"Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!"

"Pupa!" you chuckled as you stopped where you stood in the living room, closing the door behind you as a little Changeling mare on wobbly legs trotted up to you. Crouching down, you picked the bug-filly up, throwing her into the air just to catch her, earning a torrent of giggles from the little creature, so incredibly light you were almost afraid she'd hit the ceiling. "How is my princess doing today?" you asked, bringing her into a tight, yet gentle hug, kissing her on top of her head.

The little filly looked up to you with her impossibly wide green eyes and said "Great, and even better now that you're home! Like... fifteen times better!"

"Fifteen huh? Why not fifty? Daddy not good enough for you?" you asked, tickling the little bug under her forelegs, making her squeak and giggle madly.

"No daddy, stoooop!" she protested, even as she laughed away, barely smacking her hooves down on you.

"Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!" you heard once more, making you let up on Pupa as twenty more little Changelings rushed you, each clambering for your attention. Setting Pupa down, you started to scoop each of the adorable abominations into your arms, hugging as many as you could all at once before moving onto the next batch.

"Ooof! You're all getting so big! Soon you'll be needing to lift me up!" you laughed, making sure to stop and give each of your little lovebugs a kiss on the head. When you had set the last one down though, you suddenly found yourself being lifted into the air, looking around in confusion before you realized what was going on.

"Sorry dear, but that'll always be my job," Chrysalis said as she walked into the room from the kitchen, a playful smile on her face. She was wearing a frilly green apron that really shouldn't have worked on an equine body, but was set so that it would travel between her legs, clinging to her barrel, and somehow did a good job of emphasizing her flanks, a fact you had to bite your tongue about around the little ones.

"Since you're going to lift me anyways, mind doing me and my tired legs a favor and float me over so I can give my beautiful wife a kiss?" you asked her, lifting your brows at her. She rolled her eyes, but the smile on her face grew as you levitated over to the queen, giving her a loving kiss that was far more intimate than what your kids got. "Thanks love," you said gratefully as she gently brought you back to your feet.

"Seriously you two? You're going to spoil Chrysalis' appetite before dinner if you keep that up," Apocrita declared, stepping out from the kitchen as well, wearing a violet version of the apron Chrysalis had on. "And after we slaved over this meal, it'd be such a waste," she harumphed, looking at you in irritation. Snorting, you stepped over and picked Ap up, the Changeling still looking at you with annoyance, but you could see her struggling to keep the frown going.

"You're just jealous that she got a kiss already and you haven't. Let me fix that," you offered, bringing her toward you. To your surprise, she nearly lunged into you, her tongue slipping past your lips to hungrily taste you. Sneaky little thing. The only thing that kept her from tongue fucking your throat was the green aura that pulled her away from you.

"Trying to get one up on me now, are you? I'm going to have to punish you for that," Chrysalis declared, although her words had less menace to them than they usually would for such a statement, and more a seductive lure that drew a smile out of the smaller Changeling mare.

"Hmmm, maybe that's just what I wanted," Ap purred back, licking her lips.

Grinning, you looked back at your kids, their wide eyes, green and purple all, looking up at you and your wives happily. "Alright kids, go get washed up for dinner. I'm going to have to give your mommies their meal first," you instructed them.

The group moved out of the room quickly, giggling as they did so, especially when you heard Pupa whisper "Daddy and mommies are going to fuck." Damn, that little girl had a smart mouth. Probably shouldn't have cursed so much around them, but they were your kids, they were going to learn it anyways, may as well have been from you.

After the children left, you turned back to your wives, only to find that they had positioned themselves now so that Apocrita was standing between Chrysalis' legs, almost looking like she was getting mounted by the larger mare already. Ap was moaning as Chrysalis had her head down at the smaller mare's neck, nibbling at the tender sections and letting her tongue slither over it.

When it became clear that your attention was on them, Chrysalis stopped, just so she could say in a husky voice "Well now dear, you had a meal for us? I'm hoping you brought us a nice, thick piece of meat to gobble up."

Panting, Ap looked at you through half-lidded eyes and said "I know I want to eat till I'm positively stuffed."

