Friendship is a Game
Chapter 122: Chapter 118 Pokemon Battle! Real vs Hack!
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‘Fire...Bones...Stars!’ Chara thought as she tried to use her skills. Nothing. The paralysis must stop them from working. ‘Fucking Pokemon logic!’
She thought out a command and her status menu popped up. That was a relief. She began thinking out a message when Cleo’s palm hit her face so hard the chair tipped over.
“Now bitch,” Cleo started. “I know you’re probably trying to contact those girls you came in with. I must admit that I’m somewhat impressed. You work fast. Let me guess. You shook your tits for that Micro kid. Lured him in and promised him a good time before leading him off to wherever you keep your victims. I’m betting you are doing the same to that girl now.”
Chara couldn’t believe what she was hearing. This girl, Cleo, must know other Gamer’s who were taken by the person launching the attacks against Micro. Since she didn’t know Micro and Perl were the same, when she saw the fact Perl was a Gamer and Micro wasn’t in sight…
“Trying to get her drunk to make her easier makes sense. And I bet those other girls you brought are looking for other perspective marks. Well it ends tonight!”
Chara’s eyes were the only part of her that could move freely. They darted to the ring she wore that was supposed to warn the others if she was in danger. She already felt it sobering her up from the alcohol she consumed.
Main Room of the Club
Through the club, the rest of the group were suddenly clutching their heads. The instant purging of alcohol from their systems wasn’t pleasant. Diamond fell off Bulk’s shoulder and he deftly caught her. Asriel blushed as he felt Apple Bloom and Sweetie’s chests press against his arms as they grabbed him to steady themselves. Silver and Scootaloo fell against the walls of the stall they were making out in.
“Gah!” Perl gasped in pain and Shiro held her steady.
“Perl!” He started. “What’s wrong?!”
“The ring...purged alcohol…” she hissed against the pain and sighed when it quickly faded. She smiled and opened her eyes. Seeing Shiro’s face inches from hers reminded her of what they were just doing the past 5 or so minutes. “Eep!”
She quickly scampered off his lap and sat on the other end of the couch, crimson red. Shiro couldn’t help but think it was cute but now wasn’t the time.
“Sweetie said the ring would purge you when someone was in danger?” Perl went wide eyed and shut her embarrassment behind her Gamer’s Mind. A quick scan of the room and they saw Diamond thanking Bulk, Sweetie and Bloom making their way over to them with Asriel, and Scoots and Silver nearly knocking someone over as they rushed out of the restroom.
“Chara!” Perl gasped and sent a message to everyone. He didn’t get anything from Chara, but Sweetie chimed in via chat.
I saw her go off with a woman to the back. She was dark skinned and had an Afro.
Perl recognizes that description as Cleo, the club owner. Diamond got the message and turned to bulk, forcing out plenty of pheromones. Bulk found he couldn’t look anywhere but at the Succubus.
“Where would your boss take someone to be alone?” Diamond asked as she trailed a hand across the bouncer’s chest.
“Her back room,” Bulk said dreamily. “A secret room for her to conduct business or have fun.”
“And do you know the way?” Diamond asked as her hand went past his abs. “It sounds like the perfect place to have our own fun.”
Her hand ended teasingly right above his zipper and faster than anyone thought possible for a big guy light Bulk, he was moving toward the back.
Chara
A large war hammer appeared in Cleo’s hands that she lifted almost effortlessly.
“Once I take you down I will interrogate those other chicks you brought with you. The only question is, would pain or pleasure work best. Hell knows that Succubus could be a fun time, and the way she was hanging off Bulk...maybe I could convince him to ”entice” the location of the other Gamer’s out of her.”
Chara could only just feel the ability to move her fingers start to return, and that was only a few millimeters!
‘Perl! Micro! Someone!’
Cleo raised the warhammer above her head and was about to bring it down…
The second Bulk pointed out the door, Perl cut through it with Bloodberry.
“Chara!” Perl shouted as she saw one of her girlfriends on the ground. Instantly, her eyes turned steely and aimed at Cleo, barely even registering the Gamer title above Cleo’s head.
“This bitch has been using you girl!” Cleo tried saying. “I-“
Perl didn’t even let her finish as she Blinked in front of her and slugged her hard in the face. As Cleo flew back from the punch, Perl growled.
“I don’t know what your game is, but it ends here.”
Cleo’s eyes snapped up.
“That hurt you bitch! I’m just trying to-!”
She had to cut herself short as a sword pierced the wall next to her head. The other’s in the group didn’t know how to react as Asriel’s form shifted while he walked into the room.
