"Give me aspirin! Quit dogging me, dawg!"

Alright then.

Your eyes glazed over the various bottles in your medicine cabinet. You rubbed them to try to focus, but the words remained as fuzzy and indistinct as ever. It amazed you that you had been able to successfully take aspirin in the first place.

After a few minutes of staring and concentrating, you pulled out three bottles. You knew aspirin was in one of them. Who knows what could have been in the others?

I swallowed the contents of the pink bottle!

I guzzled the contents of the purple bottle!

I ingested the contents of the white bottle!