Fruits of love
Chapter 7: 7.- Extra bits part 2
Previous Chapter Next ChapterAs Celestia finished her preparations for the night she turned to her little sister, Luna was sprawled over a bean bag chair on the living room of the house playing video games, half naked. "Sister, are you sure you don't want to come with me?".
"Nah, you know well that I don't really like to go to those kind of things, but have fun for both of us". Answered the younger sister without letting go of the control or even turning while addressing her older sister.
(Sigh) " Very well, if you change your mind please call me, ok?".
"Will do Tia, now go and enjoy the night". After letting another sigh Celestia left, as soon as Luna heard the car driving away she dropped the control to the floor and then realized an annoyed growl. She was bored, but she wouldn't admitted in from of her sister, ever.
"What nutjock does a sequel of a sequel of a boring game?". Luna said pulling out the disc that was titled FF13 out of her gaming console and unceremoniously throw it over her shoulder, a smile came to her face when the disc hit the floor hard and cracked, then remembering how much she payed for it her smile despaired.
Looking through her other games she found none that called her attention, so with gaming out of the option she went to the kitchen, maybe something to eat could take some boredom away.
After moving some of the items away inside the fridge Luna found the forbidden fruit or cake in this case " Jackpot!". A slice of chiffon cake that Celestia had been saving, Luna took the cake out and placed in a plate but when she unwrapped the delicious looking pantry a little note fell from the wrap. "Property of Celestia, don't touch, meh". After reading the note she throw it inside the trash bin, Luna took the cake back to the living room and jumped down over the bean bag chair, after a few minutes of guilty enjoyment she finished the cake and was once again facing boredom.
She thought that maybe if she slept for a bit she would wake when Celestia was back, so she did, and she dreamed, dreams of her winning a beauty contest over her sister and all women in the world, of dazzling everyone in the beach with her awesome surfing skills while wearing the hottest bikini, dreamed of ruling over the world with an iron fist and having her personal harem from which to pick her dates. So many dreams, when she woke up she felt refreshed and tired free, surely a lot of time happened alre- " oh fuck no!, it just been 23 minutes?, no no no NO!". If there was something Luna hated most in the world that was been bored.
She couldn't hold on to her sanity until her sister was back, and even then she would notice right away that Luna was bored, Luna had the bad habit of showing when she was needy to a extreme and would give Celestia burning material against her, the last thing she needed was Tia having that.
Then, as if the gods had heard her plea her cellphone vibrated, she forgot that she had it in her mini shorts's pocket, desperate, she pulled the little communication device out and opened. She could read something, she could watch videos, she could play a mobile game or ... She could troll somebody. An evil grin appeared in her face.
Going through her list of contacts she found many victi- friends, yes friends, she would start simple then going up.
First Rainbow Dash. Yes, she would be a good start, the girl was an excellent athlete but she was a slacker in anything else, she needed school spirit and Luna will give it to her. She dialed.
"Yellow"
"Hi Miss Dash, how are you?".
"Vice-principal Luna?, hmmm fine? I guess?"
"Good to heard, Listen carefully Rainbow, we have been challenge to a little competition by Crystal Prep and I was wondering if we could count on you to win".
"What?, what are those snubby Prep kids thinking, didn't have enough ass kicking last time?"
"I guess not, now listen this challenge will prove with no doubt CHS superiority, but only if we win, so I ask you Rainbow, are you ready to show everyone in both schools that no one can beat you?"
"Heck yeah, bring the fire VP I will do it even with my eyes closed".
"Excellent!, now this is the deal, tomorrow during lunch time, you are going to perform the school cheering routine in front of everyone while wearing the cheerleader uniform".
"WHAT?".
"Yes , I know it's a little random but the honor of the school and your awesomeness it's in play here".
"But but I... The cheerleader uniform... In front of everyone?".
"Oh I see, that's ok Ranbow, if you are scared then I can tell Miss Lulamoon to do-".
"Nooo, I... I'll do it, I won't lose, but ... can I wear something else?".
"Sorry Rainbow, the challenge is strict with what you have to wear".
"I see, ok, I guess".
"That's the spirit champ, oh don't forget to smile the whole time, ok?, bye then and good luck".
As soon as Luna finished she erupted in laughter, the soccer girl was stubborn but pride was always her downfall. That was good, but now to the next victim. She dialed again.
"He-hello?"
"Hello Fluttershy, it Vice-principal Luna how are you today?"
"Oh hmm, fine Miss Luna how are you?, hmm it's something wrong?".
