Ryder here and I've honestly gotta say... its been nice being married. Strange but its nice. Though in the passing weeks we've had a few accidents... Mostly from me being kidnapped by those damn changelings... Nightmares with me ending up wetting myself... Maybe one wet bed but none after that. Tonight I just woke up pissing myself and changed into a spare, powdered myself up. Didnt wake Applejack up or anyone else up this time. One of the last times I woke up Applejack... And Scootaloo... Had to just sleep with both of them in the same bed since Scoot woke up crying thinking I was hurt. Lucky me Twilight gave me a new necklace for my tags. Enchanted them all again. This time I regain my strength when it comes to stuff I wanna put force into but not against ponies. Had it tested. Lifted a few guard trucks, did a sparring match with a few other guards. I soooooo totally won. And if AJ were awake, she'd call me out. In reality the first one beat me when I tried tackling him, others gave me a few bruises and one just let me punch him and they said it didnt even hurt.... Even had me kinda spar with Gilda who even said this wasnt a fair fight with 'a dweeb like me'. It did give me the strength I had before I guess but she had to reenchant the necklace. Gave me normal strength after that when wearing but also kept the increase in strength when interacting with inanimate objects. Though I'd have to put some strength in it to lift but not crush. Complex. But it works. Anyways I was a bit too pumped with adrenaline to go back to sleep at the moment. Even after I changed. I went downstairs in a diaper and a teeshirt with my phone in hand. I flipped it on and it was blinding almost. I flicked to the contacts and just started to call Gilda. I looked around in the dimly lit room seeing gifts from the reception that Celestia went and threw for us out of surprise. Even secretly taped the wedding with everyone dead edited out. Dunno how she did it but she did. Couldnt think about it long before a click was heard. "Ryder? You okay? Havent called this late since...." Gilda said tiredly thinking.

I sighed. "I havent called this late for a while... Yeah..." I replied. "...I just... I honestly cant shake this feeling Gil... I've had it too good for too long... I feel as if something good happens to me the next corner I turn something's gonna hit me in the face and knock me flat on my ass..." She gave a bit of a hum.

"Ah... You're not trusting this peace and quiet arent you?"

"No... Yes... I just..."

"Look dweeb. I get it. You just got married, you just got a family that is bound together with a ring and your word. Thinking it's too good to be true. Everything is going right for once with your life. And from your history its been happening left and right huh?"

"Yeah... I mean... when I became a guard I had someone play a bad prank on me, make me pass out and just up and void myself into my own pants... not how I wanted to become a guard but i still got the job... better than expected though."

"Yeah... I remember when you did come out of that castle. Called me later that night after a nightmare and had to lull you back to sleep."

"I dont remember that but... I'll take your word for it... but dont you see? I feel like I'm over due for some trouble... Like its just gonna pop up and surprise me... Those changelings at my wedding kidnapping me? Maybe only the start. Maybe the end of it I dont know but it scares me..." Gilda sighed as I repositioned on the couch laying down.

"Look... I'll be by later to make sure things are okay... have a look around, spend some time with the swinging mister who just got a ring on his finger... maybe try to make him happy with his wife watching...." I blushed a bit feeling my heart kinda skip....

"It's been a while since you've gotten into my pants Ry... maybe that's a bit overdue as well... Maybe I could ask the missus to borrow you for a romp in the clouds... roll in the hay, fun on the freeway... Maybe get a bit risky and finger me at the movies... I bet you're getting hard for me right now...." I sighed.

"Honestly Gil... Not really... Either I'm too tired or I'm just to scared to even try anything... Sorry..." She huffed.

"It's fine... I'm still asking though. Could probably bring you back to Dash's and we'd have the place to ourselves..."

"Oh yeah... Dash is out of town with Fluttershy.... I mean... maybe I could sleep over... but... only if AJ allows me... but if we do.... can we... Wet your bed? Fuck in it if we do?" She gave an impressed 'ooh' and chuckled a bit.

"Would it be bad if I already got started without you? Bet you'd love to be here watching....." I blushed feeling my heart jump.

"G-Gilda are you...?" I could hear her phone rustle a bit and the pitter patter sound of 'water' and a hefty sigh from Gilda.

"...This naughty chick had an accident.... Is daddy gonna spank me when he gets here?"

"Well... Give me more of a reason to... maybe I will... and that? That's just a tease..."

"Heh... Maybe I will give you a reason to spank me... maybe fuck my face into my stained sheets... fill me to the brim and overflow me with your spunk... break me like a fucking bull...." And now I could admit I was hard leaving very little room in this new diaper. At least it wasnt like the time Twilight turned me into a baby... she turned that diaper into like.... Like... Like if I was a mare and was still wearing my sisters underwear when they turned me back. Ugh... I dont wanna think about it... anyways I gave a huff.

"Gil... I.... I kinda hope AJ does allow this... Because that's what I'm gonna do... I'm gonna drill you until all you can think about is dick.... Just drain me... Maybe turn the tables... You still got your toys dont you?"

"Yeah... Just bring some diapers if you can come over... I just realized Dash is gonna smell this wet bed if it soaked in... She's gonna make me use those stupid bed wetting pads she bought.... SHE'S NOT EVEN USING THEM!" And just then I hear crying from upstairs. I huffed.

"I will. Gotta go now. Nightmare call!"

I hung up my phone and just rushed upstairs. The crying was from Applebloom. I had to rush into mine and AJ's room to get pants on because I dont think me in a bulging diaper is gonna be good to be in a fillys room... Especially since when I went into my room Applejack was already sitting up in bed. She was wearing a longsleeve shirt and short shorts barely covering a diaper. She looked to me as I pulled up my sweat pants. "...Ry...? You didnt wake Applebloom did ya....?" She asked.

"If I did the whole house and half of ponyville would be awake... I was downstairs trying not to wake you!" She sighed stretching a bit getting her mane out of the way.

"...'swrong? 'Nother nightmare?" I hesitantly nodded not sure of what else to say. "Well... I thank ya for not screaming in my ear again.... Les' just get Applebloom back to bed... keep her from waking up Mac.... And Winona... You know what happened last time someone woke Winona..." Yeah... Ran out of Big Mac's room, shit on the floor and I step in it the next morning and nearly kill that dog again. Quickly we walked together down the hall and into her sisters room... well... our sisters room- my sister in law since the wedding.

The filly jumped from her bed and ran face first into my stomach. Oh man it smelt bad in here.... We turned on the light and nothing in bed. But when we look down? We see a filly crying into my stomach, holding me tight and she's got a load in her panties. "D-Dont let the changelings get me!" She said.

I sighed kneeling down. I looked to AJ. "Get the wipes, the diapers... and some air freshener..." I said. She nodded pinching her nose from the smell of things. I looked back to Applebloom. "...It's okay 'Bloom... No changelings gonna getcha here... Some accident you had...." The filly whimpered and whined into my chest now. "....Honestly Applebloom... yeah, changelings are scary... but you werent the one who was face to face with the queen and tied up against your will... didnt know where I was, didnt know if someone was coming to get me... didnt know if I would see any of you again... And... I heard Shining Armor had to show you a changeling at the wedding.... if she comes around, she's okay... she's a nice changeling... she saved me when I had to go to see Princess Cadence... Changeling queen there and it scared the hell out of me... but you are gonna be okay... no changeling is gonna hurt you.... especially when I'm here.... Your big strong brother-in-law.... Gonna protect you like I do Scoot...." She sniffled and broke off of me. "Here... go see your sister.... she'll change you... get you all cleaned up..." The filly nodded and walked out of the room carefully.

