The land has been thrust into darkness by the vile reign of the evil Vampire Queen Celestia. She torments the land with cruelty, sadistic tendencies, and poor healthcare benefits. Her evil knows no bounds and her corporate workplaces know no healthcare plans.

There are those bred and trained to hunt down and destroy monsters such as these. Dusk Shine, novice vampire hunter, is one such brave, strong, and insanely-well-hung warrior of light chosen to destroy the darkness, wipe its stain from the land, and bring free dental to all those who suffer cavities, cold and alone.

Join him on his quest to vanquish the evil Queen Celestia, free the land from its evil chains, and probably plough a lot of monster girl pussy while on the way there, as all good heroes strive to do.

Kinks: R63, femboy, monster girl versions of MLP characters, incest, foreplay, analingus, cunnilingus, lactation, thighjobs, anal, enormous male endowments, excessive cum, messy orgasms, cum inflation, all-the-way-through-orgasm, one-stallion bukkake parties.

A/N: a revival of a non-serious clopfic mostly written as a Castlevania parody that also features hardcore fetishism. Read at your own risk, as this is nothing more than smut and comedy. Don't expect anything more or less than that. You've been warned.

Cover art graciously provided by Droll1 and has been approved by the moderators before use.