"Everything fine, thank you, well actually, I had found a few notes that worries me a little about your performance during our last physical evaluation".
"Oh my, that... That sounds bad, am I... am I in trouble?".
"Maybe Miss Shy, maybe but there's a way to fix this and it's really simple".
"Is it?, I can try, I know it important I don't want to fall behind everyone else".
"Good, I can feel your determination, ok Fluttershy, you need to perform a total of 20 push ups, see? Simple".
"Pu-pu-push ups?".
"Yes, right know".
"Bu-but, I mean, now now?".
"Yes Fluttershy, now, just put your phone in speaker and let me heard while you do the push ups".
"I... I..., ok I'll try".
"There's no try Fluttershy, let me know when ready".
"(Gulp) ok, ugh, ok, re-ready".
"Begin".
"One... One... O-one... Oneuhgg, (pant)".
"Fluttershy?, are you counting them one by one?"
"N-no Miss, I'm still trying to finish the first one".
"..."
"You know what? Why don't you continue alone and just call me when you have 20, would that be better?"
"O-okey, one... one... on-".
Luna end up the call before the girl could even finish that try. Then went for the next target. "Oh, this is a good one". She dialed again.
"Hello Vice-principal Luna, what can I do for you?".
"Hello Twilight, just the student I needed, we're going to need someone that can teach an important theme to the middle schoolers this week and I thought who better that my sister's assistant".
"Really? I'll be honored, I can give it my 121 %".
"Glad to hear that, ok you have until Wednesday to prepare everything you need and present a pre-presentation to the Principal, so are tou up to this important task?".
"Yesss, I won't fail you or the Principal".
"Good, now your subject will be... The meaning of life".
"..."
"Excuse me?".
"The theme is... The meaning of life".
"But... How... What... The meaning?"
"Of life yes I'm sure you can do a good job".
"But... Can I? Can I have something more specific?".
"Just check out any theory that you have heard of and do your own conclusions on it, easy".
"Yeah, ha ha ease ha ha, could you (gulp) perhaps point me to a book of reference? Ha ha".
"Maybe, ask your parents if they have a book call 'the bible' somewhere, that should help you, ok?, now good luck and Godspeed".
"Ha ha yes( eye twitch) ha ha)".
Luna hung up and boosted in laughter again, poor girl was an quick thinker and smart in almost all subjects, maybe only surpassed by a few like Big Mac in maths or Maud in anything rock related but put something that revolved around non absolutes and the girl broke faster that Pinkie pie could break a smile.
And speaking of those two, they were next in the menu. She called her favorite pupil first, but unfortunately his cellphone was off. Luna growled, there was no way that big log was escaping her hit list." Where can he be at this time?". Then she realized so she called the next number.
"Miss Luna! (Eeep), this isn't a good time, we (eeep) I am in the middle of something (moan)!".
"Sorry to interrupt your... Entertainment, but if you happen to see Macintosh just let him know that Applejack was going to see you".
"What?! When?".
"Don't know but she should be knocking at your door soon, ok pass the message please and ..."
Luna didn't finish when she heard a scream of pain from a male, the she could hear Sunset worried questions, something about a zipper and something been caught on it. She didn't care much and ended the call.
She inspected more contacts and found the next three. Dialing again she begun.
"Hi Miss Rarity, do you have a moment please?".
"Vice-principal, of course Ma'am if I may be of assistance".
"Thanks dear, I would like you to take measurements from one of our students so we can make her a new school sweater".
"Oh, I'll be glad to, you came to the right person, who is this student that i need to measure?".
"Why your friend Pinkie Pie dear, please take the right measurements, we cannot afford to waste any resources in unprofessional mistakes".
"Ha ha of course (gulp). Don't worry I'll... do my best".
"That's what I expected dear, good luck".
Luna ended the call. " poor Rarity ha ha, ok now her partner". She called again.
"Yaa?"
"Hello Miss Finish, the school require your services".
" As long as I Photo Finish haf my camera I should not fail".
"Marvelous, there was a little accident and we need a new yearbook picture of Pinkie Pie, you remember the way that picture needs to be, right?".
"Yaa, but zis is a dizasterl, lazt zime it took all of za magiks to capzure ze pink blur".
"I know Miss Finish but don't worry, you'll have Miss Rarity helping you, I'm sure that between the two of you will be able to accomplish your goals".
"Yaa, iz will be done, now, I go".
And with that she ended the call, Luna was having a blast but now she needed to finish the triple threat.
