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At the Equestrian Border Checkpoint, we have our “hero”, Anon, who suffers through the day to day life of stamping papers. He's an ass.
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Hi, I’m Anon. I’m the asshole in the booth at the Checkpoint. See, ever since I came to the Equestrian Border Checkpoint of Manehatten, I’ve done two things. Stamp papers, and yell at people. I do both of these things really well. Now, without further ado, get your shit and get out, you’re holding up the line.

Papers Please does NOT belong to me, but there isn’t a tag for it. Sex tag is for references to sex. Also, there’s a shizzle ton of swear words. It get heckin hectic.

Amazing Cover art by LazyHooves

Chapters 1-14: The Human Arc

Chapters 15-28: The War Arc

Teen
Incomplete
Romance
Comedy
Dark
Gore
Sex
Profanity
Violence
Death

217,830 words: Estimated 1 Day, 32 Minutes to read: [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]

44 Chapters:

  1. Chapter 1: Papers Please Bitch [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 8th, 2020
    3,601
  2. Chapter 2: Anon Gets Angry And Shit [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 8th, 2020
    2,925
  3. Chapter 3: Effin’ Princess... [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 8th, 2020
    4,091
  4. Chapter 4: Fricken Kids [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 8th, 2020
    3,573
  5. Chapter 5: Shitty Clever Title [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 8th, 2020
    4,691
  6. Chapter 6: Helpin’ And Shit I Guess [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 8th, 2020
    4,321
  7. Chapter 7: Drinkin To Get Fuckled Up! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Aug 16th, 2020
    5,399
  8. Chapter 8: Back To Fuck-All [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 8th, 2020
    4,471
  9. Chapter 9: Some Other Shit I Guess [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 8th, 2020
    6,317
  10. Chapter 10: Fuck Making Chapter Titles [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 8th, 2020
    4,731
  11. Chapter 11: Diddly Do Dah Day Mother Fucker [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 8th, 2020
    3,771
  12. Fuckin’ Fan Mail [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 15th, 2018
    2,109
  13. Chapter 12: So, Some Shit FINALLY Happens... [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 8th, 2020
    6,546
  14. Chapter 13: Fuck Nuggets [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 8th, 2020
    5,812
  15. Chapter 14: Therapy And A Fucking New Year (End of Arc 1) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 8th, 2020
    10,180
  16. Chapter 15: This Is Just Bullshit [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 8th, 2020
    6,331
  17. Chapter 16: Love Can Kiss My Ass [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 8th, 2020
    7,208
  18. Little special [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 24th, 2019
    2,096
  19. Chapter 17: So, Some Shit Starts Up [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 8th, 2020
    8,297
  20. CHOOptah tenEIGht: Some REAL shizzle! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 8th, 2020
    60
  21. Chapter 18: Wherefore Art Thou, Tom-Fuckery? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 8th, 2020
    8,692
  22. Chapter 19: Fuckin’ Who? Nah, Fucka You. (Re-rewritten) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 8th, 2020
    5,645
  23. Chapter 20: Fuck Ups And Some Shit [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 8th, 2020
    5,128
  24. Chapter 21: So This is Some Weird Shit [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 8th, 2020
    7,655
  25. Chapter Not-22: The Battle of Fuck-It [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 8th, 2020
    1,424
  26. Chapter 22: So Bullshit Gets Better [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 8th, 2020
    5,808
  27. A Special! (Author QnA) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Sep 20th, 2019
    1,732
  28. Shorts: Multiversal Fuckup [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 6th, 2019
    1,407
  29. Chapter 23: Aaaand Shit Hits The Fan... [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 8th, 2020
    5,712
  30. Chapter 24: Fuck Wars [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 8th, 2020
    6,611
  31. Chapter 25: The Part Where We’re Fucked [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 8th, 2020
    5,811
  32. Chapter 26: Welcome To Manehatten! Now Get Your Shit And Get Out. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 8th, 2020
    5,886
  33. Chapter 27: Fuckin’ Greeeaaat [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 8th, 2020
    5,612
  34. Chapter 28: Fucking Bootleg Christmas and Shit (End of Arc 2) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 8th, 2020
    5,602
  35. Short: Board (As Fuck) Meetings [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 4th, 2020
    1,986
  36. Short: Guard Duty [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 8th, 2020
    2,077
  37. Short: Whisking Away... [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 22nd, 2020
    2,890
  38. Short: A Reality Check [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 25th, 2020
    3,040
  39. Kwality cahntint (April Fools) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 1st, 2020
    1,945
  40. Chapter 29: Oh Fuck I Forgot How To Make A Proper Chapter Title Oh Shit Oh- [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 27th, 2020
    9,917
  41. Chapter 30: If You Do The Fuckin’ Thing... [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Aug 15th, 2020
    4,534
  42. Chapter 31: ... And You Don’t Fuck It Up.... [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Sep 16th, 2020
    7,631
  43. Chapter 32: ... It Still Falls The Fuck Apart. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 10th, 2020
    8,729
  44. Chapter 33: Fuckers Stole My Chapter Title. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 2nd, 2021
    5,826
Published Jul 31st, 2018
Last Update Mar 2nd, 2021

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