The Foundation of Memory's Past
Chapter 30: Chapter 30: A Reasonably Normal Day. [Edited]
Previous Chapter Next ChapterWhen I woke, I felt as though I was more refreshed, less stressed, and warm, tingly sensation through my chest. I had made up with Luna, even though we didn't actually fight, and gotten the fact that I could let her join, even though I wasn't sure about the whole thing. Maybe another look into this planet's culture would help me more.
Looking over at Luna's sleeping form I smiled as she was tucked into my chest and was snoring lightly. I didn't want to wake her, and decided to lay there for a few more minutes. She didn't seem to be a morning person, so I let her rest in my arms, holding her closely. How she went from big spoon to little, I did not know, nor did I mind.
I closed my eyes, and rested them until I felt her wake up, holding her closely as I felt her steady, almost gentle breathing. I wouldn't mind waiting for her, and I closed my eyes, giving her a small kiss on her forehead at the base of her horn. I can wait for her to wake on her own. This was nice.
Two Hours Later.
Okay, maybe I should wake her up. I lost feeling in my right arm five minutes ago, and it's static sensations are beginning to burn.
I nudged her gently, hoping to get her to wake up slowly to avoid that sudden jolt of being late. She fought it at first, and buried her head into my chest fluff, her horn scraping my collarbone slightly from it's length.
"Luna, it's time to wake up. Come on, let's go honey." I whispered into her ear, which just folded back.
I frowned, and realized something, before smiling devilishly.
"Luna, it's time to wake up. You have Day Court with me." I said, throwing my voice to the door and changing it to match Celestia's.
She flinched, and hopped out of the bed, looking for Celestia. I laughed as she looked around frantically, and not finding her sister in the room. She looked cute with her hair all messy like that.
"What is so humorous, Dear Franz?" She asked, getting a bit annoyed.
"I just pulled a prank on you." I replied, slowing my laugh to a light chuckle.
"Well, it wasn't very funny us..,. me." She said, getting a little grumpy. I just opened my hooves and invited her for a hug. She closed in and we gave a simple embrace. Climbing out of bed, I made my way to the bathroom, when I realized something.
It was the morning.
Calling my armor, they shot over to me, and latched on, starting to cover my body. I did this as to not show her my dong, and made it partially cover it, hiding it against my stomach. All in all, it felt pretty weird, because it was rubbing every time I moved, and making the situation worse. GO AWAY MORNING WOOD!
"Dear Franz? Why did thou call over your armor?" Luna asked, coming over from the opposite side of the bed. Hopefully, she wouldn't see it, and I could make it to the bathroom, where I could flex my limbs and make it go away.
"Don't worry, this just happens sometimes." I said, moving over to the bathroom in a quick mannered pace.
"Ah, I see." She said, balancing a small pillow on her face. I laughed and closed the bathroom door behind me, deactivating the armor and looking at my junk. I frowned at it's strange shape, and proceeded to stretch my limbs to make it go away.
After about a minute or so, it finally receded back and I did my usual morning routine. Quickly, since I wasn't entirely sure what today had in store for me.
Once finished, I sniffed myself, and holy shit did I smell. I didn't think that the smell was that potent, and it must've been the pheromones also at work. So I decided to take a quick shower.
Stepping inside, I used my magic and turned the knob for the water. It sprinkled down and began soaking me with it's refreshing water.
I then yelped, as the water was way too cold for me to handle, and curled up into the area where it wasn't turned to. I stood there for a few seconds, before I tested the water with a hoof. It was getting warmer, and I took a risk and stepped in.
It was still a bit cold, but it was bearable enough now. I made quick work of cleaning myself with a puff ball I had made. No idea what they're called, but man do they work against grime.
Once I finished, I turned up the heat and let myself soak in the bathroom, really getting the stress out of my back and muscles. I had the stray thought to go whack off later today, should I get the chance. Perhaps it was the teenage me that wanted to do the solo sex mode, and I pushed it down. There is a time and place for everything.
Instead of wasting my time thinking about temporary clarity, maybe I should have lot's of mental clarity! Yes! What does that involve?
Dopamine and Serotonin. Plenty that could last me the day. And how do I get it without supplements or drugs?
Masturbation.
I let out a sigh as I was drawing blanks as to what I was going to do for the day, and so far, had nothing planned. It was a free day, to my knowledge.
