Author's Notes:

This chapter was suggested by QueenieChryssie, and is a suggestively-themed chapter that involves Gamer Luna being a slob. There's nothing overtly sexual in this chapter, but it still contains themes of slobbishness and flatulence. Don't say you weren't warned.

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By the time morning turned to Noon, Twilight Sparkle finally returned to her castle following her fruitless investigation. Despite the noise complaints she received about some guttural shrieking behind the School of Friendship, she wasn’t able to find anyone around the ponds by the time she arrived. Yona and Stygian had already finished their fun, and went off to continue their exploits someplace more private. And since the school was already vacant of most of the students and faculty, it wasn’t like Twilight could ask around for answers either; because of that, the mare was rather downtrodden and disappointed as she reentered her lavish home.

Unfortunately, since Starlight and Sunburst also had errands to attend to that day, neither of them seemed to be present by the time Twilight returned to the castle. The Princess huffed to herself with a small whinny as she walked around the vacant hallways, unsure of what to do by herself. Even though she was tempted to do some research in the Surveillance Room without them, she knew how hypocritical it would’ve been for her to do so alone. Not to mention, she’d like to at least know where her friends went off to before she--

“Oh, there you are!” chirped Discord, whose head popped out a random vase that Twilight was walking by. The Alicorn shrieked and jolted back from him, actually making good use of her wings so she ended up hovering a few feet in the air. Meanwhile, Discord quickly jumped out of the vase like there was a trampoline inside of it, and gave an impressive triple front-flip before landing on his mismatched legs with perfect precision. Twilight heard a roar of applause from behind her, and she turned around to see three copies of Discord seated behind a table; two of the fake draconequui held up cards with the number ten written on them, while the third pulled out a nine and a half. The real Discord’s expression soured a bit from seeing that final verdict, and he rolled his eyes while muttering, “I swear, I can never get a perfect score from that one.”

Just a few years ago, Twilight Sparkle would’ve likely been on high-alert from being alone with the living entity of chaos itself. But ever since Discord’s reformation, as well as his subsequent efforts to assist the Elements of Harmony in their battles against evil, the Princess was now able to merely sigh in a mixture of frustration and relief upon seeing him. Twilight landed back down on the ground, and used her foreleg to make sure her mane wasn’t too frazzled by his sudden introduction. “Well, at least I know that someone is still here,” she said after settling herself down, and looking back up at the being with a tilt of her head. “Sooooo, I’m assuming that Starlight and Sunburst already left?”

“I’m afraid so,” replied Discord as he shrugged his shoulders casually. “Sunburst went to tend to some business in Ponyville, I believe. As for Starlight, I think she went back to the School of Friendship for some counseling appointments. Honestly, I’m surprised you didn’t see her on your way back here.”

“Well, it’s not like I had to walk,” noted Twilight with a quick raise of her wings, which made Discord nod in understanding. The Princess then added, “Plus, I was preoccupied with that noise complaint for a while, so she could’ve easily went into the school by the time I came back here.”

“Ahhhh, I see,” said Discord, who gave a more sympathetic nod after hearing that second point. “Honestly, it’s surprising that they got away before you could do anything about their antics! Yaks may be known for their brute strength, but I wouldn’t have expected them to be that quick on their hooves~”

Twilight’s head reeled back for a second as she stared up at the draconequus wide-eyed. Unfortunately, the Princess wasn’t able to clarify what he meant before he added, “Nonetheless, since you decided to come back here on such short notice, I’m guessing you have some free time in your busy schedule?~”

Twilight had her muzzle open briefly while narrowing her eyes on him, almost like she was wanting to grill him on what he just said earlier. However, since she knew that his word likely wouldn’t help her catch whatever that noise complaint was, the Alicorn merely sighed with her eyes closed before she answered with, “Well… I do have some errands to run today, but I gave myself a half-hour or so before I needed to start anything.”

