"No, I'm not doing it," Apocrita stated, her eyes flat and emotionless as she stared at you.

"Come oooooon, please? I'm in agony, it'll help me feel better," you begged, giving her your best puppy dog eyes. Too bad you were far from cute when doing such, looking more like the desperate pervert you actually were.

In response, Apocrita rammed her hoof into the side of your thigh, making you cry out in pain. "For the last time, I will not shapeshift a nurse's uniform onto myself. There's no point to it either, you're not sick or hurt, you just... ugh. You just came too much," she said, almost gagging at the thought.

While you rubbed your leg, you couldn't help smiling at the thought. "Yeah, that's true. I lost count after the fifth time. Didn't think my balls were going to hurt this much either," you admitted, crossing your arms behind your head as you tried to relax in your bed. Despite the amount of stuff Chrysalis had provided you with, she'd still failed to get you a good mattress. Maybe you'd have to sleep in hers now that you were willing to fuck her.

"The guards are still cleaning up the mess you two made," Apocrita stated, her brow furrowing in the hopes you'd at least feel bad about it.

"Yeah, I'm no expert, but I don't think those stains are going to be coming out any time soon, not that I think Chrysalis minds," you laughed.

"We'll have to wait and see once she wakes up. Chitin thinks she'll be up tomorrow morning, it's hard to say. He's never seen a Changeling gorge on so much sexual love before, he thought she somehow overdosed," Apocrita stated, her nose wrinkling at the thought. She'd clearly never had sexual love before, you just knew it. Total virgin.

"Yup! My dick is the best drug around. Highly addictive and giving a new definition to 'High as balls'," you agreed, not that she really meant for it to be like that. Giving her a cheeky grin, you added "Want to try? The first taste is free, but it'll cost you after that."

She didn't even bother looking in the direction of your groin, which had an ice pack currently resting atop it to deal with the soreness. "The rest of the elites and I have agreed that if you somehow killed Queen Chrysalis with your dick, we're executing you," she warned you, the monotone of her voice making it difficult to tell if she was serious or just fucking with you.

"That's fine, I'm not using my head much anyways," you acknowledge with a shrug, the idea that you'd be put to death for murder fun. Especially when that murder was a death by dicking. You'd like that to be put on your gravestone. 'Here lies Anon, executed for fucking so damn hard.'

"We'll be decapitating the head of your dick and let you bleed out from there," Apocrita corrected, the thought twisting every good feeling you had in revulsion.

"Too far, Ap!" you shout, reaching down to cover your junk with your hands. At this, Apocrita actually had to break her stoic expression, her lips curling in a slight smile as she finally broke your happy streak. "Christ, that's cruel... I'm kinda proud of you."

"Considering you are clearly the most horrendous creature to ever walk the planet, I'm not sure if I should be pleased with myself or recognize how far I've fallen," she joked, sitting back on her flank as she finally decided to get comfy. She stared at you, her eyes staying put on your ice packed groin, but they soon drifted back up to your face. "So, that was what you wanted to do with your command? Waste it on free sex?" she asked, her expression conflicted.

"Pft, if you think it ends there, then you're very shortsighted Ap. I'm thinking leagues above you right now," you bragged, knowing she wouldn't believe you.

"It sounds like you were thinking with your dick," Apocrita shot back.

"Same thing," you stated with a shrug, rolling onto your side to look at her better, although you had to clench your legs to keep the ice pack in place. "What did you think I was going to use the command on Chrysalis for?"

"I have... no idea. I figured you'd use it to escape somehow, but not so directly as asking for your freedom. This just look like you gave into your urges and decided to use it to have fun whenever you want," she contemplated, her brow furrowing a bit as she tried to think of anything you would have wished for otherwise.

Chuckling a bit, you nodded your head. "Yup, that's it. All three of those things went into that command."

She glared at you, but not with hatred or anger. Rather, it was frustration that you seemed to state it was as simple as she had already put it. "... are you saying you're going to somehow fuck your way to freedom?"

"Exactly!" you shout, throwing your hand out for dramatic effect. "Imagine the stories they'll tell of me. The only human in Equestria, also the only being to ever fuck their way to freedom! I'll be a legend," you declared, already imagining future generations telling your tale, which would then devolve into an orgy, because even the spoken word of you and your sexual divinity would make people horny.

