Author's Notes:

Just a little epilogue, to make up for fetishizing the Equestria Girls so hard for so long in this story (to the point it got into the "Why" group), as well as being sad that the person who loved this story the most is losing interest in the show and not getting as much time to come here anymore, and hasn't been talking to me as much. (If he still has as much interest in these stories and requests that I take this chapter down, I will)

I don't know, sometimes I feel bad about stretching the fetish fuel so far, and now I barely have anyone to enjoy them besides the two who love everything I write.

A few more years passed since Rainbow Dash and Cherry Fizzy's wedding. The girls had retained their good looks and their quirks this whole time, but now, the latter had faded away.

The smelly girls had gotten tired of being smelly, so they started washing with soap at least once a day, even Indigo.

They also stopped deliberately making themselves gassy or wetting themselves. Twilight took bathroom breaks whenever she needed while studying, as did Applejack while working the farm.

Pinkie Pie and Sonata Dusk stopped deliberately putting themselves in situations where they would wet themselves laughing at farts. They still laughed at farts but took care to avoid wetting themselves, and the girls rarely farted as much. If Pinkie or Sonata did feel like they'd wet themselves, they'd find the nearest bathroom or bush. And they stopped getting into situations where it could not be avoided. In time they were laughing no harder at farts than anything else.

Rarity stopped drinking before bed so she'd always wake up dry. Wallflower, Adagio, Indigo, and Sunny stopped wetting themselves deliberately - though Indigo still had a few accidents for the next few months, as wetting herself all the time made her semi-un-potty-trained, but she eventually reached the point where she never wet herself again. Of course she also used toilet paper.

There were no more farting contests, though of course they still did fart occasionally, as every human did.

The only time Rainbow Dash smelled bad was when on sex nights with Cherry Fizzy. As he still had a thing for smelly girls, Rainbow Dash found a perfume that made her smell bad, which she was pleased to see they actually had, likely due to the smelly girls' popularity. It was as easy to wash off as sweat or dirt. She picked Level 2, which made her smell exactly like she used to, while Level 1 was similar to Adagio, Applejack, and Sunny's smell, and Level 3 was Indigo's smell.

Fluttershy, Sunset Shimmer, and Aria couldn't help their quirks, as Fluttershy still wet herself when she got scared (as well as having a small bladder and often wetting herself because she couldn't hold it), Sunset was still as gassy as the ponies of Equestria, and Aria still wet the bed.

However, soon after Indigo stopped wetting herself, while exploring a cave at camp they found a genie in a bottle, apparently having crossed over from Equestria, who said he'd give them three wishes. First Fluttershy wished for a bladder as strong as the other girls, which also kept her from fear wettings. Second Aria wished that she and Rarity would stop wetting the bed, thus Rarity no longer had to go easy on fluids at night. Finally Sunset wished to be no gassier than the average human on an average day.

Of course, Sunset still occasionally wet herself or farted for Flash Sentry via fart powder, until they decided to try actual sex, causing farting and wetting to be demoted to foreplay, and then they stopped altogether, aside from the occasional accidental fart during butt massages, which they at least kept doing.

Fluttershy still enjoyed getting baths in her dress from Rarity, which would only happen from Fluttershy getting covered in mud, in place of her usual shower, or when she just felt like it even if she was clean.

And so ended the fetish fuel of a much dirtier alternate universe.