You looked down, drumming your fingers as they marched before you. Ponies and Changelings both together, side by side, united at last. It almost brought a smile to your face, but that would ruin the stern face you had to hold. You were their leader now, their emperor, their god! They had to know you were judging them, so that they would all be the best they could be. After all, they looked up to you so reverently, they'd be disappointing themselves in disappointing you.

"Attention!" Apocrita shouted from your side, wearing the new gold-and-purple elite battle armor you had made. "I present to you his lordship, King of the Ponies, Emperor of the Changelings, Uniter of Equestria, and the Master of Ego, Anon!"

A collective roar of applause erupted from the gathered crowd, beings of all sorts lifting their hooves while screaming your name. Pleased with the display, you rose from your throne, a literal combination of the one Celestia and Chrysalis had, being the left and right halves respectively. With the only clothing you had on being the deep purple cape with a white fur trim and the massive golden crown. You were the king of thee people, you felt no shame.

"My subjects! I am so pleased to bring you yet another day!" you announce, holding your scepter over your head, lifting the sun higher up through the magic that was channeled through it. "I know the rulers of the past failed you, dividing you until there was nothing but hatred and scorn! That despite their ageless bodies, they did nothing to provide you with what you truly needed! Yet in my limited time here, I have done what has been needed!"

You waited a moment, basking in the glory of their cheers, soaking in their admiration. You could practically feel their love for you empowering you further. Then, with an outstretched hand, they went silent, perfectly so out of respect for what you meant to them.

"Alas, I am not immortal like they are. My time is limited, and while I still plan on being here for many years more, you need leaders that I can trust to keep you safe! And so, it is with great honor that I may introduce you to them!" you declare, clapping your hands to signal the next part of your event.

Being escorted between the onlooking audience and your throne were them. Celestia, Luna, Cadance, Twilight, and Chrysalis. All bound together with golden chains and collars, with little rings attached to their horns to prevent them from using magic, the chains helping to restrict their wings to their sides. Some of the crowd booed their appearance, the collection keeping their heads hung low as a result, shamed at their current positions and more. Not a single one of them wore the adornments that had once helped to mark them as leaders of their people. Waving your hand again, the crowd silenced itself, leaving the former princesses and queen to look up at you. Most were sad, although Chrysalis did seem angry at the same time.

"Celestia, Luna, Cadance, Twilight, and Chrysalis. You five were supposed to be the leaders of your people, to bring them safety and all of their needs, yet time and again you failed! You led them to war more times than I can count and let them cower in the face of great evils, including each other! Do you have anything to say for yourself?" you demand of the group, looking at them expectantly, your scepter poised on them. Their collective power was yours because of it, but you dared not use it on them. They were as much victims as they were responsible.

Taking a deep breath, Celestia hardened herself, showing some dignity, even though tears welled in her eyes. "I say only that I have done everything I can for my little ponies... but clearly, it was not enough, and may never be enough. So if you can do what I could not, then I will gladly do whatever it is you ask of me," she declared, showing her care for her ponies, even as they looked down on her.

Stepping up beside her sister, less in control of her emotions, but still trying to be strong, Luna announced "We hurt our sister, our subjects, and ourselves once upon a time. Our sister punished us for our transgressions and had to shoulder the burden of leading Equestria by herself. We are sorry you have had to do the same, but on a much grander scale."

"Bah!" Chrysalis cried out, drawing the attention of the crowd and yourself to her. "I never should have trusted you with so much power! I thought elevating you to being my king was going to mean you'd be riding me with that glorious shaft of yours every day, not usurping my position and stealing my people from me!"

"Alas, they chose me Chrysalis! The best thing you ever did was give them a real leader," you state, lifting your arms, encouraging another cheer from the crowd, before dropping them again, silencing the crowd.

"I am... was... I was new to the role of a leader, and clearly it was too soon for me, or perhaps not right for me at all," Cadance spoke up, trying to move along with her humiliation as quickly as possible. "I just want to know that my daughter will be able to grow up in a better Equestria than what I can provide her with."