I could always take one of the suits of armor to the R&D wing, and let some of the guards test it, but I also wanted to spar a bit with Luna again. I think I was getting rusty with my fighting skills, even though most of them came from either anime, fighting movies, or stick figure fights. And since I had the power of Imagination, I could program myself to fight like the pro's. Hell yeah!
I turned off the water, and shook off all off from inside the bathtub, catching all of the water with the glass panes. Stepping out, I got a towel and dried the rest off. I made sure to use a long lasting soap as to not smell like a walking death machine. I also slapped on some deodorant, even though I haven't really sweated a lot lately. But who knows, something might happens and I wanna be prepared.
After everything was taken care of, I went back to my bedroom and noticed that Luna wasn't here anymore. I was a bit saddened, but let go eventually and started my own day.
With my armor intact, I opened the door and nodded to my morning shift guards, who did the same. I got around a meter or so before I heard something crash in my room. Turning around, I saw that my guards looked alarmed, and drew their weapons, before going inside.
"Wait a second." I said, going over to them.
When I reached the doorway, I didn't see anything out of order. I then realized what it had been, and sighed.
"Guards, can you exit the room please?" I asked.
"Your Highness, there is an intruder! Are you sure?" One of them asked, sounding male.
"Yes, I'm sure of it." I answered.
They gave me a salute, before leaving reluctantly. Once I was sure that they were gone, I pulled up my visor and manually deactivated the armor I had slung up to the ceiling. And sure enough, there it was on the ground, all strewn up in a messy pile.
Letting out a sigh, I got some steel cable and tied them to the ceiling via magic. It was kind of a bad idea to use webbing, since it eventually wore down within a day or so.
Once I was done, I reactivated the invisibility and left, closing the door behind me. I noticed that the guards were there still, waiting for me.
"Your Highness, where is the intruder?" Asked the guy.
"Well, it wasn't a intruder, it was just one of my armor sets I made falling onto the floor." I said, smiling lightly. They just nodded and went back to their standing at my door. Turning back around, I made my way to the kitchen, where I would try and have a normal breakfast with both Luna and Celestia.
I made it there, and opened the door, when I saw a face I hadn't seen in a while.
"But auntie Celestia! Surely you can get rid of that horrible stallion that calls himself a 'warrior', and let me take his belongings and move them to another part of the castle?" Asked Blueblood, whining to Celestia. I think he was referring to me.
"No, I don't think I will have him transferred to a different part of the castle, and even if I did, where would I put him? He is not harming anypony." Celestia said, a gentle smile on her face. I saw past that, and knew she was annoyed. She had her public appearance mask on.
"But I don't feel safe passing by his room at all! I feel as though he isn't who he says he is. He's most definitely lying to you."
I took little offence to that, since I didn't really value his opinion at all because he was being a prick. I wonder if maybe I can subtly torture him. Hehe, psychological warfare might be fun.
"I'm sure that is just the wind passing through his hallway. Even he feels it as well on occasion." Celestia said, turning away from his gaze and back to her newspaper.
"Surely you can't avoid all of the weapons he creates, along with those outright dangerous suits of armor he makes! Why, when we first met, the cursed thing locked up on me when he let me try it on!" He said, trying to play the victim. Well, looks like it's time to put this guy in his place.
"Hey, I didn't even let you borrow any suit of mine. You broke into my room and stole my armor that I worked hard on to make!" I said, opening the door more so I could enter. Blueblood only huffed.
"See? He even eavesdrops on everypony as well." He said, turning his head up.
"It's not eavesdropping if I can hear you through the door halfway across the hall. Why don't you like me?!" I said, trying to see if I could at least try to bring him back from the hole he is in.
"Well, for starters, there's the fact that you are completely disrespectful to your fellow Royal Family, you create obscene weapons and armor, and you are in a brainwashed, one-sided relationship with Princess Luna."
"One-sided?! I'll have you know that I care for Luna as much as she does for me! I only make the armor to protect my friends and family, and both Celestia and Luna have earned my respect, which you have done little to do! In fact, you seem to revel in tarnishing your standing with me!"
"Boys."
"Is that what you think? I'll have you know that I've known auntie Celestia for my entire life! Where were you the whole time I was there?"
"Protecting this reality from malicious gods and demons alike! Oh, would you like me to not do that and let whoever rule the land?"
"Boys..."
