You are Anon, and you are not really looking forward to seeing Fluttershy again. Still, it had to happen sometime, and it would be better now, on your own terms. And there is the promise of meat. You knock on the cottage door. It opens.

"Oh! Anon, hi. Um."

It doesn't help that you are carefully avoiding her eyes.

"Hello Fluttershy. I saw a voucher for meat stew, and I have to ask, is it Ashtoreth?"

"Ashtoreth? Oh nonono, the meat comes from one of the poor dead critters the animals bring me."

That's kinda weird. Wait.

"Carrion meat?"

Butterquiet tilts her head

"A little? Don't worry, it's very fresh, and I preserve a fair amount too. Normally I'd feed it to the bears and other meat eaters, but I guess you are one too."

She glides over to the kitchen

"Um, take a seat? Your stew should be done in a bit."

You sit down on a divan, brushing some fur off the cushion. An awkward silence reigns, underlined by the nervous staccato chopping of the kitchen knife. Her usual personality is pretty timid, and you can't help but think of what happened last time you were here. You don't know if you will ever forgive or forget, but,

"There were a lot of ponies at my house last night. I'm sure that took some effort."

Fluttershy pauses in her work.

"Oh no! I didn't use my stare or anything I promise! Besides, it was mostly Twilight and Rarity who..."

Her voice drifts off in a mumble.

"Even so, thanks. That sheep thing... I doubt I'll ever forgive you for that. Still, if we never talk about it again, we can at least get along."

She gives you a solemn nod.

"I can do that. I'm very good at not talking."

You smile a little at that.

"Alright then."

As you wait for the meal to cook, you listen to the sounds of the cottage. There is a lot of scrabbling about, and softer rustles. From time to time, a small furry animal scampers from one hole to another. Where your shack has an aching silence, this one has a living silence. Maybe you should get a pet sometime.

At last, the stew is done. Your mouth is already watering. You get tunnel vision. There is only you and the stew. You scoop up some meat and potato. Your taste buds politely inform you that you have died and gone to heaven. Tears fall unchecked from your blind eyes. You somehow get another spoonful. This is not just any meat.

"Was this from a cow?"

Buttercry is panicking.

"I'm so sorry! Were you friends with a cow? You lost your best cow friend? Please, I'll make some other stew-"

You shake your head, color and shapes returning to your vision.

"Don't worry, Butterfry,"

"I'm Fluttershy?"

"Right. Don't worry, you have reunited me with a very old friend of mine, the taste of beef. It was an intensely spiritual experience I do not have the words to describe. Please, if ever you have cow meat again, let me know."

She starts to settle down.

"O-okay? It was good?"

"Fluttershy, I am going to eat this bowl full of stew, then the rest of the stew in that pot, even if it makes me feel sick afterward. If you have any more of that meat, I will pay you whatever you want for it."

And that is exactly what you do. You walk home, your hands full with Fluttershy's immense meat package. You feel a little bloated, having most of a pot of stew in your stomach. It was worth it.

At any rate, you see your shack around the bend in the trail.

And on your doorstep, a certain alicorn is tied up. It had been quiet on that front, you suppose. As you get nearer, she notices you.

"Ah, woe is me, for some villain has tied me up and left me at the mercies of the devilish human!"

You wonder how she fantasizes away her immense magical power in these little scenarios. You come to a stop a few feet from her.

"Having fun down there?"

She leans her head back in melodramatic distress.

"What twisted words! Who can save me from his mind games? Even now I find myself compelled to submit to his will!"

Then you hear a voice from above.

"I'll save you, Princess!"

Celestia pauses.

"What?"

You're too busy getting tackled by an angry pegasus. Luckily, your meat takes most of the impact, but you still hit the ground fairly hard.

"The hell, Rainbow Dash?"

She glares at you.

"You've gone too far! I'll defend Celestia from your filthy hands!"

Celestia scowls.

"No! Go away!"

Rainbow slowly turns to look at sunbutt.

"Are you alright, Princess?"

"I was about to get some hot human action! Now go!"

Rainbow backs away from the both of you.

"You...want him? Even though he had a dream about raping me?"

Celestia manages to blush. You don't have time for this.

"Look, this is fascinating and all, but I have a lot of meat that I need to pack away, so excuse me if I don't get involved."

Rainbow looks at you with disgust.

