The Many Short Stories of Equestria
Chapter 16: Chapter Fifteen: Thunderlane and Braeburn Get Cranky [NSFW]
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“Ughhhh… This is not good…”
Starlight Glimmer let out a faint, and slightly worrisome whinny while walking down the crystal hallway by herself. Twilight Sparkle, who was supposed to uphold her duties as a Princess and as the Headmare of the School of Friendship, has been cooped up in her room due to the whirlwind of anxieties that transpired over the past week. Even though walking in on Sunburst during that awkward session was unbelievably uncomfortable for both of them, it seemed that Twilight was even more disheveled upon learning about Spike’s surprise boyfriend in the middle of that dinner party. Starlight knew that her Mentor wasn’t judging the drake for who he chose to be with, but the previous moments of stress she experienced were likely a big reason for the Princess’ current state of unease; not to mention, the Alicorn was probably a little upset Spike didn’t tell her about his orientation personally.
Nevertheless, Starlight was at least grateful that Spike understood that Twilight wasn’t upset towards him for the way he came out. Instead of trying to bother her or make sure she was alright, Spike decided to take the hint and leave her alone to process everything. Fortunately, the dragon had more than enough to do in such a huge castle, and wasn’t likely to get bored or agitated by his guardian’s absence. In fact, the unicorn distinctly overheard Spike discussing a possible Game Night in the Map Room with Pharynx added to the mix; she had no idea how the changeling would respond to a tabletop game (especially one with Discord organizing the festivities), but she was willing to buy a front-row seat to see how that unfolded.
But regardless of what may have been happening since Spike’s coming out, Starlight was mostly happy that the good news was a proper distraction from the cringe-worthy moment that occurred in that surveillance room. Despite how unnerved she and Twilight may have still felt about Sunburst defiling it, the mare also knew she committed way worse atrocities in this very castle before becoming the Princess’ protègè. Not to mention, she knew that the room was scrubbed down intensely by the stallion, so it wasn’t likely anything unsanitary was still lingering in the ventilated space after over a week. However, after looking around to make sure nobody saw her open the hidden doorway to enter, Starlight preemptively held a hoof over her snout just in case.
Surprisingly enough, that glowing orb of magic was still hovering in place in the middle of the room. The illumination was significantly dimmer, but Starlight expected that due to how long it’s been sitting unused. Alas, the mare still smiled in slight relief when she pulled her hoof away from her muzzle, and only smelled the faint aroma of lingering citrus from whatever Sunburst used to clean up. Starlight looked around the space with a content sigh for another moment, and decided to light up her horn to try an individual session without Twilight’s assistance.
“Okay then,” she muttered to herself as she gave that orb a light zap of her magic, causing it to brighten up in an instant. As the multiple colors began to swirl inside of the globe, the mare exhaled pertly as she continued to speak to nopony in particular. “Hopefully Twilight won’t mind me recording some stuff on my own. It’s probably better than leaving this unattended for much longer…”
After thinking it over briefly, Starlight used her conjuring spells to summon an item from her office: her plush and padded office chair. While it may have been unconventional, the unicorn preferred sitting in comfort instead of standing awkwardly by herself. As she sat down in her chair with a pleased shiver, she tried to stay optimistic as a screen began to appear within that magic orb.
“Heh~” she huffed with a small shrug. “Hopefully this spell won’t show another old lady…”
Unfortunately, as soon as that screen began to show who the spell was focusing on, Starlight Glimmer’s smirk dropped in an instant. “Oh, sweet Celestia no…”
The scene focused on what looked to be the outdoor park around the outskirts of Ponyville. Usually, the park was rather active throughout all hours of the day due to the region’s consistently fair weather. And on the day Starlight peeked through that surveillance spell, it seemed that the situation wasn’t too different as she saw three figures seated on a park bench. However, even though there didn’t look to be any other ponies around at that time, Starlight looked rather concerned when she recognized two of them from her previous viewing session.
Thunderlane and Braeburn, two fairly different stallions with very similar viewpoints on promiscuity, seemed comfortably content as they sat on opposite ends of the park bench. Between the two ponies was Cranky Doodle, one of Ponyville’s resident donkeys, and an all-around notorious curmudgeon. While Braeburn and Thunderlane looked around with growing smirks in anticipation, Cranky merely groaned as he crossed his forelegs and sat with an impatient expression. “Uggghhhhh… Can one of you please stop lollygagging around?”
