The Heart of Pleasure
By Haunter Rayne
Ch 91 - The Trouble with Good Ideas

“Rarity! You can’t just… Can you not see that I’m a little busy at the moment?!” Starlight shouted while being quite annoyed as the off while mare and a small purple dragon pushed their way into the counselor’s office at the School of Friendship.

Once they were through Spike turned at the door and gave an apologetic glance to the students waiting in line to get in. “Aheh, we’re sorry. Counselor Starlight will be right with you.”

Back inside Rarity was insistently pressing the matter that she had overheard. “I’m telling you Starlight, we heard it straight from Twilight herself! She was concerned about Rayne! I don’t know what it was that Pinkie saw but you know better than to question her instinct by now, don’t you?”

“Ugh, I don’t have time for this. I’m working!” Starlight groaned. “I can’t be busy thinking about stallions while I’m supposed to be giving support for the students!” But then she gave a sigh and sat up straight to ask, “Twilight really told you that she was worried about him?”

At this Rarity faltered a bit. “Ah well, I mean she did say as much… as Spike and I overheard her conversation whilst she passed with Pinkie beside his door.”

“Seriously?” Starlight glared looking far less than amused.

“Oh come now darling, you must care! Don’t you?!” Rarity pleaded still somewhat carrying the mantle of being Rayne’s silent defender.

“Of course I care Rarity.” Starlight’s argued. “But...” She looked to the door hearing Spike being overwhelmed by the machinations of students waiting their turn to get in. “Okay listen. I’ll admit that when Rayne didn’t meet us at the train station that yeah I found him in kind of a bad way. But he’s seemed so much better now!”

“Better? Or in denial my dear?” Rarity quipped. “What if it’s all been a ruse? Just him masking his true inner despair?!”

“Oh I never thought of that. So what is it then? Do you think he’s lonely? I mean, he can’t be right? That Romeo has been going around with a different mare every night! Not to mention he still has Rainbow Dash and Applejack as often as he likes.” But Rarity did not look as if she were swayed by Starlight’s point of view.

“You mean the two mares that he has an established ‘non serious’ commitment with? And so what if he is having a fling every now and then? Do you really think that some one night stand would me ANYTHING compared to the pain of losing you? The one mare who he nearly cast destiny aside for?! The one mare who he-”

“STOP RUBBING THAT IN!” Starlight shouted. It only made her grimace worsen as right at that moment the front doors had been pushed open allowing a pile of students to pour in onto the floor all looking up at her nervously from seeing their guidance counselor shouting. “Ahehe… So sorry, be right with you all!” She announced before pulling Spike inside and magicking the doors closed.

“Mmmm?” Rarity just stood there with an amused smirk while waiting for a response.

“Okay fine! I’m worried too okay? I’ve just being trying to respect his privacy. I’m not his girlfriend anymore so I don’t have the right to go prying into every little detail of his life.”

“Hmmm?” Rarity mused again.

“OKAY, OKAY! Stop doing that! I’ll think of something to help pick his spirits up but only AFTER I finish working!” The unicorn mare shouted to the other.

“Ah fabulous darling! That’s just what I expected to hear from you.” Rarity chimed with her chin held high as she trotted proudly toward the door.

“Smug pain in my a-” Starlight mumbled as she walked back to her desk.

“Heard that! Love you Starlight dearest! Kisses!” Rarity teased as she thrust the doors open allowing for the students to spill into the office once again. “I have nothing but the utmost confidence in you!”

But seeing how her work had literally piled up on her now Starlight just sighed and called out, “Okay so who was first?” She was not amused to see every student all raise their appendages at once.

- Up in the Headmare’s Office -

“Alright, thank you all for meeting me here. I know we only have a short break between all of your next classes.” Twilight announced as Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy all stared to her curiously. “Hopefully this will be quick but I just wanted to ask… How do you all think that Rayne has been doing recently? Any problems? Anything concerns that maybe we as his friends should know about?”

Pinkie was remaining quiet but the other three looked around curiously having absolutely no idea what this could be about. “Why I haven’t noticed anything odd about him.” Fluttershy spoke up first. “He’s been nothing but positive and an absolute delight. In fact, he helped me at the sanctuary by recommending I setup different trails so that larger predators don’t have to trample over the smaller critters when they come and go.”

