Rated T for excessive weirdness and future-proofing. Named because it seemed clever at the time never seemed clever at all but I made myself promise to use it anyway.

Here it is: a place for me to dump anything I write that's too short to be posted on its own. Maybe having this will get me to actually do that more often. (Then again, last time I set out to write something super short, "super short" turned out to be 3406 words.)

No descriptions of the individual stories will be provided; I'd prefer that the people who aren't going to read these not read them without preconceptions. Just assume that they're all kind of dumb, but I kind of like them anyway.