Books And Covers
Chapter 2: The Wrapper Still had a Smaller, Shitter Candy Bar
Previous Chapter“Come on, I’ve been laying around all day. I need to get up and take a walk.”
Luna, eyes closed and half asleep, didn’t bother replying to Apolo with mere words. Instead, she let out a knicker in his ear, nuzzling his throat. Her wings, already wrapped so lightly around him that they may as well have been a second skin, flexed, pressing the two of them just a little bit closer. Because of this, the human could feel the alicorn’s swollen, pregnant belly pressed up against his.
It had been months since Apolo had won his little wager with the princesses, and in that time quite a lot had happened. Somehow, despite all common sense and reason, his seed had very much taken for both alicorns. Celestia and Luna had been positively thrilled, as had the ponies of Equestria when they had been told. There was, however, some confusion when they had been told that the celestial sisters had been impregnated by the same person.
Celestia, ever the diplomat, had woven a tale full of love. It was will of harmony itself that had brought them all together, she had said, what else could explain how both her and her sister had fallen so thoroughly in love with this creature from beyond the stars?
Apolo had just shaked his head at that nonsense. A part of him had just wanted to tell a reporter what really happened and watched as Equestria imploded. While it would no doubt have been funny right up until an angry mob burned down the castle with him and the princesses in it, he had decided to just let Celestia have her fun.
Their wedding had been nice, if a little grandiose for his taste. The honey moon had been one of the most exhausting experiences of his entire life. Apparently, an alicorn’s libido went through the roof as the moment they were knocked up. No matter how many times he had fucked each of them silly they were ready for another round within the hour. Even now, with both Celestia and Luna ready to pop any day now, Apolo usually found himself being dragged into some isolated corner or closet to satisfy one of his wives.
Still, there were far worse things out there than being married to two beautiful mares that he genuinely enjoyed being around and loved. The fact that ponies called him your highness was still a little jarring though, as well as how clingy Luna was.
Right after their little bet, the princess of the night was as affectionate as he had ever seen her. This had only gotten worse as her pregnancy had progressed. It was now to a point where she wouldn’t bother with the Night Court if she wasn’t sitting in his lap.
Which brought him to where he found himself now, wide-awake, naked, aching from lying in bed too long, and desperately wanting to get up so he could stretch his legs.
“Come on, Luna,” he said, poking the mare’s cheek. “I’m dying here. Just let me up for like five minutes. I’ll take a quick walk around and be right back.”
Luna neighed. Her tail wrapped itself around his leg as one of her forelegs pawed at his side. Apolo continued poking her cheek, hoping that she’d get irritated enough to give him his freedom, only for Luna to grab his hand and hug it against his chest. Sighing, he let his head fall back onto his pillow just as the door to his bedroom—the royal bedroom as his wives called it—opened.
In walked a smiling Celestia. There was a sway in the mare’s step, which looked a bit comical with her big belly, as she kicked the door behind her. “Hello there, my dear husband,” she said, mirth mixed in with her usually regal tone. “I see that Luna still hasn’t released you yet.”
Luna’s ear perked up at her name, but other than that she was completely still, holding onto her human as if she feared that he’d disappear otherwise. Apolo gave her chest as scratch, much to her delight, looking up at Celestia with the most pitiful look he could muster.
“You mind helping me out?” he asked. “I’ve been trying to get her to let me go for an hour. My ass is starting to fall asleep.”
Celestia giggled at his expense, though she had the manners to cover it behind a hoof. “Luna was always the needier one during a pregnancy,” she said, eyeing her sister’s stomach. “Though I’m sure she just wants her two little fillies to get some quality time with their daddy.”
Apolo felt two kicks against Luna’s stomach. They were much harder than a normal unborn child of a mare, even an earth pony, more like an actual kick than a light tap.
“Yeah, I’m sure she does,” he said, giving Luna’s stomach a few rubs, which earned him a few more kicks from his soon-to-be little girls. “Speaking of kids, how’d the doctors go?”
“Very well,” Celestia said, making her way toward the bed. “The doctor that it’s going to be a perfectly healthy little colt. At least as far as he can tell, since he’s never had the pleasure of watching over an unborn alicorn.”
“Better a god-baby than some kind of abomination,” Apolo said as she climbed into the bed beside him.
“He said that our little colt is going to be larger than a normal newborn,” Celestia continued, leaning over to nuzzle him. “I think we have you to blame for that.”
“Yeah, and it’s not like you’re twice as tall as any other pony. I’m sure that doesn’t have anything to do with that,” he retorted as he kissed her cheek.
“Even so, he’s suggesting that I get a magical caesarean section just in case there might be any complications.”
“I’d listen to the doctor then, hon. There’s gotta be a reason why he’s got that fancy twelve-year degree. Now help me get outta this mess before I lose my marbles.”
Celestia laughed. “But what if I wish to spend some quality time with my wonderful and loving husband,” she said, leaning over to give his ear a nibble. “I’m feeling a bit… hungry.”
Her tongue slipped out of her mouth to lick his neck slowly. Months ago, Apolo would have been rock hard and ready to go after that little stunt, but he was a hard-boiled veteran of husbandry.
“Ten minutes,” he said as Celestia rubbed her cheek against his neck. “I just need to walk around for a bit, please.”
The alicorn let out a thoughtful hum. “I suppose,” she said, giving his Adam’s apple a kiss. “But I expect you to be back in ten minutes so I can rut you through this bed.”