Applejack spoke next saying, “I suppose it’s been about the same for me. I mean, he’s sure been like a one pony wagon load of help around the farm lately. Especially seein’ as it’s Applebuck season again and all. But I’m not quite sure how he finds the time since he’s gone back to work’in at the day spa again. But whoowie that boy sure can buck a tree!” The country mare said with a laugh.

All of a sudden they were all distracted by an immature giggling that was coming from one of the pegasi in the room. “He, he, heh! He sure can buck. Ha, ha! Is that what you call it Applejack?!” But then Rainbow Dash realized that she was the only one laughing. “Oh right, sorry! Nope, can’t say that I’ve noticed anything weird. We’ve been too busy with him helping me train for me to notice much else I guess.”

“Helping you train?” Twilight asked. “But he’s a unicorn. How could he possibly be helping you with your Wonderbolts training when he doesn’t have any wings?” Twilight flapped toward her friend.

“Uhhh, uh oh.” Rainbow stammered suddenly remembering her promise not to tell anypony about their transforming encounters and to especially not let Twilight find out. “He’s just uh… helping me with some endurance training is all. You know, just some resistance training so that when I’m flying around without him I feel even lighter than ever.”

“Heeya, haaha, yeeha.” Came a very country sounding laugh from the other side of the room. “Rainbow, I’m surprised at you.” Applejack called out. “I never pictured you for the bashful type. We’re all friends here! An’ we know what goes on with Rayne behind closed doors. Really now… resistance trainin’? Heh, that was a good one.”

Twilight had to cover her face with a wing in frustration as Dash and Applejack now stood face to face glowering at one another. “Oh yeah? Well at least I’m being helpful to Twilight’s question! I was probably the last one of us to see him!”

Refusing to back down no matter how insignificant the detail was over Applejack roared back. “Oh yeah? Well he was with me just last night!”

“He was with me early this morning!” Dash wasted no time in shouting out.

However Applejack looked as if she were almost expecting Rainbow to respond that way. “Heh, I figured as much. How did my left overs taste there Rainbow Dash?” The country mare said smugly as the pegasus suddenly froze wide eyed as she licked her tongue through her mouth bashfully.

“He was with me just this afternoon and right in the middle of town!” Pinkie cheered happily while completely missing the context of the other two mares who were now looking at Pinkie with horrified expressions on their faces.

“ENOUGH!” Twilight yelled out. “Classes are going to resume any minute and I’m going to need all of you to get back! But before that I just wanted to have a quick conversation because I’m worried about one of our friends! But I’m starting to notice that Rayne is usually innocent of half the trouble that follows him around... its just all of YOU making everything about him CRAZY!” She huffed in a frantic voice.

“We’re sorry Twilight...” Applejack, Dash, and Pinkie all mumbled out together like a group of school fillies being scolded.

“That is not-! Ugggh!” Twilight yelled and stomped back to seat before slamming her face forcefully into her desk. A moment later she sat back up and whispered out from between her grit teeth. “Okay look. All I’m trying to say is that I’m worried that Rayne might be masking real sadness underneath trying to be ‘overly’ helpful to everypony!”

“Ohhhhhhhh!” All her friends called out together which did nothing to alleviate the frustration in the princesa

“Okay so now that I have all of your attention.” Twilight started again. “Have any of you noticed the possibility of Rayne maybe trying ‘too hard’ to help out? I don’t really have a gauge on all this pleasure pony stuff to know how things are supposed to go with them.”

The group looked around for a moment but then Dash stepped forward mumbling, “Oh well when you put it that way...” Dash began. “Oh yeah, totally.” She blurted out.

“Eyup. Absolutely.” Applejack wholeheartedly agreed.

“Um, yes. I too have noticed that. I even had that thought on my own already.” Fluttershy acknowledged.

Just then the school bell rang causing Twilight’s eye to began to twitch. “Oh boy. Alright well back to your classes all of you. We’ll have to talk more about this tonight once everypony is free.”