"I would very much like to see what kind of 'demons and gods' you've been defending us from! Oh wait, you can't!"
"Bitch, you don't know what I'm capable of doing! What, do you want me to bring the head of a demon lord just to satisfy your impossible standards!" I yelled back.
"Are you going to hear me? Or..."
"Sure, prove me wrong! I would very much like to see one of your 'Slain' monsters!"
"Fine!" I shouted, lighting up my horn and levitating a chair in the back for the illusion of magic.
I created a cage and threw in a Nomu from My Hero Academia, and let it take notice of it's surroundings, before triggering it's rage mode. It screeched as it began pounding the bars, trying to get to Blueblood, as he stood there, utterly terrified.
"You see? This is what I have to deal with with while you call me a liar! How would you take one of these things down if you faced one in the depths of Tartarus? Hmm?" I asked as Celestia looked surprised and Blueblood mortified.
"You don't. Only Alicorns like me, Celestia, and Luna are capable of taking one of these things down." I said, making the Nomu disappear in a flash of light.
"Now go run along and be ignorant to the world around you, Blueblood." I said, walking up to my chair and taking a seat. I was pretty sour about him being a prick, no, a little bitch.
He went, avoiding the spot where the Nomu was at, and left the room in a hurry. I huffed and crossed my arms.
I glanced at Celestia, who had a disapproving look in her eye. I sighed and relaxed my form, letting myself splay across the table.
"Why can't he just shut up for once." I muttered, my chin resting on the table.
"While I don't approve of your methods, I'm fairly certain that he won't be bothering you for a few weeks, at least."
"Hmmph." I grunted.
"But where did you summon such a creature? I've never seen anything like it before." She asked, looking at me with interest.
"It's called a Nomu. Essentially, they're the experimented humans that have multiple abilities forced into them against their will. Usually, they have a criminal background, and are prone to violence. However, they are extremely obedient and docile when inactive." I explained. this only confused her more.
"I thought that the humans from your world didn't have any abilities, and were completely magic-less." She said.
"We were, until we started evolving and gained abilities called quirks. Oh, and I forgot to mention, it's from a show call Boku No Hero Academia. Essentially a show meant for entertainment, not Earth itself"
"Like your species are to us?"
"Correct." I said, stopping for a moment. Maybe I should look into this show about humans they keep referencing.
"Interesting. Are there any more shows like that I should be aware of?" She asked. I shook my head no, before expanding a but more on it.
"Nah, I don't think so. I usually only create things from what I've seen and can imagine. It's a big Multiverse, and I'm glad I landed here." I said, thinking back to my memory on how I knew this place. It seemed off, and I wanted to look further into it.
"That is quite relieving. Do you have any more monsters I should know about?" She asked.
'Well, there's the tailed beast's from Naruto, aliens and zombies from Halo, all of the SCP's from my world, monsters from BNHA, the Xenomorphs and Predators from ALIEN, and a lot more that don't believe is a good idea to think of at the moment.'
"Nope, I believe that is all." I said.
I definitely was going to get myself killed, I just knew it.
I decided to get a bowl of cereal, and some banana slices thrown in, along with a load of sugar. I didn't know whether of not they had any children cereals, since they were usually the best one's that were made.
They, of course, went above and beyond with the darn thing, and got me a large bowl of over-sugared cereal with banana and raspberries, with a bit of brown sugar and a single blueberry placed in the center of it all.
I held back the amount of annoyance I had for them making this with way too much effort, and just ate it. No matter how good this was, it wasn't fair that they did this.
"See you later Celestia." I said, once I finished the entire thing. I didn't know why, but I felt as though we weren't very communicative.
"See you later, Franz." She said with a smirk. I nodded and left the room, with my stomach unnecessarily full and I felt slightly bloated from it. I should cut back on the food lest I gain unhealthy weight. Oh damn, now I'm starting to think like Luna too!
Speaking of Luna, I should go and visit her room. I don't think I've ever been there before, so a look into her personal space with her permission might let me pick up on things she likes.
Making my desicion, I began to make my way over there, and passed by most of the staff, who said either hello or good morning. But I'm pretty sure that they had to say that, or it was built into them from peer pressure. I said my greeting as well, and continued on my way to Luna's room.
When I got there, I saw that there were no guards present. Maybe they were on break or something. I was about to knock on the door, when I was stopped.
"Dear Franz, what art thou doing?" She asked, coming from behind me.
