Lyra and Bon Bon had been working from home as phone sex operators for more than a month now. They never did hear back from Atomic Faith, which was just fine with them. As the weeks passed, Lyra and Bon Bon continued to arouse their clients through sensual speech. The two mares eventually became quite proficient in their new careers as fantasy sculptors.

Lyra and Bon Bon's first paychecks went towards upgrading their phones to wireless, 'hooves-free' headsets. There was a little button on the side of the headset that they could use to mute their microphones if they needed to talk to each other during a call. When speaking with clients, the mares enjoyed having their hooves free for other... activities.

"Sky five," Lyra said.

"Oh, don't stop! You're giving me such a massive wingboner!" Bon Bon screamed, before switching her mic off to calmly respond to her marefriend's guess, "Miss." In the midst of their paid phone conversations, Lyra and Bon Bon were enjoying the classic aerial strategy game, Cloud Bank. They sat on pillows across from each other, with the game in between them.

"Cloud six," Bon Bon said, before switching her mic back on, "Yes! Give it to me, baby! Fill your Spitfire up with hot, sticky cum!"

Lyra and Bon Bon were handling different clients at the same time. Bon Bon was catering to more of their typical fare. She was talking to a horny pegasus who wanted to bone the captain of the Wonderbolts. Bon Bon, being an excellent imitator, was able to make that wet dream a reality. Lyra's caller, on the other hoof, was a bit... different.

"No, that sounds interesting," Lyra said, bored, "Tell me about the rest of your day."

Some lonely stallions weren't interested in clopping to sexy moaning. They just wanted to talk to a mare who had no choice but to listen to them. Lyra tried to be nice, but there was a reason why these stallions were alone.

"So I went to this year's Humancon," the mouth-breathing stallion said to Lyra, "Do you like humans? I think they're so hot! Anyways, some griffons from the Howie Tern show interviewed me. I answered their questions about what fapping was and told them what kind of humans I liked to masturbate to." Lyra did a face hoof.

"It's numbnuts like this clod who give the rest of us human-lovers bad name," Lyra thought, "You can do what you like in the privacy of your own home, but when some shock jock sticks a mic in your face and asks you about your wet dreams, have the class to say, 'no comment.'" Lyra herself was fascinated with the whole human mythos, but a small number of freaks who confessed their fetishes on the radio were ruining it for the rest of them.

"Hey Bons?" Lyra said, getting her marefriend's attention, "You said Cloud six, right?" Bon Bon nodded, while giving an orgasmic moan.

"You zapped my weather pony," Lyra said, sadly, "That was my last piece. Good game." Bon Bon did a hoof pump. She wasn't super competitive, but she did enjoy winning.

"Mmm, baby," Bon Bon, moaned erotically, "You filled me up with so much cum, I know I'm gonna' get pregnant. What do you say, lover? Want to help me train the next generation of Wonderbolts as my new Co-Captain?" Bon Bon had become quite skilled at giving the customer exactly what he wanted.

"That was... amazing," the pegasus said breathlessly, as he basked in his afterglow.

"Anytime, Sweetie," Bon Bon said, cheerfully, "When you call next time, tell them you want Candy Ass. They'll send you to me and we can have more fun."

After hanging up with the caller, Bon Bon gave a big stretch and took off her headset. She put away the board game as Lyra laid back and and listened painfully to the stallion rattle off a detailed list of all the OC humans he had created.

"Buck," Lyra thought, miserably, "This stallion is so dense, he probably needs to get an erection before he can count to five!"

"My favorite one is Lola," the stallion said, "She's five feet, six inches tall, with Caucasian skin. Her blonde hair is long enough to rest on top of her tanned, C cup-sized breasts." Lyra rolled her eyes and seriously considered making a recording that said, "uh huh" every few minutes. It seems like the least painful way to endure these awful phone calls.

"I'm... I'm ready to start now," the stallion said, embarrassed, "Could... could you pretend to be Lola for me?" Lyra was taken aback. He wanted her to pretend to be a human? That was her fetish!

