Blind Challenge 15

Inter-dimensional teleportation failure leads to R63 Loyal

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I had my run. It was fun. Hell, I had some of the kinkiest, strangest sex of my entire life. Not to mention, it was with the ponies I spend so much time putting into sexy and compromising scenarios. I even almost managed to take over Equestria. I seduced Princess Luna, swayed Queen Chrysalis, and even banged all of the Mane 6 to have the Elements of Harmony on my side. It was a blast. Quite literally at some points.

Like the blast that incapacitated me. As it turns out, Celestia doesn't take kindly to strangers from other planets conquering her world. Let alone fucking her sister. So she took it upon herself to put an end to my reign. I'm actually pretty impressed, I have to admit. I had quite a bit of power at my disposal by then. But Celestia herself rose up, overcame Twilight Sparkle and her friends, her sister, AND the entire changeling horde to deliver a blow that knocked me unconscious. I lost whatever sway I had in my absence, and when I woke up, it was in her very own quarters. That's where I find myself now, looking at the almighty ruler of Equestria, and feeling pretty shitty about what I had done.

"You realize," She said quietly. "How the balance of Equestria is struck, right? It requires both Luna and I to be not only lucid, but NOT under the control of some outsider. You very nearly upset a very delicate and tenuous relationship that very easily could have destroyed the entirety of the world."

"I'm sorry." I mutter meekly. I really didn't know that things were that delicate around here. Had I really almost destroyed the world? I almost asked for details, but decided against it. Celestia didn't look like she was in the mood to be questioned. In fact, she looked pretty damn pissed. I lowered my gaze to the floor and shuffled my shackles. They were specially-designed things, rather tight around the wrists and ankles, and they glowed mysteriously. I don't have any magic, but as it turned out, I'm pretty immune to the magic the ponies here in Equestria use. I used that to my advantage many a time. Even a full-powered blast from Twilight didn't faze me. But that was in the past. Now, it seemed, I'd be suffering for my actions.

"I'm not even going to begin addressing the things you've done to my student and her friends, let alone my sister." Celestia continued on, slowly walking towards me. I shifted, but for the most part remained still. She was maybe a foot away, her intense eyes staring straight into my own. I could feel heat and power radiating off of her in equal measure. It was uncomfortable to say the least. I shifted again, trying to shrink away from her. "I think it's time you go home, Mr. Loyal." She said quietly. "I'm done suffering your alien form on my world. Consider yourself lucky I didn't obliterate you on the spot. I'm giving you a chance to go home unscathed. Leave us be and never return. Understood?"

"Perfectly." I whimper softly. I have wrestled and fucked plenty of ponies into submission. But this one was more powerful than all of them combined. I'm not terribly keen on doing the same with this particular one.

"Come with me." Celestia nods towards the door to her chambers, and I fall into step with a clanky, shuffling rhythm. Celestia leads me down several long hallways, past curious ponies and stern-looking guards out towards the front of the castle. We leave the castle proper, and on the grounds is a sturdy-looking carriage towed by a team of six pegasi. At her insistence, I climbed aboard and tried my best to get comfortable in the constricting chains. Celestia herself sat opposite me as the carriage began to lift off. I'm no stranger to flight since my arrival in Equestria, but this was a different sort. By the time we landed, I was feeling pretty queasy. I glanced around, breathing deep in an attempt to ease the churning of my stomach.

"Ponyville?" I ask hesitantly, noting Twilight's tree-library sitting just a short distance away. "Why here?"

"Ever since she's been released from your devilish hold, Twilight Sparkle has been searching for a way to send you back home. She thinks she has discovered the proper formula, so we're here to give it a try. If not, well, she claims the results are harmless. Come." She trots towards the tree-library, leaving me to shuffle after her awkwardly. True to her word, Twilight Sparkle was just inside of the Treehouse. The main floor had been cleared of books and tables, leaving an open space.