"You eat meat? That figures."

You walk up to her, the slab of meat in your hands.

"I know you were friends with a griffon. You really should be more understanding."

Then you slap her with your meat package, hard. She staggers back, angry and a little creeped out. Celestia's eyes are wide.

"Oh! Slap me with your meat! I mean, oh no, what if the human slaps me with his meat?"

Rainbow's retaliatory forehoof stops mid-swing, and she looks at the princess in confusion.

"What's wrong with you?"

You sigh.

"Ever since the ponies around here started thinking I was a rapist, Celestia has been trying to cheer me up by pretending to be turned on by the idea."

"I was never pretending."

...

You turn slowly to look at her. She blushes. Rainbow's jaw drops. Celestia pouts.

"Would you believe he has never done anything about it? Here I am, with the finest hindquarters in Equestria, in all kinds of compromising positions, and he has done nothing!"

Dash looks at you warily.

"I don't believe it."

Celestia nods fervently.

"Me either! One time, I even pretended to fall asleep with my marehood over his face! You know what he did? He pushed me off, the wrapped me in a blanket!"

"You were awake the whole time?"

Sunbutt smiles.

"I did rather like how you manhandled me. So strong."

Rainbow Dash gives you a skeptical look.

"Even I would have gone for that. What's wrong with you?"

"Well, of course you would have gone for that."

She glares at you.

"What's that supposed to mean?"

You roll your eyes.

"You think mares are pretty and you like to touch them."

She starts to blush.

"Sh-shut up!"

Celestia grins.

"Go on! Use your twisted mind to expose her lust! Oh, and Rainbow Dash, there isn't anything wrong with liking mares. You are not the first of my little ponies to feel that way, it's perfectly normal."

The pegasus blinks.

"Really?"

Celestia nods. Bluefast blinks again.

"Oh."

You walk to your door. Your meat has no time for this.

"Congratulations, we have all learned something this day. We could even write a letter to sum it all up, but I intend to put this meat in the icebox before it spoils. So excuse me, Princess."

You are about to step over sunbutt-

"Please, slap me with your meat."

You roll your eyes. Still, she's been nice to you. You grip your meat firmly and swing it against her face. Her head turns with the blow, a goofy smile on her face.

"Right then."

You step over her, and into your house. After you toss it into your icebox, you wash your hands in the basin.

"I am innocent of the blood of this cow meat: see ye to it."

Having entrusted the icebox to this grave task, you turn once more to sorting out the mess out front. Rainbow is scowling at the sky. Celestia smiles at your return.

"Done playing with your meat?"

"Soon enough. With any luck, it'll get nice and hard in the icebox."

You look up to see what Rainbow is staring at. A cloud, you guess. You shake your head and approach Skittles.

"So, aside from the dream thing, we cool?"

"I'm the coolest."

She blinks, then looks at you with an irritated expression on her face.

"What were you saying?"

You resist the urge to roll your eyes.

"I asked if we are cool, in the sense of hostilities."

"I'm still the coolest. But yeah, just keep your stinky meat away from me, and we'll be cool."

You shrug.

"It's on ice. So what are you angry at now?"

Rainbow scowls at the sky again.

"Luna. If she didn't open that stupid Canterlot Mouth of hers, we wouldn't be in this mess."

"We should get back at her somehow..."

Dash grins at you.

"Let's prank her together! Go get your stinking meat!"

You set your hands on your hips.

"Hell no! That's my precious beef, and I will not part with it!"

The pegasus rolls her eyes.

"Whatever. So, you up for pranking the peeping princess?"

"Count me in."

You turn to the amused mare tied up on your doorstep.

"Hey, we're punking your sister. Wanna come?"

Celestia casually breaks the ropes binding her legs, getting up and stretching her legs like a certain pegasus about to leap into flight.

"I always want to come with you, Anon."

"Sweet, I could use a ride."

Sunbutt lowers herself to the ground, and you climb onto her back.

"You are welcome to ride me anytime, anywhere."

Rainbow Dash groans.

"Come on, that's not even subtle!"

Celestia grins at you.

"Yes, come on, me."

"Sorry, Sunbutt, you already used that innuendo. No points."

She pouts. Rainbow chokes on air.

"Sunbutt?"

You sigh.

"Can we just go? Revenge is a dish best served now."