"Well thankfully for you two, I always aim to please my lovely ladies," you stated, starting to unzip your pants as they looked on eagerly.

"We're not sure which is worse, these crazy sex dreams of yours or the bad memory one. We really wish you'd just have a simple dream for once, like maybe a 'Back In School' sort of dream," Luna's familiar voice rang out, freezing the images of Chrysalis and Ap before you.

You wanted to drop to your knees at the revelation that this was a dream... so you did. "They're... they're all just a dream?" you muttered, feeling a little cold inside.

Walking out of your kitchen, Luna frowned as she looked at the image of the two Changeling mares practically humping each other in anticipation for your cock, then to you. "They're real, just not this version of them," she stated, shaking her head as she walked toward you.

"Not them... Pupa? The others? My kids are just... a dream?" you asked, knowing the answer already.

Freezing in mid-step, Luna looked at you uncomfortably, gnawing on her lower lip for a moment. "They are... We were not aware you were having such a... mixed dream," she asked, spreading her wings and lifting into the air, her hooves only inches from the ground, but it let her do a quick once around to peer into the adjacent room, presumably to see the children.

"I should have known. This has been such a weird week," you groaned, pushing yourself back to your feet, just so you could walk over to the couch in the room and collapse onto it instead.

"You can tell us all about it, we have some things to discuss it would appear," she stated, flying over to you, her magic lifting you from your sprawled out position to make room for herself.

You immediately fell in Luna's direction, leaning against the alicorn as you gave an exaggerated sigh. "Are you using the royal we only? Or should I be expecting Sunbutt to come out of my kitchen next?" you asked, ready to smother yourself into her starry mane. It was such a comfort, even if it was just a dream.

"We did not bring Celestia this time, but we do have another guest with us this time," Luna stated, her gaze going toward the kitchen. Why was it always the kitchen? Were they getting a bite to eat before saying hello?

Stepping out of the kitchen was... you weren't sure. It was a vaguely pony shaped silhouette that seemed about the same size as Luna. The entity looked over to the scene of Chrysalis dry humping Apocrita, then turned its attention in your direction. "Seriously Anon? You had to have this sort of dream? The fuck am I even doing there?" the entity spoke, its voice telling you instantly who it was.

"Ap!?" you shouted, practically jumping in your seat. "But you're in your cocoon right now, how are you here?... and why are you like that?" you asked, totally flabbergasted by her presence.

Sighing, the Ap-silhouette waltzed over to the couch to sit beside you, saying "As it turns out, my mental state inside the cocoon is apparently something of a semi-permanent dream. As such, I've had a lot of time to speak with Princess Luna here."

"We remembered the name from the last time we visited you and sought to find it. Because of her current predicament, it's actually been easier to speak to her than you," Luna chipped in, gently nudging you with a wing.

"And a lot less maddening, I'm sure," Ap snorted, plopping down on your other side. "Although unfortunately, because my mentality is also developing with my body, apparently my dreamscape self hasn't really settled on a specific form. I'd have been just fine with my old body, but apparently there are some weird rules about this stuff."

Wrapping your arms around both Luna and Ap, you pulled them into a tight hug, clearly surprising Luna and... probably Ap too. Hard to say with her only being a silhouette. "I'm just glad I get to talk to you again, it's been hell without you around. And I thank you for all of this Luna."

Luna accepted it, nuzzling into you a bit as she said "No thanks are necessary. We wanted to inspect this Apocrita you spoke of personally and found that, despite some of her more... aggressive aspects that come by nature to her species, she is actually a very kind mare that cares for you a great deal."

Groaning, Ap leaned back into the couch, saying "Please don't say that, it's just going to go to his head."

"Don't you mean inflate my eg-"

"No, I'm not giving you a chance to talk about your dick some more," Ap quickly cut off, her head turning to you, the impression you were being glared at was apparent. "Hive knows I hear enough about it," she groaned.

"Oh come on, it's been days since you went into that cocoon, surely you must be missing my lovable statements about my penis by now," you teased, poking her on the nose... at least, you think it was the nose. Silhouettes were hard for you to read.