As the two guys glanced back at the donkey between them, Starlight fidgeted her hooves while sitting with a very uneasy expression. “Please don’t turn sexual, please don’t turn sexual, pleeeeease do not turn sexual…”
Braeburn was the first to huff in response to Cranky’s question, and eyed him with a rather suggestive grin on his face. “Oh, what’s the matter, big guy?~” he asked with a cheeky tone while his brows perked unsubtly. “Don’cha wanna make sure the three of us don’t get caught?~”
Cranky sighed as he rolled his eyes, his muzzle clenched to keep himself from indicating the yellow stallion’s point. Thunderlane had a light blush to show he was a little more hesitant than Braeburn; however, he still felt confident enough to add his opinion with a light smirk of his own. “Honestly, if the fear of getting caught is too much to handle, then maybe we should move this back to his place~”
“No, no that ain’t happening!” barked Cranky in immediate dismissal while waving his wrinkly hoof. “Matilda’s already occupied with Pinkie at home, so I have the go-ahead to do this today. And I’ve been at this park enough times to know we have at least twenty minutes before anyone’s likely to come by.”
Thunderlane brows rose in surprise, not expecting the donkey to be acting this adamant while maintaining such a stubborn look. As for Braeburn, his grin turned more wickedly wide upon hearing that response. “Oh, really Cranky?~ Do I hear a ‘lil bit of eagerness in that tone?~”
“Well, what do you think?!” retorted Cranky with a strong look of disdain pointed back at him. He then huffed strongly as he leaned back in the bench, and spread his sagging legs further apart to emphasize his readiness. After a quick sigh, the donkey closed his eyes and pinched his temple with a hoof while speaking in a more subdued tone. “Listen, I haven’t gotten off in over a week, and I’d rather not be blue-balled by the time Matilda’s done with Pinkie. So can one of you please just grow a pair already so you can tend to mine!?”
Starlight didn’t make a beeline for the door just yet, but she did groan with her face sinking into her hooves. “Oh, goddess dammit,” she muttered under her breath. “Why me? Why me!?”
Meanwhile, Braeburn scoffed with an understanding shrug of his shoulders. “Welp, as long as one of us does lookout,” he said with a more carefree smile as he hopped off of the park bench first. Thunderlane squirmed a little as he remained in his seat, and looked around once more while biting his bottom lip. Fortunately, nobody seemed to be within sight along the park’s trail, or in the skies above. And considering how quickly Braeburn was getting himself in between Cranky’s open legs, it was undoubtedly a good thing the donkey’s claim was looking to be accurate.
“So, Cranky?” asked Braeburn while glancing up at the donkey with a lustrous smirk. One of his hooves came up to gently grace along the inside of Cranky’s wrinkly thigh, hopeful to make that flaccid sheathe stir awake rather quickly. “Did you and your wife always have an understandin’ like this?~”
Despite how suggestive the scene may have looked to any peering eyes, Cranky acted quite casual as he leaned back with his forelegs rested along the back of the bench. After patting Thunderlane’s back to get him off the bench as well, the donkey replied towards Braeburn with a light shrug. “Well, I suppose so, I guess. Neither of us are getting any younger, so it wasn’t like it was hard for us to agree on that. If we’re able to take what we can get, it’s fine as long as we discussed it first.”
Braeburn smirked a little wider as he chuckled to that answer, and rubbed inward a little closer towards Cranky’s crotch. While Thunderlane watched that wrinkly sheathe begin to twitch and stir awake, the old donkey shuddered with his sagged muzzle skewing from that sensation. Brae decided to ask rather cheekily, “So, how often do you go around wantin’ guys to tend to ya?~”
Even though he knew the stallion was trying to press his buttons, Cranky only groaned with a light squirming of his hips before replying. “Well, ummm… Th-That’s kinda part of the understanding. If… If I wanted a woman’s touch, that’s purely Matilda. A-And… And I’m the only man she’d prefer to be with. As… As long as we do things with others of the same gender, then it’s not really cheating, you see?”
Thunderlane raised a brow in slight confusion, not exactly understanding that logic. But alas, the pegasus kept his muzzle shut on the matter as he looked around one last time, and sat down beside Braeburn in front of Cranky’s crotch. Meanwhile, the yellow stallion shrugged with a more content smile before nodding his head. “Hey, I get what you mean there, Cranky. Like… sleepin’ with a mare is way different from a stallion, so comparin’ the two is like Apples and Oranges, right? As long as she’s providin’ the apples for you, you can go and get yourself some oranges from time to time.”
As he brought up that point with a surprisingly casual tone, Thunderlane’s bottom lip pouted out while shrugging a little himself. Even Cranky seemed impressed that Braeburn understood that logic so easily. “Yeah, exactly! Thank you.”
