Rainbow Dash and Rarity both decided to head over to Twilight Sparkle's house at the same time. Already you may be able to predict the shenanigans that could happen after the two meet up with each other at the said location, but who's writing the story, you or me? It better be me, because if it were you, I would have long ago saved Beatrice from the fire which-

*cough* ANYWAY, Rarity and Rainbow dash bumped into each other at the door of Twilight's library.

"Oh, hello Rainbow Dash. Are you here to see Twilight too?"

Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes. "No, I was here to pick up Spike to teach him how to fly."

Rarity gave Dashie a stern look. "You don't have to be so rude."

"Well, it was kind of obvious, you don't need to be so dumb."

"Well, sor-EE Miss Cranky. What's eating you anyway?"

"Well, Twilight would be by now if-"

Rainbow Dash was interrupted by a loud moaning.

"What was that?"

"Do you think it was Twilight?" Rarity felt odd asking the question, as if she were somehow intruding.

"Well, yeah, I don't think spike can make that feminine of a noise."

"Yeah, you're right, I've heard Spike moan before, and it's much different sounding than that."

"You would know how Spike's moans sound you... rambunctious pedo."

"Excuse me! Spike and I's relationship is strictly professional-"

Another moan, this one louder and accompanying Fluttershy's name was heard from behind the door.

"Oh my, do you think-" Rarity began, but Rainbow Dash shook her head.

Of course not, haven't you learned anything? She's probably sleeping in, or getting a massage or something. It's never what we think."

Rarity smiled. "Yeah, we ARE pretty terrible. We always assume she's in an unscrupulous act whenever we hear her moan. It's ridiculous!"

Rainbow Dash also laughed. "Yeah, we are pretty bad. Alright, let's go inside."

Rarity and Rainbow Dash opened the door and walked inside.

"OH MY-"

Twilight Sparkle was splayed on the rug, getting rather "personal" with a certain object.

"Oh. Hey guys! I guess I should've warned you first. I'll put this away and-"

Rarity and Rainbow Dash immediately ran outside, shut the door, and held it shut.

"We should have jumped to conclusions."

"Agreed."

"We must never speak of this again."

"Double agreed."