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Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: A New Universe

by mtnetsurfer

Chapter 81: Atum of Life

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Atum of Life

Been looking forward to this one. Especially the quip I give at the end. We've reached the mansion, now the crew is ready to face the last of DIO's minions.


Atum of Life

Iggy finally returned to group the following day. "Hey guys," he said, "I managed to stumble on DIO's mansion. Took out the guardian as well." "I was thinking there might be an enemy Stand user guarding the mansion," Avdol said, "The man we sent to look for it never returned." Iggy nodded. "He's dead. The Stand user who killed him was a falcon that could control ice. He was tougher than I thought he'd be, but I got him in the end." "He still suffered several injuries in the process," said a familiar voice, "Luckily the Speedwagon doctors were able to patch him up."

The group turned in the direction of the voice. Sure enough, it was Kakyoin, now sporting a pair of sunglasses. "It's also because of them that my eyes recovered faster, though I still need these shades until they regain their former strength." "Kakyoin!," Jotaro said, "We were starting to miss you!" "I knew it was a good idea to request Speedwagon's help in your treatment," Joseph said. Kakyoin nodded. "Yes, and thank you for that, though the regular doctors did get a little suspicious of me for a moment because of that."

"It's good that you're back," Fluttershy said, "Now our team is back in one piece." "And just in time," Iggy said, "Follow me. I'll take you to DIO's mansion." As they drew closer, the presence of the evil within the mansion seemed almost overwhelming. "OH MY GOD!," Joseph said, "This is it! DIO's clearly inside here!" "It's even stronger than when I last fought him!," Jonathan noted, "I guess that's what happens when an already powerful being gains a Stand!" "This is it then," Jotaro said, "Our final destination. We either defeat DIO here and now, or die trying."


Inside the mansion, DeKurliss frowned. "Pet Shop is dead. The Joestars are right on our doorstop. It won't be long before you face them, my Lord." DIO nodded. "There's no more need for you to be here. Take my diary and find Pucci. He'll know what to do with it." "It'll take him some time to gather the resources needed to accomplish your vision of Heaven," DeKurliss pointed out. DIO noted. "Perhaps, but I want to have all my bases covered. Now go. My other servants will hold the Joestars off long enough for you to escape."

Nukesaku chuckled. "At long last, we get to kill the Joestar bloodline once and for all." Kenny laughed. "Did you really include yourself in this? We told you before, Loser, there's no way you'll stand a chance against a Stand user." "Speaking of that," DIO said, "Perhaps you should activate your own Stand." Kenny nodded. "Of course. The illusions my Stand creates will leave the Joestars wandering the mansion for hours. Tenor Sax!"


"I don't like this," Joseph said, "That gate's wide open, as is the front door. DIO clearly knows we're here." "We can't all go charging in there," Hol Horse said. Polnareff looked inside. "That hallway is way too long. I can't even see the other side. This must be the work of another Stand user." "Be on guard," Jonathan said, "DIO still has one more Glory God remaining." Sure enough, Telence could be seen floating down the hallway, stopping just inside the door. "Welcome, Master Joestar. You've been expected. I am Telence T D'Arby, the butler of the household." "D'Arby?," Avdol said in surprise, "As in the younger brother of Daniel J D'Arby?"

"Indeed," Telence replied, "And you'll find me a much more formidable opponent than my brother. But this is not the location to do battle." Hol Horse tipped his hat. "You're not thinking of trying to avenge your brother, are you?" Telence scoffed. "Certainly not. My brother went up against you and lost, that's his fault. My only goal is protecting Lord DIO. You see, my brother and I are quite different. For starters, I am ten years younger and think quite differently. He tried to cheat to win, an outdated style of thinking. He could only win against old people or beginners. DIO recognized this, which is why he chose me to serve at his side as his butler."