"Oh, I didn't see you there." I said, lowering my hoof from the striking I was about to give it.
"I just wanted to see if you were busy. I think that I should spend some time with my girl, no?" I said, winking at her. She smiled, and came closer to me, pulling me in for a hug.
I returned it and we embraced. She was slightly less taller than me, I noticed. Believe me, she was still bigger by a good half inch or so, but it could also be from the fact that I was absolutely horrid with measurements.
"We appreciate that thou wishes to spend time with us, but surely thou could find something else to do? We are practically buried under a mountain of paperwork, and we simply do not have the time for us at this moment." She said, a tired look in her eyes. Or was she more fed up? Maybe both.
"Ah, Okay. Then what were you doing here?" I asked her. She sighed and opened the door, where there was a desk with at least five tall stacks of paperwork.
"We came to retrieve the remaining work we had. We art sincerely sorry, Dear Franz, but I am far too busy to even think about us at the moment. Surely tonight we can make up for it and thou can show us how to use Samus in Smash?" She asked. I nodded, and gave her a quick peck on the cheek.
"Yeah, no problem. See you then?" I asked her. She nodded, and disappeared into the room, her magic igniting as she began collecting the paperwork. I figured I could always hang out at the R&D wing, but decided not to, as to let them work. Besides, I could always donate some stuff to them for the low cost of nothing. Wait, did I get paid? Probably not.
An idea popped up, and I began my short trek to the Throne Room. If my timing was correct, I could always pull a sneaky one on Celestia. A little revenge for her blasting me with that spell hers, and forcing Luna under that 'Baby Spell'. I shivered at the thought, and banished that it from my mind for now.
Once I was at the Throne Room, the guards opened the room and gave me access inside, where Celestia was at right now, talking to a Noble. She didn't seem to notice me, so I started climbing the walls and headed over above her. I grinned as I was slowly making my way above her, where I would drop and give her a good scare. I also imagined myself to be invisible to any form of detection, magical and technological.
I was above her and was about to jump off, but decided not to, and let her finish what she was talking about, and put on headphones and stayed quiet.
After a few minutes, the Noble looked annoyed, but respectful, before bowing and leaving. Taking off the headphones, I stuck some webbing to the ceiling and slowly made my way down to her, similar to how Spider man does, but I made sure to cover my decency, and slowly inched down to her.
I heard her let out a sigh, and lower her head in tiredness.
"At least Franz is having a better time than me." She said, not expecting anyone to hear her.
'Aww, thanks for the worry.' I thought to myself, a smile on my face as she thought of me while I wasn't around her.
"If only he knew how I felt about him, then maybe I wouldn't be too unhappy."
This took me by surprise, and I reeled myself back up, now thinking that this wasn't a good idea anymore. No, I'm going to scare her, I have to!
Creating a speaker, I placed it under her chair, very carefully, searched for a specific song, and pushed play.

Her ears perked, and twitched around, looking for the sounds from the speaker. Once she looked down, I let go and landed on her, knocking her off her chair right when the song started. I turned it all the way up as soon as the engine sounds ended.
She yelped from surprise, and I began laughing as the guards came in and looked around in confusion, not knowing where the music was coming from.
Their looks of confusion made me laugh harder, and my stomach was beginning to ache from how hard I was laughing. The music was still playing, so I swiped at the pad and removed the app from playing anymore music.
I managed to get myself under control, and looked up at Celestia, who had an amused look, but I could tell she was a bit in shock.
"Franz, I didn't know that you capable of pulling pranks." She said, looking at the speaker that I put under her chair.
"It was funny, no?" I asked, the grin not leaving my face.
"We clearly have different types of humor." She said, smirking at me.
"Well tell me a joke. I'm practically dying until I get to tomorrow. I want something to do besides games and science. I'm afraid to say it, but I'm bored." I groaned, sprawling across the floor.
"Fine, I shall tell you a joke-" I perked up at this, and raised my head from the surprisingly clean floor.
"-if you promise to just keep yourself entertained for the rest of the day." She said.
"If it doesn't make me laugh, then I get to tell a joke. And I want the guards to hear it. Deal?" I asked, lifting my hoof off the ground.
She looked at it with genuine thought, and we bumped hooves.
"Deal." She said.
"You go first. I want to see what I'm up against." I said, nodding to her. The most of the guards kept their disinterested looks, but some were watching passively in curiosity.
