--------------- Speedfic: Matchmaker ---------------

"Princess Celestia!" Twilight Sparkle pushed her way through the doors to the grand ballroom, having been summoned.

"Aah, Twilight Sparkle. My faithful student. Glad you could make it." Princess Celestia, just as regal as ever, smiled down at her protege' with her serene, beautiful face. Twilight couldn't help but smile back as she made her way across the grand, tiled ballroom.

"I came as soon as Spike delivered your letter. What is this about a test?" She was nervous. Well, nervous didn't even begin to describe it... Nervous was a term used to describe a VERY mild feeling of apprehension... What Twilight felt was much more than mild.

"Of course. I'm glad you made it so soon. As it turns out, the other party isn't here quite yet... Come, have a seat." Celestia gestured with a hoof to the seat next to her at the head of the table. Hesitantly, Twilight approached.

"Eer... Thanks?"

"Hay juice?"

"No... I'll take some tea if you have it, though..."

"Gladly." Tea was swept out by a servant and a cup quickly poured for Twilight. Smiling, she sipped at the scalding liquid before setting it down.

"I'm sorry, Princess, but... May I ask what is happening?" She asked, feeling pretty apprehensive about the entire deal.

"You'll see~" The princess teased, sipping at her own cup of tea. Twilight could only swallow. The Princess appeared to be pretty happy... Twilight doubted she was being summoned for any major sort of punishment. "Ahh. Here we are. Luna, good to see you again."

"And you, sister. Twilight Sparkle." Luna, Princess of the Night and official escort of the moon smiled as she pushed her way into the ballroom. Behind her was another pony... Twilight couldn't quite see who it was through Luna's magnificent tail, though...

"Is everything in order?"

"Just as you asked, Celestia. While I may not approve of this, I will allow my student to challenge yours."

Wait...

Challenge?

Twilight swallowed the lump in her throat as Luna swicked her tail aside. There, behind the princess, stood Trixie.

"Wait..."

"Hold on..."

"WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?!" Both ponies said in tandem, pointing a hoof. Celestia and Luna chuckled together as Luna turned and left them.

"Be gentle with my student, sister?"

"No promises, Luna. Good night."

The sound of the doors shutting behind Luna punctuated the finality of the situation.

"Girls, Luna and I have... Well, I guess you could call it a wager." Celestia slipped off of the head chair at the table and began making her way around the grand hall. She threw the curtains on every window, and inbetween each of them, lit a candle. Soon enough, the fading light of the moon was shrouded, and the entire hall was lit only by the golden glow from the candles. "As I'm sure you're now aware..."

"Painfully so..."

"Shush. Trixie has been adopted by my sister as her own student. While she doesn't possess the innate talent for magic that you do, Twilight, Trixie does show quite a bit of promise. With hard study and a very skilled mentor, she had made great advances in her abilities... More so than either of us were expecting, I think... When was the last time you two met?" Celestia pulled the final drape and lit the last candle, turning to face the two unicorns now standing opposite the table from one another.

"Uum... When WAS our little tiff in Ponyville?" Trixie asked, blinking.

"Fourteen months, three days, five hours, and seventeen seconds ago. Why?"

"..."

"..."

Twilight looked between the both of them.

"What?"

"That specific?" Celestia asked quietly.

"Well, yes... Your essay on temporal physics and the non-linear progression of time inspired me to... Well... Kinda keep track of all major events... Down to the second?" Twilight backed away a few steps as the wide-eyed gaze of the princess and Trixie settled on her. "What? Doesn't everypony do that?"

"Trixie," Celestia said as she turned her head to the other unicorn. "You're going to need a lot more than your fair share of luck..."

"Tell me about it." Trixie heaved a sigh and hung her head, kicking at the floor with a hoof.

"Don't be disheartened. Believe me, girls, I only summoned you here today for a bit of... Shall we say... Healthy competition?" Twilight perked up as the topic of conversation got around to the reason she was here.

"Competition?" Twilight asked quizzically.

"Indeed." Celestia's horn lit up with her signature golden power as the table vanished into nothing. "Competition." In it's place, there were now two large spheres, constructed of what appeared to be granite. "As I said, Luna and I have a... Well, a sort of wager. She believes Trixie has already surpassed Twilight in the field of levitation." Twilight couldn't help but snicker. She flushed and covered her mouth with a hoof as Trixie glared daggers at her.

