Dear Triple E,

As promised, here is the exclusive story of the events of the past 2 months. If Abide listened to my other note he should have delivered this directly to you, or at the very least Cream Liqueur should have convinced him to do it. I did not share any of this information with DJ Pon-3, but I did promise him an interview. As you may have guessed I can not attend that interview. I’d like you to fill in for me. Please don't make me a liar, not after the way everything went down.

This is not my normal article. It isn't just the facts, it carries my thoughts and opinions on the events. Not only that, but it functions more as a narrative. I suppose you could call it an op-ed piece. It is long enough to last over the course of several publications. The choice is ultimately yours, but I predict ponies will pay twice the normal fee for a paper just to read my story.

Your friend and colleague,

Jibbly Jot

P.S. Possible titles:

Deathless WastelandWar for the AfterlifeMiracle Days