"Fine. Knock knock." She said. Ooh, it's one of these.
"Who's there." I said, keeping a straight face. I knew what was coming, I just didn't know how.
"The interrupting cow."
"The interru-"
"Moo!" She said, smirking at me. I heard a few guards chuckle, but most seemed a bit bothered by it.
"That's i-"
"Moo!" She cut me off again.
"Okay, it's my tur-"
"Moo!"
I heard a few more guards chuckle, but the rest were just cringing from it.
"You done?" I asked her. She nodded, and I spoke my joke.
"Alright. So you've heard of Murphy's law, right?" I asked her. She nodded, and went along with it.
"Well have you heard of Cole's law?" I asked, keeping a straight face. She seemed lost, and shook her head.
"I don't believe so. What is it?" Here it comes!
"Basically chopped up cabbage, with a variety of other vegetables, and usually drenched in vinegar." I said, a smirk on my face.
I heard some guards laugh at that, while others just chuckled and shook their heads from amusement. It wasn't much better than hers, but I won that.
She frowned, and I smiled.
"Looks like I win. Say, where did you get that joke? Very familiar." I said. Her face lit up, and she smirked deviously.
"Why did the chicken cross the road?" She said.
"Why?" I asked.
"To get to the idiots house." She said.
"Knock knock." I said, smirking.
'You fell for my trap card.'
She had a slightly shocked look, but I had a backup plan in case she somehow got me.
"W-who's there?" She asked, slightly worried.
"The chicken!" I said, loud enough for them to hear. They were silent for a moment, but soon several of them burst into laughter, and I smiled smugly. YES! I STILL GOT IT!
"No u." She said, pulling out a reverse card from her mane.
Flicking up my own card, it gave me the most beautiful sensation next to an orgasm.
Winning.
"No u, times infinity." I said, a small jolt of adrenaline jolting through me. Ugh this felt GOOD!
She looked devastated, before smiling and letting out a short laugh. It was nice to hear, especially since I didn't spend much time with her.
"You truly are something." She admired, acknowledging her defeat. I created some thick sunglasses, and placed them over my eyes.
"You couldn't handle my neutron style." I said, before turning around.
"Later, virgin." I said, taking my leave. I heard them go quiet, before I left the room. Once I was away, I began laughing out of panic, thinking I wasn't able to last that long as 'cool'.
"Holy shit. I turned into a giga chad!" I said, laughing some more. Thankfully, I was alone, since anyone who saw me would think I had mental issues.
I was heading back to my room, when I was blinded by a bright white flash. I flinched, and when I opened them, I saw Celestia there, with a frown.
"You called me a virgin. In front of my guards." She said. I panicked, and my horn shone bright.
"Later, virgin." I said, before flashing out of existence.
When I re-appeared, I was back in my room. I felt nauseous, and felt as though in my panic, I might've left an organ behind. After a few minutes of discomfort, I relaxed on my bed. Thankfully, I still had on that cloaking ability on, so she wouldn't be able to find me easily.
I figured a nap would be appropriate, and closed my eyes. It was almost two, so that means that lunch had already passed. Sighing, I took a power nap.
Five minutes into my rest, I felt a pressure on my stomach. Opening an eye, the other shot open out surprise, as Celestia was above me, straddling my chest.
"Would you like me to show you that I'm not a virgin?" She said, getting a smirk in her face, which was now close to my own.
I screamed, and flashed out of existence again.
When I re-appeared, I saw that I was in the Town Hall in Ponyville, and got even more sick.
"Oh thank g-" I flashed again, surprising anyone who had gotten a glimpse at me.
"-od." I threw up after finishing that sentence. Thankfully, it was on the marble, where I cleaned it up afterwards via imagination.
"Franz, teleportation is to be used only by experienced, and trained Unicorns. An incorrect teleportation may prove highly disorienting." I heard Celestia say.
"Yeah, I noticed." I said weakly, hunching over to try and control the discomfort in my stomach.
"But I'm not a virgin. I lost it over hundreds of years ago, long after you had disappeared." She said smugly, as though proud.
"Okay, that's pretty nasty to hear, and second, technically you still are, because time tends to shut that hole back up. I'm sorry, but I'm not exploring that abandoned cave." I said, not thinking in the slightest.
Once I realized what I had just said, I instantly turned to look at her, and she was clearly looking both mortified, and embarrassed.