"Sh... sure," Lyra said, uncertainly, "A human." While Lyra found the human form highly attractive, she'd never done any role-playing before. Bon Bon wasn't turned on by people, so Lyra's options for expressing herself were sorely limited. Her heart beat fast as Lyra knew that tonight was going to be a totally new experience for her.

"I lean over you and put my hoov... my hands on your chest," Lyra said, nervously. She was a little turned on by vocalizing her deepest desires over the phone, "I press my warm palms against your soft coat and slide my silky smooth arms down your chest and stop at the base of your hard cock." Bon Bon shook her head. While she still respected Lyra, in spite of all her weird fetishes, Bon Bon could never figure out the appeal of clopping to humans.

"Oooh," the stallion moaned, "What next?" Bon Bon stared at her marefriend, concerned. Even when Lyra pretended to cum for a caller, she always looked calm and collected; but with this client, she was sprawled on her back all hot and bothered as she lazily played with her clit. If Bon Bon didn't know any better, she would have sworn Lyra was getting turned on by all of this.

"Then I... I take my fingers and I slide them into my mouth," Lyra said as her pussy began to drip, "While still sucking on my slender digits, I take my other hand and begin fingering my wet pussy." Lyra's obsession with hands was more than just a fetish; it was idol worship. Carpals, metacarpals and phalanges; Lyra loved them all. She reverenced all parts of the hand.

"I insert one finger inside my pussy," Lyra said, growing more aroused with every sentence, "Two fingers. Three fingers! Oh Celestia, buck yes!"

"What about me?" the stallion asked, starting to feel left out.

"Oh right!" Lyra said, apologetically, "I was just getting myself nice and wet. Now, what can Lola do for you?"

"Give me a tittybuck," the stallion said, raunchily. Bon Bon watched as Lyra took her hooves and held them in front of her flat chest as though she were squeezing invisible breasts, Bon Bon shook her head. Of all the quirks of human anatomy, the location of mammaries was one of the most bizarre.

"Human breasts are so weird," Bon Bon thought, "They hang down right below their shoulders, for pony's sake!" In spite of herself, Bon Bon was getting turned on by her marefriend's erotic display. Bon Bon lowered her hoof between her legs and touched her own nipples, which were located above her genitals. Lyra's feminine scent was making Bon Bon so horny that her nipples were getting hard.

"I squirt some coconut oil onto my hands and rub it all over my breasts to make them nice and slick," Lyra said, "Get ready stud, because my coconut mounds are about to give your cock a five minute vacation!" Not wasting any time, Lyra proceeded with the fantasy.

"I grab my glistening tits and press them on either side of your fat cock," Lyra said seductively, "As I start pumping with my hands, I can feel the veins of your throbbing shaft rubbing against my boobs." Bon Bon's pussy was dripping now. She wished Lyra would hurry up and finish that damn phone call already so they could screw.

"My long, blonde hair falls down over my face as I lower my head and start tickling the tip of your dick with my tongue," Lyra said, "Mmm, I can taste your precum." Lyra was so turned on by pretending to be a human that she thought she should be charging herself for this phone call.

"Bon Bon," Lyra said breathlessly, "My pussy's drenched! Go get Jack and Jill!" Bon Bon eagerly ran off to their bedroom to get Jack and Jill, which were the names of Bon Bon and Lyra's dildos, respectively.

Jack was a medium-sized red rubber dildo that was shaped like a horse cock. He was the standard kind one would find in any adult novelty store.

Lyra's pussy pleaser, Jill, was more of a specialty order. She was shaped like a female human hand and was designed to look and feel like real human skin. The index and middle fingers of Jill stuck rigidly straight out, while the other fingers were pressed against the palm of the hand. Lyra used her dildo whenever she felt like jilling off, which is the female equivalent of jacking off.

Bon Bon returned to see her marefriend rubbing at her clit furiously with both hooves. Lyra spread her legs in anticipation as Bon Bon happily trotted up with their masturbatory aids. Leaning her head down, with her ass sticking up, Bon Bon began to lap at Lyra's overflowing honeypot.