I took my phone from my pocket turning the light off to the room and walking out going back to my room. AJ was in the bathroom with Applebloom. Smell even carried with the filly. I just sat on the bed, phone in hand and sent a text to Shining. Told him if he comes with Cadence and Rocky to Ponyville and we're gonna be together to make sure Rocky is Filly friendly enough for Applebloom.... Even to make sure its a mare form just so I dont feel weird trying to call my own squadmate Rocky when I know him as Shadow. After that I put my phone back on the charger and went back to sleep. But as I did I found myself in a trench alone. I was in an old lunar republic uniform, even helmet over my head. Had a drum gun in my hand as I kept my head down trudging through mud. Honestly was afraid to stick my head up even though it was quiet and no shots were being fired off. I trudged until I got to a part where there was little to no cover. I huffed taking my helmet off before putting it on the stock of my gun and putting it out in the open. Didnt take long for a bullet to hit it off, put a hole in it and scare the hell out of me. I got my gun back right the way I'd shoot it and just counted out a bit in my head.... One... Two... And when I hit three... I rushed out and just started emptying my gun, yelling, standing my ground not giving a damn about if someone was gonna shoot back. I didnt even stop even after my gun clicked. I only held down the trigger, eyes shut tight until someone took the gun from me. I gasped feeling it slip from my grip. "Ryder! Ryder weapon down!" A familiar voice said. I opened my eyes and there was Princess Luna in some old military uniform, decorated with old war medals. Even had a pointed military cap. I huffed and just fell into her hugging her. "Ryder what was that all about?"

"...I.... I dont know... I... I just...." She tossed the gun aside and made a few chairs appear. We just sat down together. She broke the hug with me and took my hand.

"Ryder.... There has to be something wrong... no dream would be including a warzone where you're firing rampantly... There's something on your mind that you arent telling me!" I took a shakey breath...

"...I... There's something waiting for me.... something that I cant tell what it is but... there... somethings gonna fuck me... its just gonna come around the corner, beat me over the fucking head and ruin everything...." She sighed.

"Sounds like someones expecting someone to shovel manure right into their face... The calm is too trusting and you're expecting life to throw you a curveball... Seems like it was too good to be true... getting hitched without a hitch yet those Changelings nearly ruined it... So with the storm past you're still expecting some flooding... just not in your pants right?" I averted my gaze. "...Well it's okay Ryder... the trouble should be over... If not why dont you and Applejack go on holiday? Take a week or so off from the guard, relax do something to get your mind off what ails you. Avoid something that you think would get you into trouble or cause trouble. Celestia and I can even give you access into our mountain lodge, the summer home, perhaps even a lodge on the beach south of Fillydelphia.... Drinks can be provided, guards will allow access certain areas of the places listed and... I wouldnt worry about where it's done... Pretty sure you've gotten a bit of blood on the floor inside my sisters study.... Remember the wound?" I sighed...

"One of the scariest, most painful times in my life... I honestly didnt think I would've survived if it werent for Pepper and uh... Rocky I guess..." I huffed looking at her once more. "...Maybe after here you can go see Applebloom? She had a nightmare about Changelings.... accident came but not in the form you'd think..." Luna smiled.

"I will.... I'm gonna be honest here.... Scootaloo and Applebloom were so scared they didnt want to leave Applejack's side when Cadence offered to let the fillies meet Rocky... Sweetie and Babs went right up curious, Scootaloo was more hesitant but only warmed up after about how she saved you. Applebloom didnt wanna go up at all... even screamed when Babs tried bringing her up there... I sat with them afterwards when some guards came in with some snacks for everyone... Babs and Scootaloo zonked out, Twilight had to enchant their outfits just in case any accidents happened. Sweetie kept with Cadence and Rocky asking her all sorts of things. Applebloom just avoided her like the plague even after Cadence had one guard release Rocky to have her roam, meet with a few ponies including your mother to ensure your safety and her calm demenor... And I take it that was your father that appeared...?" I nodded. "Ah... makes sense why Spitfire reacted like that... Stallion only wanted to talk... sound familiar?"

"Yeah... regret not giving him a chance to talk until later..."

"Hey you did what you could to protect yourself and your family. Do you trust him?"

"...I... I dont know... its... its hard to tell... I dont wanna talk to him because of Mama Spitfire but... he gave me some advice when I was in apploosa... Drank my ass off and apparently nearly slept with Pepper... Is she okay?"

"Celestia met with her. Recovery is going well with her. Thanked her for her service, for saving you and getting the help she needed..." She shook her head a bit. "Ryder stop it! You're leading me away from your problem! As I said, anything my sister and I can give you access to is yours for a week, relax, dont think about anything that can cause trouble! Celestia will call you tomorrow afternoon. Talk with Applejack, see where you wanna go and let Celestia know."

"...Do I have to go right away?"

"It honestly would be easier yes but... I suppose I can let it go for at least two... Why? Is something going on?"

"Well... I may or may not have been invited to see Gilda tomorrow night... she's been complaining on how horny's she's been and...."

"That's it! Gilda is the thing that's gonna make you get in trouble! She's going to ruin something! I just know it!"

"But Princess she's-"

"She's a dirty birdy I know but youre married! Applejack could get the wrong idea and its over as fast as it started! Do I make myself clear?" I hesitated a bit. "Ryder. Do. I. Make. Myself. CLEAR? Cadence will have a field day with you if the whole ceremony was all for not! Celestia too for bringing mother and your families to watch! Now I'll ask again-"

"Okay okay I wont do anything with her! I swear!"

"Good. Now you're gonna wake up and let me speak with your sister-in-law." I just kinda hung my head as she just let me fade off.

When I woke up my bladder was a bit full. I was in bed alone and just felt so warm. I sat up and just started pissing as I walked over to the window. I opened the curtains and all I saw was blinding sun. Honestly it wasnt this hot yesterday. Then again... middle of spring... Some parts of Equestria are still covered in snow, others get rain, some are just a mild temperature... but apparently someone said Ponyville gets heat and sun. I huffed finishing emptying my bladder and just changed everything. Diaper in the garbage, changed into shorts, tank top and went downstairs. On the couch I saw Big Mac pulling the same thing I did. I was wearing a black tank top, camo shorts. Big Mac wearing jean shorts and a white tank top. Just laying down on the couch. He looked up at me as i sighed. "Mornin' Ry... Woke up to a heat wave huh?" He asked.

I stretched as I went into the kitchen and grabbed a bottle of water out of the fridge and cracked it open. "Eeyup... Girls with Applejack?" I asked before sipping from the cool bottle. Felt nice as it slid down my throat.

"Yeah. Took the truck, took em to Rarity's. Might talk to Silver Spoon's parents about getting in the pool with em. Y'hear Silver's coming around to the girls?" I shook my heat drinking more of the water quenching my thirst. "Yeah. Girls feuding with Diamond from what Applebloom told me. Probably didnt have many friends except her and thought our sisters was a good choice... maybe to apologize to em for being so mean. Could probably give her a chance. "

"Yeah but I would keep an eye on her... Could be trying to lure them in for embarrassment."

"Aw c'mon now. Sure that filly's been mean to your sister but ya gotta know it can change between em. I mean... Look at us. I remember when you was about as tall as 'Bloom and I gave ya a black eye. Pretty sure the next day you come in, had to go to the office talk with the nurse. Almost couldnt musterup that it was my fault for that. Nearly got your dad in trouble for that right there... but hey... once it happened I was at your doorstep with my sisters stuff changed... You forgave me for beating the hell out of you, taking your lunch... Just helped me through a tough time.... Winds of change happen anywhere and everywhere and this might be the wind that changes it. Just let it happen. Maybe on the weekend here soon we could move the couch get some sleeping bags, maybe a blow up mattress or we could have a few tents out in the orchard. When was the last time you were camping?"

"Huh... dunno... What about you?"

"Well... Last time was a bit after that earth quake we had here. Scared the shit outta me, the girls and the princess. and that was while you were away."

"And that was when you took my console didnt you?" He nodded.

"Yeah. Took it just in case some looters got caught in all the chaos and nabbed some places while guards were distracted. Lucky you Celestia gave me access to get your stuff. Otherwise I think your stuff would be in a pawn shop off in Vanhoover and you'd probably be going all over Equestria to find it."

"Yeah..." I went over to the recliner and sat in it. Leaned forward a bit just looking at him. "Mac... Can I ask you something?" He sat up looking at me worried.

"Yeah. What's up?"