"Ahem." Celestia pretended she hadn't heard... Very poorly pretended. "As I was saying... The competition is simple: Whoever can hold the granite balls off the ground for the longest period of time will be the victor."

"And the spoils?" Trixie said, flicking her tail. Twilight could see it in her eyes. She was excited for this opportunity. Twilight had thought she was here for a test... About the magic of friendship, about her studies in Ponyville... Instead, she was being challenged to a... A... Well, a game! Unicorn foals would do this in the schoolyard! What in the hoof was she doing here now?!

"The victor will receive a very... Heartfelt... Apology." Celestia's smile could easily have been misinterpreted as devious.

"An apology?" Twilight asked.

"Yes. An apology. Though not the one you may be thinking of, Twilight."

"How... How is it different?" Trixie said hesitantly. The idea of apologizing to ANYpony didn't sit very well with her...

"Well... For lack of a better word..." Celestia grinned as her horn lit once more, only this time, the glow was centered inbetween the two granite balls. It began to coalesce, and take form... Twilight watched as...

"Wait..."

"No way."

"Is that...?"

"I think it is..."

"And so big, too..."

"So you get my drift, girls?" Celestia asked. Twilight swallowed as the markedly large strapon settled on the floor between them. "Naturally, I wouldn't force either of you to accept or give such an... Apology." The princess flushed. Rather uncharacteristic of her. "So you must agree to do so before we begin." Trixie and Twilight were completely silent for a few long moments. Awkwardly, the two shared a glance. Trixie was the first to stride forward.

"I accept, my princess." She scoffed. "Not like I won't win anyways." She shot another glare at Twilight. Trixie was VERY interested in accepting Twilight's... 'Apology.' The purple unicorn mare swallowed as she slowly walked forward, her expression turned down as she looked between Trixie, the strapon on the floor, Celestia, the twin balls of granite.

"I... I accept, Princess..." While she wasn't terribly keen on using the device on Trixie once she won, she wasn't about to deny herself the chance to impress her mentor.

"Very good! Girls, take your places. I will be the judge for this event, and you will stop on my mark." Trixie huffed and tossed her mane over her neck as she pranced over to one of the large balls, her tail swicking aside just enough... Twilight thought she saw just a little... Maybe just the edge? Sighing and hanging her head, Twilight plodded over to her own ball, raising her head.

"Ready when you are, Twilight FARKLE."

"Oh shut up, you..." Twilight groaned.

"Girls, on your marks." Both unicorns lowered their horns to their own ball.

"Get set." The balls were enveloped in twin fields of magic. Lavender for Twilight, blue for Trixie.

"... GO!" With a mighty effort, Twilight and Trixie hoisted their loads.

"F-fuck!" Trixie gasped suddenly. Twilight herself grunted with the force. "P-princess... Might I ask... H-how much do these... Ngh... Weigh?" Celestia's chuckle was almost painful.

"Oh, I asked the guard to pick two as close to four thousand pounds as they could get."

"F-four... THESE WEIGH TWO TONS!"

"Two-point-oh-four-six." Twilight corrected.

"SHUT IT, YOU!"

"Trixie, I would focus if I were you..." Celestia warned. Both unicorns could only manage to hover the massive rocks a few feet off the ground. Trixie's was sagging dangerously close to the tile floor it had been resting on.

"Ngh." With a groan, Trixie hoisted hers up once more, both unicorns struggling to maintain concentration.

The next minute was probably the most tense of Twilight's entire life. With a soft grunt, she re-affirmed her attention on the massive boulder. For her, everything else melted away... Her stress, her studies, her friends... Trixie, Celestia, the rest of the hall. She forgot it all. To her, there was only two things.

Her. And this ball.

To Trixie, though...

Everything came into account. Wind current? Non-existent. Magical Reserves? Depleting, but at a steady rate. Height? Satisfactory. Sweat? There was lots of it... Her chin began dripping perspiration onto the floor. Twilight? She didn't know. Her back was turned. Taking a moment to glance over her shoulder, Trixie checked on her competition. Behind her, Twilight's tail was lashing the floor. Her hind legs were spread wide, and she was quickly swinging the hair of her tail back-and-forth quickly. Between the lashes of dark, purple hair, Trixie could see her competition's crotch...