“Oh, excellent!~” Discord didn’t wait for any further details from the Princess, and gave a quick snap of his gryphon-esque claw to teleport both of them in an instant. Twilight’s yelp of shock was much more pronounced that time, even as she suddenly found herself seated on a familiar old couch. As her head darted around in a panic, Twilight soon realized that the draconequus had conjured the two to reappear inside of her Surveillance Room. Even though the Princess was considering coming here, she still groaned with a flat expression from being thrusted into this space without her consent. Not to mention, her mood wasn’t brightened very much as she glanced back at Discord, who was seated beside her with a giddy grin and a bowl of popcorn on his lap. “So, whad’ya say, your Highness?~ Should we enjoy some ‘reality tv’ without venturing into Sunset Shimmer’s universe?”

Twilight wasn’t sure which part of his statement she should’ve been more confused or annoyed by, but she was quick to scoff to Discord’s casual demeanor. “Ugh! Discord!” she said with a scolding tone while shooting a glare up at him. “You know, you could’ve at least asked before you teleported me here!”

“Oh, don’t act like you weren’t considering watching a scene yourself,” he said back at her, with a pert smirk still across his fanged muzzle. “Honestly, you should be grateful I was around to offer my assistance. I mean, you were the one to implement the ‘No ponies watching a scene alone’ rule the other night, didn’t you?~”

Even though Discord wasn’t wrong about his assumption, Twilight still tried not to seethe from the draconequus trying to use her own words against her. But instead of immediately snapping at him, Twilight closed her eyes to take a calm and collective breath before giving a retort. “I… I did say that… But you have to understand how inappropriate it is to just throw me here, don’t you?!”

“Okay, first off,” stated the draconequus as he raised a digit of his avian claw, “I didn’t throw you in here, Twilight. I teleported you here. There’s a difference.”

Twilight huffed with a strong roll of her eyes, but Discord wasn’t thwarted by that response to keep from raising a second digit and saying, “And secondly, all that I want is to be more involved in your research. Considering the grand scale of a project as controversial as this one, I don’t think it would be a bad idea to have someone like me on board to ensure things don’t go awry.”

Twilight wanted to say something in opposition to Discord’s excuse, but nothing was able to come out of her muzzle after it opened up. Despite how difficult it was for her to completely trust the chaotic being, she couldn’t deny that his input likely would warrant some benefits if implemented correctly. Plus, considering how secretive this project actually was, it likely wouldn’t hurt to have Discord in the know in case anything bad were to happen. But even with those points in mind, Twilight still needed a moment to think things over before sighing in compliance. “... Well… Okay, I… I suppose it wouldn’t be bad to have someone with your experience on board. BUT!”

Twilight pointed a hoof up at Discord after that last emphasized word, and narrowed her eyes up at him as she added, “I want to keep this project as discrete, and as professional as I possibly can! And I will not tolerate any funny business on your end if you agree to my measures. Is that understood?”

Surprisingly enough, Discord didn’t even flinch from the Princess’ firm insistence, and raised his paw to give a familiar vow to emphasize his understanding. “Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye. I promise to be on my best behavior around you, Princess~”

Even though she should’ve taken notice of Discord’s specified wording, Twilight smiled in satisfaction from his recitation of the Pinkie Promise. “Thank you,” she said with a grateful nod, before she motioned her head towards the floating orb that was hovering across from them on the couch. “And for future reference, I’d prefer you ask my permission before teleporting me, alright?”

“Fair enough,” said the draconequus in agreement, seemingly acting much more complacent with the Princess than he usually would. Of course, considering all the twisted things he was doing with Starlight and Sunburst behind Twilight’s back, it could’ve been argued that his behavior was more to do with continuing his antics later on. Nevertheless, the being sighed with a smile as he settled into the couch, and watched as Twilight gave that orb a quick zap of her horn. As the dome of magic lit up brightly to activate the screen, Discord glanced back at her and asked, “Oh? We’re not doing an alternate universe this time around?”

“Honestly, I’d rather have the other two here for that sort of thing,” she noted with a slight shrug. “Besides, I’m curious what things might be happening in our world for our research too.”