Ap smacked your hand away and replied "Yeah, well, you'd be surprised what I can still hear, despite being in a cocoon."

"... how much?" you asked cautiously.

"All of it," Ap stated flatly. "So I'm well aware of how you've been rutting Chrysalis like your dick will fall off."

Luna leaned away from you upon hearing that. "We were not made privy to this fact," she stated, looking at you with concern.

Before you could defend yourself, Ap sighed out "He hasn't been doing it for his own pleasure... well, mostly not for his own pleasure. He's been doing it to keep Chrysalis from discovering my cocoon. Give her something to focus on so she won't question Chitin's shitty acting or anything else that would draw her attention to my location."

"Ah, yes. She'd tear you open if she saw a potential rival," Luna acknowledged, leaning back into you once more now that she knew you weren't just being a sexual deviant.

Rolling your eyes, you let yourself go limp against the back of the couch. "I guess I was hoping you'd hear my voice, but I probably shouldn't have been talking about the sex that much... did you take notice of anything else?" you asked, turning to focus on the silhouette.

While unseen, you could definitely feel the annoyance coming from Ap. "Yeah, I'm well aware that you came on my cocoon and rubbed your jizz all over it. I seriously thought you were joking about that, but apparently I was wrong. Again," Ap grumbled, Luna now giving you a confused look.

"You saying you hated it?" you inquired, feeling that she wasn't totally pissed off at you for it.

"... it's warm," she muttered, looking away from you.

"Haha! Cum baths from now on!" you cheered, only to get a hoof jabbing into your side.

Clearing her throat to draw the attention of you and Ap, Luna said "Perhaps we should return to why we're intruding upon your dream."

"You mean it wasn't just a friendly visit to show me Ap's still alive in that thing?" you asked, having half hoped there wasn't going to be some sort of terrible news that would be broken over you.

"Unfortunately not. Let us start with some good news," Luna offered, placing a hoof on your thigh to present some additional level of comfort. "While Celestia and I were partially upset to hear that you had turned away the A-League when they came to save you, we'd learned of your time protecting Apocrita only after we had sent them to do so. We've had to accept a second such attempt to rescue you won't be applicable, but the fact that you were willing to sacrifice your own freedom for your friend, and more from what we've established, we can only say how proud of you we are," Luna established, a kindly smile showing you she was indeed glad to see you as her friend.

At the same time, Ap wrapped her forelegs around you, her face buried into your shoulder as she hugged you tight. "Thank you," she whispered gratefully, the soft words saying more with the emotion in her voice than had she chosen to shout them.

Ridding yourself of your goofy, teasing grin, you hugged her back, patting her over her wings. "It's really just my fault anyways. Were it not for me and Excalibur, new dick name that I'll explain to you later, you wouldn't be stuck like that. It'd be really shitty of me to ditch you after that all," you admitted, trying to downplay the selflessness of your actions.

"True, you ass... but the fact you still care enough about me to sacrifice your chance at freedom means the hive to me," Ap declared, not willing to let you slip out of the role of being a nice guy. Curses, that means you were going to finish last... actually, in weak horse sexual stamina world, you always did finish last. Hah!

"Indeed. And it is for this reason that Celestia and I have spoken to Cadance and Twilight about mobilizing to assist Apocrita in taking control of the hive once she emerges from her cocoon," Luna announced.

"Peace between ponies and Changelings? Damn, my dick really is responsible for uniting Equestria," you proudly declared.

"Aaaaaand sweet moment is gone. Thanks a lot, Anon," Ap groaned, releasing you from the hug, although she didn't pull away from you either.

"Hey, you fell in love with me despite knowing that, that's on you as well," you countered.

"Moving on," Luna interrupted, not wanting you and Ap to go at it again. "Have you anything else to share with us that may help in the plan to liberate the Changeling hive from Chrysalis' control?"

"Well... nothing that I think will really help... and if anything else, make it more difficult," you admitted, feeling a little tense as you thought about it.