"Does your Stand work differently too?," Jotaro asked. Telence responded by calling out his Stand, a robotic humanoid. "Atum has some similarities to my brother's Stand," Telence admitted, "But it also has differences." "Is that so?," Jotaro said, "Then let's see what kind of differences. Star Platinum!" Star Platinum appeared. "Let's see," Telence said, "I'll bet you'll try striking me with your left arm. Are you willing to bet?" Jotaro raised an eyebrow and made to strike using Star Platinum's right arm instead.

Atum, however, dodged easily. "You made to dodge before I even made a punch," Jotaro noted, "You somehow knew I'd strike with my right arm." Telence shrugged. "Like my brother Daniel I enjoy gambling, but unlike him I can never seem to win. Tell you what, as an apology for wasting your time, I'll take you to a wonderful world." Atum grabbed Star Platinum's arm as a hole appeared below Telence, pulling Jotaro and Stand down with them. Immediately Kakyoin, Joseph, and Fluttershy used their Stands to grab him.

"I see," Telence said, "I suppose there's room for a few more." Immediately the hole began sucking the trio in. "Avdol!," Joseph called out, "It looks like we'll have to deal with him. If you don't hear from us in ten minutes, burn down the mansion. Even if it doesn't kill DIO it'll expose him to the sun." After saying this, the three Stand user got sucked into the hole, leaving Avdol, Hol Horse, Polnareff, Iggy, and Jonathan at the entrance.


The four friends opened their eyes to find themselves on an island in the middle of an ocean. "Gimme a break...," Jotaro said, "What the hell are you trying to pull?" Telence approached a table in the middle of the island, where several TVs and a game console were placed. "Care for a drink before we begin? Unlike the scenery around us, the wine is quite real. And rest assured it isn't poisoned. With what my Stand can do there's no need." "So we're still in the house then?," Joseph said.

"Indeed," Telence said, "Though even I'm not sure where exactly. I will say this is the work of another Stand user within the mansion. But once it activates only Lord DIO and the Stand user himself knows how to navigate it. I'm assuming we're somewhere in the basement, but I can't be sure." "We were told that there were at least two other Stand users in the building," Joseph said, "So, I'm assuming you plan on keeping us here unless we beat you."

"Your brother also mentioned you were even more horrible than he was," Jotaro said, "What did he mean by that?" Telence smiled. "I suppose he would think that. Allow me to show you." He walked over to a cabinet and opened it. Inside was a number of puppets of both genders. "It's not as extensive as Daniel's," Telence admitted, "Still, it's a collection to be proud of." Just then, one of the female dolls started speaking. "D'Arby... Stay with me... Speak with me..."

The rest of the dolls also started muttering and moving, and Fluttershy placed her hands over her mouth in horror. "D'Arby wasn't kidding... This is far worse than what he does..." "I said earlier that my Stand has similarities to Daniel's Osiris," Telence said, "Like Osiris, my Atum can steal the souls of people I defeat. I then infuse these puppets I create with those souls. My brother's collection is extensive, but I find it boring. All those poker chips look the same, no variety. But this collection I can change and talk to as I wish."

He picked up the puppet that first talked. "Like this enchanting beauty. Her name is Sophia. Beautiful, yes? She prefers Chanel, but I chose a Versace for this outfit." He pointed to a doctor puppet. "Doctor Elliot here is a serial killer. He's killed eight people, all of whom were his own patients. His murder stories are so interesting to listen to. I made the accessories myself." He then pointed to a Japanese looking puppet. "This one was my most difficult opponent. He has an IQ of 190. It took quite some time to beat him."

Jotaro scoffed. "At least your brother gave his victims the peace of oblivion. But you... You're a monster that may be even worse than DIO, if that's even possible." The four of them brought out their Stands. "Ah, I wouldn't attack," Telence said, "Jotaro, you experienced it earlier. The theory behind how my brother and I can use our Stands to steal souls relies on the fact that when a person admits defeat, their soul's energy is reduced to zero. Now earlier I was able to grab your soul, but of course you had not yet admitted defeat. However, in the instant your attack was easily dodged there was a weak spot, which Atum took advantage of. Take a look at your arm."