- Back in Town -

"Yahhhh-hhaaaaaa!" The dark stallion yawned out as he raised his hooves up into the air in a large stretch. “Wow. What a day… Can’t believe I finished everything I set out to do and I still have maybe an hour or two of daylight left. Let’s see… I’ve run through almost all the shops in town, I helped out at Sweet Apple Acres again, it’s one of Rainbow Dash’s teaching days so she shouldn’t need any help, Maud’s at work. I guess… so that must mean I have some time to myself then?” Rayne pondered as he couldn’t think of a single obligation left to him.

But just then the stallion had to sidestep an oncoming pile of boxes being pulled along by a younger pony with a wagon. “Whoa, oh no!” Applebloom cried out as her sudden stop to avoid running into somepony caused some of her packages to fall.

“I got it!” Rayne shouted as he levitated the boxes just before they hit the ground. “Applebloom? What is all this? And why are you trying to pull all this by yourself?” He asked before magicking a bow around the whole stack to keep anything from falling again.

“Oh! Hiya Rayne! It’s nice to see you.” The little filly smiled happily. “And these are all the supplies I’m bringing for the Cutie Mark Crusader’s Day Camp. We’re having our final meeting for the summer this weekend and we’ve had some real worries this year. So I decided to pull out all the stops to try to help the colts and fillies who are coming for our help.” She stated proudly.

“Well now. That is a commendable effort on your part.” The stallion chucked as the size difference between the load in the cart and the size of the mare pulling it was just downright comical.

But her response made him worry as she lowered her ears and said, “Yeah, I hope so.”

Leaning down now he whispered to her, “It’s that bad, huh?”

She gave a nod before looking back up to him. “The thing is when Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, and I were working so hard to get our cutie marks we was just being impatient, that’s all. But we had a few ponies come to our camp last session who were just down right scared they won’t never get their cuties marks. It’s not about waiting for them, they’ve done and got it in their heads that they won’t get one for some reason.”

“Hmmm. And you girls are having a hard time figuring out how to help these young ponies get over their fear. Is that it?” Rayne asked while rubbing his chin curiously.

“We sure are!” The filly exclaimed.

“Heh, well you know what Applebloom? I wouldn’t worry about it if I were you. I know you can do it.” Rayne cheered as he gave the little pony a hooves up.

“Oh yeah? How do you figure?” Applebloom asked looking legitimately curious as to why her friend seemed to confident.

“Well because look at all this!” Rayne exclaimed as he waved toward the cart full of objects.

“Are you saying because I’m carrying so many different things that it’s not possible for me to have left out the one thing to fulfill their purpose in life?” She asked with an eyebrow raised.

“Noooooo.” Rayne said to her which caused the filly to lower her head seeming disappointed. “What I mean is that only a pony who really cares would go through this much trouble to help somepony else.” That definitely made the little filly pick her head back up. “Look at all this, this pile of stuff is huge! And that’s what shows how important these little colts and fillies are to you. I’ll tell you a secret Applebloom. It’s tough to be afraid when you’re surrounded by friends who care that much about you.”

Now the little lass was beaming as she trotted in place with a smile. “Thank you Rayne! That’s definitely right. It’s not just about doing the act of their special purpose, it’s also about sharing in fun times with close friends. I can’t believe I almost forgot that for a moment. You’re the best, you know that?”

“Haha, whoa there. I don’t know about all that. But if my advice was of any help to you then I’m glad for it. And if you still haven’t come up with anything else to help those younger ponies by the end of the week then you just come right on back to me and I’ll see if there is anything else I can do for you. Alright?”

“Alright! Thank you Rayne! I sure will!” Then with a little skip to her step Applebloom set off now that her boxes were tied down and no longer about to tip over.

“Awww. That’s nice. Alright then back to… What was I doing? Oh right, nothing.” Rayne snickered to himself as he walked through town. “Now let’s see. Just a few hours left… how to spend the afternoon until-” But that was when he noticed the swish of Opalescence’ tail in the window as he trotted by Rarity’s boutique. “Ah yes, I think I’ll take a cat nap. That sounds lovely right about now.” After that the stallion waved to a few passerby before walking himself right out from the edge of town.