"Well... I'm... I couldnt sleep last night after a nightmare... felt like something was gonna hit me over the head everythings so good now... Decided to talk to Gilda and she wanted to invite me over to Dash's place since she's all alone over there... After that had to go check on Applebloom when she had a nightmare but... then I went back to sleep and talked with Luna... She told me to not even go through with visiting Gilda... said she was gonna be the one to hit me over the head... Do you... do you think Gilda would be the one to do that and ruin the peace that I've got?" Big Mac sighed like a huge weight had been lifted off his mind. Kinda slouched in his seat too.

"Holy shit Ry... I thought you were gonna say something about AJ...." He straightened himself up and looked to me. "Fuckin' Ay Ry... Scared.... THE shit out of me.... Its just... Dont lead me on like that!"

"Sorry... Just.... Just answer my question Mac.... Do you think Gilda could fuck up my newly formed marriage....? I mean.... if she wanted to ruin my relationship with AJ she'd've done it earlier.... Right?"

"Honestly yeah. Girls nice to ya, even asks AJ to get into your pants and you even as AJ just in case you're having a bad day. You even try telling Luna that it aint her that are gonna break things up?" I nodded.

"Yeah and she just told me to shut up! Gilda's reputation is a bad one yes but she's changed! She's good enough to let me use and abuse her so I dont hurt Applejack! And AJ knows I dont wanna hurt her! Even you'll be on my ass if I hurt her! Even on accident!" He huffed.

"Well that dont sound right even by Luna's standards.... She trusts you enough to hold close but doesnt trust you enough to take your word? The hell is that shit?" I shrugged as he got up. "Might be too late to tell Luna but I reckon y'can call up Celestia, tell her what her sister said and explain Gilda's intentions. She's gotta listen to you!"

"Yeah but if I know Celestia she's gonna get mad and yell at her sister before even hearing about what she said. And she's quick to jump to conclusions if that plane crash had anything to do with it!"

"Well that was hard enough to even think you were in a plane crash.... I see you come home that day, prosthetic wing and all... literally scared the shit out of me... thought I was looking at some ghost or a cyborg at least... To hear about the crash scared the shit outta me more... woulda lost someone I care too much about...." I got up from the chair and walked over sitting on the couch with him.

"Glad to hear you say that Mac... shows me theres something that I love about this family... But we shouldnt be doing that... Maybe back me up while I try calling Celestia?" He nodded and followed me upstairs to get my phone.

Once I had my phone we sat on the bed and I just dug through my contacts for Princess Celestia. All the way near Pinkie Pie. I hit the call button next to her name and put it on speaker waiting. It buzzed a few times. I was on edge while listening. Big Mac put his hand on my shoulder just before my phone clicked. "Ah Ryder! Calling so soon? I thought you'd be talking with Applejack about where to honeymoon!" She said. I sighed.

"Well I havent done it yet but-"

"You havent decided or you havent talked with Applejack about it?"

"Well both but I wanted to-"

"Ryder please! Call me back when you do talk to Applejack and come to a conclusion!"

"But Princess I-" Then my phone clicked. I just sat there with my phone in my hand as if i were still talking to someone.

Big Mac took my phone and huffed opening a text and sending something off. I just sat there frozen. "...Well shit... even Celestia didnt listen to you.... Maybe we could try calling Cadence or Shining to talk some sense into them? Twilight even?" He asked. "Look. I just sent a text to Celestia saying 'fine. I'll decide. Bye.' pretending I was you. You can even see it there plain as day! Unlike when AJ took your phone and sent me into a tail spin." He showed me my phone. Last text I got from her was pictures of Scootaloo she had taken during the time she cared for Scootaloo. The cutest ones were her sleeping in a bed inside the princesses room, meeting Soarin and Sparkplug and even passed out on her shoulder. And sure as day its what Big Mac said he texted. I sighed.

"....I... I dont know if bugging them is gonna be good... that's like if Dash avoided talking to me but I'm asking Applejack to talk to her about a party on the weekend.... it's stupid because they wont listen to you but you still need to tell them something important..."

"Alright... I wont bug em... Just talk with Applejack and tell Celestia when you're ready to say something. I aint one to choose where you go but I think AJ needs a nice cool getaway to some place in the mountains... Assumin' you aint gonna freak out being back up there..."

"Honestly it seems like the best option... I dont wanna have to go not too far. Otherwise Applejack is gonna wanna come back home, work and meet me back at the summer home. And Fillydelphia? That's... Honestly a cabana on the beach is good but still a bit far... Mountains? I just.... I think I might be able to do that without trouble... Might maybe need a hand to hold just in case though..."

"I gotchu Ry. Could ask for me and the girls to come with ya. They got break this week and next and it aint gonna be fun their brother and sister are going somewhere while they're sitting at the orchard not doing a damn thing."

"I mean... this is kind of an idea for me and Applejack to do if you know what I mean... but... I guess if I can ask the princess.... As long as you and the girls kinda keep away from our room things should be fine... hopefully..."

"Just give me a sign and I'll get the girls away to do something. Got me?" I nodded. "Good. Now what's say we text Applejack and maybe meet her at Sugarcube Corner for breakfast?" I gave a smile.

"You call AJ while I get another shirt on? I burn easily you know."

That stallion laughed and shook his head as he got up and walked out of the room. Grabbed a new shirt, white Gems shirt to be exact (basically one that the band gave me before leaving Las Pegasus just being good sports... about me fucking up their venue... DIDNT MEAN IT I SWEAR. Even grabbed a cap they sent my way. Sparkplug even gave me some stuff to give to Scootaloo. That filly did make some friends while I was away. Anyways Mac and I loaded up into my car after he called Applejack- who said sugarcube corner donuts sounded just amazing to her and I agree. When we got there she was waiting out front with Pinkie. Applejack was wearing jean short shorts and a cut off shirt right at her stomach and her boots. Pinkie was wearing her cotton candy blue cheerleaders outfit. Looked a bit small on her but it still worked with her curves. That mare could just run a bit and that skirt would show all. She even had her sneakers on. As we parked Applejack came over and helped me out of my car giving me a hug as I stood up. "Mornin' Mr. Bed wetter!" She said making me blush. She giggled kissing me on the cheek.

"Applejack!" She just wrapped an arm around my neck bringing me closer.

"Sorry sugarcube. Jus' having a little fun, y'know?" She took my hand and brought me over to Pinkie who just squeezed the living shit out of me.

"H-Hi to you too Pinks...."

Applejack had to pry her off of me just so I could breathe. Big Mac gave her a hug and she just squealed a bit. "I cant believe it! You're just one big happy family!" The Pink party pony said.

Applejack gave a sigh as she broke away from me and let me stand on my own. "Yeah... werent the smoothest thing but at least it happened...." She said giving me a smile. "Lord knows what I woulda done if we didnt know changelin's took Ry..."

I huffed taking Applejack's hand. "I would've kicked their asses and ripped each and every one of them apart just to get back to you if they kept me stuck..." I said. "But can we not talk about that AJ? We've got something to talk about when we're inside. Hopefully we can have at least a little room for earshot?" I glanced at Big Mac and Pinkie as they started walking away from us. AJ looked to me curious.

"Why? Somethin' you dont wanna have em hear?" I sighed giving a nod. "Ah... That important huh?" I nodded again and we walked behind Big Mac and Pinkie going inside. We basically gave our order to Pinkie and just went to go sit in a corner booth alone with her. "Alright. What is it you wanted to say?" I huffed.

"First off.... I just wanna ask... What is your honest opinion of Gilda?" She just looked confused.

"I'll give ya your answer... jus... why you askin' anyways?" I sighed.

"...Its just that... Luna and I... well..." I averted my gaze for a moment and just looked back at her. "Applejack I love you... That wedding was everything I've ever wanted from you. But its the calmness of everything that scares me... Like something's just gonna hit me on the head like a rotten apple from a tree that I walk under.... Like my car backfiring shooting oil into my face or even me stepping onto one of Winona's 'landmines' in the dark...."

