It was a jolly good time for me just shooting at random crap I found in the junkyard until I found a box. I said screw it and prepared to unload a round into it and all of a sudden a green portal looking thing just popped in front of me and I heard something coming out the other end. Naturally I investigated and found a rather unwelcome sight...spiders...and since I panicked and interrupted the monologue of the cartoony bug queen thing and scared it off with the power of standing there...menacingly it ran into the portal and left me pacing around. Will I follow after her? Probably not since I hear some voices on the other end of the portal. Just kidding
HA! You my good sir have been bamboozled!
Or have you? I don't know?
Author: theboxcatgamr
Co-author: JohnstoneT
Inspired by: if this is hell I’ve been a good boy, my family’s special brand of insanity that runs through our vain’s, my friends from school, depression(hooray for self loathing!),the inventor of the cheese wheel, that one soldier who deadass shot hitler in the balls, my side ho doctor pepper, my main ho Mountain Dew, and finally- the amount of gay (*bisexual) that I am
References to sex and sex jokes are present but this ain't no clopfic
Death tag is for death actually being a character
ACT ONE: bamboozling beginnings (chapters 1-17)
ACT TWO: kerfufeling continuum (chapters 18-23)
ACT THREE: clear cut confusion {chapters 24-32}
ACT FOUR: The beginning of the end of the beginning {chapters 33-44}
ACT FIVE: tyranny {chapters 45-50}
ACT SIX: bamboozles end {chapters 51-???
If you like this leave a comment or not :/
If you don't like it could you please give me a reason why?
Special thanks to my boy's Alex,Gavin and JohnstoneT.
61 Chapters:
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ACT ONE chapter 1: confusion at its finest [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 10th, 2018
462
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chapter 2: the bug bitch lich meets the power of propane and propane accessories [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 12th, 2018
791
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chapter 3: OH FUCK SHE AINT DEAD! (Semi-serious chapter) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 12th, 2018
961
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chapter 4: the return of the C.M.C and taking back the farm [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 3rd, 2018
916
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chapter 5: WHO CAME UP WITH EXPLODING PONYS??? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 6th, 2018
769
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A quick notice and the future of this story [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 7th, 2018
32
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chapter 6: now you gotta throw the whole town away [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 4th, 2018
876
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chapter 7: the homeless janitor and alien sing a duet because the plot demanded at least one song in the story [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 3rd, 2018
836
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chapter 7(continued): the curse,the shadows and ridiculous amounts of cheese (Clyde's perspective) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 17th, 2018
841
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chapter 8: I just deadass scare death now [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 19th, 2018
824
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chapter 9: even more things go wrong [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 19th, 2018
1,080
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a quick questionnaire for you guys! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 23rd, 2018
123
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chapter 10: apply now for your free trial of HERP-AGONA-STIFIL-AIDS [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 30th, 2018
1,386
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chapter 11: WHO DO YOU VODO BITCH [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 30th, 2018
1,000
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chapter 12: how can ya have ya pudding if ya don't eat'ch ya meat? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 2nd, 2018
997
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chapter 13: blood-ties (slice of cake because life machine broke) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 3rd, 2018
1,182
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chapter 14: "two" shots, of vodka and a dash of cyanide to taste. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 5th, 2018
1,494
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chapter 15: lets just throw bread at him, say he is a cunt sandwich and call it a day [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 7th, 2018
1,067
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chapter 16: the trash man [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 8th, 2018
865
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chapter 17: Babi N' Papi [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 10th, 2018
906
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ACT TWO chapter 18: twilight impolitely enters Clyde's pants...in other words: rape [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 11th, 2018
1,133
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chapter 19: A candy crusade [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 14th, 2018
1,129
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chapter 20: becoming a father step one: accepting your death [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 15th, 2018
1,328
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chapter 21: you know I'm something of a scientist myself [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 17th, 2018
1,085
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chapter 22: A Dutch lullaby [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 23rd, 2018
1,188
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chapter 23: a nightmare is still a dream... [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 28th, 2018
1,013
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ACT THREE: chapter 24: Am I dead yet? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 29th, 2018
1,426
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chapter 25: the prodigy and the return to harmony (or whatever that episode was called) part one [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 30th, 2018
1,263
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chapter 26: the prodigy and the return to harmony (or whatever that episode was called) part two [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 31st, 2018
1,204
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chapter 27: the prodigy and the return to harmony (or whatever that episode was called) part three [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 1st, 2018
1,227
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chapter 28: the shadow energy that butters my croissant [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 4th, 2018
1,150
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interlude- you.friend. bamboozled [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 5th, 2018
355
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chapter 29: lesson zero minus Scootaloo is lesson negative-one that's quick maths [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 11th, 2018
1,002
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chapter 30: ermegerd zermbers [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 12th, 2018
1,003
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chapter 31: a candy crusade: the second coming [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 13th, 2018
1,275
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Interlude: hey. Johnny. Back. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 14th, 2018
1,207
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chapter 32: tales of the Dutch pirates of Saskatchewan [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 14th, 2018
1,242
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ACT FOUR: chapter 33: two men,a shadow, and a drunk pirate walk out of a bar... [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 19th, 2018
956
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chapter 34: ok so I guess this adventure needed EVEN MORE PEOPLE [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 19th, 2018
1,144
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chapter 35: earning the dark tag [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 20th, 2018
1,375
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chapter 36: turning that shit up to eleven...out of a possible five [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 22nd, 2018
1,035
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chapter 37: bucket of sick [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 27th, 2018
1,161
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chapter 38: ...so can she be a pirate now? Alex has some spare peg legs in the trunk [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 28th, 2018
1,245
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chapter 39: self-insert-seption [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 29th, 2018
1,004
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chapter 40: a royal shotgun wedding [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jul 4th, 2018
1,004
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chapter 41: the one that took way too goddamm long [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jul 16th, 2018
1,034
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chapter 42: your looking a bit horse AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jul 20th, 2018
1,152
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chapter 43: the evil king sombrero [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jul 27th, 2018
1,030
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chapter 44: a forced hand [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 6th, 2018
707
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chapter 45: pumped up kicks [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 23rd, 2018
647
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chapter 46: dont poke a past bear. The future will regret it [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Sep 5th, 2018
1,695
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chapter 47: lunch 11:20 is my favourite bible verse [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Sep 6th, 2018
1,021
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chapter 48: “murder” is just red rum spelled backwards [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Sep 25th, 2018
849
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chapter 49: about three minutes earlier [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Sep 30th, 2018
941
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chapter 50: salad for a psychopath [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 10th, 2018
1,049
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Bonus content: bamboozled again green text version [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 12th, 2018
162
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ACT SIX chapter 51: Loss [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 18th, 2018
1,098
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chapter 52: off script [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 24th, 2018
1,011
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chapter 53: F is for famil-FUCK OW SPLINTER AAAAAHHHHH! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 7th, 2018
1,079
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chapter 54: closing the loop [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 17th, 2018
1,096
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Sequel [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 17th, 2018
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