Immediately after that compliment towards the grinning pony, Cranky clenched his eyes shut as he groaned even stronger from Braeburn’s touch. As the donkey's back arched inward while gripping the back of the bench, Thunderlane bit his lip with a hard blush as he saw that vintage cock slipping from Cranky’s sheathe. He may have been quite a bit older than either of the stallions, but his pale cock was deliciously thick as it came out and grew erect. Braeburn looked equally as enticed as his Wonderbolt friend, and hummed sweetly as he licked his lips. With his muzzle showing a faint hint of blush, Brae leaned his head in towards that open crotch, and took a deep breath of Cranky’s strong and heady musk.
“Mmmmmnnnnghhhh~” Braeburn’s fur stood on end as he shuddered uncontrollably, and moaned from that heavenly rich scent. As he exhaled shakily, the stallion’s hot breath brushed against Cranky’s cock to make it twitch and grow even quicker. The donkey gritted his teeth as he trembled from that welcome sensation, but Braeburn appeared much more enticed as he looked back at Thunderlane with a heavy blush. “Hooohhhhh, man~ You… You gotta get in on this, buddy~”
Thunderlane was temporarily frozen as he watched his friend get so turned-on by the old donkey’s scent, and could only watch while Braeburn went back in with his muzzle drooling. Even though he figured the promiscuous Apploosan had a thing for older men (mostly because he met him alongside his Friend with Benefits, Burnt Oak), he didn’t expect him to look so enamored with someone like Cranky. Nonetheless, Brae didn’t hesitate as he took that thick, veiny cock in his hoof to make Cranky groan sharply. The donkey’s legs writhed while spread apart so wide, but Braeburn kept himself firmly between them as he eyed that plump cockhead pointed at his muzzle.
Meanwhile on the other side of the surveillance spell, Starlight Glimmer sat with a heavy blush on her face, and a strong skew of uncertainty spread across her muzzle. She was visibly uncomfortable by what she was watching, but the sight of those two attractive stallions seemed to be just enough to keep her from leaving the room. Despite having never wanted to see Cranky Doodle in such a light, her eyes couldn’t seem to pull away from the spectacle. In fact, the mare’s legs closed together rather tightly as she squirmed to get into a better position in her chair.
“Aaaahhhh!!~” Cranky knew he shouldn’t have moaned that loudly while in a public park. However, the old donkey couldn’t exactly control himself when he felt Braeburn’s tongue drag up the underside of his twitching cock. The yellow pony let out a soft moan of his own as he kept his eyes closed, and savored that ripe flavor of musk that lingered on that vintage shaft. While his hoof kept a firm grip around the base to keep it in place, Braeburn moaned out a little louder as he opened his mouth wide, and wrapped his lips tightly around Cranky’s cockhead.
Thunderlane shuddered upon seeing his new friend performing such a shameless act, not seeming to care at all that they were in such a dangerous location. But as Braeburn began to diligently work that cock with the lewd slurps of his lips, the pegasus couldn’t deny that the old guy certainly had an impressive cock. Cranky tried to clench his sagging muzzle shut while groaning under his breath, but his enjoyment was still very audible as he savored that young stallion’s hungry mouth. Just as Braeburn began to work his lips down to the donkey’s shaft, Cranky squirmed his hips to lean in a little closer to the edge of the bench.
Just as he did that, Thunderlane sucked some air through his teeth as his blush intensified. The old donkey’s pair of plump, hefty-looking balls fell victim to gravity, and slumped over the edge of the bench to hang rather obscenely. Due to Cranky’s age, his balls were sagging enough to hang a few inches off the edge and dangle enticingly. Braeburn saw those balls in his line of vision as well, but kept his lips wrapped around Cranky’s cock while teasingly stroking the shaft.
“Ohhhhh!!~” Cranky quickly tried to bite his hoof after that brief moan, and used his other hoof to grip the back of the bench tightly. Even though Thunderlane hadn’t even started yet, the donkey seemed rather pleased as he writhed from Braeburn’s skilled mouth-work. Of course, from the way Thunderlane’s eyes were pinned onto those low-hanging balls, he looked like he was almost becoming hypnotized while they dangled like a pendulum. The Wonderbolt slowly leaned in towards those balls with a pursed muzzle, and became less concerned with the donkey’s age as he caught that musky scent Braeburn was so enamored with.