- That Evening, at the Castle of Friendship -

Smiles were spread all around as the Mane Six were gathered together at the map table. However at this moment the holographic interface was disabled and instead there was a plethora of snacks from one end to the other. “Twilight I must say, you have really gone overboard with the preparations for this evening.” Rarity mused even as she was rather greedily helping herself to a bowl of popcorn.

“What?! Are you crazy? This is amazing!” Pinkie shouted as she had tied a series of red vines together and was slurping them up like a lengthy spaghetti noodle.

Now the princess blushed a little as she said, “Well, I was hoping that after our talk that maybe you girls would like to stay over? You know, just like old times.”

This elicited a snicker amongst the group as Applejack spoke from over a bowl of honeyed oats. “Heh, heh. Careful y’all, this one here gets one taste of a slumber party a few years ago and now she’s always looking for another one any chance that she can get.”

This brought a hardy laugh to the whole group as Twilight didn’t exactly deny the accusation. “Oh well, what can I say? It’s good to be together with all my best girls again.”

But that was when an awkward tone spoke up saying, “Oh yeah but don’t forget that I’m here too Twilight.” Spike announced as he was licking an amethyst as if it were a lollipop.

“Riiiiight, about that….” Twilight began as she narrowed her eyes on the little dragon. “Oh Discord?! Discord, are you here?” She called out to the air and smiled with relief as she saw the Draconequus appear.

“Ohhhh what’s this? A slumber party? Am I being invited to partake in the feminine revelry of you ladies? As a matter of fact I HAVE been studying up on my hooficure techniques recently!” Discord mused as he swirled about over the heads of the mares.

Twilight just smiled and said, “Well no but I’ll keep that in mind. Tonight I wanted to have some girl talk with my friends about a certain stallion. And it’s quite possible that some topics might come up that would be… of discomfort for you to listen to.” To that Discord cringed away while her friends all looked around curiously amongst each other. “I was wondering if instead, if you could use a dance partner over at the Hot Hoof jazz club? Rayne is singing again tonight, isn’t he? Here you can take some bits, the first round of shakes for you two is on me.”

“Ohhh what a splendid idea! Twilight really, they should call you the Princess of thoughtfulness.” Discord stated appreciatively before whisking the dragon up into his arms.

“Hey! Wait a min-!” Spike shouted before the two of them were teleported away together. Then Twilight gave a sigh as she looked back to her five friends knowing there would be no more interruptions for the evening.

“Wow Twilight, that was pretty sneaky of you. I like it.” Dash grinned as she leaned back putting her hooves up on the table.

“Yes well, maybe. But I really want to have this talk with all of you and please don't mind the overabundance of snacks. I… might need some comfort food during this conversation.” She stated before magicking up a mug and a pitcher to pour herself some hot chocolate.

The group of friends all nodded and took a moment to enjoy the nearly never ending amount of snacks before them. But after awhile it was Fluttershy who took the initiative to get the talk started. “So Twilight, you wanted to talk to us about your worries for Rayne… is that right?” After she asked the others slowed down in their devouring of confections to pay attention.

“Yes that’s right. I actually want to thank Pinkie Pie for bringing it to my attention. Nopony knows a strained smile like she does.” The purple alicorn stated to which the pink pony nodded.

“Uh huh, that’s right!” Pinkie cheered before she went on to explain. “Now, I’m not saying that Rayne has been lying to any pony or anything. But sometimes when a pony is sad they don’t even know it yet themselves. It takes a friend who knows them well enough to recognize when there’s a problem.”

“You mean like being helpful but very clearly trying too hard to go about it?” Fluttershy asked and Pinkie nodded.

“Yeah, what’s he up to?” Rainbow asked as she shifted forward resting both elbows on the table. “What’s he trying to do, reform the whole town or something? I’ve never seen Ponyville so busy before.”

Applejack went next saying, “I heard that he’s been visiting all the produce stands in town asking for a small splice of where they grow their crop from. Rayne told me himself that he wasn’t no farming pony so what’s he need all those fruit and vegetable seeds for?”

