“Alright, listen carefully,” you explain. “I am going to explain the exact perfect process for how to steal love from a pony.”

“Very well. Go on,” Chrysalis commands, regarding you skeptically.

“First, you have to pick out a pony that tickles your fancy and with lots of love inside.”

“I already have one of those,” Chrysalis complains impatiently. “Get on with the next step.”

“Okay, next, you have to spend lots of time with that pony doing activities you both enjoy. That will fill up the pony with even more love.”

“Oh, shit, this is actually gold,” Chrysalis mutters to herself, using her magic to teleport a notepad and quill to her. She begins furiously scribbling notes on the paper. “I did a stint as an imposter princess for a while and in retrospect some of the stuff the stallion wanted to do is suddenly making sense.”

“Then it’s important to be kind, give lots of compliments and gifts, and when the pony is comfortable, you should start kissing him. Then, after that, the next step is to…”

“...And if you’ve done all of that stuff correctly, a year or so later the pony should give you a pretty ring and ask you to marry him. You should say yes, and then get married, which will be an entire day of just love.”

Chrysalis shudders and licks her lips. “I can already taste it.”

“Then finally, you should have lots of beautiful changeling-pony children and move to Ponyville, which has a great friendship school for them. Then, you can live happily ever after, feasting on all of the love that pony has to give.’

Finishing her notes, Chrysalis slams the quill down on the ground and smiles wickedly at you. “You are an absolutely ignorant buffoon! Now, I shall use all of these steps on you, making you my love slave for as long as you live!”

“O-oh no,” you quake in faux fear. “What a terrible mistake I’ve made!”

Chrysalis chuckles evilly. “Now then, my little...uh…” she looks at her notes. “My little stud muffin. I think that it is time for us to engage in an appointment...no, that’s not it...a date in which we will get ice cream together and snuggle close while watching a movie in an outdoor theater!”

“Oh, that sounds awful but I just can’t stop myself from accepting,” you moan, stumbling to your hooves.

Chrysalis also rises to her hooves and checks her notes. Then, she takes your hoof in hers and wraps her tail around yours. “We’re going to be totally in love,” she cackles evilly as she leads you out of the hive, “and there is nothing you can do about it!”

“I’m so excited,” you whisper to yourself, biting your lip to keep yourself from giggling in joy.

PERFECT ENDING

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