Rolling her eyes, Apocrita shook her head. "I hope you realize that if you really are so good, which I'm afraid to admit you might be by the way Queen Chrysalis ended up, then she's never going to let you go. She might even openly state the agreement to trade you for a settlement will no longer be acknowledged."

"Yeah, well, I doubt that the princesses would want to trade me for a pony mill," you state. When you notice Apocrita's rising curiosity at your willingness to admit you wouldn't be traded for the lives of many others, you quickly add in "Besides, do you really think Chrysalis was going to hand me over in the first place? Maybe she would, but then just kidnap me back. I'm a huge deal after all."

"I'm well aware of how big a deal you think you are," she quickly replied, her suspicions taken care of for the time being. Once more, she stared at you like she was trying to see something that wasn't there. You were used to it on a regular enough basis, but so close together had you wondering what was going through her head.

"What do you want to ask now?" you requested.

Looking you in the eyes, she seemed to chew on the inside of her cheek for a moment, debating with herself as to whether or not she really wanted to ask. She caved though, as you expected, and she asked "Have you decided what command you're going to issue to me?"

"Oh? Worried that you're going to get your guts scooped out with my ego?" you asked, planting a hand on top of her head, playing with her ears. She tried to pull away, but the way your finger and thumb met at the base of her ear, she suddenly relaxed, almost falling forward. "Or maybe just jealous that Chrysalis got my meat thermometer and you didn't?"

Frowning, Apocrita got her senses back enough to smack your hand away. "I'm curious because... I've got no idea what you're thinking to be honest," she admitted, looking down as if in shame of the fact. "From the day I met you, you've been an insufferable, inexcusable pain in the ass... and you still are... but at the same time, you've shown glimpses of compassion and intelligence that don't make sense to me. Hell, you clearly stated that you had no interest in ever having sex with Queen Chrysalis, but now you've gone and rutted her into a pleasure coma!"

"Mmm, yeah, stroke my ego like that," you groan, letting the hand you had been using to play with her ear slide down your body for the ice pack.

"Anon, I'm serious! I swear, you're more an agent of chaos than Discord is!" Ap yelled, stomping her hoof as she leaned forward to glare at you.

"Discord? I met that asshole when they were trying to send me home. Sent me to a dimension where time and space had no meaning. An inky black void where even my own voice didn't carry. I was forced to stare into the abyss, and found the abyss staring back at me for what seemed like an eternity... then it blinked first and I was sent back a mere second after he teleported me," you expressed your disgust for the mish mash of parts that called itself the spirit of disharmony.

"... did you... ever see a therapist?" Ap asked, her anger melting away into concern.

"Yeah, but Dr. Schwartz didn't do anything for me besides giving me drugs after my dad's death. I'm not huge on the whole medicated approach to things, despite my drug jokes," you acknowledged. Apocrita stared at you for a long moment, clearly not expecting that to be your answer.

"You... you have a real talent for getting ponies sidetracked, you know that? Totally derailed what I was asking you about," Apocrita sighed, shaking her head as she realized she wasn't getting anywhere.

"My doctors say I have the most severe case of ADD ever, that it actually affects the people around me. Pretty cool, huh?" you asked, smiling like it was actually something to be proud of.

"No, it's not. Now tell me, flat out... what are you going to command of me?" Apocrita demanded, trying her best to not let you distract her again.

Sighing, you rolled onto your back and stared up at the ceiling. "I don't know, okay? I had an epiphany when Chrysalis' command came to mind. I'm not sure I want anything from you, if there's anything at all," you admitted, trying to focus on the numerous little holes that seemed to form in the ceiling, wondering if anyone ever used them like peepholes.

"You got hard and thought 'Geez, I sure want to fuck something, let me give Chrysalis a call'... except... she'd have done it without being commanded," Apocrita groaned, recognizing the fault in her thinking. "Dammit, I just can't understand your thought process. Why would you waste it like that?"

"I already answered that question, I will not repeat myself," you replied defiantly, crossing your arms over your chest and turning your nose up, which basically just covered your eyes in your pillow.

"Sorry, I didn't hear you, say again?" she asked.

"I said will not repe-... oh you tricky little shit," you began to answer, looking at her to find a smug little smirk on her face. "You happy with yourself? Your little victory in wordplay?"