"Ooh... buck yeah," Lyra said, as her body became awash in pleasure from her marefriend's touch. Lyra put her hooves on the back of Bon Bon's head and pressed her down further. Lyra's sensitive clit was being rubbed by Bon Bon's nose as she stuck her tongue inside the unicorn's pussy and wiggled it around.

Wanting to return the favor, Lyra levitated Jack and stuck him in her mouth. She turned the mic back on so the stallion could hear all her obscene sucking and slurping sounds.

"Mmm... I've never had a stallion's cock in my mouth before," Lyra moaned, "You're much bigger than any human dick!" When Jack was sufficiently slick, Lyra removed him from her mouth with a loud pop. She levitated Jack over to Bon Bon's backside and tried to press him against her pussy. After almost accidentally sticking him in her ass, which elicited a panicked squeal from Bon Bon, Lyra finally found her marefriend's pussy.

Jack slid in effortlessly as Bon Bon let out a groan of pleasure from being so completely filled. Bon Bon pulled her dripping mouth away from Lyra's snatch and picked up Jill. Bon Bon inserted Jill into her mouth and ran her tongue around Jill's fingers. When Lyra's dildo was coated in saliva, Bon Bon slowly rubbed the fingers over Lyra's puffy marehood.

"Quit teasing me," Lyra pleaded, "Just shove her in already!" Lyra's accordion-like inner folds parted to accommodate Jill. Bon Bon slid both fingers completely inside. Jill's thumb, which was slightly upturned, pressed against Lyra's clit like it was a doorbell. A joy buzzer may have been a more accurate term, because that sudden burst of stimulation sent shivers throughout Lyra's body. Refusing to let herself be distracted by her slowly building orgasm, Lyra continued her phone call.

"I squeeze my huge tits and rapidly rub them against your stallionhood," Lyra said, panting. She tried to keep it together as she felt Jill's fingers exploring the deepest reaches of her marehood. Bon Bon moaned as Lyra quickened her pace with the dildo. Jack plumbed the depths of Bon Bon's pussy, releasing a small river of her natural lube whenever he was pulled out.

"That's it, you dirty stallion! Buck my tits! Buck my tits!" Lyra said roughly to the stallion. Lyra was also acting rougher as evidenced by her forcefully pumping Jack inside Bon Bon.

Jill fell out of Lyra's pussy, as Bon Bon couldn't focus enough to keep the hand inside. To further stimulate herself, Bon Bon's was rubbing one of her hooves frantically against her clit. As she did so, she lay with her head turned to one side against the ground and her ass in the air. Her mouth was hanging open and she was drooling slightly; totally lost to pleasure. Every time Lyra thrust Jack back inside Bon Bon, she made a little moan. Suddenly, she stopped rubbing herself and let out a squeak.

"I'm cumming!" Bon Bon said. Milky fluid squirted from Bon Bon's pussy and landed on a puddle on the floor. Bon Bon's marehood continued to squeeze Jack like a vice, until Lyra removed him and set the slimy dildo on the table. After all that exertion, Bon Bon was too weak to stand. Her hind legs slid down to join the rest of her body on the floor. Her juices continued to flow as she reveled in her climax.

Wanting to repay the kindness, Bon Bon forced herself to crawl towards Lyra. Once she lay before her marefriend, Bon Bon put her head in front of the unicorn's glistening crotch. Bon Bon loved Lyra's marehood. The feminine folds of a mare's vulva were as unique as the shape of a snowflake, and Bon Bon had memorized every line and crease of her lover's pussy. Lyra's outer lips were quite large and the protective hood of her clit poked out between them.

Bon Bon stared with reverence at Lyra's clitoris, because she knew it was the only organ in either gender that was designed with pleasure as its sole function. Celestia, in her infinite wisdom, had put eight thousand nerve endings in the clitoris, which were dedicated exclusively to giving a mare pleasure. In contrast, a stallion's penis had only half that number of pleasurable nerve endings. There were some days when Bon Bon truly felt sorry for stallions and their inferior genitals.

"Alright stud, it's time to switch things up and finish you off with a traditional human hand job," Lyra said, talking excitedly into her mic, "Your precum flows freely down my fingers as I wrap them around your hot shaft." Bon Bon put her mouth on Lyra's blood-engorged clit and started sucking on it like a foal at its mother's teat. Lyra let out a shrill squeal of pleasure.