"Sorry, I tend to not think when I'm sick." I said, finally starting to feel just a bit better.
"I understand. And I apologize for teleporting on top of you when you were trying to rest." She said. I saw that there was a small plate where she was sitting, and I could not look at it after only recently losing my lunch.
"You should rest now. I'll even sing you to sleep if you would like." She said, smiling lightly.
"What time it it?" I asked. She looked outside for a second.
"Nearly five. About time for dinner." She said. WHAT!
"What! How long have I been gone?" I asked, panicking.
"Only for a few hours. That's why I said using a teleportation spell is for experienced Unicorns."
"Aw hell." I said, climbing into bed. I figured another try at a nap would go better. I tried to not think about my inability to explain why I was gone for a few hours from that teleportation spell. Maybe I time traveled, or put myself into stasis for a brief moment.
"I will see you tomorrow." She said. Nodding, I let out a sigh as teleporting seems takes a lot out of one. No wonder I haven't mastered it, it was a magically exhausting thing to do!
"Yeah, later." I said without giving a second thought. Climbing into the bed, I tossed the covers over me to try and get some sleep. I can skip dinner this once, and for her stunt, I'll just eat her cake she's been hiding in the kitchen. Or hold it hostage.
Waking up, I felt a second presence on the bed, and knowing who it was most likely to be, I turned to Luna. She was sleeping with her horn glowing softly. I think she was here so I could comfort her while she dream walked, given that she is quite vulnerable during her duties.
Turning to a more comfortable position, and went back to sleep some more. I was feeling a dull ache of hunger, but I just imagined some basic nutrients to materialize in there, and went back to my rest.
I shifted uncomfortably as I tried to think away the pain, but only made myself more displeased as I wanted to stop my stomach from hurting. What kind of food stuff did I put in there!
I remembered that equines ate a variety of other things, such as grass, hay, and alfalfa. Even flowers, and thought the worst.
'I hate daisy and hay related foods.' I thought. I felt Luna shift, and start to wake up, but I forced myself to not move and let her eventually fall back into a deep sleep.
I lay there for about a half hour when I felt an uncomfortable pressure around my lower stomach. I just imagined it to go away, and it felt very off putting having my rectum suddenly cleared out via cosmic power. Could I even call it that? I didn't know, as I finally fell back into a comfortable position with Luna, and tried to fall asleep.
'FUCKING HELL DUDE!' I thought, as my body was too restless to go to sleep. I really wanted to go to bed, but I honestly couldn't until I worked off this abundance of energy.
I honestly didn't want to do this, but I had no choice. it was around 2:45 AM, and I was honestly beginning to get worried that I might not get enough sleep. I wanted to sleep, but I couldn't.
'Fuck it.' I thought, and slowly made my way out of bed. I was going to make myself go to sleep, even if I had to stimulate myself until I passed out!
Going to the bathroom, I locked the door and pulled out my IPhone. I went into my downloads and loaded up some porn that I could get off to. While it loaded, I changed into my Human form, and removed my pants, any anything that could get in the way.
After about half an hour of furious whacking, I finally climaxed, and felt myself cool down, and feel genuinely tired. Thank god I don't have boosted stamina, or else I would be here for a whi-
Looking down, I saw that I was getting hard again, and face palmed. I just had to think of it in my head, didn't I.
"Oh well. Back to being a teenager, I guess." I muttered, getting annoyed. This was unbelievable. Here I was, a 1,026 year old male, masturbating while his girlfriend was in the other room. The thought of her wanting to have intercourse with me sounded very correct to do right about now, but I pushed down those instincts until the time was right.
I then stayed in there for an hour, three times in total while I was in there. I was pretty disgusted by myself, but then again, I was also relieved I did this since I wasn't sure how long I would be able to resist Luna's forward attempts. It seemed like she was going too fast, but then again, we did start dating over a thousand years ago, and for the better part of possibly several more after.
Once I composed myself, I stood on shaking legs and turned back into my Pony form. I made sure to clean myself up, and to clean up all of the dong water I shot out and place it into the toilet before flushing it away. I was satisfied for now, and crawled back into bed with Luna, who had yet to realize I was gone.
I let out a sigh, and let fatigue wear me down enough to make me fall back asleep.
I then finally passed out, and felt Luna hugging my side, reassuring me that everything was going to be fine.
Somehow.