"What'd you do now?" Ap asked, clearly not showing the same level of concern about the situation as she should have been

"I... I kinda knocked up Chrysalis and have a few eggs waiting to hatch right now," you declared. Ap didn't seem all that surprised at all about it, although Luna's wings flared out with such speed and strength you were knocked off the couch.

"You're a father!?" Luna asked, bewildered by the revelation.

"Going to be a father," Ap corrected, staring down at you. "And I'm not surprised. Every Changeling in the hive knew how you had sex with her the first time to the point of making her pass out. That alone likely did it," Ap explained, not really disturbed by the fact you had babies on the way.

"Yeah, well, Chrysalis wasn't even going to tell me about them until I came back to the hive on my own. She said she was going to use them as a reason to state that Canterlot had wrongfully kidnapped their father and demand some form of reparations," you explained as you pushed yourself off of the ground, dusting yourself off until you remembered this was a dream and had no need to do so.

"We can't believe she would do something like that with her own children," Luna gasped in shock.

"I can... but can barely stomach it," Ap growled, twisting a hoof into the dream couch. "Chrysalis is known for showing affection only to the larvae, the fact that she'd involve them in any scheme, even if only as a reason to blackmail others, makes me question how far she'd be willing to go."

"And that was what she was planning before," you interjected, taking back your spot on the couch, making it a point to wrap your arms around the two and pull them in close. "That was her plan before I came back. She... I don't know, she got almost unhinged after that. Started talking about how she thought I'd never come back to her willingly and that she never truly had anyone love her because they loved her for her. She... she felt guilty for everything she'd done to me and what she was going to do with the larvae," you elaborated, only capable of keeping yourself from wringing your hands together was the fact you had two sexy mares on either side of you, even if one was just a silhouette... also, the fact you're focused on them a mares and not simply women was a sign this world was infecting your train of thought.

"In all my time of serving her, I've never once heard of Chrysalis feeling guilt over anything," Ap stated, now truly shocked at what you had to say.

"The terrible Queen of the Changelings that has remained as one of the most feared villains in all of Equestria? We would certainly say such a concept seems impossible... although, we'd never expected Discord to become an ally, so it's not impossible," Luna considered, although she still seemed to find the idea rather incredulous herself.

"Unfortunately, that's the good news of it," you sighed, pulling them in tighter, only getting a little squirming from them in response. "Chrysalis really feels something for me now. She said I went from being little more than a pet to her to being the perfect mate, which is just fine and dandy for me I guess... but now she said she's going to wage war against Canterlot. That she'll take over all of Equestria to make you suffer for daring to take me from her"

"Did she say how?" Luna asked, all the concern of a princess whose people were now in danger rising up as she pulled herself from your hold to stare you in the eye.

"Not yet, just that she's done working in the shadows and this is going to be a very open war," you answered, wishing you'd gotten more from Chrysalis about it, but unable to do so as Chrysalis herself hadn't fully legitimized her plan yet.

"You need to let us know the moment you do learn anything," Luna insisted, placing her hooves on your shoulders to drive home how important this was.

Shrugging her off, your arm leaving Ap, you leaned forward to rest your head on your hands. "I know, I know, I just... I'm concerned for her, okay? I know I'm an asshole, but she's only like this because she thinks something of me that's not right. Plus there are kids involved and... I knew things were going to get ugly when Ap and Chitin told me that a fight for control of the hive was inevitable, but now I care about Chrysalis too. I don't want her to win, god knows I love Ap too much to even consider her losing, but... I don't want Chrysalis to die either. Curse these... these feelings I'm having!" you shouted, pounding your fists into your knees, glad you couldn't feel that.

Sighing, Ap placed a hoof on your back, rubbing it in slow, small circles that grew wider as she continued. "Oh Anon... you're a fucking moron," she stated, pushing hard to send you sprawling onto the floor. "Here you are, whining about how you fucked me into royalty, knocked up an evil queen, and want everypony to be happy, despite knowing that every time you whipped your dick out, someone was going to get fucked over," Apocrita growled, hopping off of the couch, landing on your back just as you were pushing yourself back up.