“No one hurts my sister!” The anthropomorphic god of hyper death roared as he formed one of his blasters. Cleo went wide eyed and dodged out of the way. Realizing there was no way to explain herself to these people she decided she would have to even the odds.
Pressing a button next to the hidden door, the panel slid open and she ran outside. Perl and Asriel were out there instantly while Shiro and Sweetie ran after them. Scoots, Silver, Bloom, and Diamond were going to follow when someone finally noticed the screen popping up.
She isn’t a bad person!
Turning to the still paralyzed Chara, they didn’t realize that the world shattered around the others, who were too focused on chasing Cleo to notice the message.
Cleo ID
The group found themselves surrounded by cliffs and a rocky terrain. It was dark and lighting shot down despite there being no rain.
Perl sensed danger to her left and quickly spun Bloodyberry, slicing a whirlwind of leaves in half. Quick as a whip, Sweetie appeared behind Perl and stabbed her sword into the ground. A wall of stone shot up and absorbed a energy blast that seemed to shoot down from the moon.
“The hell?!” Sweetie gasped. Shiro and Asriel stopped next to the two girls and saw what they were shocked about.
The leaves had come from a human sized lizard that was mostly green with a red and yellow stomach, a flame on its tail, two wings that looked like pot leaves, and a head piece that looked suspiciously like a bong.
Across from Sweetie was a figure that looked like if the Pokemon Gardevior fused with other Pokemon. Instead of a white dress it had green leg guards and white sashes (?) stretching down from the back. Its neck and wrists had red flowers going around them and the wrists also had fire jetting from the back. A Meloetta like musical staff stretched from its head and ended in a Mawile like mouth. Perl cast Observe on them and gasped.
Marleyzard
The Dank Pokemon
Originated from Pokemon Clover
Demiwaifu
The Fantasy Pokemon
Originated from Pokemon Clover
“You can get Pokemon from Rom Hacks!?” Perl gasped.
“Damn right!” Cleo’s voice shouted. They looked up on the nearest cliff and saw Cleo with what looked like shadowy gauntlets on her hands and boots on her feet. “Now, I was trying to help-”
She raised her hand up and caught the blade Asriel swung at her.
“I don’t care what you were trying to do!” He yelled. “I lost my sister once and it won’t be happening again!”
Cleo eyed the goat boy and growled.
“I thought the bitch looked familiar. Time to end the genocide.”
The blade she held in her hand shattered as she reared back the other fist. Before it could connect with Asriel, Perl appeared and caught it.
“Shit!” Perl hissed. “That smarts.”
A quick Observe told her the armor was the source of the power boost. The worst part was that it apparently wasn’t even fully formed. If Cleo completely Hulked out (got angry enough) it would grant a 20x power boost.
“You stupid or something girl!” Cleo shouted as she jumped back from another sword swing from Asriel. “You know who these fuckers are?”
“I know that you attacked my girlfriend first,” Perl growled. “And if you are referring to the game she’s from then yes. I’ve known for weeks now!”
Cleo blinked before a dark aura surrounded her. The last time she saw Chara with Micro it was just a few days prior. If this Perl knew Chara before that...
“So...you’re working with her... “ More armor formed around Cleo’s arms and legs, the dark aura causing her leggings to begin to rip, revealing a lot more skin. Perl blocked the fact she found this kinda sexy behind her Gamer’s Mind, but Asriel blushed as he didn’t have any way to block it. “Guess that means I have to take you both down.”
Somewhere in her mind, Perl was questioning exactly what Cleo was referring to. Working together? What? But right now, she had to fight. She could restrain her and question her after. The battle was about to get serious!
Shiro and Sweetie
“She said these are Pokemon right?” Shiro asked. Sweetie smirked back at him and reached into her inventory. Shiro did the same and tossed his Pokeball out with her. From Shiro’s appeared a Cyndaquil while Sweetie sent out an Absol. Shiro had laughed when his girlfriend said the reason she wanted an Absol was because it was cute and fluffy.
“Since that thing looks like Gardevior,” Sweetie said. “It is probably Fairy.”
“So you got the bong head?” Shiro smirked as he drew his spear. Sweetie smiled and faced Marleyzard as Cyndaquil hopped onto Shiro’s head as they turned toward Demiwaifu.
“Razor wind,” Sweetie muttered and Absol nodded. Wind swirled around the sickle like horn as Sweetie ran forward. Marleyzard reared back its head and sent forth a kanji of flame. With a swing of her blade, Sweetie sent a stream of water to intercept it. She ran straight into the ensuing steam.