"Everything is prepared, princess." She bowed her head at Celestia, but glared at me. I could see it in her eyes, she hadn't forgiven me for the things I had done to her. Twilight, among her friends, was my absolute favorite plaything.

"Can I leave him in your care, Twilight? The shackles make it so your magic is more effective against him. He won't resist any of your spells anymore."

"I'll be fine, princess. With those shackles, I can handle this... Loyal." She glared at me again, nodding towards the center of the floor. "Stand there, human. It's time I send you home." I followed her directions, sighing softly. Celestia cast me one last look before she left the treehouse. She likely had other business to attend to, like keeping my mistakes from destroying the world. I actually felt pretty shitty as I stood in the middle of Twilight's floor. She stood opposite me, her horn already glowing. I looked up at her, ready to return home. At the very least, it might make for an interesting story. My friends would never believe me, and my family would probably have me sent to a mental hospital... Again.

Between Twilight and I, a portal opened. It was one that I was moderately familiar with, but instead of being ringed by green magic, it was surrounded with Twilight's violet glow. I could see my bedroom through the portal. "Walk through." Twilight muttered. I could see her sweating. Keeping the portal open had to be tough. I had already been enough of a burden to Equestria and its ponies. I don't want to be any more of a burden. With a soft sigh, I move to go through the portal.

Only there's someone else on the other side. At first, I'm angry that someone's in my room. Then I take a closer look.

It's a woman. And she's wearing my clothes. I look more closely at her shirt. That's the same shirt I'm wearing right now. Impossible. I don't own two of those shirts. So how is she wearing it? And those jeans... The same ones I'm wearing now. How in the world...

"What... No." Twilight mutters. "I got the occipital fracture on the bi-nomial interface perfect! How could this be?!" I'm looking at her. She's looking at me. Before I know it, she's walking forward. I raise my hands to stop her, but she's already here. Too late.

"Woah." She breathes, stepping through the portal and into Equestria proper. I'm shocked. Twilight is speechless. Here I am, looking at, well... Me. And she really is me. From the wide brow, full cheeks and round chin, it really is me. Even her auburn hair is the same color. She has hazel eyes, and a moderately thick frame. She's looking at me and I'm looking at her.

"You're..."

"Are you..."

"There's no way."

"It's me."

"And you're me."

"She's you."

"And I'm her."

"I don't even-"

The portal cuts us all off, cutting with the sound of crackling magic. I, that is to say the female me, whirls around, a shocked look on her face.

"Is that Twilight?" She asks, lifting a shaking finger.

"The one and only." I groan, raising one shackled hand to my face. "You just missed your ride home."

"What?" She turns to me, her eyes wide. "What do you mean?"

"I mean." I look down at my shackles and up at her. "You're stuck here. Just like I am. And apparently Twilight can't even send us to the right dimension."

"I... I tried." Twilight mutters, shuffling her hooves self-consciously. "I can't get the right interface on the-"

"Anyways." I grunt and wrench my wrists apart. The shackles strain for half a second before rupturing. I watch as the links fade away into glimmering pinpricks of light, floating towards the ceiling. They dissolve away into nothing, and Twilight's eyes go wide.

"How did you-"

"It looks like I'm stuck here, Twilight. Both of me." I frown at my female counterpart before looking back to Twilight. "Better go chase after Celestia and see if she can't help you." Both of me look at Twilight with a grin on our faces, and she starts to back away.

"R-right. I'll go do that." She turns and bolts towards the door, leaving both of me behind. An awkward silence stretches on for a few moments before she looks at me and smiles.

"You totally fucked her, didn't you?"

"Like a freight train." I reply with a devious smile of my own. The two of us share a laugh before opening the door. The cool afternoon air washes over our skin as we look at Ponyville.

"It's just like I thought it'd be." The feminine half of me says quietly. "Beautiful. Serene."

"Full of potential."

"Potential?" She looks at me with a devious grin.

"Come on, kiddo." I say softly. "Let me show you."

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-To be continued-