Fallout: Equestria’s Scoundrels
Chapter 35: Entry 034 - Discord's Ball (Song)
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Happy Nightmare Night, freaks! Haha, just kidding… I assume.
Hey, you’re from the Wastes, are any of us normal? Anyway, this was a song I was taught to sing for the Nightmare Night I spent in Stable T-Thirty, a night I wouldn’t forget in a hurry… The past few months since the chaotic first two weeks had been calm and peaceful, but everything changed that fearful, dark evening.
‘Discord’s Ball’ is based on some old devil, dragon and pony hybrid creature who used to play a bunch of pranks and scare his friends to near-death. He was an ass but turned out good in the end… Sounds like most of my wee pals.
This is the song about his cheeky night of fun...
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How do you do, I see you’ve made it to
My delightful little rib-tickling doo.
Maybe you’re here for a nibble,
Try that pastry, cheese and pickle!
Stay away from the green stuff, it’s for the Smooze!
That’s right ponies, this isn’t a dull river cruise.
Looking for a tipple? The berries and cherries never lose their ripple!
That cider is extra strength if you dare,
Even the punch has a cheeky bit of flair.
Twilight, girls, how fabulous you made it,
Celestia, Luna, do find a good place to sit!
Yes, it’s me, your friend D,
Your favorite baddie-turned-goodie, that’s me!
I’m just a master of mayhem,
From Eastside of the Chaos Realm,
Enjoy my chaotic Nightmare ball!
Good to see you all, Welcome to my ball,
I hope you enjoy the moving dance hall.
Take a seat, if you can catch the chairs floating past,
And the games we have planned will be a blast.
Any excuse for a party is all right with me,
Who else could organize a fest to this degree?
Nightmare Moon? What an ancient lazy loon!
One-thousand years for a plan as boring as a prune? That ain’t me!
My wicked ways deserved far more praise,
At least mine had a crazy maze!
And though I might be on the straight and narrow now,
I still know pranks and tricks to make you howl.
Right, Smoozy?
Yes, it’s me, your friend D,
Your favorite baddie-turned-goodie, that’s me!
I’m just a master of mayhem,
From Eastside of the Chaos Realm,
Enjoy my chaotic Nightmare ball!
So join in, have a dance,
Sing along, jump and prance,
And let the Lord of Chaos
Introduce your nightmarish hosts!
On the bar, Bat-ula, shaking up a cocktail or two,
The blue stuff is nice, try the red? It’s up to you!
Dr Ponystein’s beast is here to serve up a feast,
He’s dishing up ghoulish grills and spooky roasts.
On the decks, the Mummy is terrifyingly hip,
She’s cracking up the tunes from her crypt.
And lastly, your dance choreographer with the moves,
Who else could it be but my friend, the Smooze!
Yes, it’s me, your friend D,
Your favorite baddie-turned-goodie, that’s me!
I’m just a master of mayhem,
From Eastside of the Chaos Realm,
Enjoy my chaotic Nightmare ball!
Yes, it’s me, your friend D,
Your favorite baddie-turned-goodie, that’s me!
I’m just a master of mayhem,
From Eastside of the Chaos Realm,
Enjoy my chaotic Nightmare ball!
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Next Chapter: Entry 035 - A Dark Nightmare Night (Part One) Estimated time remaining: 31 MinutesAuthor's Notes:
Music for this chapter; Hex - The legend of the Towers at Alton Towers. Click here to listen to it!
Whipped up a quick song for 'Nightmare Night,' hope you enjoy it, I had fun writing it! I have a chapter I am hoping (fingers, toes, everything crossed) I finish it to release on the 31st! Happy Nightmare's Eve!
Quick thanks to Synesisbassist, Salty Alty (Link!) and Official Fallout Equestria (Link!) for editing.
Also, if you're enjoying it or you want to put your thoughts across, please share your ideas, comments, and horse noises below!
As always, thanks for reading and I'll catch you in chapter thirty-two!
All good things,
Scar*** *** ***
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