“Hmmm…” As he twirled his goatee with his claw, Discord eyed the orb with a subtly devilish-looking smirk. As the swirling colors moved about wildly within the magical field, Twilight didn’t seem to notice when the draconequus gave a quick blink of his eyes, and a split-second flash of light danced across his pupils. The orb didn’t give any indication of change, but he still smiled a little wider while his eyes narrowed on the screen that started to surface. “Well, I’m sure that we can find something worthy of recording~”

As Twilight nodded her head, her focus remained on the screen as a familiar face came into view…

“Ugh… I cannot believe I have to do this again…”

Princess Celestia carried a stern and bitter scowl as she stormed down the spacious hallway of her castle, looking like she was about to lay down some serious hurt on whomever was foolish enough to cross her path. Her hooves clopped loudly against the marble floors, and echoed across the walls to add more looming emphasis with every step. However, despite how barren the hallway may have looked with only the Alicorn present, the muffled sounds of blaring music and explosions could be heard somewhere in the distance. Strangely enough, it almost sounded like Celestia was outside of a movie theater playing some cheesy action film.

Back through the other end of the magical feed, Twilight instantly looked confused by the setting she and Discord were getting a feed of. “Wait a minute, why is this inside of the castle?” she asked with a puzzled tone of voice. “The Surveillance magic was supposed to only view moments from public spaces!”

“Well, according to Equestrian Law,” said Discord, who conjured up a thick binder with a poof of his magic, “Canterlot Castle technically is considered a public space for ponies during the daytime, excluding holidays or times of emergency.”

Twilight blinked a couple times in surprise, and glanced over at the charter Discord had to verify his claim. Sure enough, when he opened the book to a specific page of Equestrian Law, Twilight was able to see that his statement wasn’t false. Even though she used to live in Canterlot for most of her life, the Princess looked rather surprised to not know such a notable detail. “... Huh.”

Meanwhile back in Canterlot, Celestia had no idea she was being recorded as she stormed towards a large door at the end of the hallway. The muffled music and banging was much louder now, and was practically making the walls shake all around. The door itself was painted a dark shade of regal blue, with Princess Luna’s insignia embroidered over the golden-lined mahogany. Celestia lit up her horn, and didn’t even try to knock before she threw the doors open with her magic.

“LUNA!!!” roared the Princess with a very pissed-off tone, which made Twilight wince through the other end of the magic feed. Discord didn’t seem too deterred by Celestia’s anger, and just munched on his popcorn happily while the Alicorn stormed into the room. Surprisingly enough, the feed actually followed her inside so the two could get a look inside of Luna’s bedroom. Before Twilight could question how the surveillance spell was allowed to do such a thing, she gasped in shock as her hooves came up over her mouth. Meanwhile, Discord’s face lit up with an elated smile upon seeing the cause of Celestia’s fury.

“Hmm?” muttered Luna, who barely even registered her sister’s enraged tone while her back was turned towards her. Her eyes were half-lidded with dark bags hanging underneath them, and were glued towards the large electronic screen that was installed in her wall. A thick pair of headphones were cupped over the Alicorn’s ears, with a plastic microphone attached to the side and pointed at her muzzle. Even though she should’ve been asleep hours ago, Luna seemed focused on the pixelated action on screen while she furiously fiddled with the joystick clutched in her hooves. “Oh, come on… Nnnnghh!!”

Celestia stood behind her sister with a pissed-off glare, but her expression morphed to that of shock as she saw how horribly slobbish Luna looked. The heavy music blasting from her gaming system was rocking the room like a metal concert, with the thumping bass causing the countless food wrappers and empty soda cans to rattle about across the floor. Meanwhile, Luna herself was firmly seated on the floor due to the heavy girth that accumulated across her thick, cellulite-ridden rump. The Alicorn used to be just as slender and fit as her sister, but now it seemed that Luna had gained a significant amount of weight that resulted in several thick, heavy fat rolls to be hanging from her sides. Even with her forelegs fully stretched out as she held her joystick, they were still firmly rested against the top of her fat, bulbous gut that hung out obscenely far; Luna also seemed to have grown a couple of fatty mounds atop her belly, which Discord would’ve referred to as “Moobs” if she were a male. And despite how dark the bedroom was due to the curtains being shut, the light refracting from the screen revealed an obscene amount of crumbs and various dried fluids that were smeared across the Princess’ chubby muzzle.

