Login

If Wishes were Ponies . . . .

by tkepner
Harry Potter, after a beating by Dudley and friends — with the help of a real gang member — wishes he had somewhere safe to go, and starts crawling home. He ends up in Equestria. The CMC find him. A year later, an owl brings his Hogwarts’ letter!
113 Dislikes, 21,145 Views
(5 stars with 2 votes)

Harry Potter, after a beating by Dudley and friends wishes he had somewhere safe to go, and starts crawling home. He ends up in Equestria. The young Cutie Mark Crusaders find him. A year later, a Hogwarts owl unleashes the CMC, Harry, and Equestria upon wizarding Britain! And adorable cute magic-wielding ponies upon the rest of the world.

Copyedited by gerandakis. Excellent cover art by Mix-up.

Made Featured Stories starting Ch. 18, Jun 25, 2018!

Made Front Page Popular Stories – Jun 11 (15), July 10-13, 16-17, 19-21, 23 (24-29), Aug 1-2 (32-33), 9-10, 13-14, 22-23, 24-25 (35-38, 41-42), Sept. 14 (49), Oct. 5 (57), 2018!

Inspired by Dogger807’s hilarious story, “Magic School Days,” here on FiMfiction. While there is humour (and tree-sap) in this story, that is not its only focus.

Wow, Sir Chaos Omega made a TV-Tropes page for the story! Thanks!

Published on the FiMfiction website with the kind forbearance of the copyright owners of My Little Pony (Hasbro) and the Harry Potter series (Scholastic Press).

The timeline for “My Little Pony” is messed up. That is, if you look closely, the order of the shows as aired is out of order of their logical sequence. Evidence: in Swarm of the Century (#10) we see the dresses that Rarity makes in Suited for Success (#14) — so unless Rarity time-travelled, #14 should take place before #10! Also, in The Ticket Master (#3), the other five seem to know Twilight and Spike quite well, yet in Boast Busters (#6) they don’t seem to know Twilight at all.

With careful attention to details such as those, you can put the three years of episodes prior to Princess Twilight Sparkle (#65, Season Four) into a two-year stretch of time. If you work hard enough, you can even squeeze them down to one five-season stretch of Summer to Summer.

I used the two-year seven-part timeline mapped out by deviantart’s tobyandmavisforever (do a Google search for “tobyandmavisforever mlp timeline” as the fastest way to find them). Thus, Harry arrives in Equestria shortly after the Crystal Empire two-part episode, and Twilight and Spike have been in Ponyville just under a year even though the Crystal Empire episodes start the third year of My Little Pony.

Teen
Complete
Adventure
Comedy
Slice of Life

562,060 words: Estimated 2 Days, 9 Hours to read: [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]