Jotaro rolled up his sleeve to reveal a large hand had embedded itself into his skin. Atum then revealed that hand was missing from its form. The group gasped. "Atum has a firm grip on your soul," Telence explained, "Now at this point I could use it to break your arm. That would certainly please Lord DIO, but it would also release Atum's grip on your soul, freeing Joseph, Kakyoin, and Fluttershy to beat the living daylights out of me. Essentially it's a Mexican standoff."

He indicated the TVs and console. "Instead we'll gamble using these video games. When I admit defeat, your arm will be released." Jotaro shrugged. "If that's how you want to play it. But you'd better hope you don't regret this path." Telence smiled. "Very good. But because you're the one acting a hostage right now, I think we'll have Kakyoin play first." Jotaro raised an eyebrow. "Why him?" "Pragmatism," Telence explained, "If I take your soul, Fluttershy will immediately attack me. If I try for her, there's no doubt you'll try and attack one-handed just to avenge her. And Mister Joestar should require no explanation. Kakyoin is more likely to wait until he's the last one standing before trying to attack me."

"It's no trouble," Kakyoin said, "I'm actually quite good at video games, and these are all older games most people have beaten anyway." He picked up one of the cartridges. "Does 'F-Mega' work for you?" Telence nodded. "If you like." He then brought out a puppet designed to resemble Kakyoin. "As you can see, I already came prepared. Rest assured I wasn't sure how many of you I'd get at once, so I planned ahead by making puppets for each member of your group." He then saw Joseph using Hermit Purple on the console. "Just checking to make sure there's nothing funny about this console."

"If it makes you feel better," Telence accepted, "But unlike my brother, I don't cheat." He and Kakyoin sat down, Kakyoin taking off his glasses. "I've played this game before," Joseph said, "F-Mega is a part-racing, part-fighting game." Both players picked Car A to start. "That's a good starting car," Fluttershy noted, "It can reach speeds of 425 kilometers an hour in only seventeen seconds." Kakyoin went for number 28, as it was that year's winner of the Formula-1 season, while Telence went for 15, since his birthday was January 5.

Finally, Track 1 was selected as the course, a two-thousand meter straightaway followed by six turns, then a speed tunnel, which could take the racers to speeds of 850 kilometers an hour. "I'm sure you know the rules," Telence said, "If either of us leaves the track our racer will explode. The one with the fastest time wins. Feel free to use your Stand however you wish during the race." As the racing lights counted down, Telence started using Atum to mash the accelerator button. This gave him an early boost as the race started.

However, it wasn't a lead he kept for long, as Kakyoin used Hierophant Green to spin his car to attack Telence's, causing them both hit the sides of the track. "That was a risky move," Telence said, "One mistake and you'd have gone off the track. Yet you pulled it off without fear. Have you perhaps played this game before?" Kakyoin grinned. "Perhaps." He immediately moved to get his car back on the track as Telence did the same. "Now they're moving at the same speed," Joseph said.

"Not quite," Jotaro said, "Take a look. Kakyoin's car is on the outside lane. That's a dangerous place to be once they start hitting the turns." Kakyoin didn't hesitate at all, taking the turn at the same time as Telence, allowing them to keep their dead heat. "I'm impressed," Telence said, "Despite your soul being on the line you show no fear. Like you've conquered it altogether. Then again, if you weren't so good you wouldn't be worth keeping in my collection."

'I've had a good lesson in fear from your master,' Kakyoin thought, 'Ever since he planted his little flesh bud in me. When I first met him, I was shaking all over. I nearly threw up from the fear. DIO made an offer to be friends, and I thought that meant I would live, but I was naive. But Jotaro opened my eyes when he removed that flesh bud. That's when I swore to redeem myself. I'm not the same Noriaki Kakyoin I once was.'

