Maureen isn't completely happy with her middle aged life, but at least it's hers. She's lived it and, if she wants to, she can decide that it ends soon as the Earth is consumed by the land of Equestria. There's a potion she has that can save her existence by turning her into a pony, but she isn't sure that's the right choice. What would she gain in drinking it? And what would she lose?

A Conversion Bureau inspired story.

WARNING: Contains thoughts of depression and death.

Written as a commission for Griseus. If you hate Conversion Bureau fics... blame them.