"You're just scared of somethin' coming and ruinin' our relationship?" I nodded. "Aw... Well... Sugarcube I know how ya are... Worrying about anything about me, your family- our family and even our friends. You're just a big ol' softy for em and will do anything to protect em.... I still remember when you first became a guard... you were so scared of somethin' happening to Twilight and up and pissed yourself when Shinin' did that thing that ended up getting you your rank... Never thought I'd be married to a guard... general in fact..."

"Yeah... but what I'm trying to say is... I talked with Luna about that worrying I'm doing... said I was justified in my worrying because of what I've been through... But when I mentioned Gilda she told me to stay away from her... to just... not see her or..." I cleared my throat. "Use her as a ... 'stress ball'.... that's why I asked you what you thought of Gilda... if she's even a problem with us..." She reached across the table and took my hands holding them in hers.

"I always wonder if that girls good for ya... She is... keeps you from using your anger or stress on me, hurtin' me without even meaning to... You just get at her, she doesnt care and you come out... you come out like the Ryder I know... Kind hearted, lovable and just a cuddly teddy bear....Mind you that if others knew what you'd been doing without context... it'd seem wrong, ponies would be calling her names and she'd either be in jail or... back where she was..." Yeah... Gilda tried offing herself a while ago... Dash and I had to coax her out of a hotel down here when she was visiting Dash. Well... after she had yelled at her for blaming Fluttershy for things and yelling at her... Had a rope all strung up and she even had to have her stomach pumped for pills she swallowed. It was only a few over what was supposed to be taken but she had gotten sick badly. Dash and I stayed at the hospital she had to be detained at, talk her out of doing it again and just... She stayed with me at my apartment when I still had it, and... with that one who shouldnt be named... she knew but told her to leave after a few days to which she agreed on seeming stable enough.

"Well... thank you for seeing it the way I do AJ... Wish Luna could've listened but she doesnt... and..." I wiped a tear from my eye feeling it well up a bit. "...Luna agreed that I might need some time away from the guard... Just to relax and even offered some of their personal luxuries to us to use. Ski lodge on the mountain, cabana on the beach, even Celestia's summer home... And because I know how you are we should go to the mountains... get away from the orchard and give you and Big Mac a break! You work your tail off more than anyone at home. And yeah... I know you work because 'pappy said gotta work all ya can because that orchard aint gonna be around forever' or something like that." She gave a giggle and sighed.

"Well... You're kinda right... Werent pappy that said it nor my daddy but granny said that before her passing... Told me my hard work would make that home of ours last for even our grand children... Momma told me to at least have some fun with my life too... Not just work it all the time... nearly worked myself crazy a while ago... Twi and Big Mac had to force me into my bed get me to sleep. Put a pot of flower into one of Pinkie's recipes and got a lot of ponies sick. And that mountain resort? It's a nice one... Went there with Celestia when I was freaking out about you... Would feel nice to be alone by a fireplace.... stark naked and cuddling by the fire after making a beast with two backs...." I blushed hard. I got up a bit, leaned over the table and gave her a kiss. She couldnt help but kiss me back.

That moment was good for the time it lasted. Maybe about a minute. Maybe more. Only broke because Pinkie came over with a box full of donuts and a tray of drinks. She giggled as we broke the kiss and she set the box and tray down. "Heheh look at you two! So cute!" She said. Applejack and I smiled a bit knowing we've been caught in our little moment. "So you two planning anything? After wedding party? Pre-post wedding party? Use Twilight's time spell and do a pre-wedding-post-wedding party?"

I gave a sigh shaking my head as Applejack cracked open the donut box grabbing a few of the apple fritters that were in there. "Well... We're kinda planning a family get-away for a week..." I said. "I honestly kinda know if I can say anything to you about it but... Celestia and Luna said I could take AJ to the mountains and use their personal lodge for a little family fun. Get us somewhere away from Ponyville and actually relax for once.... You know how we work Pinkie..."

"Work hard, play harder, but mostly working hard. You two are the hardest workers I know and I know a lot of ponies who work a lot!" She looked to the door to the back and hummed before looking back at us. "Give me a moment! Big Mac went to the bathroom and he's taking a while.... Might need to check on him!" She left us at the table alone and went to get Big Mac.

As she went through the door I grabbed a bottle of chocolate milk that was on the tray Pinkie brought and I also got my phone out too. Started scrolling in my contacts until I found Celestia's contact. Applejack swallowed her donuts and gave a hum. "Whatcha doin' there Ry?" She asked.

I hit the call button on Celestia's contact and put it on speaker just listening to its buzzing. "Calling Celestia. Gotta let her know of the choice and to what her sister said... And hopefully she listens. Otherwise I might have to go through Twilight for her to listen even though its something I dont want...."

The phone clicked after a moment and I heard a huff. "Ryder this better be important. I'm not listening to what you have to say unless its your choice on that vacation spot." We hear Celestia say.

"I made my choice Princess but in all seriousness we need to talk about your sister!"

"My sister? What ever for? She and I have talked about giving what space for you to use as a vacation spot! She should've told you!"

"She did but she also said something that I tried explaining to her AND you earlier but neither of you would listen! Are you willing to listen now to what I have to say?" We both waited a moment. I sipped my chocolate milk as I heard a sigh.

"Very well... what ever this is about I shall listen... But I want to hear about where you're wanting to stay first!"

"I'll say it but I want you to Pinkie Promise to not hang up before I even have a chance to tell you!"

"Really now? My sister did something that bad you have to warrant a Pinkie Promise? Isnt word that I wont hang up enough?"

"Princess...." She huffed.

"Alright fine... Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye. Now what is it that you want to tell me?"

"First off... The place we've chosen. The mountain resort and we kinda wanna bring the family and maybe an extra if we can... but only because Luna told me to stay away from this 'extra' I wish to bring."

"And who is this extra and what did my sister say about them?"

"Gilda. Basically I just dont trust the peace and your sister thinks I cant trust Gilda! But I can, Applejack can! Would you believe me if I said if I'm in a bad mood she makes me feel better without hurting the ones I love?"

"Really? My sister told you to stay away from her?"

"Eeyup. Only because of her reputation. Yeah she's done stuff in the past but she's done good too right? Her good for me is keeping me from doing anything I'd regret to AJ or Scoot.... And you know how much I'd hate to hurt either of them... and she's telling me to stay away from her.... and right now I promised her I'd come over tonight and give her some company after what she'd been through at the wedding and with Dash away in cloudsdale she's so freaking lonely! How can I say no to her when she's saved me from getting a domestic abuse charge hit on your faithful general! You know how I get when I'm deeply agitated into hitting someone Princess... I think it was around the dinner?"

"I remember.... I'm actually glad that you didnt have that strength you have now then.... Mother and father wanted me to punish you but you were seriously distraught... I swear if you didnt have that one enchanted necklace you'd punch a hole through the next pony who took you over the edge!"

"Could you talk to Luna about that please? Kinda hurt... I mean... I saved her from herself long ago and she's just..."

"I get it Ryder.... She means a lot to you and you'd hate to see all your hard work to keep her alive go to waste... I know that feeling..." She huffed. "Well I'll allow you to take her with you and the family too. Guards will know you're gonna be getting over there with in a couple days. I'd let everyone know to be packed and I also hope you dont mind that me and my sister come during your stay just to visit and make sure things are being met to your desires. Sound alright?"

"Of course Princess. It would be really nice to have your company around just so you can see Scootaloo and check in with her. I just wont tell her just to surprise her."

"Sounds wonderful. Todays what... Wednesday? Have everyone be ready friday night or saturday morning. And make sure you have everything you need. Diapers included..." She kinda trailed off there. Didnt wanna question it but I've got a feeling someone wet themselves in bed and just ruined some sheets last time they were there.

"Alright. I can restock on those tonight, get everything ready, make sure nobody's gonna have an accident but still be prepared if they do."

"Thank you Ryder. I'll even let you know what I've done to my sister as punishment for telling you such things. I've seen how she is. She gave Scootaloo a gift on her birthday and I've wiped her record clean. So far she's kept it clean."

"Thank you princess. I'll speak with you again soon, hopefully where I'm not talking about what your sister said to me... And I'm honestly sorry to say this but out of you two she's been a bit more kind..."