With some masterful wiggling and careful movements, Celestia was able to switch places with Apolo to act as her sister’s hot water bottle. Luna, not feeling her human’s hairless skin on her body, let out an upset knicker, though she didn’t push Celestia away as she gave her older sister a nuzzle.
With a grunt, Apolo rolled off his bed and nearly flopped onto his face when his legs forgot how to work. Thankfully, he was able to catch himself in time and stumble over to his closet to get a shirt and some pants.
“Hurry back, dear,” Celestia called as he quickly dressed and made his way toward the door. “And if you happen to be in the area try and get some chocolate syrup from the kitchens.”
Apolo made a face. “I—” Stopping himself, he let out a sigh as he stepped out into the hallway. “Alright, honey. I’ll be back soon.”
“You better be. Otherwise I may have to make a snack out of Luna here~”
“Alright.”
“Oh, and before I forget. Twilight is wandering the castle today. She wished to speak to you about somethings.”
“Roger that. Love you, Celly.”
“Love you as well, my big, strong human.”
Shaking his head, the Apolo closed the door behind him. He spent a few seconds just standing there, breathing the free air, a man no longer imprisoned by wings and hooves.
He twisted right and left, grunting as he felt bones popping. He then tilted his head to both sides, then stretching his arms, closing his eyes. “There we go,” he mumbled.
With that, he began to make his way down the hall. There wasn’t really destination he was going toward, he was just wandering the labyrinth of hallways that made up the castle, wanting nothing more than to just enjoy stretching his legs and the sunshine that came through the windows. Here and there he’d see a guard or a servant. A bow would usually be attempted, and he’s thoroughly ruin it patting the mare or stallion on the head or playing with their ears before walking back them. Otherwise, the hallways were empty, allowing him to let his mind wander where it will.
He thought about his unborn children. He thought about all of the really nice letters that he had been getting—particularly from elementary schools—about the whole marriage to royalty thing. A small frown came to his face when he thought about Shining, and how the stallion had been following him around like a lost puppy every time he was in the city, staring up at him with those big blue eyes of his. That frown disappeared when he thought about the pizza that he was going to have the royal chefs make for him at dinner time. It saw going to have little bits of steak in it because he could order that now since he slept with the mares that paid them.
Apolo was so focused on his thoughts that he didn’t notice the rapid clip-clopping of hooves making its way toward him. There was a sharp clap as someone jumped and a flash of wings. The human was barely able to look up before something collided with him with enough force to knock him off his feet.
For a moment or two, he laid there stunned. This was just enough time for his attacker to stand over his prone form, a predatory grin on her face.
“Twilight?” he said. “The fuck you running into folks while they’re walking, you purple little dork?”
He tried to sit up, only for Princess Twilight Sparkle, the biggest book enthusiast in all of Equestria, forced him back against the floor with a sock-covered hoof.
“All of those months I bothered you about human mating habits and you never answered any of my questions,” she growled, pressing her nose against his. “I tried everything I could think of to get you to say anything. Bribes, threats, hypo suggestion .”
“Hypo suggestion?” Apolo said, only for a wing to cover his mouth.
“But none of it worked,” Twilight continued, her tone taking on a huskier hue. “And here I walk in on Celestia and Luna getting first hoof experience.”
She flapped her wings, blowing up a very noticeable sugary, musky smell. Apolo blinked, noticing that not only was she flushed but she was wearing two sets of purple and black striped socks.
“Twi, why in the name of Caesar’s are you talking about?” he asked.
Twilight snorted. “I’m saying that you and I need some first hoof experience as well,” she said, her tail flicking from side to side. “First hoof experience that’ll involve me rutting you into the ground until I’ll filled to the brim with your alien spunk~”
Before Apolo could respond, she leaned down and savagely kissed him. Her tongue forced its way into his mouth, and with surprising experience completely dominated his own wet muscle.
Twilight moaned into his mouth, clenching her backside as the tip of her tongue tickled the back of his throat. Her hips jerked and her wings flapped again. Gasping, she broke the kiss to stare down at him hungrily.
Apolo just stared back at her, still trying to figure out what the hell was going on. He picked his head up to see that the alicorn was wearing a pair of purple panties that hugged her round, full backside.
“Did you walk into the castle wearing that or did you put that on in some room?” he asked stupidly.
For a second, Twilight’s lustful gaze turned into one of confusion.
“Don’t you try to change the subject, you hunk of hot cock,” another voice said. “Twily and I are getting some of that human dick!”
Brow furrowing, Apolo looked past Twilight to see Shining standing not that far away. Like his sister, he was also wearing a set of socks and a pair of panties that could barely contain his slowly hardening stallionhood.
Apolo opened his mouth to say something, only to find that he couldn’t. He looked up at Twilight, then back at the stallion.
“…What the fuck are you doing, Shining?”
“I’m here to get my colt pussy wrecked,” Shining said matter of factly.
“Colt pussy?”
“Yes.”
“You came all the way down here, dressed up, put on eyeliner to—”
“Cadence helped with that. I did the lipstick myself. The choker was Twily’s idea.”
Twilight let out a yelp of surprise as Apolo leapt to his feet. Though sheer luck alone she was hand onto him by the neck.
“Fuck this. Fuck this,” he said, marching back in the direction of his bedroom with Twilight in tow. “I got outta bed to relax, not deal with this fantastical, nonsensical bullshit! I’m going back to bed.”
Shining’ eyes widened as his friend made his way down the hall. “Wait, Apolo! You can’t go yet!” he said, raising a hoof in protest. “You’re supposed to wreck my colt pussy, or fuck my throat until your cum is shooting out of my nose! At least do that thing with your hand again! Please? Please?!”