The race continued through the turns as the dead heat continued. "The sixth turn is coming up," Joseph said, "After that it's the speed tunnel." "But it's only wide enough for one car," Fluttershy noted, "So the first one to get there is likely to get a big lead." Telence grinned. "You think you're winning Kakyoin? Look at your power bar. It's lower than mine. You lost a great deal of power when you spun me out. Didn't you see that?" Sure enough, Kakyoin's car didn't have the power to push Telence's away to hit the tunnel.

Kakyoin smirked, and Hierophant Green manipulated the directional pad, causing his car to lift up on two wheels. This let it run up on the ceiling of the tunnel. "Now we're still tied going into the tunnel," he said, "You got careless thinking only of the power bars and the basic track." Telence growled and started smashing his car against Kakyoin's, trying to get ahead. 'I just need to get ahead by a fraction of a second. Once the cars leave the tunnel their speed will boost to 850 kilometers an hour.'

At that moment, the screen seemed to black out, though the HUD was still visible. "What happened?," Joseph asked. "At this point we have to race in the dark," Kakyoin explained, "The tunnel has eight turns, a mining zone, and a cannon. After that is the exit. One mistake spells disaster, so we have to time the turns with our other four senses." It got tense as the cars reached the cannon part, the lights coming from the shots revealing Telence had managed to pull ahead. "I managed to get him to slow down. My power wasn't wasted."

The cars exited the tunnel with Telence now a full car's length ahead of Kakyoin. "I've won!" "Not yet!," Kakyoin called out, "You're still low on power!" He spun his car again, knocking Telence off the track. Telence just smiled. "So you lagged behind on purpose. But you're not the only one who planned ahead." Sure enough, Telence's car was flying right at a later point of the track. With the speed it got from the tunnel, the car landed safely, gaining a big lead.

"Normally a car could never make that jump," Telence admitted, "Even at 850 kilometers an hour. But if it was hit at a high enough speed, then it's possible. That was the tactic I prepared." Suddenly, Kakyoin's face looked freaked out, and Atum grabbed his soul out. Telence breathed a sigh of relief. "Though to be honest it was no guarantee. This is the first time I've actually sweated during a match. Kakyoin, you were most definitely my toughest opponent yet."

Kakyoin's soul was placed inside the doll. "This one will have a special place in my collection," Telence said, "Unlike all my others opponents, Kakyoin never made a single mental mistake. I had to rely on a risky move and pure luck to win." Jotaro then realized Atum's hand had disappeared from his arm. "I'll be needing both arms to compete with you, Jotaro," Telence explained, "Since your Stand is known for its precision and accuracy."

Jotaro sat down. "Hey, Jotaro," Joseph said, "It should be my turn next." "Not unless you've played any of these games more than Kakyoin," Fluttershy pointed out. Jotaro picked another cartridge. "This should do nicely. 'Oh! That's a Baseball!'" Telence smirked. "That's my best game." "Yeah, and poker was Daniel's," Jotaro pointed out, "I still beat him." After Joseph checked the game just to be sure, the system was started up. "Luckily Jotaro is quite the baseball player," Fluttershy said.

"Yeah, but that's in real life," Joseph pointed out, "Playing it in a video game makes it a little different." "Standard baseball rules apply in this game," Telence said, "The only difference is that the game will end automatically end if the score difference is larger than eleven." "I'll pick Bluesky Stadium for the ballpark," Jotaro sad, "It has a Centerfield of 120 meters, and a Left and Right Field of 95 meters. As for my team, I'll go with the Jaguars."

"A high offensive power team with two players that have a batting average of 0.400," Telence noted, "Not a bad choice. Then I'll go with the Red Dragons. With an even win to loss record of 21 each, they're considered the Jaguars' nemesis." Jotaro went Number 41 for a strong starting pitcher, while Telence went with Number 15, for the same reasons he picked the number for his car. "I'll bat first," Jotaro said. He then saw Telence drawing something on the screen with a digital pen. "What are you doing?," Jotaro asked.