“I wish I knew the answers to these questions,” Twilight stated, “but right now I’m less worried about his activities and more worried about what we aren’t seeing with him.” Now the others nodded and pipped down to listen. “We all know that Rayne is a pleasure pony and they are supposed to be going around being helpful. It’s quite obvious that after his breakup with Starlight that he is trying to throw himself into his work. But what I want to know is if there is any pony offering Rayne any help instead?”

Now the others fell silent for a moment. “Uh, what do you mean?” Fluttershy asked curiously.

Twilight looked over and pointed out, “Applejack, you are probably the BEST farming pony that I have ever met. But surely you couldn’t manage ALL of Sweet Apple Acres just by yourself, right?”

“Oh why of course not Twilight. You know that.” Applejack admitted.

“And Rainbow Dash, you are definitely one of the most stunning members that the Wonderbolts has to offer. But the Bolts wouldn’t be what they are if it was only you on the team. Am I right?” Twilight asked.

“Heh, yeah well it'd be pretty hard to have a team if there weren't any other members.” Dash remarked as if it were obvious.

“That’s right. That’s the point that I’m trying to make. Rayne is doing everything alone.” Twilight stated to which all her friends sighed in realization. “Now I’m not saying we go out and try to do his job for him. But who is helping Rayne? Who asks him what HE wants to do during his off days?”

“Ohhhh good question!” Pinkie cheered as if it were a game show. “Let me guess! Let me guess! It’s RARITY! No, wait! It’s Derpy Hooves! No, better yet Mrs Cake!”

But she was interrupted as Dash waived her hooves shouting, “No! No! Nope! No! Uh uh, we aren’t doing this again.”

“Um doing what?” Fluttershy asked in confusion.

Now looking straight at Twilight, Dash said, “We’re not going to play the game of 'who’s the bad girlfriend' between me and Applejack!” There were some stunned faces in the room but Twilight didn’t interrupt as Dash started to rant, “I don’t know, I just don’t know! Okay?!”

“Rai-” Fluttershy began but was quickly cut off.

“I don’t know any of Rayne’s likes or dislikes! I don’t know his favorite color, I don’t know his birthday, and I don’t know what he likes to do in his off time. I don’t know where he lives, I wouldn’t even know where he works if you all hadn’t told me, and yes now that I say it out loud I understand that sounds horrible and I don’t have any excuse for not knowing these things!”

It was with a bitter huff that Dash finally fell silent and crossed her hooves around herself. “I’m sorry Rainbow, I didn’t call this meeting to point blame at anypony. I was just hoping that between all of us we might come up with at least some of the answers to these questions.” Twilight lamented.

But that was when they all looked up in surprise as Pinkie pulled a notepad out of her mane and read off, “Rayne’s favorite color is dark purple, his birthday is the fifth of June-in fact we just missed it when he first moved to town, and his personal likes involve writing fiction, lounging in comfortable places, and hoof-crafting little model landscapes when he has the time. Huh, kinda surprising. Who knew that a guy like him would be into miniatures?” Pinkie chuckled to herself until she noticed the rabid death glare coming from Rainbow Dash. “What?! I asked!”

Speaking up now before a fight could break out between them Twilight said, “Thank you Pinkie, but unfortunately all of those sound like solo activities. Unless maybe we were to throw a chillaxin’ part with Rainbow Dash again I don’t see how any of us could use that information to help our friend.”

But then something that Twilight said made Pinkie’s eyes swirl excitedly. “Oh yes! That’s what we need for him, a party!”

Perking her ears at that Twilight added on, “Yes, a Pleasure Pony Party! That’s what we need.” She stated while sounding sure of the idea. “Now we just need to figure out what would be involved in that and how we can use it to help Rayne.”

Applejack tilted her head back trying to remember back, "What was that Discord told us about being like poison to Pleasure Ponies? Sumthin about making him feel useless and all that? Well what if we did the opposite of that? How bout we celebrate how useful he’s been doing for all of us so far?”

“Briliant!” Twilight shouted. “Pinkie, write that down!” She cheered and the party pony was quick to begin her scribbling. “Also, did you bother to ask him what foods he likes?”