Marleyzard immediately summoned a leaf storm and formed a tornado in front of him. He had used his signature Toke move which lowered his defenses so he was going to avoid being hit. The tornado blew away the steam and Sweetie had to segment her blade to cut the projectiles out of the air.
She saw it about to fly away with its pot wings at the same time Absol let out a howl. As Sweetie dropped to the ground she swung her blade at Marleyzard’s feet. Ice might not be super effective against the thing because it is part fire, but it was good at holding it in place. A stream of air blades shot over her head and slammed hard into the lizard.
Meanwhile Shiro stabbed his spear forward and a cyclone of wind tore towards Demiwaifu while Cyndaquil shot a flamethrower. The elements mixed and a tornado of fire formed. The fantasy Pokemon stood her ground and opened its mouth to unleash a powerful screech (Boomburst). The sound waves absorbed the attack, but Shiro and Cyndaquil were on the move.
Zephyr shot the duo into the air above the collision and Cyndaquil shot out a barrage of Swift. Demiwaifu knew better than to try and dodge and instead just braced herself. As they collided with her, Shiro coated his lance with lightning. Just as he was about to zap Demiwaifu, he caught the gleam of energy from above. Looking up, he saw another Moon Blast race toward him.
Thinking fast, he adjusted his spear and aimed the lightning toward the energy beam, the two attacks cancelling each other out. Turning his attention back toward the enemy, he was shocked as streams of…
“Is that fucking breast milk?” He said in surprise as the streams slammed into him. Almost able to ignore the pain as he questioned what type of Pokemon hack had Lactating as an attack, he stabbed his spear into the stream and the milk froze solid. The ice began racing back toward Demiwaifu who quickly cut off the stream. Suddenly, the Fairy type looked over toward the other battle. Quick as a whip, it took off toward Sweetie, Absol, and Marleyzard.
Sweetie and Absol were able to land a wind sword and Ariel Ace combo when Shiro shouting caught their attention. They quickly spun and saw a Flash Cannon blast coming toward them. They instantly jumped out of the way as the energy cratered the ground.
Demiwaifu ran to Marleyzard’s side and glanced at him. With a silent agreement, the Dank Pokemon aimed his mouth skyward as energy formed.
“Swift!” Shiro shouted to Cyndaquil and the little fire type obeyed. The stars shot toward Marleyzard but Demiwaifu jumped into them, tanking the damage. Sweetie and Absol charged the two Pokemon together, Sweetie charging her body with Enhance Self. She swung her blade downward, only for the Demiwaifu’s Mawile like mouth to catch the sword. Absol found the Fantasy Pokemon standing in front and tanking Night Slash.
Demiwaifu smirked as Moon Blast shot down and slammed into Absol. The super effective him drove the Disaster Pokemon into the ground.
“Absol!” Sweetie shouted as she glared at Demiwaifu. The fairy type shrieked as electricity coursed through the blade.
“Get back!” Shiro shouted and after clicking her Pokeball to return Absol, Sweetie jumped away from the burning tornado that engulfed Demiwaifu. When the blaze faded, Demiwaifu fell to the ground unconscious.
“Thanks,” Sweetie said. Shiro didn’t respond, instead he was looking at Marleyzard with worry. Sweetie saw why as the energy ball shot into the sky. Cyndaquil launched itself off Shiro’s head and smashed into the Dank Pokemon with Rollout, being just enough to take it out. It was too late though as the Draco Meteor attack began raining down around them.
Sweetie and Shiro looked at each other and nodded. Together, they formed balls of mana in their hands and slammed them into the ground. Immediately, they used Zephyr to carry themselves away from the volcano that formed.
“Eruption!” Shiro told Cyndaquil to add to the power. The tiny fire type nodded and all three of their energies combined, sending gouts of lava and chunks of rock up to meet Draco Meteor. The projectiles collided and exploded in a surprisingly beautiful display. Shiro put his arm around Sweetie’s shoulders and sighed. “We can make some beautiful things together can’t we.”
“Yeah,” Sweetie sighed. Then she blushed as her mind thought of something else.
“What?” Shiro asked. Sweetie stammered out her reply.
“I j...just thought about...something in the future.”
Shiro thought for a moment and blushed a bit himself.
“Oh...well...that’s far off...right?”
“Definitely!” Sweetie instantly agreed. The two kissed at their agreement before both remembered at the same time.
“Perl and Asriel!” They shouted.
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