Your eyes fell to Twilight, who looked up to you, almost sobbing at this point, and she said "Mmmf! Mmm mmmf fffm!" Oh, that was right, you had her gagged. You were pretty sure it was going to be a statement about friendship anyways.

Descending down the stairway leading from your throne, you waved your scepter out once more. "As it stands, while you have failed your people, I give you an opportunity to atone. Each of you will help provide an heir that will take my place when I pass on. And we'll work on those heirs... right now!" you announce, the sorrow of the scene disappearing as each of the alicorns and Changeling went from frowns and snarls to lustful smiles.

"Then please, allow us to service your scepter," Celestia pleaded, licking her lips.

Grinning, you hit the final step, ready to approach them, when you noticed something. Darkness was spreading over the crowd, heading toward you at an alarming rate. Your eyes shot up, noticing the moon starting to eclipse the sun, your breath catching in your throat.

"No... nonono, it can't be! It can't!" you cry out, falling backwards on the steps, looking in horror as a shape made its way out of the aligning moon and sun. "You can't be serious! Why? Why now!?"

"Because Anon," the entity stated, their voice familiar as their form ever was. "We need to talk," the intruder stated, stepping out of the darkness to reveal it was none other than Princess Luna. The real Princess Luna.

"Goddammit Luna! You always interrupt my dreams before they get to the best parts! This is the second royal orgy you interrupted!" you cry out, waving your scepter at her.

Giving a confused look, Luna looked back, noticing that she was already present, so to speak. Turning back to you, she gave an incredulous expression. "Again Anon? What is your obsession with having sex with us princesses and Chrysalis!?" she asked, shaking her head so that her starry mane whipped about. She did a double take and then added "And why are we chained up? This looks far worse than last time!"

"Oh please, like I'm the only guy in the whole world who wants to fuck you all or had dreams of grandeur, why not both?" you groan, rubbing your temples. Luna opened her mouth to protest, but stopped as she seemed to think it over. She didn't say anything, but the expression she gave said plenty as it was. Sighing, you looked at her, propping your head on your hands. "Alright, what do you have to say? I'm hoping that we can either get through this and I can return to my sexy dream... or you'll follow up on that bl-"

"Ah, ah, ah! Shush! None of that!... she might overhear you," Luna quickly cut you off, closing the space between you as quickly as she could.

"She? She who?" you asked.

Looking at you with trepidation, Luna answered "Well... after we had our last conversation, we told Celestia about our success. Upon hearing this, she insisted that we bring her along the next time we met. It's something of a burden, but-"

"Wait... you're telling me that Sunbutt's coming?... I got to get out of here. If I don't, she'll-" you started to say, worried about what would happen when Celestia showed up... except she was already there.

"ANON!" the Princess of Day shouted, her golden aura enveloping your body and pulling you up into the sky, just so the white alicorn could fly in at a speed that, were this not just a dream, you think would have absolutely killed you, so she could give you a hug. Like, split your body in half, break neck and spine speeds... and strength, from the way her foreleg wrapped around and squeezed you.

"NGH! H-hello, Sunbutt," you barely manage to get out. You were fairly certain Luna's presence in your dreams were affecting your senses, because you could have sworn that your ribs were about to shatter under Celestia's hug.

"Oh my dear, sweet Anon," Celestia cried, quite literally, as she stroked a hoof through your hair, slowly lowering herself to the ground with you where Luna was waiting impatiently. "It's been too long! Have you been eating right? Are you getting baths in? Are those horrid Changelings bullying you?" she began question you, pulling away to look you in the eye, as well as inspect your form.

You'd forgotten that Celestia basically was a super mom to you. While you'd been made aware she always had a somewhat motherly approach to her subjects, something about you had apparently clicked off in her head, triggering even more intense maternal instincts that made her overprotective of you. It was kind of annoying, but also kind of hot. Like getting hit on by a friend's mom, only this time you didn't have to worry about the police taking her away for sexual abuse of a child and earning the absolute scorn of your friend.

Rolling your eyes, you answered in order. "Sorta, can't, and I bully them."