Celestia may have been rightfully peeved at her sister blasting her video games in the middle of a Royal meeting, but her muzzle dropped in shock when she saw how Luna actually looked. She had only gotten that stupid game console a couple days ago, but it looked like the Princess had been perched in front of it for over a month straight. Twilight looked equally as appalled by Luna’s slobbish state, and was too focused on the screen to notice the cheeky smirk Discord was carrying beside her. It wasn’t clear what actually happened to the Princess, or even if this scene was from their world and not some alternate universe; however, even the densest pony wouldn’t have taken too long to guess that Discord was involved somehow.

But before Twilight Sparkle could make that connection herself, her attention was glued to the magic feed as she heard Princess Luna’s booming Canterlot voice. “WHAT HAST THOU SAY, YOU LITTLE SLIME?!?” she roared through the headset while holding the mic with her hoof, and keeping it as close as possible to her unwashed muzzle. “I DON’T CARE HOW OLD YOU MAY BE, I WON’T HESITATE TO THROW THE MOON ATOP YOUR VERY HOME YOU SPINELESS TURD!!”

“LUNA!!” gawked Celestia with a deeply disturbed look on her face. Despite how loudly she tried to interrupt the Princess’ ranting, Luna barely even flinched to her sister’s shocked tone. Instead, the Alicorn seemed to be too engrossed with her video screen, and continued to shoot at other characters with a crossbow from a first-pony perspective. Meanwhile, Celestia just stared between her sister and the game as she asked beffudledly, “H-Has this been what you’ve been doing all weekend?! Luna, you told me you were sick!! I had to re-schedule a Royal Summit because of you!”

“I was sick!” retorted Luna while her eyes remained glued to the screen. “I was--” Before she could finish, the Princess paused suddenly before she reeled her head back, and let out a near-deafening belch that shook the walls of her bedroom. “UUUURRRRRPPPPPP!!!”

Celestia reeled back from her in shock, and had to fan her face with a hoof to keep from smelling whatever gasses bellowed out of Luna’s muzzle. Meanwhile, Princess Luna shivered a little following that disgusting burp, and swallowed some excess phlegm before continuing her response. “Ughhhh… A-As I was saying, I was sick this weekend, sister! I had a severe bout of gas that I’m still trying to overcome, in case you haven’t noticed!”

“Gee, I would’ve had no idea!” remarked Celestia with a strong roll of her eyes, not even trying to hide her sarcasm. She kicked one of the multiple empty pizza boxes laid out around the blobbish Princess, and cringed upon noting how severe Luna’s garbage situation was becoming. “Ugh! Luna, do you have ANY idea how absolutely disgusting yo--”

“WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER!?!” screamed Luna through her headset again, clearly not giving a shit about her sister’s judgemental words in the background. While Celestia groaned and face-hoofed to herself in disappointment, Luna continued to ream into the microphone with the same intensity she would’ve given to Queen Chrysalis. “OH YEAH!?! WELL AT LEAST I DON’T NEED MY MOTHER TO HELP ME WIPE MY OWN RUMP AFTER I FINISH DEFECATING, YOU PREPUBESCENT SHOWER CLOG!!! YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL THE DEATH PENALTY HAS BEEN BARRED SINCE I RETURNED TO EQUESTRIA, OR ELS--”

“LUNA!!!” belted Celestia with a Canterlot tone that was actually louder than Luna’s, and caused both Twilight and Discord to reel back from their spots on the couch. Fortunately, Luna finally took some proper notice of her sister as she whipped her head around with a shocked and wide-eyed expression. Celestia didn’t even wait to hear a response, and got in close to the Alicorn’s face to shout, “Do you have ANY idea how inappropriate your behavior is?! What if the presses heard you right now!? Or the Nobles?!? For crying out loud, do you even realize how loud you’re getting?!? I just had to cut a meeting short downstairs because YOU couldn’t stop screaming through that stupid headset!!”

Even though she wasn’t involved in the slightest, Twilight couldn’t help cringing to herself at hearing how infuriated her Mentor was getting. The last time she could remember Celestia acting that upset was when she found out her theatrical acting was lousy; but even then, the Princess didn’t get nearly as angry as she was with Luna in that moment. If it was herself in that situation, Twilight would’ve likely felt mortified at the idea of being railed into so badly by one of her closest idols. But for Princess Luna, who only sat in silence very briefly following that verbal tirade by her sister, didn’t take long to scoff at Celestia’s anger and retort with, “Well, it’s not MY fault that the little vermin under the username ‘Clop underscore Master underscore Six Nine Four Two Zero’ had the unmitigated gall to refer to me as a ‘NOOB!’ He should be grateful my abuse towards him has ONLY been verbal!”