"Hello Pinkie, how are you?".
"Hiiii Miss Lulu, can I call you Lulu?"
"No, anyway there's something I need for my dear sister and who better to help me that you".
"Really?, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh I'm so excited, tell me what to do, tell me tell me TELL ME".
"Calm down! Ugh, ok I need you to make me a cake of Chocolate and Coffe for Celestia and Mint sprinkles with honey syrups".
"Uuuuuh that sounds... Awfully sweet, even for me that's a looooot of sugar, I don't know if I'm allowed to do it without my sister or Mr Cake permission".
"Oh, I see Pinkie, sorry, I thought that I could give my dear sister a cake filled with love and sweetness so great that she would cry tears of joy".
" (sniff) Say no more Miss Luna (sniff), I totally get you, and I'll do it. I'll bake the sweetest most awesome cake that your sister have never tasted".
"You are an angel Pinkie, now just make sure that both flavor mix well, so taste it as many times as you need until you get it right, ok?".
"Sure, just one tiny whiny question first".
"Sure Pinkie, what is it?".
"This isn't a prank to get me sugar high and have some of my friends trying to catch me as part of an over elaborated scheme invented by you to compensate for been bored and lonely even though your sister insisted that you could go with her, right?".
"Nope, not it all, no".
"... Okey dokey luckey, I'll start right now, see ya tomorrow". She hung up.
"That was... Odd... meh".
Having created enough chaos for a good laugh Luna felt satisfied. Yes, she had make the world a better place by giving the middle finger to boredom. Just then, the door swung open and Celestia did enter the house, confused Luna checked the time and to her surprise a good 3 hrs have pass.
Celestia saw her sister where she left her and smiled." Well well, nothing burning, no cops outside, nothing broken... Scratch that, I can see that this ( Celestia picked up the broken disc) didn't pass your expectations, but otherwise, it look like you behaved this time".
" Come on Tia, is not like I need a babysitter or something". Luna said annoyed.
"That's good because Granny Smith had enough with little Apple Bloom".
" If your gonna be this obnoxious then I going to sleep, see you tomorrow sis". Luna stood up, then snapping her bones she moved to her room and went to sleep expecting a very hilarious day tomorrow.
CHS ENTRANCE, THE NEXT DAY.
Luna walked with a spring in her steps, the morning started pretty good for her and it looked like it only could get better.
As soon as the first bell ringed Luna saw the results of her prank coming. Rainbow Dash was the first on sight, again she tried to change the rules of the challenge to avoid wearing the cheerleader uniform but under the possibility of the other students hearing of her she relented and continued on with the original plan.
Then came Rarity and Photo Finish plus her friends, they tried to trap Pinkie before the pink girl could even set a foot inside school but as planned she was too sugar high to be stopped.
Next came Fluttershy, the pink headed girl had her arms wrapped, she apologised for only managed 12 push ups in the whole night, she meekly promised to get better and Luna repay her with a good luck and a slap on the back that nearly dropped the girl to the floor.
Next came Twilight, she had dark bags under her eyes and a creepy smile that border at psycho. The poor girl forgot to comb her hair and she had a lot of book in her backpack.
Luna expected to see Sunset but the bacon haired girl was nowhere to be seen. Luna enjoyed the rest of the morning and part of the afternoon watching the victims of her prank struggle during their school activities, then lunch came and the show that Rainbow Dash displayed for everyone was a blast. Luna almost felt bad for the soccer girl, almost.
After the 7th class Luna did her way to her office when she found the door to her sister's office open, Luna peck inside and saw Celestia holding her head while mumbling." Hey sis, are you ok?".
" Hey Lulu,(sigh) no, I'm not ok, I got a lot of problems with some students but there one in particular that is causing me a real pain in the rear".
"That big?". Luna throw a joke at her sister's big butt.
"No jokes Luna, this person committed several problems and it requires strict punishment but I don't feel like it".
Typical Tia, Luna thought, her sister was a big softy when it came to discipline. "How about I deal with the troublemaker for you, that'll give you sometime to rest".
Celestia's eyes shined after hearing that. " Really?, would you?".
"Of course sis, you know that there isn't anyone better that me to show someone the errors of it way". Luna said proudly.
"Thanks sister, I would really appreciated if you do?".
"Say no more then, where is this little rascal?".Luna asked already planning what kind of torture she was going to use at say student.
"You will find her in classroom 109, I would let the staff know that you shouldn't be interrupted so things can be done smoothly".