Her heated... Wet...

"NGH!" The boulder dipped dangerously low, almost touching the ground. Celestia's keen gaze watched very carefully as the very edge almost... Just barely...

"Close, Trixie. It'd be best to focus from here out."

"Y-yes, Princess..." Trixie gasped, raising the boulder once more. She wasn't going to last long.

"Twilight, focus." Celestia warned. Wait... Now the princess was reprimanding Twilight? Yes. OH yes. Trixie could do this.

"Hey Trixie?" Twilight said.

"What." Trixie grunted, still focusing.

"How are Snips and Snails doing?"

The boulder crashed to the ground hard enough to crack the tile.

"Twilight Sparkle is victorious." Celestia's golden glow enveloped Trixie as she flew through the air at Twilight, her horn aimed for the other unicorn's throat. "None of that, Trixie. Twilight performed admirably."

"SHE CHEATED!" Trixie roared, her legs flailing in midair. Her already-depleted magic fought to break Celestia's hold, but was of little use. "LET ME AT HER!"

"On the contrary, Trixie." Twilight flicked her mane over her sweat-soaked neck. "All I did was use classic misdirection."

"Very well, I might add. Well-played, my student." Celestia set Trixie down, but had to pick her up as the inconsolable mare charged Twilight again. "Honestly." She said. "Does the student of my sister always act so brashly?" Celestia's words took effect on Trixie, and the princess of the sun was able to set her down long enough to dismiss the boulders and repair the floor. Trixie sighed audibly and plopped down on her haunches.

"Very well. In the year-"

"Fourteen months, three da-"

"Shut it. In the time since our last encounter, I have at least learned a little... Humility." Trixie bowed her head towards Twilight. "Pardon my outbreak, but I concede defeat." Twilight smiled and sat down herself, looking between Trixie and Celestia.

"Right." Celestia said, raising a doubtful brow at the unicorn. "About the apology...?"

"Oh! That's right! Trixie." Twilight grasped the MUCH lighter appendage in her magic and hovered it over towards the blue mare sitting opposite her. "I hope you know how to use one of these?"

"Wh- What?" Trixie said, eyes wide as she looked between Twilight and the rather large strapon hovering in front of her face.

"Your apology. Get to it." Even Celestia's mouth hung open as Twilight shamelessly turned around, flipped her tail up over her back, and exposed herself to Trixie.

"I..."

"What?"

"You don't..."

"What?" Twilight said shamelessly. "I'm tired. I think if Trixie takes over, further tiring herself out, that would be a good apology..." Twilight's reasoning made the other unicorn swallow audibly. Shakily, she stepped into the harness, using what magic was left over to adjust the numerous straps. The massive shaft swung underneath her body, making her wince as it put pressure on her own tender areas...

"Ick. It's so... Big..."

"Not as big as Snips, one would think." Twilight teased, swaying her hips back and forth.

"Oh you little..."

"Well," Celestia said, cutting Trixie off. "She DID concede the lead to you... Why don't you show her how angry that makes you?" With a slight smile, Celestia plopped her haunches on the floor and watched Trixie advance.

"I don't think this will be so much of an apology..." Trixie muttered, one hoof raising to the head of the shaft dangling underneath her body. "As payback."

"Hmm. Good." Twilight steadied her hips, lowering her head so her rear was more exposed to the other unicorn mare.

"Ugh. You smell-"

"Sweaty?" Twilight teased.

"Like you're rutting." Trixie raised up onto her back hoofs, planting her front ones on Twilight's flanks.

"S-sorry... Magic just... REALLY excites me." Twilight whimpered. Trixie sniffed the air.

"I can tell."

"Sh-shut up..." Twilight groaned.

"Right then. How do I do this?"

"Well, you place the glans of the penis against the labia-"

"I understand the concept." Trixie grunted, swinging her hips as she tried to adjust the head of the strapon. "Just... Not the... Application."

"Look, just shove it in, okay?" Celestia said shamelessly. "Not like Twilight hasn't had anypony before..."

