Uoy ereht, no eht rehto edis fo eht neercs. Sey uoy, era uoy bmud ro gnihtemos? Nac uoy neve daer siht? Nac uoy neve daer?...Ho I ees, ruoy dnim si ton neve ydaer ot dnatsrednu siht. Eht Nailyh egaugnal si rehtar xelpmoc dna neve retfa gnitrevnoc ym hceeps ot hsilgne uoy llits t'nac dnatsrednu em? Citehtap, Wolla em ot pleh.

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(You there, on the other side of the screen. Yes you, are you dumb or something? Can you even read this? Can you even read?... Oh I see, your mind is not even ready to understand this. The Hylian language is rather complex and even after converting my speech to English you still can't understand me? Pathetic, allow me to help.)

Si taht retteb, nac uoy ta tsael daer taht? Won uoy nac dnatsrednu em nac't uoy?
(Is that better, can you at least read that? Now you can understand me can't you?)

Doog won taht uoy nac yllautca erugif tuo tahw I'm gniyas...erehw did uoy dnif eseht txet? I edam erus ot laes siht eritne erutnevda fo enim nihtiw a dercas ecrof. Rof ti ot tsuj...pop pu, uoy dah ot eb gnipoons. Tahw's taht? Uoy'er gnidaer no emos epyt fo etisbew? I nod't eveileb uoy, I delaes siht eritne ecneirepxe dniheb a niatnuom fo cigam...ho llew neht. I esoppus uoy'er gniog ot daer ti yawyna.
(Good now that you can actually figure out what I'm saying...where did you find these text? I made sure to seal this entire adventure of mine within a sacred force. For it to just...pop up, you had to be snooping. What's that? You're reading on some type of website? I don't believe you, I sealed this entire experience behind a mountain of magic...oh well then. I suppose you're going to read it anyway)

Netsil, I'm ton emos dnik fo rotarran, ron ma I a rettisybab, uoy dessecca eht txet, won uoy tsum daer meht. I'll evig uoy ecivda hguoht...hctaw ruoy wodahs...ylhguoroht.
(Listen, I'm not some kind of narrator, nor am I a babysitter, you accessed the text, now you must read them. I'll give you advice though...watch your shadow...thoroughly. Who am I? Sounds like a hassle you could solve by, I don't know, reading the story.)

Uoy'er ykcul I ydaerla dekcolnu eht tsrif retpahc erofeb dnah, derugif uoy'd teg derob tsuj gnitiaw no taht lautneve etadpu. Nod't ekat ti sa na tca fo ssendnik hguoht, I tsuj tnaw ot ees eht kool no ruoy ecaf nehw uoy ezilaer tahw uoy'ev tog flesruoy otni.
(You're lucky I already unlocked the first chapter before hand, figured you'd get bored just waiting on that eventual update. Don't take it as an act of kindness though, I just want to see the look on your face when you realize what you've got yourself into.)

Dna gnimussa uoy'er ton yletelpmoc niarb daed, siht elttil lobmys ereh snaem eht txen retpahc si dekcol dna I evah tey ot laesnu ti. I'm suoires, trats gniksa em tuoba ti dna I'll part uoy ni eht Thgiliwt.
(And assuming you're not completely brain dead, this little symbol here means the next chapter is unlocked. Remember that well. I'm serious, start asking me about it and I'll trap you in the Twilight.)