As for Starlight Glimmer, her muzzle was clenched in even tighter while watching the scene in confused silence. Her cheeks were noticeably blushed, and her legs kept trying to clench together with her hooves fidgeting. The unicorn may have been conflicted about watching something more akin to Sunburst’s tastes, but she couldn’t deny the scene was tolerable if she solely focused on Cranky’s lower-half. Not only were Braeburn and Thunderlane really attractive, but she’d be lying if she tried to say that old donkey didn’t have a decent-looking cock.
Of course, the mare quickly shuddered in distaste as soon as that thought entered her mind. But even as her lips wrinkled with a strong grimace, her eyes remained locked on Thunderlane sticking his snout in against Cranky’s plump balls.
Much like Braeburn, the pegasus couldn’t help moaning involuntarily the instant he took that first sniff of the older man’s musk. “H-H-Hoooolllllllyyyy shit~” he muttered with an unrelenting shiver. Thunderlane ended up sniffing those balls a couple more times, growing even hotter as he took each breath heavier than the last. By the time his muzzle opened to start licking, his cheeks were a deep shade of red while his snout was buried into that sagging flesh. Even though they were in a public place, the Wonderbolt was clearly getting lost in the moment as he pulled away and said with a quiver, “Y… You were sooooooo right, Brae~”
Braeburn pulled his muzzle away from that twitching cock with a wet pop, and huffed while smirking down at his enamored buddy. “Heh~ I told ya they get better with age~”
Thunderane moaned out with a confirming nod, but kept his eyes locked on those heavy balls before leaning in with his tongue lolled out. Cranky convulsed strongly on the bench and bit his hoof even harder, unable to keep himself still the instant he felt both of those enthusiastic muzzles tending to him. While Braeburn went back to diligently sucking and stroking his cock, Thunderlane’s eyes rolled back as he started to suckle on one of those plump nuts. Fortunately for the three, nopony seemed to be within their line of sight to catch those naughty stallions in the act.
That was, except for the pink mare struggling not to shove her hoof between her legs while watching the magic screen voyeuristically. “Nnnnnghhhh… Dammit, this should not be turning me on,” she growled with a conflicted pout on her scrunched-in face.
Of course, considering how much those two hunky stallions were getting into it, it was doubtful that Sunburst would be the only one who wouldn’t blame her for finding their shared mouth-work so hot. As the donkey continued to twitch and squirm in his seat with his moans muffled, his cock was spasming even harder from the attention it was receiving by those hungry muzzles. Thunderlane was groaning in elation as he sucked that loose and wrinkly ballsack, letting the rich and musky flavor linger strongly on his drooling tongue. And as for Braeburn, he was getting especially randy as he gripped the base of Cranky’s shaft with his hoof, and bobbed his head up and down the remaining length with lustful vigor.
“Ohhhhhh goddess!!~” Cranky’s head was reeled back as he pulled his hoof away from his mouth and shivered with a hefty moan. His wrinkly legs writhed uncontrollably, but weren’t able to clench in together while both of those slutty stallions were in between them. Braeburn was going to town on that veiny beast, and letting out brief moans with each exhale he made through his nostrils; meanwhile, the outline of Cranky’s thick cock could be seen with each motion it made across Brae’s cheeks. And judging by how much the pony’s movements were intensifying, it seemed that he could feel just how much the donkey was throbbing between his drooling lips.
As for Thunderlane, it seemed that the addictive taste of Cranky’s musk wasn’t limited to just his balls. Without even thinking, the pegasus groaned out in pleasure as he pulled his lips away from those now-glistening balls, and moved inward to get in deep between the donkey’s wrinkly legs. Before Cranky could try to protest, he gasped out sharply when he felt the Wonderbolt’s curious tongue get in to start licking his wrinkly taint. Thunderlane’s hooves came up to grip Cranky’s legs and hoist them upward, giving him better leverage to lean him back and get better access to that delicious strip of sweaty flesh. Cranky yelped in slight worry, but the back of the bench kept him from tipping over as he was held in place by the promiscuous pegasus.
Braeburn’s oral may have been beyond tantalizing to the old donkey, but it wasn’t until Cranky was reaching his peak that the stallion decided to pull back. Braeburn grew a devilish grin as he pumped that thick cock vigorously with his hoof, eager to see how much the old guy could shoot. Thunderlane could hear Cranky’s moans getting more intense, but he was too preoccupied to notice his friend’s actions while his face was buried underneath those sagging balls. While the donkey’s fruitful nuts were draped over the bridge of his blushed muzzle, the Wonderbolt’s entire body was tingling in delight as he licked and sucked along that flavorful taint.
