"Wait, wait, wait," Applejack snorts. "That's why? Ah need to hear it again."

Doug gives a loud sigh, "Fine. Just to teach me about making assumptions about you all, right?"

Applejack smirks, "That and it's really, really funny."

Doug rolls his eyes, "Okay, so, horses back where I come from, I'll call them terran horses, you aren't supposed to let them continue having sex with a pregnant mare."

Applejack runs a hoof down Doug's chest, "And the reason for that is..."

Doug closes his eyes, a deep breath in, holding it for a few seconds, "Because the stallion often penetrates the mare's cervix during sex, and that can be very, very bad for the foal if that happens."

Applejack runs her hoof past Doug's belly, "And the reason you thought that that might apply to you is..."

Doug takes her hoof, slowly pushing it away, "I'm growing less sure of my commitment to you, Applejack."

"Hey now, Ah can tell you ain't lying, and Ah don't like that, not one bit." She rubs her head against his chest, "Come on, Ah get so few chances to get one over on ya, you can't just sit there and pout." She backs up a little, lightly punching him in the upper arm, "Take it like a mare, you know?"

"Fine." Doug smiles, rubbing Applejack's ear, the mare smiling back at him, "I like to think that I satisfy you by completely filling you, bumping against your cervix with every thrust. Happy?"

"Mm," Applejack says, her mouth lowering, "Almost." Her hoof caresses his inner thigh, slowly running along his balls, his rapidly rising member barely needing her hoof to prop up. Her mouth opens, her tongue flicking across the tip as she says, "Tell me again."

Doug's hand grips her ear, his other guiding his penis into Applejack's waiting mouth. She grunts, a bit in surprise as he pushes her head, more and more of him disappearing as he declares, "I'm going to satisfy you by filling you up, completely."

Applejack looks up at him, smiling as she takes him the rest of the way. She closes her eyes as he withdraws, sucking as he nears the end and savoring the sweet pre-cum that drips out. She lets him go with a pop, winking up at him and saying, "Better." Applejack turns, a bit of sway in her hips as she flicks her tail, tantalizing him with another wink. He lets loose a merry groan as he gives chase, his soft footsteps hidden by her hooves.

Applejack quiets down as she opens the door to their bedroom, Doug having to catch himself to keep from running into her. His hands madly trace over her back as they look inside, Doug confused at the hold up. Rainbow Dash is still fast asleep on the bed, her mane spilling out as she kicks in her sleep, more of the sheets tumbling off. Applejack looks up, a soft, "Well, we didn't need those anyway," as she sashays over. She rolls onto the bed, Rainbow not leaving a lot of room to maneuver, and looks down the tangle of legs above her.

Doug wastes no time, following closely as Applejack spreads her legs. His hand moves to her marehood, quickly spreading the damp hairs and pushing his penis into the waiting folds. Applejack gasps, quickly repeated as he pushes into her. His body lays flat against her, his weight resting on his elbows as he strokes her mane with one hand and her muzzle with the other. He guides himself down, his lips meeting hers, a long kiss before he begins thrusting.

His motion ramps up quickly, Applejack grunting at the renewed vigor. It has been a couple weeks without him inside her, her body yearning for him, the caress of his hands along her mane and back. She moans as he pushes her against the mattress, his hips roughly shoving into her rump, the only saving grace that the bed rocking back and forth isn't creaking loud enough to wake Granny. Though Big Mac can probably tell what is going on. Well, no probably about it.

Out of the corner of her eye Applejack sees Rainbow stir, both mares turning to look each other in the eye. Rainbow frowns initially, watching Applejack bouncing up and down, the loll of her tongue out of her mouth, how her gasps of breath are getting closer and closer. Doug has his head turned the other way as Rainbow slowly rises, her mouth turning up at the sides as she moves over, her lips slowly moving down. Applejack tries to shake her head no as Rainbow's tongue sticks out, the tip delicately running over the tip of Applejack's nose before withdrawing, the rainbow maned pegasus smirking as she backs up.

The earth pony crosses her eyes, looking at the tiny bit of dampness that Rainbow left, but that isn't the issue. She feels her orgasm rapidly approaching, but along with it is the intense desire to expel whatever it is that touched her nostrils. She tries to tell her body that it is nothing, that she doesn't need to, but her orgasm hits her, blanking her mind as she feels Doug cum inside her.

The human goes for a long kiss, as he always does, but Applejack can't help but draw her head back, prompting Doug to pursue, still a little giddy from their earlier chase. She tries to keep her head from snapping forward, she really does, but she clocks her forehead against his while her chest convulses, mucus from her nose and mouth coating his face. Rainbow doesn't try at all to contain her mirth, pointing a hoof at the two, rolling to her side and laughing.