“Already got it covered!” Pinkie replied as he flipped the page adding more to whatever she was already listing off.

But then a different voice who hadn’t spoken for awhile finally chimed in. “Really darlings, all this fuss.” Rarity stated as if it were no big deal. "Now I agree with you that our charming stallion may have been out of sorts lately. But it’s all handled my dears. I already-”

“I’ve thought of something that Rayne likes to do that involves other ponies.” Fluttershy suddenly spoke out and Rarity was dumbfounded at being cut off by their usually quietest friend.

"Oh yes, please. I'll take any suggestions you might have." Twilight responded with a smile.

“Well… I know that he really seems to like having sex with some of us." Explained innocently. "I mean, I know that is a bigger thing to some ponies than other ponies but-"

“FLUTTERSHY!” Applejack shouted with her mouth agape. “I cannot believe what I just heard come outta yer mouth!”

Rarity couldn’t even talk as she suddenly went into a coughing fit as she choked on her own breath. Meanwhile, after her initial shock Rainbow Dash started laughing so hard that she too quickly looked as if she couldn’t breathe.

But while Pinkie Pie sat there calmly seeming to take the practical approach to the suggestion she now looked to Twilight wondering why the princess wasn’t having more of an emotional reaction. “Twilight? Are you… considering this?”

With that question every breath in the room was silenced as they all looked to the princess in disbelief. “I'm not approving or disapproving of any suggestions thus far… but I will say that I already knew something like this was likely to come up. It’s why I didn’t want Spike to be here and why I asked Discord to take him away. Rayne IS a pleasure pony after all. And it’s pretty clear that part of… well, pleasure… is-”

“Now hold on just one minute before you go and give me a heart attack now.” Applejack said sternly. “Hearing what we just done from Fluttershy was shock enough. But are you telling me that you already had this in your head from the git go?!”

“Look, I don’t know!” Twilight shouted defensively as she absentmindedly spread her wings out. “I don’t know how to help Rayne, okay? I don’t know what ‘supporting a pleasure pony’ would actually entail! I did some research on a lot of very old accounts and I was able to find some information about their actual activities. But they were all wild parties and frivolity and well... occasionally… debauchery.” She ended mutely as she was now wrapping her wings around herself clearly feeling embarrassed at just mentioning it.

“Excuse me but have you all gone completely mad?!” Rarity roared out.

“Whoa… the princess of friendship wants to hold a sex party! Ha ha!” Rainbow cackled out.

“Rainbow Dash don’t you DARE utter another sentence like that again in your entire life!” Twilight yelled at her. "I did NOT say that!"

Despite Twilight's arguing, Applejack cut through her guise like a hot knife through butter. “Yeah but that is what you’re talking about here, ain’t it? No sense in beating around the bush ‘bout it now. Is that what you’re meaning Twi?!”

At this point the princess didn’t know if she wanted to yell, scream, or cry. “Look, all I’m telling you is what I read about from ponies passed. The details weren’t actually specified but the inference was clear. They would travel to a new place, right wrongs that they found in ponies lives, romance the hooves off of mares and stallions alike, and in some cases throw parties with large groups that were… well, pretty wild.”

“Oh it’s hard to picture our sweet Rayne doing anything as rambunctious as that.” Fluttershy said in disbelief. But despite her opinion she had nothing to say against the other girls as they spoke up.

“Yeah… you think that because you haven’t slept with him.” Dash blurted out.

"That's right. I could see it from 'em.” Applejack agreed.

During all of this Rarity was completely beside herself as this was the last direction she had expected their evening to go. “Wha-wa? But I-! Uuhhh…!” She sighed as she fell back into her seat having fainted.

- Meanwhile at the Edge of Ponyville -

“Oh come on, pleeeeease?!” Starlight pleaded as she walked back down the steps of a blue wagon that had just pulled into town.

“Really Starlight, I’m happy to see you again too but this is not the great and powerful welcome back that I was expecting from you!” Trixie stated with a somewhat judgmental tone as she stepped out to finish unpacking her supplies from inside. “Normally mares ask their mare-friends to go out for a drink or to catch a puppet show in town. Not try to pawn their ex boyfriends off on their companions.”