"Um, Apocrita, perhaps you should ease up a bit," Luna suggested, feeling a bit uncomfortable as she watched Ap kick your ass.

Ignoring the princess, Ap somehow flipped you onto your back, now standing on your chest as she looked down at you. "Seriously, what the fuck were you thinking!? That you can blow your load in any hole you want without consequences? That you can lead on a mare and just expect that nopony is going to get hurt?" Ap practically snarled, the impression she had her fangs bared and forked tongue flicking in your face almost palpable.

"I don't know! I was just... I didn't even like you when we first met! Then we became friends, then that became something more. I just... I don't think it's the same thing with Chrysalis, but it's not different. Maybe it's just the fact she's going to be the mother of my kids, but I can't help caring about her as well. She's not pure evil, despite what everyone thinks!" you shout back, pushing back against Ap, only for her to slam her hooves back down on you, not giving up her position.

"So that's it? You don't feel sorry for any of it? For anything you've done?" Ap asked, her voice dropping to a hush.

"... no. I wish I could say I was, because despite finding it easier to be an asshole who cares for nobody, I can't help actually giving a shit for you both. And it's because I care that I can't apologize for what I've done," you acknowledged, glaring back at Ap. You weren't sure why she was being a total asshole to you right now, but you weren't just going to roll over and die, even if you were being weighed down by these stupid things called emos... or was it emotions? Fuck them!

Ap stared down at you for a moment longer, exhaling hard through her nostrils before turning away from you. "Come on Luna, take me back to my dream," she commanded, hopping back up on the couch so she could place her hoof on Luna's.

"Are you sure? This... this isn't what we expected to happen. We really wouldn't want to leave with you two like this," Luna inquired, clearly upset that things just got heavy.

"Leave us like what?" you asked, pushing yourself off the floor, the tension gone from your body.

"Like... We're sorry, but did you two just have a fight?" Luna asked, more confused than before.

"More like a heated discussion," you replied, shrugging.

"Yeah, now lets get going. I need some concentration to think of how I'm going to kick Chrysalis' ass without killing her," Ap emphasized, giving what you knew to be a smirk.

"... you two deserve each other, you know that?" Luna groaned, holding a hoof over her eyes.

"You're damn right we do. Besides, Ap's totally bi, so she doesn't mind sharing," you state, giving a thumbs up.

"Anon, stop talking before I reconsider whose ass I'm going to kick," Ap grunted, although you could tell she wasn't all that upset.

Sticking your lower lip out in a pout, you said "So that means you're just going to leave before we can turn this into a wet dream? Luna still owes me a blowjob and you're the one that interrupted it after all."

Ap looked to Luna, who coughed a few times into her hoof and looked away. "This was... well before you two were getting involved," she said, trying to deflect the implications that she had indeed planned on blowing you.

"It's not like I really care. If anything, I suppose I'd owe it to you, not him, but you if that's what you really wanted to do. Besides, he's been sleeping with Chrysalis anyways, not like you'd offend me at this point," Apocrita assured the princess, taking her hoof off of Luna's to allow her to do as she pleased, but making no motion to join in.

"Like right now. I'm sleeping in her bed with her right now just to keep her calm, and let me tell you, that mattress is fucking amazing," you admitted, chuckling a bit until you realized the two were staring at you with apprehension. "What? That change things? No blowjob now?"

Luna opened her mouth to speak, but got a mouthful of hoof stopping her. "On the contrary, I think I'll be assisting now. Lets see if we can give Chrysalis something to wake up to," Ap stated with a mischievous tone to her voice.

Author's Notes:

Writing the first part of this chapter made me feel like I needed an insulin shot, and I'm not even a diabetic. Then it got a bit sour. Like a reverse Sour Patch Kid.

Anyways, I know people have been missing Ap, so I brought her back for, like, a chapter... sorta. Enjoy her, because we'll be without her again for a bit longer! Until then, enjoy the knowledge that Anon's getting a blowjob with Ap and Luna and I was too lazy to actually writing it out! Mwahahaha!