it... Balls drop first and then comes the shaft. After the change was done we couldnt help but look at each other almost wondering what we did. We may have touched each other a bit almost as if we were telling each others body parts we'd see them again soon. Though... Rylee took a little too long to 'tell' that to what is now my own marehood. Got me a bit hot and bothered so I had to slap her- him. HIM! RYLEE IS A HE NOW! Rylee gave a husky huff clearing his throat. "Ooh... Deeefinitely gonna need a drink after this...." He looked to me. "You need a drink too?"

I sighed. "Yeah..." I said, my feminine voice sounding very raspy for a moment. I looked down at my naked body. "I really hope I dont start pissing myself again.... To this day I still cant tell if it was the joke or that spell Twilight used to make me wet myself..." I looked up at Rylee. "Only one way to find out right?" He nodded.

"Yeah... Should we just.... Ask for padding before we do have an accident?" I nodded and went for my clothes. Though... once I picked up my shirt I realized these werent the clothes I wanted. I had to hand my clothes over to Rylee. He had to help me get dressed... Didnt realize at the time but I think I know how Scootaloo feels when she's tired after a long day at school. Yeah... I remember she had a day at school where she was running around the playground most of the day because Cheerilee never had a lesson planned for that day plus she thought most of the kids needed a day away from brain work. Talked the Principal into giving them a free day while still getting in the attendance. Once we were dressed we walked back out the same way we went in. Hand in hand and nervous. As we opened the door and walked out everyone looked to us confused.

Gil looked us up and down. "So... How do you know if it worked or not?" He asked. Rylee broke off from me and approached Gil.

"You wanna drop those pants and let me blow you Gil? Promise I wont choke this time!" Rylee blushed grinning while Gil just blushed. He looked past him at me.

"Rylee! Name your bother and his friends!"

I kinda hesitated a bit. "Um... Scooter... A-Apple uh.... Apple...." I said. Gil pointed at me.

"That's Ryder so this dork in front of me is Rylee. Only Rylee would be so up front about wanting to fuck me.... Not to mention she would know her own brothers name as well as his friends!"

Dusk came up and put a hand on my shoulder. "Well first task is training them on everyones names when they come around." He said. "We might wanna take this as far as we can for the day we have them so its gonna be best if we do this sooner rather than later. Come noon tomorrow you should be back home as your normal selves." He looked to Blitz. "Blitz. Escort Twilight and.... 'Ryder'... To the door in the throne room." Blitz nodded and Dusk looked to Gil. "Gil. You're with me and 'Rylee' here. She seems a bit more comfortable with you or something. Blitz just annoys her."

Gil gave a nod and came over to me picking me up. "Alright up we go little girl." He said. I just held on to him cuddling up to him. "There we are... Just relax... I'm here for ya... Sorry if I was so mean earlier..." He looked to Dusk. "She's a little shaky..." Dusk sighed.

"Think she's just scared she wont be able to go home to her wife..." He came around to Gil's side. The one I was opposite. "You need something to help calm you down? Maybe some tea?"

I whimpered. "A-And a diaper please...?" I asked. Dusk smiled.

"Sure sweetie... dont want any accidents now do we?" He started walking with Gil following close behind. I mean this felt like Gilda but there wasnt a soft spot to fondle or lay my head... That was lower... And when he was teasing me back at the house? I really wouldnt mind taking that knot... well... when I'm a stallion... dunno how my ass would take it as a mare. Definitely dont want it near my cunt. If she was in heat then I'm gonna be in heat. I looked to Dusk.

"...Hey Dusk...?"

"Yeah Ryder?"

"...Um... do you... do you think there's a way to fix me and Rylee in the way we can tell if we're in heat or not? Or at least tell if someone else is in heat?"

"If you're saying you're broken you arent. You're as normal as anyone. Your bodies arent that sensitive, nose or otherwise to the heat."

Gil huffed. "You sure? Dont smell like sunshine and rainbows to me. I can smell her...." He said. Dusk glared back at us.

"Okay... I'm gonna say there may be a possibility it is fixable... Though it's going to require some potions, some testing.... Maybe some time to get it down pat... Could ask the local potion maker if he's ever encountered such things..."

"Didnt Blitz mention something about 'covering' them?" He gasped.

"Right! Right right right we CANT have anyone pregnant.... and if she's in heat that must mean her wife back home is in heat... You just head on downstairs with her and I'll meet you there! Get her in her car or wait for me and we can go in a guard transport!" And just like that he teleported away leaving me and Gil alone. Gil sighed.