"You can draw faces for the players in this game," Telence explained, "I thought it thematically appropriate if our teams looked like our Stands." Sure enough, the Red Dragons all morphed to resemble Atum, while the Jaguars morphed to resemble Star Platinum. The first pitch was thrown, but Jotaro swung too early and got a strike. "What the hell was that, Jotaro!?," Joseph demanded. He then saw Jotaro was still hitting the button to swing. "Sorry, I didn't realize the pitch was being thrown. I'm trying to get a feel for the controls."

Telence raised an eyebrow. 'He knows the rules of baseball, he just doesn't know the controls of the game. Still, he's a fast learner. I can't take him lightly.' Another pitch was thrown. This time Jotaro swung after the ball was already in the glove. After a third strike with a seemingly stupid mistake, Joseph grabbed Jotaro. "Are you out of your mind!? You do remember you bet your soul on this game right!?" He then got slapped with a leaf created by Music in the Trees. "Calm down, Mister Joestar, it's early in the game."

Telence scoffed. "I hope you're not trying to play dumb with me." "Not at all," Jotaro said, "Now, I believe it's time for my second batter." However, it wasn't long before this batter struck out as well. A third batter soon had two more strikes. 'This man doesn't know anything about video games,' Telence decided, 'It's almost not worth it. Still, now I know all about his hitter's cold zones.' "Okay, I think I got this now," Jotaro said as Telence prepared his next pitch, "I've basically memorized how to hit." Sure enough, despite Telence having aimed for a low pitch, Jotaro managed to hit the ball and score a home run.

"This game is pretty fun," Jotaro said, "It's almost like real baseball, but more futuristic. I like it." Telence was growling. 'In only eight pitches he started to learn the batting controls. I was a fool to underestimate him. Still, he revealed himself in only the first inning. All the same, Jotaro Kujo, you may just be the opponent I've been waiting for.' Before long, Jotaro managed to score an additional three runs, leading Telence by four. "Well Telence, it looks like my grandson's learned the game," Joseph said smugly, "If you release Kakyoin's soul here and now and take us straight to DIO, we promise to spare you."

Telence scoffed. "You know, my brother is a genius at gambling, but also a genius at cheating. He made big money while traveling the world, gambling for thrills. He thought his whole purpose in life was to gamble. But he never once gambled against me. Most brothers like to play games with each other, but we never did. However, that's not because we didn't have a good familial relationship, quite the contrary."

He leaned back in his chair. "When I was fifteen, Daniel had his eyes on my girlfriend. Despite the fact that he's ten years older, I didn't hesitate to beat him to a pulp, breaking his ribs and kicking him until he threw up. But he only admitted to being at fault." He smirked. "My brother could never beat me, and now Jotaro is feeling that same anxiety. He doesn't yet know my powers, and it's getting to him. I'll substitute pitchers to Number 77." Fluttershy sighed. 'It's always the same. People thinking they can see right through Jotaro's stoic demeanor. He's concerned about Telence's power alright, but it's not making him anxious.'

"Just to make things interested," Telence said, "I'll call my pitch. Forkball down the middle!" Jotaro didn't give any indication that he cared. "Just make your pitch." The pitch turned out to be a fastball, though still down the middle. Regardless, Jotaro managed to hit it, though at such an angle that it became a pop fly. Telence's First Baseman caught it, leading to Jotaro's third out. "Jotaro why did you trust his words?," Joseph asked, "You went for it thinking it was a forkball."

"No," Jotaro clarified, "He knew I'd try swinging at it like it was a forkball. So he changed it to a fastball. There's something that's been bugging me ever since we entered this mansion. Telence was somehow able to tell which fist Star Platinum would try striking him with. If I had tried swinging like I thought he was pitching a fastball, he would have switched it to a forkball." Telence's batter aimed with his bat. "Who does he think he is, Babe Ruth?," Fluttershy asked.