"Perfect, don't worry sis, justice will be served". With that Luna left to find her knew play thing".
"Have fun!". Celestia told her sister, when she was out of ears reach she called her accomplices. " She's on her way, and don't worry, you would be interrupted even if she screams". She hung up and rested more in her chair with a sad smile in her lips. "Sorry Lulu, you have that coming".
Before reaching her destiny, Luna took a detour to grab an old friend of her, her old wooden pallet Red Mark. The pallet was given to her by the former Math teacher that she replaced before been promoted to Vice-Principal, she told her that the pallet was a legend that most problem children dreaded, been hit by the wooden plank was so shocking for the students that they swear that a red mark appeared and never banished hence the name.
Eventually Luna reached classroom 109 and not stopping she bursted inside slamming the door hard. "Alright, you little troublemaker, I'll be your warden for the time being so you... better... start... crying?". Luna saw with confusion the faces that stared back at her. All of them with the same angry expression expect for one of them that belonged to the stoic Maud Pie, but she could feel the bad mood she was in still. Applejack, Rarity, Photo finish and her friends, Rainbow Dash and nurse Redheart.
"Can I(gulp) Can I help you?". Luna asked now while her instincts were screaming at ger to run.
"How about you start explaining why was my sister sugar high today?" Maud asked clearly angry by her sister condition.
"Yeah!, and what you did to me, not cool VP, not cool".
Luna could see where was this going, she moved closer to the door but Applejack got in the way. " Yur little prank also got Fluttershy and Twilight out of commission for the whole day, got anything to say uh?".
"You know how hart wez to catch ze pink blur? Uh?". Photo Finish also was angry and blocking ber right flank along Rarity.
Luna's eyes were desperately trying to find a escape route or a something that she could use as a shield but to no vail, she crossed eyes with Redheart but she broke any hope of support on her part after what she said. "I'm only here to treat your injuries after they are done with you".
Luna used Red Mark as a wepon and pointed it at her closest enemy but she knew she couldn't contain all of them, as a signal finally someone yelled. "GET HER!". And so it begun, Luna's punishment.
A COUPLE OF HOURS LATER.
Somehow Luna managed to escape the classroom, she had to sacrifice Red Mark to escape but it was necessary. She limped the way to her office, she was close when she noticed her sister there arms crossed under her chest and an neutral look.
For a moment there Luna thought that her sister would hold her up until the mob caught with her, but Celestia didn't move.
Luna stepped aside an continued her way to her office where she would be safe." I hope you learned your lesson Luna".
Luna thought about many comments but found not one that would really sound smart right now, her pranks were fun but she knew when she had to suck it up and face the consequences.
"You and me both sister". The tanned Vice-principal said to her boss/sister.
Luna entered her office and dropped on her chair not even bothering to turn the light on, she let her body rest from the beating she received, Applejack and Maud were particularly brutal to say the list. Suddenly, a clicking noise got her body tense again,she turned her attention to the door where she just entered, the darkness making difficult to identify her new threat, however she didn't hide for long. " You thought that you could get away so easily".
The familiar voice was accompanied by a pair of cyan eyes that Luna knew too well. " Sunset?".
The girl stepped closer and indeed Sunset Shimmer was present right in front of her. If Twilight Sparkle's smile had been creepy and off putting Sunset's was wild and murderous, far more scary that when she turned into a she-demon.
"Do you remember rule number 5 of the sister's code?".
"The what?"
Sunset chuckled "Rule number five of the sister's code, you told us when we did that sleepover in Rarity's place".
Luna tried to remember what she was talking about and it hit her. " You mean..."
"Yes!, no sister should ever interfere between another sister and her Dick".
Luna tried to comprehend what she mean, then she did, the call, the screams and something getting caught up by the zipper. " Oh, shit, don't tell me?"
"Yes!, thanks to you Mac is... Injured and he can't help me with you know what!".
Luna cursed internally, ok this was officially fuck'd up. Sunset pulled something from behind and Luna saw now where Red Mark ended, in the hands of her executioner, resigning herself to her fate Luna's last thought before everything exploded in pain was that next time she would mask her voice or call with another cellphone. Life was a crazy ride sometimes.
Next Chapter: 8.- Too many questions. Estimated time remaining: 22 Hours, 18 MinutesAuthor's Notes:
Hope someone like this chapter, like I said last time in part one I am worse at comedy that sex stories but i tried. Anyway sorry this one is shorter but i need time to advance the main plot without the pressure of the holidays. Have a good one. ✌