"Those scoundrels! I can only imagine the torment you're undergoing," Celestia cried, pulling you back into an embrace that had your face buried into her chest. You'd find it sexier if you weren't aware that horses had their tits further back.

"Sister, you do remember what Strong Words told us upon his return? Chrysalis appears to have a taste for Anon," Luna interjected, using her magic to separate you and Celestia. Her sister fought it, but when she got a stern look from the younger of the two, she remembered she had to be strong and settled a bit.

"I-I'm sorry, it's just been so long since I've seen Anon, I was worried. We already know what sort of monster Chrysalis is. I was afraid she had already molested him and laid eggs in his anus," Celestia apologized, bowing her head.

"Hold on, is that a thing?" you ask, suddenly very concerned.

"Yes, well, it has been a troubling week for us all, but with all of us here at once, we believe that a solution can be found," Luna assured her sister, giving her a hug with her wings.

"No, seriously, back up to the egg laying thing. That's very important," you insist, feeling like your ass was itching at the thought of a bunch of eggs hatching there.

Hugging her sister back, Celestia said "Thank you Luna. There is no pony in the world I can rely on as much as you."

"Yeah, sure, fuck it. Ignore my potential butt baby problems," you growl, throwing your scepter to the the ground.

"Now, where were we Anon?" Luna asked, turning back to face you, her and Celestia with sincere smiles on their faces that warmed your heart... but not enough to overlook the fact they just ignored you for a moment. In your own dream no less!

"... I was about to fuck the dream versions of you," you answered, pointing to the still assembled, and now totally still, princesses and queen behind the two sister.

Luna seemed to remember that was going on and went red in the face, completely embarrassed at the fact, while Celestia turned to see what had been transpiring in your dream. Her jaw dropped, wings drooping as she stared aghast at the humiliating scene before her. It wasn't as bad sexually as the first dream Luna interrupted, but this one was definitely far more... severe considering the context.

"A-Anon! This is completely unacceptable!" Celestia declared, turning back to you, her hoof slamming down.

"Now, hold on, I can explain. This really isn't as bad as it seems," you try to defend yourself, but Celestia turns her back to you once more, marching over to the still images of your royal orgy waiting to happen.

Stopping before Chrysalis, Celestia huffed and swiped her wing through the image, making it disappear in a cloud. "I can't believe you'd actually dream of Chrysalis! After she took you from us? There should be nothing good between you two!" she exclaimed, wiggling her wing to remove any stray elements of the image.

"To be fair, there was going to be a lot of hatefucking in that one," you justified, earning a roll of Luna's eyes, but Celestia seemed to ignore it.

"And what about Cadance? She's a married mare! No, no, no, this just won't do, you must restrict yourself only to single mares," Celestia counseled, once more sweeping her wing out to disperse the image of the pink princess.

"Yeah, she's a MILF, it's just how things work. If anything, I'm complimenting Shining Dick on his wife," you reason.

"It's Shining Armor," Luna corrected. Shining Armor? Shit, that sounded worse. Although... if you ever decided to go gay, you were going to name your dick Knight, giving a whole new meaning to 'a knight in shining armor'.

"And Twilight's simply too young, too pure, she just wouldn't be able to give you'd need," Celestia continued, removing the image of Twilight.

"Again, more of a hatefucking."

"As for Luna," Celestia stated, stopping before her sister, only for the real Luna to quickly march up between her sister and her image.

"What about us? Dost that think we are not an acceptable partner for Anon?" Luna asked, getting some 'ye old English' into her words. Was it weird that made you hard?... well, harder anyways.

Celestia tried to offer a sweet smile, although she certainly wanted to say something. "I only mean the best, Lulu, but you are still... well, you're rather young and inexperienced yourself in the matters of love."

"We are only a few years younger than you, and certainly older than Cadance, who is already married with a foal!" Luna declared, ignoring the sweet nickname her sister used to address her with.