"This ball will be hit right into the left stands," Telence announced. "Grandpa," Jotaro said, "You checked the console, right?" Joseph nodded. "Yeah, and I've been watching his movements carefully." "Then this has got to be his Stand doing this," Jotaro realized, "It has another power besides just stealing souls." He aimed his pitch right for the hitter. Telence smirked as he made his batter back up and swung, hitting a home run. Jotaro nodded. 'Yeah, this is definitely a Stand that can read minds. This makes things difficult. I'll need to pull something new off if I hope to beat it.'

Telence managed to bring his score up to three, calling his shots and asking questions about Jotaro's pitches each time. That got Jotaro thinking. He then took his cap off and placed it on the monitor. "Jotaro, this isn't going to work," Joseph said, "It's not like he's looking into your eyes to read the monitor." "I just needed to cool off," Jotaro said as he wiped some sweat from his brow, "But now I don't need to anymore. Hey, Telence. I'll be calling my pitch now." That got both Joseph and Telence looking shocked, while Fluttershy grinned.

"I'll pitch a high and away fastball," Jotaro declared. "Jotaro, what did you just say!?," Joseph demanded. Fluttershy then put a hand on his shoulder. "It's okay. I think he's figured something out." Joseph looked at her, then Jotaro, then he nodded in understanding. Telence smirked. 'He can't be that stupid. My Stand Atum can read the souls of others using yes or no questions. Unlike reading minds, reading one's soul is one hundred percent accurate.'

"So," Telence said, "High and away fastball?" Through Atum's eyes, he could see Jotaro's soul calling out, "YES! YES! YES!" Telence was honestly surprised. 'Well he wasn't lying. He really intends to pitch high and away. Jotaro, you bluffed my brother into losing, but there's no way that will work on me.' Jotaro made his pitch. "I hope you haven't forgotten!," Telence said, "Once the difference in our score is greater than eleven... You lose!" But his smugness dropped quickly as the fastball suddenly turned into a curveball, shocking him.

He quickly adjusted his swing and managed to hit, but instead of the home run he wanted, it wound up bouncing to Jotaro's Third Baseman, who quickly threw it to the Shortstop, then the First Baseman, resulting in Telence's first out. Telence started to sweat. 'That's impossible! It wouldn't matter if Jotaro was some sort of holy man or expert gambler, it's impossible to control someone's soul!' "My next will also be a high and away fastball," Jotaro said, with his soul calling out, "YES! YES! YES!"

Telence's eye twitched. "Jotaro, do really intend to cheat?" "I DO! I DO! I DO!" Sure enough, the pitched turned out to be a low inside curveball. The batter hit it, but it turned into a pop fly that Jotaro's Pitcher managed to catch, giving Telence two outs. Telence stood up. "Jotaro, you tampered with the console somehow, didn't you!?" "NO! NO! NO!" Telence was surprised. It was clear that Jotaro was cheating. "Damn you! Just how are you cheating!?" But there was no response from Jotaro's soul, causing Telence to freak out. 'Shit! I forgot I can only ask yes or no questions!'

"I see," Jotaro said, "I thought your telepathy involved those questions you keep asking. But it looks like the answer has to come in the form of a yes or no. Like your brother said, it's not cheating if you don't get caught." Telence growled. 'Damn it! I know he's cheating somehow! If I could only find out his method!' Fluttershy giggled. "I think you turned the tables, Jojo." Jotaro smiled. "My next pitch is a high and away fastball." "Don't think you can trick me!," Telence called out, "Not cheating unless you're caught!? Who do you think you're speaking to!? I'll reveal your trick and lay claim to your soul!"