“That is not what this is Trixie!” Starlight whined because she realized that was exactly what she was doing. “Okay look, maybe it looks bad because you don’t know him but I am telling you that he is a really good guy!”

“Hmph.” The blue unicorn retorted as she stared in annoyance to a trunk full of magic wands that suddenly sprung open. “So what, you broke his heart and now you want me to sully myself to be his rebound for you?”

“Trixie please, I’ve had literally every single one of my friends make me feel bad for my break up with Rayne. But you are my BEST friend so I really don’t want to have to hear that from you.”

“Already forgotten!" Trixie stated and then pantomimed throwing something invisible away over her shoulder. “Alright so look, tell me again. What exactly are you wanting from me?”

Slowing down now to take a deep sigh Starlight calmly asked, “Will you please just go on a simple date with a guy who’s heart I just crushed and maybe butter him up just a bit to get his confidence back on track? He’s been running around I guess trying to prove to himself that he’s not a failure or so I’ve been told. I just need you to give him a boost to-”

“A boost?” Trixie asked with a smirk.

Missing the innuendo Starlight nodding saying, “Yes a boost to… to… what are you doing?” She asked in confusion until her face flushed with anger as she realized Trixie was rocking her hips.

“Oh, you mean like THIS kind of boost?” She shouted before busting out into laughter now. “Oh a boost! A boost! Ohh what a BOOST I could give him! Hahahaha!”

“Are you finished yet?” Starlight asked flatly as her friend was dancing provocatively around in a circle.

Getting Starlight’s point now Trixie finally stopped and asked, “So you really mean just an innocent pick me up for a friend? That’s all you’re asking me for?”

“Yessss Trixie! That’s all I’m asking you for.” Starlight sassed.

Pausing to think about it for a moment Trixie then asked, “Well… what it actually goes well between us? What if he actually falls for my charms for the night and wants to-”

“A-LA-LA-LA-I’M NOT LISTENING TO THIS!” The heliotrope unicorn shouted. “Look, whatever you two want to do together on your date is none of my business. I’m no longer his girlfriend so I don’t have any reason to know. This is just one friend, asking another friend, to do an ‘innocent’ favor for a different friend. You got me?”

“Well… I suppose that Trixie the generous and gracious could do that for you. Seeing as you are so unbelievably dear to me and all.” Trixie smirked. “Even if it’s not as exciting as you made it first sound to be.”

Now Starlight scoffed. “Oh come on. You know I’m not that kind of mare. What did you think I meant? A wild sex party or something? You’d have to be crazy to come up with an idea like that.”

Author's Notes:

These silly ponies and their 'good ideas' that get them into trouble. Rarity has no idea of the issues that she is setting into motion by telling Starlight of what she overheard. Oh also Romeo and Casanova are both canon stories in Equestria.

So wow. We get even more hints for all the ways that Rayne has been helping ponies lately. Farmwork with Applejack, Fluttershy's sanctuary, and even more flights as Gryphons with Rainbow Dash.

Woooooow! Applejack totally set Rainbow Dash up for embarrassing herself. In case you didn't get the joke, AJ just called Dash out on giving oral sex to Rayne probably only minutes before he had just been having vaginal sex with her. So the joke was that Dash just ate secondhand pussy from Applejack. And from the taste in Dash's mouth she realized that she just might have.

So, one small concern sparks the inferno of Rayne's friends worrying about him. But are Twilight's concerns justified? Or is this how the end of a pleasure pony is always fated to begin? When ponies can't accept goodness for face value... What is it that could come next?

Ooh trouble with the CCC's? I think we can all look forward to a new chapter including then pretty soon.

And yes... That conversation really just happened. You put a room full of nervous mares in a room and their ridiculousness is bound to ensue. Let me point out, Rayne knows none of this. Nor can he be held responsible for these mares having their wild imaginations running away with them. And poor Rarity is going to have a heart attack after hearing this.

Now speaking of Rarity, it seems like her good intentions with Starlight and going equally out of control. Does Starlight really think that asking Trixie of all ponies for help with this would be a good thing?