Celestia’s face tensed up, and she looked like she was about to deliver an even angrier rant towards Luna for that excuse. Unfortunately, the Princess was interrupted when she heard a faint and muffled voice through the earpiece of Luna’s headset. Celestia couldn’t hear any specific insults coming through the device, but she could tell from the high-pitched voice and childish giggling that Luna was actually yelling at a child. Unfortunately, before Celestia could really chastise her sister for what she was doing, Luna pulled off her headset so she could scream directly into the mic, “OH, YOU THINK YOU’RE FUNNY, CLOP UNDERSCORE MASTER UNDERSCORE SIX NINE FOUR TWO ZERO?!? WELL, HERE’S WHAT I THINK OF YOUR CHILDISH BANTER, YOU LOUSY LITTLE COLT!!”

Luna then bent herself forward, and gave Celestia an unwelcome view of her sister’s grotesquely oversized and cellulite-ridden rump. Celestia reeled back and averted her eyes with a disgusted “Gah!” Meanwhile, Luna only made her sister’s response even worse as she brought the mic of her headset directly between her thick and flabby cheeks. Before Celestia could think to stop her, Luna clenched her eyes shut before letting out a hard and strained grunt. Meanwhile through the magical feed, Twilight gasped with her hooves over her mouth at what she was about to witness her fellow Princess doing; as for Discord, he continued to eat his popcorn while grinning readily in anticipation.

“Oh Goddess, NO!!” Celestia gawked in utter shock as she realized what was about to happen, and she tried to stop Luna by shouting, “LUNA, DON’T YOU DAR--”

PPPBBBBBBTTTTTTTTT!!!~

Luna may have been the Princess of the Night, but she looked like an utter pig the moment she blasted out that ripe, rough, six-second fart that caused the trash around her to blow away like a blast-zone. Celestia nearly gagged from the acrid stench that instantly assaulted her senses, and she backed away several steps with a hoof over her wrinkled snout. Luna smirked in satisfaction as she heard a faint groan of disgust through that headset, and acted like she “Won” that argument she had with a prepubescent colt. The Alicorn then sat her fat ass back down on the floor, and used her magic to float her headset back onto her head. “HA!” she yelled through the mic victoriously. “How’s THAT for--URRRKKK!!”

Since that microphone she just farted on was ripe with her ungodly foul stench, Luna couldn’t finish her retort before throwing her headset off with both hooves. The Princess leaned to the side as she struggled not to vomit, and coughed a couple times while the voice through that headset laughed tauntingly from hearing her reaction. Meanwhile, Luna’s sister just huffed in disgusted defeat, and stormed out of her bedroom with a deeply disappointed scowl on her muzzle. “I swear to Starswirl himself, you REALLY need to straighten yourself up!”

With a loud slam of the door, Celestia left her sister alone while she was left in her fumigated bedroom, and still gagging over that poorly thought-out attempt at a “comeback”. And as the screen within the magic orb began to dissipate, the last things Twilight and Discord could hear were Luna’s grossed-out coughs, and the jeering laughter that continued to bellow out through her headset.

By the time the scene finally concluded, Twilight was seated in deathly silence with her jaw nearly touching the floor. Meanwhile, Discord was chuckling to himself in absolute delight while finishing off the near-empty bowl of popcorn he chowed down throughout the scene. When Twilight finally found the composure to start speaking again, she still needed to blink a couple times while processing what she just witnessed in pure disgusted shock. “... Wh… What the heck did we just see?!” griped the mare before looking back at Discord with a strongly suspicious glare.

After tossing aside his empty bowl, Discord shrugged his shoulders and said, “What? I thought you’d be proud of my attempts to better befriend the Princesses! I gifted Luna that game console just the other day, and just look at how much she enjoyed it~”

“DISCORD!!!”