Jotaro remained calm. "You can already tell whether or not I'm lying. There's no need to fly off the handle. I told you, high and away fastball. Now get ready to bat." Telence focused Atum on Jotaro, his soul calling out, "YES! YES! YES!" This kept up as Jotaro made his pitch. As the pitch came in, it still looked like a fastball. 'I'll reveal your trick, Jotaro Kujo! Just watch me!' But the fastball dropped into a forkball, even as Jotaro's soul continued to swear he would pitch a fastball.

The batter still hit, but only as the ball started to pass, causing it to go into the catcher's mitt. An automatic out. Telence was now starting to hyperventilate. "I think he's starting to lose his confidence in his Stand," Fluttershy noted, "You've got him on the ropes now." Telence growled as he knocked away Jotaro's hat. "This all started when you took this off!" He then checked the console as Jotaro went for his hat. Seeing nothing wrong, Telence saw Jotaro put his hat back on. "I get it! Your hat is the trick!?" "NO! NO! NO!"

Telence growled, then checked the monitors again. "You did something to the monitors or console right!?" "NO! NO! NO!" "Then you used your Star Platinum somehow!?" "NO! NO! NO!" "And still you're somehow cheating!?" "YES! YES! YES!" Telence was flabbergasted. 'I can clearly read his soul! So why did the ball change!? I don't get it! How is he cheating goddamn it!?' "He's starting to look a lot older," Joseph noted, "He doesn't look like he's twenty anymore."

"Even his brother took longer to break down completely," Fluttershy noted. "It's your pitch Telence," Jotaro pointed out. Telence sat down, but was still hyperventilating. 'I can do this... The score's four to three... I can make up that run. I'm the greatest gamer ever! My mind and will are strong! I've been through so many battles that I'm invincible! If I win at games, then I win at life!' As he thought, he made his pitch. But he was so out of it the pitch was careless and easy for Jotaro to hit, resulting in a home run.

Telence had a blank look on his face, unable to comprehend the game anymore. In that instant, Kakyoin's soul was immediately released from the puppet, snapping Telence out of it as he freaked out. "Damn it! I wasn't paying attention and accidentally released him!" "Accidentally nothing," Fluttershy retorted, "Your Stand doesn't work like that. Your heart knew you could no longer beat Jotaro, so it admitted defeat. That's all there is to it." As Joseph and Jotaro went to check on Kakyoin, Telence gasped when he saw Jotaro's controller. Hermit Purple was wrapped around it, in a perfect position to manipulate the directional pad and buttons.

"Whoops," Joseph said, "I got so excited I forgot." "It's fine," Jotaro assured him, "The game's already won." Telence was flabbergasted. "To think it was something so stupid... Joseph Joestar was the one playing the game the whole time?" "YES! YES! YES!" "You relied on your Stand too much," Fluttershy noted, "You were tunnel visioned on Jotaro, and never thought to check me or Mister Joestar. I bet your brother would have thought of this quickly."

"I'm glad you understood my plan, Grandpa," Jotaro said, "I didn't need to signal you or anything." Joseph chuckled. "We're family after all. I can always tell what you're thinking. Now then..." The three of them turned to Telence, who was freaking out. "Hey now! I already released Kakyoin! Can you please let me go!?" Jotaro scoffed. "Why not ask our souls if we'll show mercy?" Of course, said souls were calling out, "NO! NO! NO!" "Hey, here's a question," Fluttershy offered, "Will my boyfriend beat you up with his right hand or his left hand?"

Telence gulped. "Maybe very softly with the left...?" "NO! NO! NO!" "Uh... The right...?" "NO! NO! NO!" Telence freaked out. "Both of them!?" "YES! YES! YES!" "Are you gonna do the 'Ora Ora' thing!?" "Yes! Yes! Yes!," Joseph said, "Oh my god..." "ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!" "And it's a high fly, folks!," Fluttershy joked as Telence went flying, "Telence T D'Arby, the last of the Ten Glory Gods, is outta here!"

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