Rainbow eyes the princess, and grins.

"Race ya!"

The ponies leap into the air, furiously flapping their wings to gain altitude. It is about then that you remember you don't handle heights that well. You bury your face in Celestia's neck.

"Oh god, I'm so high right now. I'm not sure I can handle this..."

Celestia chuckles.

"You can handle me, if it makes you feel better."

"Not the time!"

Your ears pop several times during the ascent. Stupid competitive flying horses. At last you hear hooves clatter on stone, and you know you have arrived.

You shakily slide off Celestia's back, a little chilly, but you know better than to say anything about it. When you focus on the mares, they're smiling from behind their hooves- Well, Sunbutt is. Rainbow is just pointing and laughing.

"Is it wittew Anon's first time?"

You grimace.

"Laugh it up, featherball. I've never ridden a horse, let alone a flying one."

Celestia's eyes go wide.

"I was your first? I-I'm so happy!"

You scowl at her.

"Aren't you supposed to be pretending to be scared of my evil ways?"

She winks at you.

"In private, Anon. In public, I'm afraid I must be wild hearted, yet motherly."

Rainbow shakes her head at you.

"I still can't believe you didn't tap that."

You shrug.

"Not everything is about sex, you know."

Dash gives you another dubious look, then turns to Celestia.

"We should go somewhere secret to plan out the pranking campaign. Any place like that around here?"

Sunbutt smirks.

"I have one in mind. Follow me."

She sets off at a stately trot, and you and Rainbow follow behind. The hallways are largely empty, the occasional scribe or servant passing by with only a cursory nod. What this means is, you are now focused on the generous sway of the hips in front of you. Rainbow Dash whispers, "Damn." and bites her lip. Celestia casts an amused glance over her shoulder.

"Oh, how inconsiderate of me."

She lifts her tail up and to the side. Between the shifting muscles of her ass and the bared marevag, your boner is almost painful in its intensity. Rainbow seems to be even more affected. She breathes huskily, her wings at full mast.

"I'm going in, Anon."

"Wha-"

Rainbow darts forward and buries her mouth in Sunbutt's pussy. Celestia's visible eye widens.

"Oh! That's a little too..."

Dash's tongue dips deeply into the sunflower, lapping at her sweet nectar. The princess bites her lip.

"Never mind."

She starts walking again, and Rainbow struggles to keep up. Meanwhile, your pants are getting too tight. You sidle up to Celestia's flank, and give it a good squeeze. She actually squeaks in surprise. Sunbutt comes to a halt, her breath hitching as that drives Dash's tongue deeper. Celestia looks at you with half-lidded eyes.

"It's about time."

There's a flash of golden light, and you find yourself in a room of understated elegance. Dark blue walls, purple carpeting, a long golden cushion on a darker purple pad. This is Celestia's bedroom. The mare in question flops on her back onto the sleeping pad, a classy futon, you suppose. Dash immediately resumes eating her out.

"Dang, Dash, am I going to have a turn?"

Her voice is muffled by Celestia's flesh.

"Mph Mhk."

Tough luck, you suppose. Sunbutt strokes the pegasus's mane fondly. She then looks at you with an obviously faked expression of horror.

"Oh no! I have been brought low by the expert tongue of the human's servant,"

"Mrhmn?"

"Hush. What ever shall I do? I fear for the sanctity of my mouth, for that is the only hole available to him."

Well, when you put it that way. You unzip your pants and stand over Celestia. Your heart races as you deploy your boner. Celestia licks her lips. You reach down and grab Sunbutt's head, slipping easily into her mouth. She hums with pleasure, her tongue swirling around your dick in her hot, wet mouth. You groan in pleasure, instinctively thrusting back and forth. Your hands drift, gripping her horn, grasping at the silken hairs of her mane. As your hand shifts slightly on her horn, Celestia lets out a muffled keening, and she sucks extra hard on your dick. You almost cum then and there, but you hold back by the skin of your teeth. You slow your thrusting, moving in time with your hand stroking her horn. Sunbutt's eyes roll back, her breathing fast and shallow as she loses what gentle skill she had. Celestia milks your cock with every fiber of her being, tongue and cheeks working furiously to undermine whatever control you once had. You bring your other hand to bear on the hornjob, even as you surrender to the exquisite assault. Celestia shudders, clamping Rainbow's head down on her nether regions, her mouth making swallowing motions around your manhood. At that, you lose the last vestige of restraint, and shoot rope after rope into her exquisite mouth. She spends a several long seconds sucking and swallowing, the waves of pleasure nearly blinding you.