"I understand Ryder. I'll try to do the best I can with you as well. I understand my demeanor towards you has been a bit lack luster but you my friend.... You're just that stallion whos one in a million... one who I'm honored to have lead my armies into battle and to show he has much care for everyone he meets. Now enjoy your day general. Let nothing corrupt your mind nor bring you down." I blushed hard smiling.

"Thank you princess. Perhaps we could do something at the lodge over a few drinks, maybe hit the slopes... There are good ski slopes there isnt there?"

"But of course! I've got a ski instructor there who teaches the guards how to trudge through the snow when it gets really thick! But really go back to your day! I need to talk to my sister. And Applejack if you're listening: There's something hidden behind the bookshelf inside my study for your interest.... Ryder and Gilda might like it too...There's just the matter of finding a way to open it... I'm sure Ryder will know when he sees it."

Neither Applejack or I said anything before she hung up. Just stuffed our mouths full of donuts and our drink of choice. After that Big Mac came out with Pinkie and joined us. Mac looked a bit uncomfortable but he still ate with us as well as Pinkie. Mac grabbed a bottle of water as Applejack looked to him swallowing the last of her fritters. "You alright Mac?" AJ asked.

Big Mac huffed as he finished a chug of his water. "Kinda... kinda overheating... Maybe some bad pasta I ate last night... Gotta clean that fridge out..." He said. "I should be fine.... Got some meds to keep things square.... Hopefully..."

Pinkie sighed grabbing her strawberry milk. "Tummy aches are no fun!" She said. "Ryder knows that all to well dont you Ryder?" She looked over at me and if my face could get any more red I'd probably have a nosebleed.

I huffed letting everyone have a little giggle. "Yeah... That joke that was played on me a while ago still sits fresh in my mind... especially as fresh as the load that sat in my pants before the change..." I said. I glanced at Pinkie. "That just sucked big time. Jokes are one thing and that was a totally other thing... Thanks again for helping me with that Pinkie."

Pinkie smiled. "Dont mention it! It was really nothing Ryder." She said. "Not like I havent changed those before. Sorry if that's a bit too much for everypony."

Applejack sighed as I took a bit of my favorite donuts, Chocolate twists. Even passed the box over to Big Mac so he could grab a few. "It's fine. Aint like we've had a few dirty ones to change from time to time." She said. "From Ry's when he's sick to Mac's when we had that earthquake and even Applebloom's last night. I just hope she dont embarrass herself at the pool... Girl took a shower after she woke up this mornin, made sure she was clean n all and Scoot said Silver texted her and just like that we were out the door, the girls got bags full of stuff and they're sleepin' over there I guess. Told Silver's father about our sisters and their accidents and he told me his daughter does the same from time to time. I guess good to be among friends with the same problems...."

I kinda gave a chuckle putting an arm around Big Mac. "Guess that's the same with me and Mac here." I said just as he shrugged me off with the mares giving a chuckle.

He huffed. "Aint in the mood Ry... Just got done shittin' my brains out..." He said. "Dont understand how we're the same makin' us friends the same way we did anyways...."

"It's a joke dude. Even Gilda laughs at those jokes sometimes and I swear you aint even part of that joke!"

Applejack looked up and just gave me a confused look as the bell on the door jingled. "Huh... Speak of the devil and she shall appear..." She said. I looked over Big Mac and there she was Gilda just walking in, duffel bag thrown over her shoulder, wearing her leather jacket, camo shirt underneath, tight jeans that looked a bit bulgy at the hips and her biking boots. Pinkie got a chair from another table and set it up. Big Mac got out and sat on that chair as I slid out and got up hugging my griffon friend.

"Gil! What are you doing here?"

Gilda sighed nudging me off and tossing her bag into the booth before grabbing my hand and walking outside with me a bit forcefully. "Dweeb we need to talk!" She said.

"Everything okay?" I asked as she leaned against the glass. I could see Applejack and Pinkie taking glances out at me as they tried talking to each other. Gilda sighed and kicked the dust. "Gilda... C'mon... Something's wrong you gotta tell me!"

"....I just... Since Dash left her place i've been kinda going a bit crazy wetting myself... ordered a new mattress, sheets and even some protective sheets but... I guess... it's gotten a bit bad..." She took grabbed her shirt with one hand and pulled up slightly. Saw that familiar diaper waistband. "...I just... I got up this morning and didnt even make it to the bathroom before I just went... I... I got scared and just threw the diaper on, got a few towels on my spot and did my laundry.... Just tried going to your place but you werent home obviously... now I'm here..."

"So... You've been wetting yourself nonstop and now you're incontinent...?" She nodded getting a bit misty eyed. "...I'm sorry Gil... It's a bit hard to get out of it I know but its not impossible to stop. I remember being turned into a foal by Princess Twilight. Lord knows when I came out of that I was pissed and pissing myself. Took maybe a few weeks to set everything right... embarrassing but what would've been more embarrassing is standing there talking to someone only to just wet my pants. If I hadnt done anything to fix it I'd probably be just pissing myself now." She blushed hard and whimpered shoving a hand in her crotch. "...Like that...." I sighed and brought her close to hug her. She just hugged me and held me tight. Sobbed a few times. I looked to Applejack who kinda looked at me confused and a tad worried. "Can I bring AJ out here....? Maybe tell her the problem? She might be able to help... That alright...?" She nodded into my shoulder... hesitantly at first but she was sure of it. I looked to Applejack and just motioned to her with my hand and I watched her as she got out of the booth and came to the door.

She walked out and over to us. I passed off Gilda onto AJ and she broke. "Aww... Dont worry everything's okay Gil.... I gotcha...." She said. She looked to me. "The hells going on with her? I aint ever seen her like this!"

"Well... Lets just say she's not holding everything very well... leaving stains if you get my meaning..."

"You mean... She's uh..."

"Spilling her cider? Yeah... Kinda needs our help.... and we just cant leave her like this! She'd be like Winona! Not housetrained and target for what ever stains left behind, maybe a laughing stock for Dash to mock even though she still pisses the bed! Why else you think I have to have her diaper up with Scootaloo when ever she's over?" Gilda whined a bit sobbing into Applejack's shoulder. Applejack sighed looking to Gilda.

"You're gonna be alright Gilda... We aint gonna letcha lose yourself to diapers...." She nudged Gilda off and looked at her wiping tears from her eyes. "You need a change there sugarcube? Could send ya up with Pinkie or Ry to change ya... And I know Pinkie wont tell... You gonna trust me?" Gilda hesitantly nodded rubbing her tired looking eyes. "Alright... c'mon now... maybe I can send Ry up with Pinkie just to keep you distracted from a mare near your uh... unmentionables... Might help y'know?" Gilda broke off and went straight for me... hugged me for a moment before taking my hand. I sighed.

"Yeah... Get Pinkie, get her to come to her room for a quick change. I'll deal with her..." Applejack nodded and walked in with us trailing behind. She opened up the door for us and we went towards the back. Think I forgot to mention the shop was closed for a family day for the Cakes leaving Pinkie to watch the place. Oh well. But we went into the house portion and went upstairs, Pinkie now behind us.

We dipped into Pinkie's room and I just lied Gilda down on the bed giving her a plushie to hug. She just cuddled with it as Pinkie came in and I just started to depants my griffon friend. She was soaked, diaper was stained yellow. Like she had colored it with a crayon. Pinkie gave a little aw as she started digging under her bed. "Somepony had an accident and I wasnt there to have an accident either?!" She asked. I huffed looking to Pinkie as she set some diapers aside taking my spot between Gilda's legs.

"Pinkie be nice. These are actual accidents she's having. Not some playful wetting you and I do." I lied on my side with Gilda nuzzling up to her.

"Oops! Sorry! Those accidents arent fun! Being a potty pants isnt fun when you dont even know you have to go!" I sighed giving Gilda a kiss on the cheek.

