Author's Notes:

Chapter will contain references to having sex, but won't mention anything explicit.

Twilight Sparkle just got back home from work, and she was tired.

As soon as she arrived, she saw that her wife, Rose, was not there.

"Rose?" Twilight called. "Are you here?"

"In the bedroom, sweetie!" came the reply.

Twilight walked into the bedroom to see Rose waiting for her in a grey bikini, causing Twilight to blush.

"How do I look?" said Rose.

"Like you're ready to have sex with me," said Twilight.

Rose giggled.

Twilight got into the bed, but before they could do anything else, Rose let out a loud fart. She blushed, but Twilight giggled.

Then Rose farted several more times. Twilight felt herself getting more aroused with each fart.

"I can't take it anymore!" Rose ran into the bathroom, pulled her bikini down, sat on the toilet, and released the contents of her bowels.

Twilight could hear the noise from outside the bathroom, and her heart started beating faster.

After seven minutes of diarrhea, Rose was finally done. The toilet was about to overflow. She wiped herself as best she could and walked outside the bathroom.

"Are you all right?" said Twilight.

"I'm feeling much better now," said Rose. "Although the toilet's overflowing. We'll have to use one of the other bathrooms until we get a plumber tomorrow."

Now it was time to have sex.