At last, her head falls back, and Dash is released from her honeyed prison. Rainbow rolls onto her back, panting. You join the club, laying down to rest by Celestia.

"Wow."

The two mares grunt in agreement. A minute passes, and Sunbutt staggers to her hooves.

"Celestia?"

She smiles at your concern.

"I have yet to reward one of my little ponies for her diligent service."

With that, she lowers her mouth to Rainbow's unguarded flower. Dash looks down in shock, hips twitching at the gentle ministrations of the sun princess. The pegasus lays back slowly, her back arching at the stimulation.

"Anon?" She says with a strangled voice

"Yeah?"

"It's official. We're cool."

"Nice."

Rainbow's hips start bucking in earnest.

"Thunderbolts, this feels good~, oh yeah."

Celestia hums happily. It only takes a few more seconds before Rainbow's hooves are scrabbling for purchase on the floor, an inarticulate yell echoing in the chamber. Sunbutt lifts her face from the twitching mare's vagina, then walks over to you to lay down, her head resting on your chest. You idly stroke her mane, content with her warmth. Then you hear a knocking at the door.

"Sister, thou were not at supper, art thou well?"

Celestia's eyes widen and she gets up quickly.

"Oh, I'm fine, my nap just went little longer than I expected."

Silence for a moment

"Verily? I did not sense thee in dreaming."

The door opens.

"Now, speak tru...ly..."

Luna's eyes dart from the embarrassed face of her sister, to your now flaccid cock left on display, to Rainbow's prone form. She glares at you, magic glowing from her horn. You quickly rise to your feet and run towards her. She rears back.

"Rapist! Today thou shalt know justice!"

Whatever spell she tried to case was blocked by Celestia's golden light. Seizing your chance, you reach up and grab Luna's horn with both hands. Immediately, her legs buckle beneath her. Moonbutt tries to wrench her horn from your grasp, but it only ends up stimulating her even more, eliciting a small gasp. She stares accusingly at her sister.

"Wilt thou suffer me to be molested so?"

Celestia frowns

"Sister, I really had hoped this could be settled some other way, but you must listen to this human, and this pony. Otherwise, justice will not be served."

Luna scowls at that, then sighs.

"Very well. Now, wilt thou command the human to cease his audacious touch?"

Sunbutt nods at you. You let go cautiously, and surreptitiously put your dick away. Well, it's not too surreptitious, both of the Princesses watch you do it. Luna glares at you.

"Speak of thy grievance."

You glare right back.

"Some time ago, you intruded on one of my dreams, I think you know which one."

Moonbutt nodded.

"I see thou hast made it reality."

Celestia coughed.

"That was me."

Rainbow sighs.

"And it was AWESOME!"

Luna turns back to you, uncertain now.

"You took it upon yourself to warn every pony about my supposed true nature, effectively running me out of house and home and driving me to live on the edge of civilization, dependent on the efforts of the cutie mark crusaders."

She nods at that.

"A fitting consequence."

You fight back the urge to punch her smug face.

"Except I have never raped any pony! Not then, not now! You even told the details of the dream to every damn pony in Ponyville!"

Rainbow approaches at that, a scowl on her face.

"Not cool, Princess. Now, when ponies see me, they think of that. Heck, a lot of ponies used to think I was actually raped, and some still do."

Luna looks uneasy at that.

"Mayhaps some discretion would have been advisable on my part..."

Celestia shakes her head.

"Sister, we have a court of law. Even there, what you witness in dreams is not admissible as evidence. Not only did you malign a guest of our world, you also filled his home town with fear and rumor, damaging the reputation of one of it's most loyal fliers."

Moonbutt is looking rather apprehensive at this turn of events . Celestia continues.

"Were you any other pony, it would be a simple matter of publishing the truth, and imprisoning the liar. Fortunately for you, much of Ponyville is now convinced of the truth, and my student is working to convince the rest. I would like not to imprison you, as you have spent too long as such. Therefore, I leave your fate to those whom you have wronged."

You meet Rainbow's eyes. The two of you turn to Sunbutt.