"Just you and me now... Dont worry... aint gonna touch ya... Not in that way anyways... You gonna be okay or do you need a toilet first?" I just nodded into his shoulder. "Alright... Bathroom break it is... You're gonna have to go in on your own... Okay?"

I whimpered a little looking up at him. "...Can... Can you at least come with me please? I just... I wanna talk..." I said.

"Oh uh... Oh.. Okay...?" We turned a corner and stopped in front of a clearly marked bathroom door and went inside It was somewhat small. Big enough to hold a bathtub with shower, racks of towels and a sink. Toilet was next to the sink. I just hopped up on the toilet after Gil set me down. He sat down in front of me. "So... what's up? You uh... you dont have to go? Not even a little?" I shook my head. "Ah... well... Please dont just piss yourself if I'm carrying you... Now there's obviously something wrong here... Rylee always wants to talk if she's got something on her mind... What's up? I'm here for you..." I just hung my head.

"...I'm just... I'm kinda scared... I'm... I'm sure you remember what happened last time I had a run in with joke?" He kinda looked at me shocked and nodded. "Well... I just... I'm scared its gonna happen again... and this time my family is gonna see..." He sighed.

"Look... I know you're scared its gonna happen again... it wont... You're gonna be fine.... if you have that knife and just feel the need to cut yourself just put it down, tell me or Dusk... We wanna help you... it's the call of the void and I know that feeling all too well... There's a cliff out in Griffonstone leading into a very windy gorge. One day I just walked over, sat there on the edge.... Part of me said to just stuff my wings back in my shirt, jump... I fought that urge until someone sat with me and asked me what I was looking at. Kid was just about as old as your- Rylees... brother... maybe a bit older... Grey feathers and just snapped me out of the trance.... I had to find something and just pointed to the cliff on the otherside filled with bushes... had to tell him that there was a lizards nest somewhere over on the other side... made it up... But after that his mother called him back inside because a storm was brewing. I went back to my place and sat down with a beer and I just thought... what if I jumped and that kid saw it? What if my friends saw it? Gonna tell you right now that Rylee brought me down from a rope one day in a hotel... held me down until I passed out and Blitz cut up the rope... To this day I regret even trying that...." I saw a tear in his eye. "Tell me... Do you regret cutting yourself... threatening to cut someone else?" My mind flashed back to me sitting on the counter in the WBTF kitchen... Soarin and Fluttershy trying to coax me out of cutting myself with Dash crying and my mom passed out. I got that thought out of my head with tears in my eyes.

"....Y-Yes... m-my mommy didnt like that..." I let out a sob. He brought me in for a hug.

"You're alright... go on and let it out... big gil's here for ya... no mean ol bird here..." He shushed me pulling me into his lap... I know what you're thinking... it's been so long since it happened... But stuff like that isnt easy to forget... not when you've hurt so many. I sat there and cried for a few minutes... thinking what would happen if Scootaloo or Applebloom saw me draw my own blood by dragging a knife across my arm... they probably would've been freaking out like mom was... maybe tell Applejack and she would just scream... At me, about me... what ever it took to beat it into me. Probably would've bent me over her knee to smack it into my ass.

Anyways it took me a little bit to calm down... Gil had to help me splash water on my face, dry it off and carry me back out. We went all the way downstairs to the garage in the elevator... I had to just cling to Gil until we hit the bottom. We stepped out into the parking garage just to see Dusk pacing back and forth in front of a truck getting ready to head out. Few guards making checks on the engine, fuel, outer shell of the truck, tires and what not. Dusk looked to us as we walked up. "There you are! What happened?" He asked. Gil just brushed my mane giving a sigh.

"Well... she's just... regretting... something that happened when she was involved with joke.... She should be fine though.... No way I can forget that...."

"Oh... I forget they're the same with what happened... Hopefully Twilight helps Rylee through those things while she waits for her Gil and Blitz..." He came up to me and rested a hand on my shoulder. "You're gonna be fine Ry... If you need a reminder of why you shouldnt do that look at some of us... think of how we'd feel after.... Maybe we can buy you a nice little toy while we're getting you protected... AJ asks its just an extra measure if someone gets extra horny."