Doug pauses, a brief look of confusion on his face as he closes his eyes, his mouth puckering, one arm moving to Applejack's head. Instead of her ear, though, he grabs a pillow, wiping himself off as he says, a little woozy, "Well, it's not the worst thing that I've been covered in."

Rainbow stops laughing, a dumbfounded look on her face as she says, "WhaaaAA-" before rolling off the side of the bed. A loud thud causes Applejack and Doug to smirk at each other, Doug moving the pillow down to his chest. He pulls himself out as Rainbow comes up, "Tartarus, Rarity."

"Come here, you," Doug says, motioning with an arm. Rainbow eager slides over, a brief kiss as Doug pushes himself into a sitting position.

"Ugh, not like that, I wanna be on top," Rainbow pouts as the kiss ends, Doug giving her a reassuring smile and petting an ear. He uses her head to help lower himself, laying on his back as Applejack scoots out from under him. Rainbow moves her head back, their lips finding each other as he moves his hands behind her ears. One slithers down her mane, twisting and curling the strands as his fingernails dig into her neck, the other focusing on an ear, bending it back and forth. Rainbow lifts one hind leg, wary of Applejack, straddling him, her rump resting on his belly, a little uncomfortable in the hunched position.

That position, though, allows Applejack clear access to Doug, a few licks cleaning up the mess from his hasty withdrawal. Applejack smirks as she glances over; Rainbow is now raising herself, slowly backing up, waving her rear back and forth to try to find his member. She takes Doug in her mouth, stealthily slinking between his legs, her head as low to the mattress as possible.

Rainbow moves back more than is normally necessary, sliding her wet marehood along the top of Applejack's nose before getting to Doug's pubic hair and belly. Rainbow frowns, still kissing Doug, as she moves her body back down again, this time considerably more side to side motion as she tries to find him. On the third attempt she stops kissing, a frustrated, "Alright, where is it, dude?" Applejack chokes as she tries to keep herself from laughing; Doug too seems to be having trouble keeping it in, though Applejack is having considerably less trouble.

Rainbow looks down, Applejack's head peeking above Doug's crotch, her eyes sparkling as she raises one eyebrow. "Yeth?"

Rainbow stolidly says, "Applejack, I will let you take this next turn if you can say my name."

"Wainwow waff."

"Yeah, uh huh. Now, give it up, it's my turn!" Rainbow turns, smiling at Doug, "And I'm going to enjoy this." Applejack releases him, a small whine, and uses her mouth to prop him up. Rainbow smirks as she wiggles her rump, her marehood finally finding him, "Oh, yeah, dude, that's right."

She moves her head back to position, kissing Doug again as his hands slide down her sides. Her hips drop down, penetrating herself onto him, moaning, "Oh, much better." She begins moving up and down faster, a muffled, "Right where it belongs," as she presses her lips against him

Doug grins up into her mouth, "You've gotten really good at this, Rainbow." He waggles an eyebrow, "You haven't been practicing without me, now have you?"

Rainbow rolls her eyes, "Yeah, well, Rarity isn't the only one into weird kinks." Her eyes grow wide, "Uh, I mean, um... Oh, ponyfeathers."

Doug groans as he leans back, closing his eyes and continuing to rub Rainbow's ears, "Don't worry, Rainbow, I'll keep your secret."

Rainbow glares backwards, "Well, you might not be the only one I'm worried about."

"Oh, come now, RD, it's all in good fun. Ah ain't gonna say anything."

Rainbow smirks, looking back at Doug, "I bet she's really enjoying the view there. Wanna show her what we've got?"

Doug nods, one hand moving to Rainbow's mane, the other to the side of her head. He pulls on her mane, her head arching back and speed increasing. "Oh, you're doing great, Rainbow, keep it up." A brief pause as Rainbow adjusts, then she picks right back up, doing her best to not crush him as she comes down. Doug shudders, Rainbow exhaling, a contented sigh as he ejaculates inside her.

"So, um, why didn't you want to do this again? I really missed it, you know." Rainbow snuggles next to him, his penis still lodged firmly in her. "So, it's not pregnancy, right?"

"Do you really want to know?" Doug rolls his eyes, Rainbow nodding. He sighs, "I'm not so sure I want to say."

Applejack's hooves move dangerously close to Doug's feet, a wicked grin on her face. Doug sputters, "Okay, okay, fine. You see..."