"We're going to need some time to discuss this."

Celestia nods.

"By all means."

You and Rainbow Dash retreat to a corner, eyeing Luna as you whisper.

"I'm thinking mandatory sexy outfits."

"How can clothes be sexy? You're just covering things up."

"It's...hard to explain. At any rate, the outfits might be my part of the punishment, and you can add whatever."

"You know, there is one thing covering her up..."

Both of you stare at Luna's tail, then meet each others eyes with a grin.

"Okay, so definitely moving the tail out of the way. What should we have her do, so that we can admire the view?"

Rainbow chews on her lip thoughtfully

"Something that can go on for days..."

"Cheerleading?"

"Can you imagine, with her Canterlot royal voice?"

Yeah, not the best idea.

"Something where she's in our homes, in all sorts of poses..."

"Have her be a maid? Uniform and all?"

Dash hums at that.

"She'd a have to clean for us, to cook, and shower with us."

You raise your eyebrows.

"Ponies shower with their maids?"

Rainbow smirks.

"This one will."

Oh yes.

"Sounds like a plan. How long do you think we could stretch this out for?"

Dash shrugs.

"We had our problems for like, two months?"

"She'll have princess duties. Maybe if she spends an hour in the morning for each of us, we could stretch it to a year?"

Rainbow eyed Luna up and down.

"A year of waking up to that? Nice."

When Luna heard the terms, she was outraged.

"Thou canst not be serious! Thy suggestion is humiliating, most unfitting for a pony of my stature!"

Celestia scowls.

"I think it is highly fitting for a pony of your hubris. Do not tempt me to make this a life long punishment."

Luna backs away from Dash's and your eager grins.

"Methinks I shall accept this year of servitude."

Celestia turns a serious face to the two of you.

"It is a fitting punishment. Please, however, keep in mind that you are not to sexually harass her. It would not do for you two to become criminals in the course of this punishment."

You and Dash nod in acquiescence.

"Understood."

"Yeah, you got it."

Then Sunbutt smiles.

"I'm so glad you two will be making an honest mare out of her."

You grin.

"After we're done with her, she won't be a-maidin'."

Rainbow Dash groans.

"Seriously, you two? Okay, how's this, we'll have so much fun fucking with Luna. Happy?"

You meet Celestia's eyes. As one, both of you shake your heads.

"Lacked subtlety."

"You have much to learn, my little pony."

Rainbow huffs at that.

"Whatever, your little innuendo club is dumb anyways."

You rub your chin.

"We should make an innuendo club. I know at least the mayor would be a fun member."

Celestia looks interested.

"Really? The honorable Mayor Mare?"

You nod.

"In her own words, she is an 'eager and attentive public servant.'"

Rainbow Dash facehoofs.

"You really weren't supposed to make an actual club."

You smirk at her.

"Keep it up, and you may end up inspiring the largest orgy in recorded history."

Celestia tilts her head slightly.

"Public servant..."

...

"One way to find out..."

Dash just rolls her eyes.

"Whatever, I'm done here. See you in the morning, Luna."

Luna nods politely, still a little off balance at the shifting personality of her older sister. You and Sunbutt wave as the pegasus flies home. Finally, she turns to you with a sultry look.

"Shall we return to the privacy of your home? I have some rope that's just begging to be taken advantage of."

Luna makes a sound of disgust. Celestia wears a predatory grin.

"Oh, would you like to join in? I'm sure Anon here can handle two mares."

Moonbutt flees.

"It appears the moon is waning."

"You'll see a full moon soon enough."

You reach up.

"Until then, I'll have fun making you horny."

Your fingers gently curl around the velvety spire on top of her head. Celestia takes a sudden, deep breath. She gazes at you with sultry eyes.

"It seems you have a firm grasp on what I like."

"I remember touching on the subject in the past."

With that, you give her horn a slow, twisting stroke. Her legs collapse underneath her, and she moans audibly.

"All is lost! I can feel my magic drain away under his hot touch. Maybe he will teleport us to his remote home, all the better to ravage the beautiful princess!"

Eh? Oh, right.

"Very perceptive, Princess. First I shall claim your power, then your body. You are my captive, and I shall enjoy being your master."

You tap her horn gently, and a golden light flashes again. Back in your home, you proceed to thank Celestia for all her help. You thank her so hard.