When diplomacy's too little, and war's a bit too much, the Princess calls on the loyal ponies of the EIS to quietly sort out the problem.

Officially, the Equestrian Information Service doesn't interfere with foreign governments. Officially, their role is to work at home and abroad to protect Equestria's interests, not to destabilize situations and ignore local laws. Officially, they disavow any knowledge of what Agent Disposition Matrix does on an almost daily basis.

Zanzebrica, by all rights, should be an easy assignment. It's practically a vacation with pay. Only the most dedicated and ambitious agent in the Service could possibly find some way to get herself in trouble, and if there's a mare for that job, it's Agent Matrix.

"Ambitiose Sed Ineptum" ~ the Matrix family motto.

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