"I know that feeling sucks.... It's just... I'd rather know when I've gotta go than just to go.... Hated that spell Twilight accidentally cast on me that turned me into a foal.... reversed almost everything... Lucky it didnt make me go through puberty again... Very... VERY... dark time in my life..." I moved my hand to Gilda's stomach. "...May I Gil...? Might uh... Might take your mind off things...." She nodded into the stuffed toy and I just moved my hand down just to tease her clit a bit.... She was sticky and a bit warm. She quivered a bit as I took my hand away and just slipped it in her shirt grabbing her breasts. Her eyes just said she loved it even though she said nothing. I shushed her and just kept squeezing her breast. Gilda gasped and shuttered looking a bit shocked. I looked back down at Pinkie and she was blushing hard holding a little vibrator egg to her clit. "Pinkie! What are you doing!?"

"Being a good friend I guess? I'm not letting someone who just got married to the mare of their dreams have a child with a griffon in heat!" I kinda cocked my head giving her a confused look.

"What?"

"She's in heat! Cant you tell?" To be honest I was just a horny fuck one way or another I admit. But I kinda took my hand back down sticking my fingers deep into Gilda's cunt and taking them out before smelling my fingers. Yes weird but I did smell it faintly. Kinda smelled like... Pepper and lime juice mixed with honey.... And urine. Yeah... very pungent smell of piss. I looked to Gilda who hid her face with the toy whimpering and whining a bit.

"You were in heat? That's why you're just up and pissing yourself! You wanted me to smell it, get horny and just fuck you senseless didnt you?" She hesitantly nodded. "Gil... I can admire the commitment... but you're not gonna get a kid. Not from me. Doubt from anyone sorry but... I just dont wanna ruin your life with a kid and certainly not mine... And from what I've seen you get hurt too much to even be pregnant for that long! You're honestly wanting to put a life in danger that doesnt need to be put in danger?"

Gilda started sobbing again just before biting down on the plush and letting out a few grunts getting all red in the face. She came. Looked down to Pinkie and her hand was soaked in horny-in-heat griffon juices. Took a wipe from a tub and wiped her hand off before I looked back to Gilda as the pink pony continued with the change. Gilda looked at me. "... I... I'm sorry...." She said softly. "I just... I wanted to get rid of this heat... and... you're the only stallion to fuck me the way I like.... My toys dont do ANYTHING AND I HATE IT!" I hugged her and just shushed her as she kept crying.

"...Does my cock really get you off that well....?" She nodded. "...I... I guess I could make a mold for you.... I mean... in case you're lonely... maybe need a strap on from Dash that's.... her own cousins schlong but... she doesnt have to know does she?"

Pinkie sighed as she tabbed up the now smelling of powder crying griffon. "She looks like she didnt sleep at all. Horny, tired and in heat.... Seems like she's been up all night with this...." She said pulling up Gilda's pants. "Last time I saw someone this tired it was Dash up for two days during a bet with Rarity. Said if she slept or napped for three days there'd be no new workout clothes or gala dresses for a year." I got up helping Gilda up before lying her in Pinkies bed where she just lied there sniffling.

"I remember that. Dash came to the house one day, thought she was drunk because she pissed herself but she was just tired out of her mind... talking about Daring Do and just mumbled her way to sleep. Only found out after she woke up and I had a word with Rarity... it was amazing she could even ride her motorcycle without crashing it..." I looked to Pinkie. "Can you watch over her while she's here? I wanna see her all rested up. Not in heat or horny. Just back to her old self... I can... maybe call in an awkward favor from Cadence just for Gilda... Probably would be weirder if I asked one of the other princesses who didnt have her own sex toy line from a certain stallion we all know.... Someone who's.... kinda the reason I have my job." Yeah... Cadence made a sex toy line of Shining's dick. Though she gets the real thing... she uses it when she's alone and yes: She told me... kinda showed me... last time I was there.... Shining was okay with it... let me kinda... have a whack at her just to experience what she's like. Lucky she put a spell on me that basically made me temporarily infertile. Made me cum more and more... Left her looking like a jelly donut Pinkie overfilled on purpose.... Didnt tell AJ but I'm pretty sure I could ask if she'd be willing to sleep with Shining while I go for his wife... they're a bit... kinky like that... even more so with uh... Yeah back to the story.

"I hope she learned from that... Probably punished herself badly...." I huffed looking at Gilda.

"Yeah... Think she did..." I glanced at Pinkie. "Can you make sure she's comfortable and sleeps alright Pinkie? Maybe teach her somethings about quenching her heat? I dont wanna see her hurt, I dont wanna have her come out pregnant.... She's good but I'm doing this for safety reasons... You get me right?" She nodded.

"Reckless when racing Dash, drinks heavily.... Pretty sure she smokes too... No kid needs that... Worst I can do is give the twins their juice undiluted... But having beer while breastfeeding? That's not something I wanna do again...."

"Again?"

"Dash took to my taps and I had few drinks before... She didnt seem to like it at all... Said it tasted weird."

"Ah... Well... Maybe try eating some chocolate before hand... Give her some chocolate milk from the tap..." That's when I pulled out my wallet and got a credit card ready. "Reminds me, someone still has to pay for the donuts and the drinks." Pinkie smiled and just grabbed my card and my wallet sticking the card back into my wallet before handing it back to me.

"Dont worry. Those are on me. Happy to give you those. Baked em myself, got the ingredients myself. Cakes said as long as I dont use ingredients from the store room I'm good to give food away!" I smiled and hugged the chubby pink party pony.

"Thanks Pinkie... real friend right there...." I broke the hug giving a sigh. "I should probably get back to AJ... Let her know you're gonna be watching her for a bit... But... Maybe let her know to come over to my place after she wakes up... Got something to ask her..."

"Got it. Send her straight to you! Need me to drive her too? Think she came here on her bike..." I gave it a bit of a thought. Did I want her driving around on her bike after this? Probably would still be tired afterwards. I looked to her.

"Yeah. Best to drive her. I can take her bike back to the orchard so she wont freak." I knelt down at the bedside and just ran my hand up Gilda's thigh and even her ass... maybe caught a feel as I turned her over and grabbed her keys from her other pocket... still not sure how she was comfortable laying on them in her pocket but I grabbed them and stood back up. Couple keys. One for her room in Dash's house, and one for her bike. I sighed. "There. I just... I hope she sleeps well..."

Pinkie smiled and just sat on the bed with Gilda.... Actually just depantsed her in front of me and had me help take her jacket off so she was comfortable... But damn she was out. Didnt even react. Gave Pinkie one last hug before going back downstairs to see Applejack and Big Mac finishing what was left of the donuts. Applejack got up looking at me. "Where's Gilda? She okay?" She asked. I nodded.

"She's fine. She was tired and apparently in heat.... Tried to get me to get her pregnant... Hopefully faking that 'incontinence' card. Cant believe we didnt sense it...."

"Ah... Shit... Thought I smelt somethin' funny..." She looked over at Big Mac. "Honestly thought Mac caught a whiff when she ran through here. Cant say for sure though and I dont even wanna ask him..." She looked back at me. "You didnt smell it?" I shook my head. "Huh... sniffer might be more broken than anything..."

"My nose is working fine! I knew what I smelt last night. I knew what I smelt when eating spicy foods you made to try and catch me and that perfume you bought from downstairs. My nose cant be broken!"

"I dont know sugarcube... it's a bit strange to not sense some mare in heat... I smelt it but wrote it off as just somethin from outside... Maybe ask Shinin' if he has any trouble getting mares scents when they're going through their time... Some mares dont exactly tell when they're uh... yknow..."

"Fucking to reproduce. Got it... But we should head back to the house to relax, maybe have you two get some work done in the orchard for a few things we can leave for Celestia and Luna for letting us use their lodge for our vacation..."

"Sounds like a good idea. You want Mac to take your car while we can hop in the truck?" I shook my head and showed her Gilda's keys.

"Got something better. Gives Gilda a reason to come to the house and not hide away back at Dash's with a vibrator shoved up there with a diaper on."

"Ry you're crazy if you're taking Gilda's bike. Last I checked she's worked on that bike more than you've worked on that car if not just as much as you worked on your car! And second I dont think you're gonna be good on a chopper!" I huffed a bit as I went back to the table grabbing Gilda's bag slinging it over my shoulder.

