I was on my way to Comic-Con 2018, cosplaying as the Centurion commander from an game called Planetary Annihilation. The costume itself was a lot of foam so it was understandably hot as hell. I also happened to be missing the nanolathe, because my damned cat decided it was a good scratching post. When I got there a lot of people didn't know what I was, although the few that did make me happy. I was walking around the building looking at the various vendor stalls. Nothing really caught my eye, although there were a lot of cool costumes. Sometimes it was hard to see what was at the stalls as I'm only 5'5. Damn people stop being so fucking tall.

I walked around for an hour or two, bought a couple cool trinkets and took pictures with some people. Overall the costumes were cool the people were smelly, and the vendors were awesome. I was searching around the vendor stalls when one stall caught my eyes. It was a small stall nothing in particular special about it. The man behind the stall was cosplaying as the merchant from Resident Evil 4. I approached the stall and the man greeted me.

"Hello, commander what you looking for?" The man said sounding just like the merchant.

"Woah, you sound just like the merchant from the games!" I yelled actually surprised by the accent being spot on.

"Heh, yea I've gotten good at it over time. Now see anything you like?"

I looked around the table to find a nanolathe! I pointed at it and he nodded.

"Hmm yes, not many people have known what that was so let's say I'll sell it to you for, fifteen dollars." He said pushing the nanolathe towards me.

"Realy! just fifteen dollars! yea I'll take it." I said pulling out the money handing it to him, and taking the nanolathe and putting it where the other one would have gone if it weren't for the cursed feline.

The merchant chuckled. "Have a nice trip and don't kill the natives." He said giving me a one-fanged smile.

"Wait wha-" Then everything went black.

Activating new commander AI

starting up all systems

scanning for commanders

no commanders located

Moving to random galaxy

scanning for commanders

Possible commander located

warping to planet Equis

BEGIN ANNIHILATON

I changed it so instead of saying 'STARTING ANNIHILATION' it says 'BEGIN ANNIHILATION