Download: text html epub mobi

128 Chapters:

  1. 1 — The Great Escape, Pt. 1 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Sep 8th, 2021
    4,290
  2. 2 — The Great Escape, Pt 2. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 17th, 2020
    3,599
  3. 3 — Lost in Space [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 17th, 2020
    3,516
  4. 4 — Patients Are Not Playparks [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 17th, 2020
    4,098
  5. 5 — Dazed and Confused [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 18th, 2020
    4,057
  6. 6 — The Mysterious Enigma [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 26th, 2021
    3,538
  7. 7 — She’s Only Interested in My Body [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 17th, 2020
    4,882
  8. 8 — Library of Terror [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 17th, 2020
    3,903
  9. 9 — School Dazed [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 18th, 2020
    4,379
  10. 10 — The Ponyville Lake Siege [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 17th, 2020
    4,305
  11. 11 — Meanwhile . . . [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 15th, 2021
    3,198
  12. 12 — Weapons of Mass Destruction [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 15th, 2021
    4,966
  13. Part II – The Prodigal Son Returns — Ch. 13 — The Sap is Running [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 18th, 2020
    3,904
  14. 14 — A Secret Exposed [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 18th, 2020
    4,578
  15. 15 — For Whom the Owl Tolls [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 18th, 2020
    4,742
  16. 16 — And a Child Shall Lead Them [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 18th, 2020
    3,657
  17. 17 — Once More Into the Breach [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 14th, 2020
    3,984
  18. 18 — Preparations [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 18th, 2020
    4,544
  19. 19 — The Bare Necessities [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 18th, 2020
    3,805
  20. 20 — Pocket Money [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 20th, 2020
    3,742
  21. 21 — An Unexpected Visitor [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 18th, 2020
    4,095
  22. 22 — Surprise, Surprise! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 18th, 2020
    4,212
  23. 23 — Pub Crawling [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 18th, 2020
    4,042
  24. 24 — One Speed Only [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Sep 8th, 2021
    4,263
  25. 25 — The Bank Job [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 19th, 2021
    3,877
  26. 26 — The Shop Around the Corner [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 18th, 2020
    4,090
  27. 27 — It’s Bigger on the Inside [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 18th, 2020
    4,378
  28. 28 — Clowning Around [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 18th, 2020
    4,351
  29. 29 — The Naked Lunch [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 18th, 2020
    4,598
  30. 30 — The Red-headed League [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 18th, 2020
    4,648
  31. 31 — Divide and Conquer [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 18th, 2020
    4,700
  32. 32 — Appearances can be Deceiving [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 18th, 2020
    4,716
  33. 33 — Sometimes You Get What You Need [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 2nd, 2020
    4,384
  34. 34 — Unfettered, At Last [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 18th, 2020
    4,497
  35. 35 — Assumptions [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 18th, 2020
    5,100
  36. 36 — Déjà vu Crew [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 18th, 2020
    4,175
  37. 37 — The Three Curses [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Sep 8th, 2021
    4,619
  38. 38 — Dear God! It’s a Rabbit-hole! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 18th, 2020
    4,709
  39. 39 — How Deep Is It? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 18th, 2020
    4,567
  40. 40 — The Naked Truth [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 24th, 2020
    4,801
  41. 41 — And You Thought it Would Be Easy! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 18th, 2020
    4,388
  42. 42 — Completely Exposed [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jun 19th, 2021
    4,799
  43. 43 — Naked Panic [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 18th, 2020
    4,571
  44. 44 — Beginnings [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 18th, 2020
    4,915
  45. Part III – Hogwarts, First Year — Ch. 45 — Train Gang [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 19th, 2020
    4,784
  46. 46 — You Had Only One Job . . . [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 19th, 2020
    4,621
  47. 47 — Uh . . . Oops? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 19th, 2020
    4,555
  48. 48 — Dangerous? You’re Kidding, Right? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 19th, 2020
    4,789
  49. 49 — Brilliant. Scary, But Brilliant. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 19th, 2020
    4,985
  50. 50 — How’d He Get Here? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 19th, 2020
    4,731
  51. 51 — Surprise! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 19th, 2020
    4,871
  52. 52 — Snape’s Worst Nightmare [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 19th, 2020
    4,806
  53. 53 — They did WHAT? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 11th, 2019
    4,996
  54. 54 — Don’t Tease Myrtle! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 19th, 2020
    4,929
  55. 55 — The Calm Before the Storm [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 19th, 2020
    4,475
  56. 56 — Fudging Answers [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 19th, 2020
    4,141
  57. 57 — Communication, That’s The Key! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 19th, 2020
    4,486
  58. 58 — Under-estimating [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 19th, 2020
    4,467
  59. 59 — Common Sense? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 19th, 2020
    4,457
  60. 60 — A Knut for Your Thoughts [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 19th, 2020
    4,782
  61. 61 — A Hunting We Shall Go . . . [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 19th, 2020
    4,334
  62. 62 — A Vicious Viper [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 20th, 2020
    4,312
  63. 63 — Subtleties [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 20th, 2020