"Princess!"

"Oh really?" Trixie grinned as she grapsed the head with her magic. Adjusting it slightly against Twilight's opening, Trixie unceremoniously thrust forward.

"AAHN!" Twilight gasped, not entirely from pain...

"Like it?" Trixie teased, leaning forward. She could FEEL Twilight's interior ripple around the massive shaft now invading her marehood.

"Nn..."

"Is that a no?"

"Yes!"

"Too bad." Trixie ruthlessly pulled out and slammed back in, making Twilight skid across the floor an inch. "You should have taken over if you didn't want my... 'Apology!'" She slammed in again, and again... Each one made Twilight cry out underneath her.

"AAHN! AAH! F-FUCK!" Twilight shamelessly cried out, her sweaty flank proving a little bit more difficult for Trixie to find purchase on. Rather than try to do this traditionally, then, Trixie bore all of her weight down on Twilight's rear. The mare's legs collapsed and she fell face-first onto the floor. After a moment of re-adjusting, Trixie grinned and set back into it, thoroughly abusing the prone mare's hole.

"Ya like it?" Trixie grunted, sweating more now than she had been lifting the boulder.

"Y-yes!" Twilight gasped.

"Good! Don't you dare hold back on me!" Trixie gave Twilight two more rough, deep thrusts before setting in on as fast a pace as she could go.

Twilight's scream would have broken the windows, if Celestia hadn't drawn the drapes. The strapon squeezed and shivered against Trixie as the purple unicorn's abused love canal flexed and rippled around her. Underneath them both on the tile, a small puddle began to grow...

"Oh my..." Trixie teased, pulling the head out. "I didn't know you were a gusher, dear Twilight." Trixie stepped out of the harness and grinned at the sight before her. Twilight, whimpering and twitching, was oozing wetness shamelessly onto the floor. Her juice was adding to the ever-expanding puddle growing, all of it coursing heedlessly from her wet, shining lips.

"Hmm... My turn." Twilight grinned, slowly getting to unsteady feet. She swung her head about to fix Trixie with her gaze, grinning as she took the glistening strapon from her thankless opponent.

"Wh- What?" Trixie said, backing away slowly.

"I said it's my turn."

"Do it." Celestia said quietly. All this time, her hoof had been rather busy...

"Y-yes, princess..." Trixie couldn't deny a request from her princess. Smoothly, she spun around, flicking her tail aside to expose her own glistening arousal to Twilight's ministrations. The purple unicorn passed stepping into the harness, and instead just used her magic to glide the wide head inbetween Trixie's wet lips.

"AAH!" Trixie gasped, shuddering.

"Really? That was hardly just the head." Twilight teased, still holding the strapon in her magic. She slid another two inches in, making Trixie shudder. "I think it's about time I get a taste of what's so potent even Luna herself thinks it can beat me..." Twilight glided another two inches in as she plodded around to Trixie's front. Her horn was glistening with sweat, hard as her hoof and ridged.

"What are you... Don't lick my horn! AAHN!" Just as Twilight shoved her magic force forward, making Trixie's head jump. Her horn glided deep into Twilight's mouth, every ridge gliding over her tongue willingly. Effectively spit-roasted, Trixie released the pent-up desire deep within herself.

"AAAAAAHHHNN!" Twilight enveloped her entire body in the lavender glow as Trixie convulsed from her rough treatment, keeping the unicorn from bucking too wildly. Grinning, Twilight released Trixie, sliding the glistening dildo out of her abused hole, depositing the sweaty, twitching mare on the ground.

"Apology accepted." Twilight said, her horn ceasing it's glow as she passed out.

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"Well that was an interesting development..." Luna said softly, peeking through the crack in the door. "I honestly thought Trixie was able..."

"Princess?" Her night guard quipped from his place inbetween her haunches.

"Shush you, and get back to licking. It seems Celestia's not finished toying with herself just yet..."

----------------- Notes from the Author ----------------------

Finished with 3 minutes, 45 seconds to spare. Also, the link to the livestream of me writing this can be found here. (Skip ahead to about the half-hour mark... And ignore the first part, please)

Took me a while to get around to it, and the entirety of the clop was written in about 20 minutes. Sorry for that one, folks.