Author's Notes:

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“Ok Sweetie,” Diamond said as she and Scootaloo cornered her. The girl finally managed to get to her room and change as Apple Bloom had to leave to go help back home. Well...she was also leaving to torment her brother. “Spill.”

“What do you mean Diamond?” Sweetie asked, though she already knew. Scootaloo grinned.

“Come on,” she said. “As soon as the two of us hit puberty we fantasized about how big Big Mac is. So…”

“Do you really think your boyfriends want you two thinking about other guys?” Sweetie said teasingly.

“Micro is surrounded by sexy women almost all the time and is upfront about his thoughts about them,” Scoots said. “I’m not dating a hypocrite.”

“And I’m a succubus so Spike knows what is always on my mind,” Diamond said. Sweetie giggled.

“Well...his name is fitting…”

Meanwhile, Rarity was getting one last bit of stitching done on the pants Spike was modeling before they headed out.

“And done,” Rarity said. Spike was trying to look anywhere but down. Not only was her face inches from his crotch, but she had a bit of cleavage showing. “So… how does that feel?”

“Um…” Spike was debating whether or not to say what was on his mind. It was embarrassing, but if Rarity intended to sell stuff like this she had to take it into account. “It’s a little bit...tight.”

“Really?” Rarity said as she tested the legs. “It shouldn’t be…”

“Um...Rarity… It has to do with something your female line of clothes don’t have to worry about.”

Rarity looked up at him and saw his blush. Realization dawned on her and she looked straight ahead. She blushed as well but tried to keep a professional air about her.

“I could’ve sworn I added extra space. I even...looked into average...sizes…”

For some reason, the elegant voice and the professional way of speaking about men’s sizes caused stirring down south for Spike. Rarity saw the bulge growing and went red.

“I didn’t add that much space…” she muttered. Then she realized what she said and looked up at Spike. He was blushing as well, and she could see his eyes glance slightly at her (admittedly attention grabbing) cleavage. Quickly she stood up and started stammering. “I...I’ll just...wait in the other room and you can change. Just leave the clothes here and I can...adjust that area…”

Before Spike could respond, Rarity ducked into the bathroom connected to her studio. Spike took a few deep breaths and tried to drive the porno plot that was playing in his head as he undressed.

He just hoped he and Diamond had time for a quickie before they left.

In the lab, Micro was making a few quick fixes to Sombra’s components.

“I think I need to find a better material for the joints,” he muttered. “You were fast enough to pull off the machine gun blows but it seems there is more wear on the shoulders than there should be.”

“Adamantium?” Sombra asked. “Shape it into the socket joints like Wolverine’s skeleton.”

Micro shot her a playful glare.

“You are lucky I have unlimited funds. I can do that...probably add a layer of vibranium skin over top to protect it and hold it in place.”

“How’s the casual body coming along?” Sombra said it with an air of casual conversation, but Micro caught the slight hope in her voice.

“I’ve been looking throughout the Chaos Auction,” Micro sighed. “I can’t find a whole lot. There are a few more human-like bodies but I can’t find one that fits...everything you want.”

Sombra blushed at that.

“You know that the last one isn’t a dead set requirement.” Micro held up his hand.

“Sombra. You don’t have to be ashamed of wanting to experience everything a human body can experience. I get it. Yeah it’s awkward trying to find things like that but I’m happy to help.”

“And what I said afterwards?” Sombra said hesitantly. Micro laughed.

“Oh! You mean…” Micro used modification to become a copy of Sombra. “I didn’t mean so I could join your harem cabron!” He changed back. “To be fair, that was what I first thought you were hinting at so it’s my fault.”

Sombra chuckled as well while Micro disconnected the diagnostic equipment.

“Thanks for understanding jefe,” Sombra said.

“No problem.” He froze for a moment and groaned. Before Sombra could ask why, Micro changed into Perl. The girl turned toward Sombra and smiled. “So, who is it?”

“Que?” Sombra asked. Perl grinned and handed the clipboard Micro had been writing on to a clone.

“You want to have some “fun” with someone. You wouldn’t ask about that if you didn’t already have someone in mind. This is girl talk now! You can tell me!”

Sombra blushed as she thought about whether or not to tell Perl.

“Swear not to try and push anything? Or tell anyone?”

“Maybe my girlfriends,” Perl admitted as a lewd expression crossed her face. “They know how to get me to talk.”

“Well in that case I can’t tell you,” Sombra said definitively. Perl looked shocked.

“Why not? It’s just Chara, Silver, Scoots, and Fluttershy...wait…” she began connecting the dots and Sombra regretted saying anything. “If you don’t want one of them to know, it has to be connected to them. Scoots and Silver are out as you haven’t met anyone connected to them. I know Fluttershy told you about her brother but I doubt you would like him from how stuck up she described him...which just leaves…”

“Odio que seas tan listo,” Sombra muttered as realization dawned on Perl.

“You like Asriel?! When did this happen?” Perl questioned. Sombra took a deep breath to calm herself. In for a penny, in for a pound.

“Well, while you and Chara were here training with Frida, he would sometimes come and teach me about magic. I’d return the favor with teaching him about technology. Eventually it would become us talking about likes and dislikes. He would mention food, I would mention music. Eventually I felt something else develop.”

Perl squealed in delight at this.

“Well if I wasn’t motivated to find you a more human body I am now!” She said. “I will spare no expense if I come across something, I swear it!”

Sombra rolled her eyes and chuckled.

“Gracias jefe.”

“De nada.”

Chara and Asriel finished up in the garden while Sugar and Peppermint killed some time discussing their favorite sweets. When Peppermint mentioned that she liked to make her own candy canes and offered Sugar one, he went wide eyed at how delicious it was.

“If you don’t mind me talking business for a moment,” Sugar started. “I would love to put forward this recipe to the board at Sweet Tooth Candy. It would be a big hit!”

“Really?” Peppermint gasped. “You think so?”

“I know so,” Sugar said and kissed her on the cheek. She smiled and when he went to pull back she grabbed him and planted one on his lips. Sugar was a bit surprised but soon found himself returning it. They sat there for a good bit before hearing someone clear their throat.

“You guys ready to go?” Micro said with a smirk. Sombra was back in the lab going over the plans for her new body. She not only had the Genos parts and rare metals to work with, but Micro also sprung for some extra components such as a Berserker Body from Alita Battle Angel. Chara and Asriel floated down on a Gaster Blaster while Rarity simply walked out the front door. Sweetie came out with Scootaloo as Fluttershy arrived at the Sanctuary.

“Am I late?” she asked. Micro hugged her.

“Just in time. Wish Silver could be here too but she is spending time with her dad. Now all we need is…”

Micro sighed and his Kabuki mask appeared on his face. A wave of microbots shot up toward a window and lifted it up. A shriek could be heard as Micro shouted up.

“You’re holding us up!”

Soon after, Diamond and Spike came down on a swarm of Imps. Diamond glared at Micro.

“I will get you for that.”

“Well guys,” Shiro said. “Are you ready?”

The group all nodded and Shiro looked up toward the sky.

“Alright Heimdal...beam us up.”

Micro went wide eyed when he heard that name as light enveloped the group. When it faded, they were in front of a huge palace, at least 20x larger than sanctuary. A group of maids and a butler were waiting for them with two large guards by the doors.

“Welcome back Master Shiro,” the gathered servants said.

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“What the fuck?!”