However, Thunderlane’s ears perked up rather quickly the instant he heard Braeburn’s antsy, growling tone of voice over the sounds of those meaty slaps. “Mnnnnghhhh… C’mon, big fella… I know you wanna cum reeeeaaaaallllll bad~”
“Aaaaahhhh!!~” Cranky was wincing strongly while laid back and restrained above those two kinky ponies, and his whole body was convulsing in need as his thin fur stood on end. Due to how much his face was sweating, it was almost surprising his wig hadn’t fallen off from the lack of grip. Nonetheless, the donkey was continuously panting between moans before blurting out, “Oh goddess, I… I think I’m gonna…”
Braeburn was grinning ear to ear, and used his free hoof to tap Thunderlane’s shoulder to pull him out of his musk-fuelled stupor. Fortunately, the pegasus was able to see that rigid cock being stroked from underneath, and was quick to pull himself from Cranky’s balls to join in with his friend. Braeburn groaned with a bit lip as he saw how much that cockhead was pulsating in front of them, practically begging to unload while it was merely inches from their hungry mouths. Fortunately, the ponies didn’t even need to look at each other to know what to do next. With Brae continuing to jerk Cranky off, those two stallions eagerly opened their muzzles wide in anticipation for the donkey’s cumshot.
“MmmmnnnnNNNNGHHHH!!!” Cranky Doodle took one look down at the two with their tongues lolling out, and gritted his teeth before clenching his eyes tightly shut. With a strained and lingering cry, the donkey couldn’t be silenced as he felt himself sink into a deep and unrelenting orgasm. His thick, veiny cock throbbed powerfully within Braeburn’s grip, and multiple ropes of his thick load shot out with an intensity unseen since his honeymoon. The first of those white and sticky strands hit Braeburn directly on the tongue, with a second quickly following to shoot all the way to the back of the slut’s throat.
Of course, Cranky proved to be quite the fruitful one as the loads kept coming out to drizzle both of the stallions equally. With the way his cock was convulsing wildly, it wasn’t much of a surprise that the strings of his cum landed across Braeburn and Thunderlane’s faces in random dredges. Rope after rope shot out with rapidfire intensity, covering their tongues and the bridges of their snouts with his vintage secretions. By the time the donkey was fully spent, and he was left hanging over the back of that bench while twitching and panting heavily, the two bukkaked ponies each got a hefty mouthful in their open, drooling maws.
Braeburn was the first to close his cum-coated lips, and savored the uniquely bitter taste flooding his mouth while his eyes were closed. After pausing to let out a blissfully content hum, the yellow stallion reeled his head back so his drizzled muzzle was pointed upward. Thunderlane closed his mouth as well, but kept the gooey load in his muzzle while looking towards his elated friend. Braeburn took a deep breath through his nostrils, and waited only a couple seconds before downing Cranky’s load with a single, audible hulp. The thick, potent mouthful could be seen traveling down the stallion’s throat in a massive bulge, which immediately caused the pegasus to shudder enviously.
“Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh~” Braeburn sighed in sweet relief with his mouth opened, the fresh air hitting his tongue to make that lingering taste of cum feel more intense. But alas, the Apploosan glanced over to his friend with a sultry smirk, and a waiting glimmer in his inescapably green eyes. “Well, buddy?~”
Thunderlane shivered with a heavy blush while smiling back at him, and quickly closed his eyes before doing the same. He may have acted a bit quicker than his friend, but the Wonderbolt still pulled his head back before swallowing Cranky’s load in one heavy gulp. The taste was indescribable, and musky enough to make Thunderlane smile with an equally content sigh of his own. Even though both of their faces were still thoroughly drenched in the donkey’s cum, neither of the slutty stallions seemed embarrassed at all when they looked back at each other with blushed smiles and half-lidded eyes.
Meanwhile, Cranky Doodle was physically (and literally) drained as he laid sprawled-out on the bench, his flaccid cock laying limp across his right thigh. Despite how hot those two ponies may have looked as they began to make out between his legs, the old donkey was too spent and satisfied to even open his eyes and look down at the action below him.
By the time the screen finally dissipated, and the recording finished to be added with the others, the room was already vacant of any ponies. Both Starlight Glimmer and her chair were nowhere to be seen, since she teleported out of the hidden space without shutting off that orb first. However, unlike her previous experiences with feeds of that sort of theme, her early departure wasn’t out of disgust.
In fact, if anyone were to walk past her bedroom door, the sounds of her muffled moans inside would’ve given fair evidence that she felt quite differently to the scenario. However, even though she was slightly more understanding of Sunburst’s unusual kink, the mare had enough hindsight in her enamored state to leave the surveillance room before giving in to some self-indulgence.
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