"I'll be fine AJ. Just give me some room, follow behind me if you think I'll fall or something. I promise I'm getting better!" I reached in my pocket and grabbed my keys giving them to AJ. "Here. You take my car. Just trust me!"

Applejack didnt say a word before just turning away and helping her brother up before walking out the door. The ride home was alright. Took it slow with the bike but it was a nice ride. Took a few corners weird but I stayed upright. Almost made me wanna get my own bike when I'm doing my guard stuff. Classic bike, red and black paint, white stripes, ammo canister saddle bags. After we got back to the house I parked Gilda's bike on the side, Applejack and Big Mac parked the car and truck near the treeline. We all went inside but I went upstairs, can of soda in hand. I sat down on the bed setting my soda on the nightstand. I took my phone from my pocket laying down on the bed and just hit my contacts just to go all the way down to Shining's contact info and just putting it on speaker. Only took a few moments for him to pick up. "Ryder! Hey hows the married life dude? Up to get the wives together soon?" He asked.

"Not really Shining... I got a bit of a question... It's a bit weird but nothing at all serious."

"Ask away Ry. Here to help no matter how weird the question. Even if you're just having problems in bed I can suggest some stuff to help with that." I blushed a bit.

"Well... thanks but... I hope it doesnt have to come to that... but... right now I'm curious... When a mare is in heat... are you able to just... sense they are? Smell it even?"

"Oh uh... Why did something happen? Did you sleep with someone and get them baking a bun in the oven?"

"No Shining I just... Gilda basically was in heat but I didnt even smell that she was or even tell she was... Just told me she had a few too many accidents and just depotty trained herself.... Nearly could've slept with her if Pinkie didnt say anything.... But it just... it worries me if someone was in heat... why cant I sense it or even smell it?" I heard him hum a bit.

"Do you want me to ask Cadence? She might be able to help with this. She knows a lot more about the foal factory stuff than even I do. And I'm married to her!"

"Yeah just... Just put her on if you can..."

I just waited and sipped my soda as I heard the clanging of armor, ruffling and such. It took a minute before I heard him muffly asking Cadence to talk to me. "Hello? Ryder? You had a question for me?" I heard Cadence ask.

"Yeah... I'm curious... Do other stallions have trouble not even sensing or smelling that mares are in heat?"

"Hmm... Yeah a few do. Most of which either end up fathers or try to get help with it. Cause isnt known but a simple cure is known but it does take a week to take effect. A mixture of blueberry juice, chili powder, filtered broc flower essence and a little 'foal factory' juice heated to a good hundred and twenty for five hours until the mixture turns green." I huffed.

"Good theres a cure for it but... I dont think Zecora's gonna be going near my wifes area for a potion again... I still cant believe your sister in law had one of her guards use a syringe to suck up a phial of my cum for Zecora to use in a potion!"

"Well this potion isnt gonna require that. This could be made in your home but if you need such help for this you could ask. I'll text you the ingredients you need in a bit. Is there anything else you need to ask while I'm on the line General?"

"Not really Princess but... I thank you for your time and dealing with awkward questions from a grown and married stallion."

"Please Ryder. Those questions are just questions to me. Awkward by your standards maybe but with other stallions who know less than you do about sex its fair to say I'm happy to answer these no matter how weird or uneasy they make you feel about asking."

"Thank you again... I just hope I can get that sense back before I get somepony pregnant... kinda not ready to be a father even with all the diapers I change..." Cadence gave a chuckle.

"Please. You'd be a great father. Dont put yourself down like that but.... I guess you would know when you do and dont want kids. Perhaps you should play it safe? Condoms, spermicide, stuff like that. Just be really careful for a week or so. Doesnt matter who you're with just please play it safe!"

"I will princess.... Thank you again... Now I gotta go.... Let you get back to your day but if I have any more questions I'll text if I can. Maybe text Twilight see if she cant get that potion for me and I'll pay her back... I just... I've got some prior engagements here at home and Everfree isnt so nice since I was last there..."

"If she contacts you about why I asked that for you just tell her how you feel. Maybe what was going on. Just... be short and sweet. Last time someone got a bit graphic with her it wasnt pretty...."

"Alright... Thank you Princess... I gotta go now. Gotta start packing for Vacation. Got some time away from the house and away from the guard to just relax..."

I heard Shining give a chuckle. "Yeah... You do your work and deserve some rest. And with the wedding? Well needed and well deserved." He said. "Have fun where ever you're going and dont be afraid to call if you need to hook up with me and Cadie. Even give you a ticket on the railway of love like your last visit.... except with less changelings trying to hump you to death."

"Alright. Later." I hung up and just put my phone on my chest just staring at the ceiling.

I stared at it for a good few minutes before I started packing a suit case. Few pairs of snow pants, winterized military jacket, skimask to protect my face and some goggles I use from time to time in the range. Glad I can actually trust myself with a gun... dont really trust anyone in this house with my gun but I trust myself which is better. Dont have to worry about holding that gun to my head out of my own control... As I packed I just couldnt help but think about the mountain... my restored wing throbbing with the thought. How cold it was, the sheer pain of my wing needing to be chopped off and even the weird high I got from the berries Pepper had me eat to compensate for the painkillers we didnt have. At that point I went to the corner and just leaned into it hugging my knees. I sat there for a while... couldnt tell how long. Nobody even came up to check on me. Well... not until i heard uh.... "DWEEEEEB!" ...Yeah... Gilda was outside and she was pissed. Didnt even react. I heard more yelling outside. Sounded like Pinkie, Applejack and Big Mac trying to get her to calm down. Next thing you know I hear the door open up downstairs. Got it so it can swing open but not hit anything. Hinge work. Love it. "WHERE IS HE?! WHERE IS THAT FUCKING DWEEB WITH THE KEYS TO MY BIKE?!" Heard Applejack yell something as well as Big Mac but I couldnt hear them.... Maybe I heard a little crying but I didnt know. Didnt take her long to show up at the door, zero in on me with fire in her eyes. She was back in her pants and stuff but she looked pissed. She charged me yet... I didnt flinch... just... sat there.... She grabbed me and threw me onto the bed. "WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY KEYS DWEEB! I DONT LIKE IT WHEN SOMEONE TAKES MY BIKE WITHOUT ASKING EVEN IF IT IS SOMEONE I TRUST BUT YOU'RE TAKING THAT TRUST AND BREAKING IT DWEEB!"

Not even a reaction from me even though she was pinning me to the bed, talons nearly drawing blood. Took but a minute to have Big Mac and Applejack rush in and pry us apart. Mac took her hands behind her back, pinned her as Applejack just looked me over. Few scratches on the arms but not really anything serious. Applejack looked at Gilda. "Dammit Gilda you coulda hurt him!" She snapped.

"THE DWEEB TOOK MY FUCKING BIKE!!"

"WELL THAT DOESNT EXCUSE YOU FOR NEARLY HURTING HIM! HE TOOK YOUR BIKE SO YOU WOULDNT RUN AND HIDE LIKE A LITTLE FUCKING FILLY!"

Big Mac grunted shoving Gilda's face into the floor before looking at his sister. "BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT FUCKING NOW!" He yelled. Everything fell silent and I actually could hear crying. Pinkie just sobbing a bit loudly downstairs. Sounded muffled but still loud enough to hear. Applejack had me sit up a bit. Big Mac looked down at Gilda. "First off you're gonna apologize to me, my sister, Ryder and then Pinkie.... Otherwise you're gonna get your ass cuffed and arrested for breaking and entering, assault on a guard and you're also gonna answer to Pinkie with a paddle...."

I huffed. "Mac... Let her up..." I said. Looked down at Gilda. "Gil... If you want your keys back you listen to me." And then I looked to Applejack. "Stay here with me... please..." I kinda said that as monotone as anything... Applejack just looked to me a bit worried as Big Mac got up off of Gilda slowly before bringing her up and shoving her onto the bed next to me. Big Mac huffed.

"You need me I'll be at the door... Might see if Pinkie is alright..." He closed the door behind him as he walked out.

