Derpy becomes a killer for hire. It goes about as well as can be expected.
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Derpy, the muffin mare of Ponyville (a tiny, pointless town on the backside of nowhere that nopony at all cares about) suddenly finds that she has fallen pregnant with her second daughter. With no means of supporting herself (let alone a foal), she begins trying to find an alternate source of non-muffin income.
Fortunately, Spoiled Rich offers her a position. A job killing ponies that displease her. And when it comes to Spoiled Rich, there are a LOT of ponies that displease her.
Derpy accepts the job, and performs about as well as would be expected.
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25 Chapters:
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Chapter 1: Setting the Bar Low [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 10th, 2020
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Chapter 2: Finally Starting the Story [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 10th, 2020
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Chapter 3: At the Horse Doctor [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 10th, 2020
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Chapter 4: Birds and the Bees [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 10th, 2020
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Chapter 5: Job Offer [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 10th, 2020
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Chapter 6: Pool Colt Time [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 10th, 2020
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Chapter 7: Applesauce [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 14th, 2018
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Chapter 8: Derpy the Murderer [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 15th, 2018
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Chapter 9: The Mayor [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 16th, 2018
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Chapter 10: The Upstart [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 17th, 2018
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Chapter 11: Catching the Rainbow [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 18th, 2018
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Chapter 12: The Shaved Mare [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 19th, 2018
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Chapter 13: The Buckets [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 21st, 2018
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Chapter 14: Horns [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 23rd, 2018
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Chapter 15: Death to Fluttershy [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 23rd, 2018
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Chapter 16: Failure [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 24th, 2018
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Chapter 17: The Unicorn [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 24th, 2018
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Chapter 18: Harassing the Locals [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 25th, 2018
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Chapter 19: Sparkler Leaves [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 26th, 2018
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Chapter 20: An Obvious Realization [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 28th, 2018
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Chapter 21: Derpy at the Bank [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 29th, 2018
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Chapter 22: Killing Derpy [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 30th, 2018
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Chapter 23: Boutique [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 31st, 2018
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Chapter 24: Getting the Mail [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Sep 1st, 2018
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Chapter 25: The Last One [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Sep 2nd, 2018
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