I gave a sigh. "Just like you when one of the Prince's bend over?" I asked. Sweet Celestia he turned red! Me and Gil kinda laughed but I guess he was a good sport about it. Twilight gets caught with her hand in her pants once and I catch her moaning about Celestia. Cutest thing about it? She wants Celestia to wear a skimpy bikini or panties and sit on her face.... Come to think of it I wouldnt mind seeing that... maybe get Luna alone in a bikini on the beach and we take care of business.... STORY! Story right right the story FUCK. Well after we had our laugh we all got in the guard truck... I may have asked if I could play with myself... Dusk had to look away while Gil actually started masturbating next to me... Huge knot I might add. Neither of us came much. Wasnt much of a squirter like Dash is and we were easy cleanup with napkins. Though after that it went on like normal... And I may have gotten a nice cum tube dildo at the store but I couldnt use it because... well... Chastity things arent comfortable at first but they can be adjusted. At least there's a slit I can pee through.

After that we went past the diaper shop... I had to fake like I was sick to get out of speaking to the mare version of Paddy. Gil had to buy my diapers for me... though he did pick out a cute looking design. Foal like but absorbent... though the only style she had in stock was a pull on... I could work with it though. After that Dusk printed out some pictures for me to match names with faces. Some were easy. Scooter, Gil, Blitz, Dusk, AJ, Applebuck and Silver Belle. Harder ones? Butterscotch is Fluttershy, Bubble Berry is Pinkie Pie, Elusive is Rarity. He didnt even give me anyone else I knew because it was only friends and... 'family' i guess. I was still very uneasy with everything because I clung to Gil for a while until I saw the first guests. First came AJ, Mackenzie and the boys. Scooter, Applebuck and Silver Buck just ran off towards the entertainment room which made it kinda easier... AJ and Mackenzie walked up to me, Mackenzie being a shorter female version of Big Mac... Muscly as hell by the by with a rack that might blow Pinkie's out of the water. We were just stood outside the entertainment room just waiting while Dusk was off waiting for the others. Anywho AJ smiled as he came up. "There you are Rylee! Guess'n you forgot to tell me you were staying with Gil here...." He said.

Gil huffed a bit. "Sorry. My bad here." He said. "I was still trying to wrap my head around Ryder and Twilight... Those two were a strange but familiar bunch..." AJ looked at Gil confused.

"Twilight? Who's Twilight?"

"Oh right... you didnt meet her... Well... You did but... you didnt?"

"Too confusing for ya?"

Gil gave a nod as I sighed. "Well... Twilight is basically Dusk AJ just... A mare version of him." I said. AJ looked to me.

"You okay there Rylee?" I averted my gaze and shrugged.

"Dunno... Just... reminded how I'm just different than the other mares..." He brought me in for a hug. Felt a bit bittersweet but sweeter than most.

"Aw it's alright... Aint your fault you were born that way... Might have a high libido but least you got someone who can tell for ya. I can admit I shouldnt tell my beautiful wife she's in heat but... I dont mind telling her when she's just the most cutest thing ever to grace my presence." I blushed and smiled. Couldnt help but climb up and give him a big kiss on the lips.

"Love you AJ...." He sighed cuddling with me a bit.

"Love you too Ry..." He looked to Mackenzie. "Mac. Go make sure the boys get along in there." He looked to Gil as Mackenzie went into the room. "Gil? You wanna come down with us and make sure the other guys get here okay?"

Gil smiled glancing at me. "Sure but uh... You mind if I carry her?" He asked. "Kinda looks like she needs a nap and someone to cuddle with... Even feeling a bit tired myself..." AJ smiled handing me over as I gave a yawn.

"Well... I guess so... You two just try no to tease each other much... Dont think Rylee needs a kid on her just yet..."

"No worries. Thought of that after we caught her uh..." Gil started to get flustered knowing young boys were in the next room. That's when AJ smiled.

"I get it. Just get on with your nap. I'll let Dusk know. And uh...." AJ tugged at my waistband making me blush. "Maybe make sure she uses these things... That's her punishment for going behind my back on it." I blushed as Gil patted my ass.

"Not like she's gonna have anywhere else to go. I'll make sure of it. You just head on down." AJ nodded and just gave me a kiss on the cheek before starting to walk away. I cuddled up with Gil as he hiked me up a bit. He huffed as AJ was out of earshot. "Sorry Ry... Just go with it and we'll be fine." I nodded and just... Well... I started nodding off before we even hit the bedroom. Dont even remember getting to the bedroom. Fell asleep. I still slept even though I heard Gil just taking pictures and what not.... Even with my pants down...Probably. Anyways I'm passed out. What ever.

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