Applejack looked to me as I went back to the corner and sat down again. Didnt even look at the worried mare or even the angry griffon on the bed. "Ry is everything alright? You werent even protecting yourself from Gilda when she charged in here!" She said.

I huffed. "...Aj I'm fine... trust me... I just... I need both of you to support me..." I said. I glanced at Gilda. "Gil... I'm sorry I took your keys but... I just needed to ask you something under better pretenses... I know you Gil... you fuck up and make it known... you're gonna run and hide unless you know you can fight... I took your bike because I knew you would just run and hide... Right...?" Gilda crossed her arms blushing and nodded. "...Please forgive me then... We... We want to invite you with us out on vacation... I just hope that you'll just think about it and accept..." I hugged my knees tighter. "....And right now I kinda need both you and Applejack right now Gil... I'm just... I..." I started tearing up. Applejack got up from the bed and knelt down in front of me wiping some tears from my eyes.

"Oh lord no... not again... Ryder... C'mon Ry not again... You're okay.... You're okay sugarcube nothin's gonna happen!" She looked back at Gilda. "Gil c'mon! Help me get him comfortable! He's freaking out again!"

Gilda got up from the bed as I heard the engines of the plane.... Pepper yelling at me and just... All my squadmates yelling at each other and... 'Shadow' freaking out... same as me right now. Gilda knelt down next to me and just looked at me. "Ry c'mon! Dont do this dont make me regret coming here!" She said. "I-I didnt mean anything by what I said or did!" She brought me over and cuddled with me, putting my head on her chest. "C'mon dweeb calm down calm down! I gotcha! Mean ol' Gilda's gone! Nice birdy here!" Applejack snickered a bit making Gilda blush.

"'Nice birdy huh?" Applejack got on the other side of me and both her and Gilda leaned on me. Pressed their breasts into my face. "C'mon sugarcube... we know what you're thinking about... you're okay... you're gonna be fine... just forget about that stuff and just... just think about what you got right here... Your wife and your little fucktoy you just love to abuse so much... Think of it.... you and I just sitting in bed.... next thing you know I'm nude and just... giving that dirty birdy a nice licking, her just shoving her talons where the sun dont shine on me... you can watch but you cant touch... just watching me and her go at it, squeezing each other... kissing each other and just... getting all nice and dirty for your pleasure...." I kinda felt my pants tighten before I feel my self just starting to sweat. I kinda jumped a bit feeling someone grab my crotch.

"Oh! What's this? Does the big stallion have a present for us? Certainly feels like it...." I just look over and see Gilda just... licking her lips... "That what you want dweeb? You want me and the wifey to fuck in front of you while you touch yourself?" Applejack got up and pulled me to my feet. Gilda got to her feet as well but AJ pushed me down on the bed.

"Nah... I dont think so..." She looked to Gilda as she just started pulling my pants off... I was hard as a rock. "You wanna get his cuffs? Keeps em in the drawer next to his side of the bed.... I got a plan for this boy.... Might be easier if he wants to get his hands behind his back..." Ooh I got a shiver down my spine. Wings puffed out as I quickly turned over but... didnt put my hands behind my back...That's when i felt Gilda just get rough with me. Claws gripping my wrists.

"You think you can do that? Got my hands full of dweeb...." She put my wrists together, holding them with one claw, moving her other to my ass just fondling me. I heard Applejack go through my drawers... As that happened Gilda couldnt help but tease my asshole a bit. Moments after I hear my drawer close I felt my cuffs claps around my wrists. I was just hornier than anything there. Couldnt touch myself but was just needing something! Gilda released my wrists and pulled away from my sack letting me sigh... but as I did Applejack put something over my mouth and just pulled back. Gagged me.

"There we go.... Nice n comfy there Sugarcube?" I gave a little nod slobbering all over the gag. Ball gag. Nice and rubbery but with a hole to breathe. Even to bite down on. Why? "Good...." I heard a cap on something open up before having a cold viscous liquid coat my ass before something was shoved into my asshole making me just bite down on the gag. Vibrator. Flipped it right on and just left it there. Lube and a vibrator. Gilda came around the bed now not even wearing a shirt. Just sqeezed her breasts in my face.... "BIG MAC! TAKE PINKIE OUTSIDE! GOT SOME BUSINESS UP HERE!" Oh lord.... Door slammed and next thing you know Applejack's walking over just getting undressed. Pants first, mooned me and Gilda just helped her out of her shirt before Applejack depantsed the griffon. Panties and all.

"Ooh... someone picked a wifey with nice muscles...." Gilda just ran her hands up and down Applejack's body... feeling every curve... Pinching her in all the right places... even getting a nice feel getting her talon wet with AJ's 'special tap' before licking. She glanced at me. "....Tastes good too...." Applejack came over and spread her pussy right in my face putting a leg up on the bed.

"You want a taste sugarcube?" I was just frozen, twitching almost with the vibrator in my ass churning away. Felt as if I made a noise it would just come out as a moan. Gilda knelt down at the side of the bed and leaned over to lick at Applejack's cunt.

"Mmmm.... Dont you want any Ry? She tastes SO sweet!" I kinda whimpered feeling just insanely horny but with so little of pleasure... Applejack snickered bringing Gilda back onto the floor.

"Guess he dont want none...." She spread her legs as Gilda got on her hands and knees. "Why dont you just go ahead and enjoy his meal for him. And just like that I see Gilda just start chowing down, eating out my wifes snatch. I didnt have a chance to fill her either. "G-Gil... Damn... Why dont you get that ass over here... cant just let me go without a meal now can ya?" Gilda shot me a grin.

"Sorry there... got all caught up in the taste." She slowly rotated herself sticking her ass in AJ's face and Applejack- like Gilda- just dug in. At this point I was being driven crazy. The vibrator churned more violently as I saw them just eating each other out. Cant lie I've dreamt of this situation before but... each with a load from someone... Maybe Big Mac was involved but you cant prove it! My cock was just twitching, begging to be plunged into something. I couldnt prop myself up and my wings were just so stiff I couldnt even move them. They just started fingering each other.... Gilda plunging her claws into AJ's cunt and Applejack teasing the griffons tailhole.... I could only watch as Gilda's feathers ruffled, wings twitching with each moan they let out. God I wanted to join in, eat them out, fuck the hell out of one of them but I couldnt! Frozen, cuffed and gagged. I just came hard, over and over, orgasm after orgasm drooling all over the place moaning through the gag and just losing it! Worst thing? It just kept coming and coming. Even after I was spent and honestly I havent had a sweet release for a while. Not even by my own hand. Gilda had to grind herself on AJ's muzzle to just squirt all over her face as if she were pissing full force for a second. Applejack just drank it up and even got misted by it. When AJ came Gilda just kept licking and licking, lapping up what ever cider she produced. After they had collapsed on each other I just sat there twitching, whining a bit. Gilda crawled off of Applejack and allowed her to get up. She came right over to me and got the ball gag off of me.

"You all good there Ry?" I kinda just mumbled a bit, still kinda throbbing with the vibrator in my ass. She climbed over the bed and pulled it out making me gasp and just go crosseyed for a moment. "Yuck... Got it all messy... even stained the bed..." Gilda propped herself up and sighed.

"Look at this dweeb! Slobbery mess! Why dont you pad him up and we can get some fresh sheets and sleep? That was the most fun I've had with someone's ball n chain..."

"Yeah... Might be a good idea for a nap... Lets get him cleaned up, diapered and just relax. Think Big Mac might be okay letting us use his bed... Least for a nap... Werent too keen on Ry having his own fun to my picture in his bed..." To be honest here I kinda zoned in and out. I remember going into the bathroom with Applejack and Gilda carrying me, Gilda being the dirty birdy she is licking my own spunk off me before AJ pushed her off and cleaned me right. Zoned out half way through the bath, kinda watched Gilda use the toilet instead of her pants for once and just padded up. Only thing that I had a problem with was how much my ass was kinda throbbing, numb. They even had to clean the slobber off and carry me back to bed. Passed out cuddling Gilda having Applejack behind me, kissing me and that was that. Good end to a weird day? I wanna think so.

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