"Well, yes, of course, but she is the Princess of Love after all, I'd be lying if I said she didn't have even me beat there," Celestia acknowledged, her smile becoming all the more strained. "And in your case, you didn't really age the same way as I did when you were Nightmare Moon... and banished for a thousand years," she further elaborated, whispering the last part in shame.

"Looking good for your age, especially in the ass!" you shout, not wanting Celestia to forget she was still hot for a pony, which you were finding increasingly hot. You hadn't even been in this world a month, which was really raising some questions about your preferences.

"You're the one that banished us to the moon! Perhaps if you had not done such, we would have knowledge of love and perhaps have a husband of our own!" Luna countered, splaying her wings out aggressively as she glared at her older sister. Despite being smaller than Celestia, Luna seemed rather imposing right now, so that even Celestia had to avert her gaze.

"And I feel bad about that every single day, but you don't understand that you're still developing as an alicorn because of it. I'm a full grown alicorn mare! I have needs and... desires that I can't resist," Celestia argued, her eyes welling with tears now, ashamed of what she felt and what she had done. You'd want to comfort her, but the statement on needs and desires had you fairly certain your dick was going to shoot off your body.

Easing up, seeing how badly this had affected her sibling, Luna stepped forward, pulling Celestia into a tight wing hug. "Sister, we never meant to make you feel guilt over that, nor do we know what you have had to deal with. We just fear that if you, who has lived a thousand years more than us truly, and in the bright light of day where all ponies love you, what hope do we have?" Luna admitted, sharing a few tears with her own sister. Shit, this was getting real. Like, really real. You sort of wanted to backpedal out of this, but it was your dream after all, they were the intruders.

"Of course you will Lulu! You're such a sweet, beautiful, kind hearted pony, I only want the best for you," Celestia sobbed, burying her face into her sister's mane. For a moment, the two just stood there, hugging each other tightly. It really was a special moment, the love between sisters something so strong that you could say it was a beautiful beast all its own.

"... now... kiss each other," you whisper, hand drifting down south. Your words seemed to register with the two, who pulled away and gave each other another half-sad, half-happy smile. When the two looked over at you, Luna turned a little pink, forgetting that you were already naked and clearly ready to masturbate to the royal siblings, especially since you planned on fucking dream versions of them a moment ago. Celestia on the other hand seemed... happy?

"Oh Anon, you've finally decided to get rid of those pesky clothes and embrace Equestrian culture," the princess cooed happily, trotting over with her wings spread to give you a hug as well. It was only the blue aura of her sister's magic that pulled her away before she got close to making contact with your erection.

"We can address that later, let us not lose any further focus. We came here for a reason after all," Luna quickly reminded her sibling, although you could see her eyes flick over to your dick. Oh yeah, it was good to be wanted... oddly enough, only by royalty, which was flattering in its own right, but also weird.

Composing herself, Celestia nodded. "Yes, Anon, my dear, we wanted to let you know that we have established a task force that will infiltrate the hive and get you out. It's highly secretive, with not even the nobles knowing what we have planned, lest they be Changeling spies in disguise or willing to sell the information to Chrysalis," Celestia explained, the slightest upturn of the corners of her mouth showing she was happy and proud to relay that information to you.

"Awesome, that means I can finally-... oh... oh shit," you started to cheer, only to remember how the game night ended. "I can't believe I'm about to say this, cause I've never said this in my life, but... you guys need to pull out."

The two princesses looked to you in surprise, shocked you weren't ecstatic to be getting out of the hive soon... or at all technically. "I don't understand. Don't you want to come back to m- us?" Celestia asked, a hint of desperation in her voice.

Luna gave her sister an irritated look, especially after the little pow-wow they had a moment ago, but refocused on you quickly and said "Anon... what did you do?"

Scoffing, you stood up, motioning to yourself with your thumb, and replied "How are you so sure I did anything? Maybe you guys are the ones to blame and I'm only now getting to tell you!" The two stared at you for only a couple of seconds before you cracked. "Okay, okay... I may have, accidentally, totally not on purpose, let slip that I'd been in contact with you guys... but she doesn't know how!"

