Request, "Mlp characters take turns to take over Luna’s job of watching over ponies dreams."

Princess Luna thought, "Hmm, perhaps my sister and I SHOULD retire... but to retire so soon after my return? To doom Twilight to look after both our duties and dooming her to work 24/7 as the guardian of the day AND night? Perhaps I should do some testing."

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Rainbow Dash's night:

"AHHHH! TOMBOYS! TOMBOYS EVERYWHERE!" Rarity screamed snapping from her sleep.
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Trixie's night:

Cheerilee droned,"Must serve Trixie...must embrace true self of wearing cheerleader costume. I obey."
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Applejack's night:

AJ tilted her head, "What here's this 'red string of fate' thingie? Is this part of the job? Oh Ah'm sure tinkerin' with it with cause no harm or she'd have said somthin'.

Big Mac declared, "Sugar Belle, even though I've never met you, never seen you face to face, never spoken to you, and we have nothing in common, I know we're meant to be!"

Marble Pie at her home tilted her head. "Why do I feel like part of my soul has been stolen?"

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Rarity's night:

"I NEVER WANT TO SEE ANOTHER DRESS AS LONG AS I LIVE!" Scootaloo shouted, shuddering in her cloud bedroom where she'd moved in with Rainbow Dash to look after her. And maybe needed to charge the sheets.

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Pinkie PIe's Night:

"... What do ya mean nobody got any sleep last night? ... They were just sleep partying... So they're all exhausted, so what? Some sugar will take care of that right?"

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Fluttershy's Night:

Starlight growled. "If I have one more dream of flocking in nature in perfect harmony with the animal as the predators and prey all munch on vegetables, I'll beating the stupid out of her head with the nearest book on zoology!"

Discord teleported in, "Now now, are you sure you want to-"

"DO YOU WANT TO BE A LAWN ORNAMENT?"

"... I'll teleport away now madam."

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Twilight's Night:

Princess Luna panted. "Alright... I finally got out the last pony out of the ... dream within a dream within a dream... within a dream... within a dream... from all of Twilight's 'learn while you sleep lectures' that kept putting ponies to sleep, IN THEIR SLEEP!"

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"Celly... I can safely conclude... YOU'RE NUTS FOR WANTING US TO RETIRE!"

~Fin

BONUS SCENE BY ITSFROMPEOPLE

Trixie wakes up sweating.

"Oh, it is finally over. If I hear one more lecture about the value of humility, then I'll..."

Trixie notices Twilight right next to her with a kind smile and a book about humility.

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Trixie woke up again.

Request,
"How about 'Rarity and Cadance write their guide to romance in RPGs using some fantasies they got from their friends, and said friends are a little annoyed.'?"

"For the last time, you can't sue when there isn't flagrant disregard for the truth, nor slander. These are FICTIONAL CHARACTERS that we simply took inspiration from our lives, if you girls have more to say, speak to my lawyer!" Rarity said.

"Hey!" Spike waved wearing a business suit.

"TRAITOR!" Twilight hissed.

"Sorry 'mom', Rarity trumps you this time."

"If you were gonna turn me into an RPG, why wouldn't it be a as a tribute to Daring Do?!" Rainbow hissed.

"There are game masters who need help with doing convincing relationships in their adventures... " Cadence said. "... That's why you ordered a copy isn't that right Twilight?"

Twilight blushed as red as a beet.

"'How to meet hot aliens in other universes?'"

"DASH! Don't read that chapter!"

"I don't get what the big deal is, and the check Rarity buys a lot of party supplies," Pinkie Pie said.

"What about poor Fluttershy?! Your best friend! You've humiliated here!" Twilight said.

"... Actually I put a hex on the books so no pony can put two and two together on it being about Fluttershy," Discord said popping in.

"WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THAT WITH THE REST OF THE BOOK?!" Rainbow demanded.

"None of you asked," Discord said shrugging.

"You can either put the hex on the book, or you can go back to the statue garden," Twilight growled.

"You'd never do that to a friend! And bullying somepony into doing something for you? That's completely out of character for you!"

"Besides, I won't help Twilight," Rarity said.

"Uh, Discord, could you, please?" Fluttershy whispered.

"There! Done! Now no pony who isn't a close loved one will be able to tell the books about expies of you. Now good day!" Discord teleported away.

"Uh, sweetie, is there somepony you want to introduce us to?" Nightlight asked daintily stepping into the room.

Twilight stuck her head in a couch pillow and screamed.

~Fin