    4,558
  64. 64 — Letting Loose [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 20th, 2020
    4,596
  65. 65 — Secrets [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 20th, 2020
    4,312
  66. 66 — Discoveries [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Sep 10th, 2021
    4,364
  67. 67 — New Things [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 20th, 2020
    4,528
  68. 68 — Obstacles [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 20th, 2020
    4,177
  69. 69 — Fixing Things [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 20th, 2020
    4,105
  70. 70 — Disclosure [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 20th, 2020
    4,391
  71. 71 — Denial [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 20th, 2020
    4,135
  72. 72 — Exposure [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 20th, 2020
    4,362
  73. 73 — Timing [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 20th, 2020
    4,427
  74. 74 — Terror in the Corridors [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 20th, 2020
    4,363
  75. 75 — Changeling Times [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 22nd, 2020
    4,262
  76. 76 — Surviving [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 22nd, 2020
    4,186
  77. 77 — Oops [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 21st, 2020
    4,375
  78. 78 — It Worked! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 21st, 2020
    4,173
  79. 79 — Dog Days [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 21st, 2020
    4,360
  80. 80 — Memories [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 21st, 2020
    4,323
  81. 81 — Riddles [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 21st, 2020
    4,399
  82. 82 — Can You See Me? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 23rd, 2020
    4,252
  83. 83 — Hidden Objectives [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 23rd, 2020
    4,521
  84. 84 — Embassy [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 21st, 2020
    4,134
  85. 85 — Wand-ering [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 21st, 2020
    4,221
  86. 86 — I Meant to do That [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 24th, 2020
    4,383
  87. 87 — Plots and Plans [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 21st, 2020
    4,301
  88. 88 — Hiding in Plain Sight [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 21st, 2020
    4,111
  89. 89 — Reflections [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 22nd, 2020
    4,639
  90. Interlude — Dalton Barracks, Abingdon in Oxfordshire [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 22nd, 2020
    1,649
  91. 90 — Truth [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 19th, 2021
    4,605
  92. 91 — Holiday Surprises [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Sep 12th, 2021
    4,646
  93. 92 — Castle-mania [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 31st, 2020
    4,245
  94. 93 — Castle-mania II [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 31st, 2020
    4,172
  95. 94 — Knight Check [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 22nd, 2020
    4,235
  96. 95 — The Joke's on You [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Sep 12th, 2021
    4,600
  97. 96 — Hidden [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 7th, 2020
    4,771
  98. 97 — Unsettling Revelations [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 7th, 2020
    4,520
  99. 98 — Strategies [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 7th, 2020
    4,575
  100. 99 — Unexpected Discoveries [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 22nd, 2020
    4,383
  101. 100 — Détente [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Sep 13th, 2021
    4,596
  102. 101 — Endings and Beginnings [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Sep 13th, 2021
    4,495
  103. 102 — Deceiving Appearances [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 7th, 2020
    4,435
  104. 103 — All Is Not As It Seems [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 22nd, 2020
    4,485
  105. 104 — Unpleasant Surprises [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 22nd, 2020
    4,394
  106. 105 — Not as Safe as Thought [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 22nd, 2020
    4,369
  107. 106 — Sneaky, Sneaky . . . Maybe Not [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 22nd, 2020
    4,457
  108. 107 — Oh, No, Not Again [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 22nd, 2020
    4,177
  109. 108 — It’s Not My Fault! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 22nd, 2020
    4,330
  110. 109 — Balancing [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 22nd, 2020
    4,385
  111. 110 — Overwhelmed [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 2nd, 2021
    4,304
  112. 111 — Reconnecting [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 23rd, 2020
    4,748
  113. 112 — Making Friends? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 31st, 2020
    4,672
  114. 113 — Secrets [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 23rd, 2020
    4,229
  115. 114 — Hidden Trophy [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 23rd, 2020
    4,252
  116. 115 — Preparations [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 23rd, 2020
    4,683
  117. 116 — Hidings Things [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 23rd, 2020
    4,558
  118. 117 — Calling the Cavalry [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 23rd, 2020
    4,367
  119. 118 — Fortify [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 23rd, 2020
    4,858
  120. 119 — Presence [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 23rd, 2020
    4,837
  121. 120 — Assessments [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 3rd, 2021
    4,163
  122. 121 — Craniofacial Duplication [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 23rd, 2020
    4,552
  123. 122 — Consequences [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 23rd, 2020
    4,227
  124. 123 — Opportunities [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 23rd, 2020
    4,819
  125. 124 — Adjustments [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 31st, 2020
    4,572
  126. 125 — Investigating [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 8th, 2021
    4,656
  127. 126 — Disclosure [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 23rd, 2020
    4,639
  128. 127 — Happy For Now [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 20th, 2020
    4,739
Published Apr 12th, 2018
Last Update Jun 6th, 2019

Login

Facebook
Login with
Facebook:
FiMFetch

Register