"Uh... " Lyra said, losing her train of thought, "I... I keep jerking your cock with my right hand while I fondle your balls with my left." Bon Bon continued to play with Lyra's sweaty pussy, as the earth pony's chin dripped with her marefriend's juices. Bon Bon pressed her teeth against Lyra's clit and nibbled affectionately. This sent Lyra over the edge.

"I'm cumming! I'm cumming!" Lyra screamed. She forgot to turn off her mic, but she was too consumed in her own pleasure to care who heard, "Come with me! Shoot your stallion seed all over my breasts! Give your little human a pearl necklace!"

As if following her own orders to cum, Lyra's feminine ejaculate flowed freely and splattered against Bon Bon's face. Lyra and Bon Bon both let out a contented sigh as Bon Bon crawled up to lay beside Lyra. The earth pony rested her head on Lyra's chest and quietly fell asleep from exhaustion. Lyra was about fall asleep herself, when she forgot about the stallion on the other line. She needed to wrap things up.

"No human has ever been able to make me cum like that before," Lyra said, hoping the stallion would buy her bluff, "My chest is covered in your delicious, sticky foal sauce. I rub my hand across my breasts and scoop up a glob of semen. I wiggle my cum-coated fingers as I stare at the strands of jizz cling between my digits. I want to taste your cum and start sucking it off my fingers." Lyra made a sensual moan and sucking sounds as she put her hoof in her mouth. Her heart was pounding in her chest as she was still recovering from one of the greatest orgasms she'd ever experienced. She listened for some sign of life from the stallion, but the line was silent.

"You were kind of quiet near the end," Lyra said, chuckling, "Too focused on taking care of business to speak, huh? I've been there before, let me tell you." Lyra put her left arm around Bon Bon's head and stroked her mane with her hoof, enjoying her afterglow. Suddenly there was a sound from the stallion's line.

(Flush!)

Lyra's eyes went wide. She heard the sounds of the stallion scrambling back into the room to pick up the phone.

"Sorry I had to put the phone down," the stallion said, "I had to go after I asked for a tittybuck. Did you start yet?" Lyra gave the mother of all face hoofs. She went back to take it again from the top. Once more, without feeling.

"I take some coconut oil and squeeze it on my tits," Lyra said, unenthusiastically.

"Actually," the stallion said, his voice shaking a little, "I took care of that in the bathroom with some human porn. Instead of sex, could you just hold me?" Lyra didn't know what to say. She felt sympathetic towards the stallion. Maybe there was more to him than just a salacious creep.

"Sure," she said, tenderly, "I'll hold you. I stroke your mane as you lay your head on my chest. My breasts cushion you as you listen to the steady beat of Lola's heart. My heart. A heart that beats only for your love." As Lyra said these words, she stroked Bon Bon's mane, who returned the affection with a smile in her sleep.

"I love you Lola," the stallion said.

"I love you too," Lyra said. As Lyra lay there, she felt a twinge of guilt. She'd gotten herself off on the customer's dime while he was on the can.

"I'll uh, refund the time you spend away from the phone," Lyra said, "I'd hate for you to feel like you were getting ripped off."

"Are you kidding?!" the stallion said, "You're the nicest mare I've ever talked to! I want you to keep all the money for the full call. Consider it as a tip for being so open-minded. Most mares think I'm a freak when I start talking about humans."

"Well they don't know what they're missing," Lyra said, "I'm always up for a little human role play. Next time you're in the mood, or if you just want to talk, remember to ask for G-String and we can do it up right." The stallion said he'd be sure to ask for her in the future. He thanked her for her professionalism and prepared to hang up.

"Wait!" Lyra said, "I did have one thing to say before you go. Do all of us human-lovers a favor and stop blabbing about your fapping material on national radio programs."

"Sorry," the stallion said, "I guess I just wanted attention."

"There are better ways to get attention than broadcasting your fetishes to the world," Lyra said, reproachfully.

"Like what?" the stallion asked.

"Have you ever considered writing fanfiction?" Lyra asked.