"I'd be much happier if you'd actually answer one of my questions," she retorted.

"And I'd be happier if you were dressed like a nurse! But we don't always get what we want, do we?... well, I generally seem to," you consider, thinking about how much stuff you'd gotten here. Technically not everything you wanted, but you were more like a VIP guest than a hostage.

Apocrita furrowed her brow at you, but knowing that wouldn't do her much good, she seemed to relax with a sigh. There was a quick buzz as magic engulfed her body, changing it so that she was now dressed like a nurse. But not the sexy nurse kind with the candy striper outfit and little hat. She basically had scrubs covering her body and upper legs.

"Ew, that's not sexy at all," you whined, sticking your tongue out to express your disgust.

"You just said you wanted a nurse. You gave no specifics, and as far as I know, most nurses have moved to this sort of uniform," Ap replied confidently, not willing to budge any further on this.

"Fine, fine, you win," you relented. Scooting further away from her, you patted the open spot on the bed next to you. "Hop up on the bed and I'll tell you."

"... you just had sex with our queen until she had to be carted off to her room for rest, and you're still this horny? I'm not sure if I should be impressed or scared," Apocrita stated, not budging from her spot, simply looking at the spot like it was a surefire execution.

"A few things. One, I am that horny, always remember that. Two, you should be impressed and fearful of me. Fearfully impressed even. Three, don't flatter yourself, I just want to talk right now," you explain, half-expecting you'd have to use your magic command to get her to do it.

Thankfully, with some reluctance, Apocrita lifted one hoof up, planting it firmly on the bed before another followed, helping hoist her up as she positioned herself to sit beside you awkwardly. She looked about, frowning slightly at the unusual structure, at least by her standards.

"I see why you're always complaining about this thing. How can you possibly sleep on something so soft?" she asked, pushing a hoof down on the mattress, which barely gave way. "I much prefer my crevasse. Nice and snug."

"Yeah, well, I love them nice and snug too," you state, waggling your eyebrows with the innuendo.

"... you're only reminding me that this is a mistake," she grunted, moving to step off the bed, only for you to wrap your arms around her midsection, then roll onto your back, leaving the bug horse flailing her limbs up in the air. "ANON! Stop this right now! I swear, I will rip out your eyes! Queen Chrysalis doesn't need those to make you her sex toy!" Apocrita yelped, angrily trying her best to escape.

You could feel her wings, beneath the scrubs, flutter against your stomach, and that just made you laugh, releasing her onto her side next to you. She nearly jumped to her hooves, ready to savagely discipline you for such an offense, but you were able to dismiss her rage quickly.

"I command you to listen to my stories whenever I want to tell them," you stated, the simple command halting her still.

"Wh-what?... Anon, why are you wasting these commands like this? I'd listen to your stories anyways," Apocrita inquired, her fury a thing of the past as she sat on the edge of the bed, looking at you like you were the dumbest thing in the world.

"Well clearly you're not going to let up on me having a free command over you, and while I do like seeing you flustered, honestly it's more trouble than it's worth. So I'd rather be lazy and blow it on something that won't fuck with the status quo," you elaborate, once more resting your head on your arms, not bothering to look at Apocrita as you did so.

"... the status quo of you fucking with me however you want anyways?"

"Well yeah, but it's more fun when it's out of mild irritation and less your worries that I'm going to use it to molest you. Chrysalis wants it, so I'm just making it a mutual thing. Contrary to whatever belief you have of me, I'm not some crazy rapist," you snorted, ashamed that she'd even think that of you. What part of you constantly implying you were going to stick your dick in every hole of hers made her think you were some sort of sexual fiend? The nerve of the girl.

"Yeah... Yeah, I guess that's true," she said, a slight smile on her face. Oddly enough, it seemed somewhat sad, but still happy. Mixed emotions were weird, but then, she was weird too.

Sighing, you sat up again and said "Alright, come closer, it's story time. Today you'll learn about Frankenstein."

"As you command," Ap said, willingly letting herself get a little bit closer as you began to tell the story.

Author's Notes:

A softer chapter to follow up the sex. Honestly had another follow up planned for it, but then I didn't get to save and lost half a chapter's progress, totally ruined my mood for it. Then I thought of something I at least thought was better. I know I'm certainly getting more declarations we need more Ap after all.