"Anon, what in Tartarus were you thinking!" Luna exclaimed, curving her wing in a way so that she could point one of her feathers at you like an accusatory finger.

"It's not my fault!" you shouted, throwing your hands up, knowing this was coming. "We were having game night, when Chrysalis suddenly made us play this game with a magic contract and wishes! I literally couldn't lie! It was only thanks to my superior intelligence and superb cunning that I was still able to win!"

"Well we hope it was worth it, because now the chances of us ever getting you out of the hive just dropped significantly!" Luna shouted back, clearly distressed with how quickly her plans for saving you had fallen apart.

"We should have a game night when you get back," Celestia considered, letting the wrong thing from the conversation distract her. You knew she wasn't so ditzy, just incredibly drawn into you. You swear, if her and Chrysalis just had a moment to sit down and bond over you, perhaps through a double blowjob, they'd become best friends.

Crossing your arms defiantly and turning away from the princesses, you shot back "I'll have you know I won the right to issue any command I want of her... as well as two of her elite guards, but that matters less."

Freezing in her fury, Luna looked at you with utter curiosity. "You... can issue any command you desire of her?... then why not just command her to free you?"

Sighing, you rubbed the back of your head in consideration, looking at the ground now. "Because Ap and I, Ap being my guard and sort of friend here in the hive, have thought about it and... we're pretty sure that Chrysalis wanted to lose. All she did was flirt with me the entire time."

"So you believe she expects you to use the command to free yourself?" Celestia inquired, taking notice of the potential danger in Chrysalis allowing anyone to win over her.

"Any idea as to why?" Luna asked.

"Not a clue. Maybe she just wants an out on me and doesn't want to admit the kidnapping failed? Perhaps she wants to infect me with a highly contagious virus and knows that the only way you guys would take me back is if it wasn't by her wishes?" you pondered, stroking your chin in thought, although you'd really much rather be stroking your dick right now.

"So basically, even though we have options on how to free you, Chrysalis may already have it all planned out. When she plays, she might be willing to lose a game to win the war," Celestia sighed, disappointed that in the short time she got to see you again, things had taken a dark turn. While Celestia's words seemed to announce her and Luna's sad realization of what a predicament you all are in, something about them echoed to you.

And then it hit you. An idea, so devious, so cunning, so mindblowingly over the top, your dream, this dream, might pale in comparison.

"Guys, as happy as I am to see you, especially since I expect this would lead to a dream threesome with the two of you that would inevitably get interrupted by someone waking me up, I need to skip the teasing and stop sleeping," you declared.

"Pardon? What was that middle part?" Celestia asked, certain she had heard it, but thinking she couldn't be right.

"It was bound to happen that way, we suppose," Luna accepted, her horn starting to glow to wake you up. You loved how she caught on quickly, total shame you weren't going to give her a taste of the ol' Impaler. "But don't think for one moment that we'll forget about whatever was going on in this dream. That will be discussed later."

Horse shit.

Apocrita stood at the side of your bed, looking down at you with irritation and mild disgust. You had been tossing and turning in your sleep again, and sure enough, your dick was clearly hard and eager for touch. She was heavily contemplating waking you up or just letting you have this. She felt she was going to lose either way.

Suddenly, you sprung up, startling the guard into falling backwards, her limbs curling inward to protect her stomach as she looked up at you in surprise. You panted, trying to recollect yourself, when you looked over and saw your guard in the somewhat defenseless position.

"I appreciate the offer Ap, but I can't now," you stated, rising up to get some clothes on, dismissing the vulnerability of the elite as a sexual thing. Before she could correct you, you said "I need to talk with Chrysalis."

Author's Notes:

Another kooky sex dream that never even got to be a real sex dream. Also got to share some of my interpretation of Celestia and how she feels toward Anon. In case I wasn't clear enough in the chapter, which means I failed you and will commit seppuku to regain my honor, Celestia's a total mom toward Anon. Always doting on him, wanting him to take care of himself, and just shower him with affection. If that affection starts leaning toward the sexual, she'd probably chastise him for indecent thoughts, but give him a wicked blowjob... that's all.