Author's Notes:

This chapter contains a bath scene. (For anyone looking for this specifically, and remember, they don't contain nudity in my stories!)

It was now July. Rainbow Dash and her friends had graduated from Grade 12. When they weren't working their jobs, sometimes they would all hang out together. Sometimes only a few of them would hang out. Rarity gave Fluttershy a makeover, which Fluttershy liked, and Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie would sometimes have farting contests, which Rainbow always won. Usually Pinkie would end up peeing herself, but she didn't mind.

Rainbow Dash won several more races, winning lots of prize money. As she was on her way home, dripping with sweat from her last race, she looked at a sign.

HORSE RACE TOMORROW

Rainbow was interested to try horse racing. Maybe it would be as fun as running a race on foot. Probably not, but she did like to try new things.

And, she knew where she could find a horse.

...

Rainbow Dash walked to the front desk of the stable of a farm called Sweet Apple Acres.

"Howdy," said the girl at the desk with a country accent. She was orange with yellow hair, and was sweating quite a bit in the summer heat. She wore a hat, a white and green T-shirt, and a dirty pair of short jean shorts, which looked torn at the edges unlike Pinkie's. "I'm Applejack."

"I'm Rainbow Dash, and I'd like to rent a horse for the horse race tomorrow."

"I ain't seen you in no horse races before. You ever rode a horse before?"

"No, but I know I'll be awesome at it!"

"Why don't you race me around that there track? If you win, you can rent a horse. If not, ah wouldn't mind givin' you lessons."

"You're on!" She could feel a competitive vibe from Applejack.

Applejack got two horses over to the track. She climbed on one of them, and Rainbow tried to climb on the other, but climbed the wrong way so that she was backwards.

"A little help here?" she said.

Applejack helped her down, and as she did, she caught a whiff of Rainbow's foul scent. "Phew, girl, you smell worse than me!"

"Yes, it's all true! Wait, what do you mean 'worse than you'?"

"Ah sweat a lot workin' at the farm, and ah don't often wash. But from the way you smell, I'm guessin' ah wash more than you do."

Rainbow climbed onto the horse the right way this time. The horse sniffed and whinnied a little.

"Ready to lose, Rainbow?" said Applejack.

"I'm ready to WIN!" said Rainbow.

"On yer marks... get set... go!"

Applejack moved the reins, and Rainbow Dash moved them the way she saw it done. The horses started to run. Though Applejack had a headstart, Rainbow made the same motion with her reins and she began to overtake Applejack.

"I knew I'd be awesome at this!" said Rainbow Dash.

"She's not half-bad," said Applejack.

Applejack did her best to catch up, but Rainbow Dash crossed the finish line first.

"Yeah!" Rainbow raised both her hands in the air.

The horse sniffed again, and reared on its hind legs, sending Rainbow Dash flying off its back. She landed facedown in a mud puddle. By the time she recovered, the horse sat on her.

"Yah beat me," said Applejack. "Good game." She held out her hand to shake Rainbow's, but Rainbow couldn't get her hand out from under the horse's butt.

"Get it off me!" said Rainbow.

The horse farted loudly. Rainbow could feel the vibration, and a horrid stench entered her nose.

"Ugh! Get it off now!"

Applejack sniffed. "Her farts smell better than you do."

"Very funny."

"Ah don't think farts are funny at all. And I'm bein' serious."

The horse stood up. Rainbow got up on her knees, rubbing her head. The front of her outfit was saturated in mud.

Then the horse stood beside Rainbow Dash and lifted its leg.

"Noooooooo!" cried Rainbow Dash.

...

Rainbow Dash sat in a circular wooden tub full of soapy water, fully clothed and blushing lightly, as Applejack scrubbed her back with a sponge, covering her in suds.

"I'm sorry about Waverly's behavior," said Applejack. "Ah only wash once a week, and they can tolerate mah smell. They must not be used to yours. How often do you wash?"

"Once every two weeks at most," said Rainbow, still feeling humiliated about what the horse had done on her and about being given another bath. "I think it's been 13 days since my last shower."

"That explains it. Even they have limits to what odors they can stand." Applejack chuckled. "She must have thought you smelled like one of their piles of manure."

"I guess now I know why people use the expression 'pee like a race horse.'"

"Yeah, there wasn't even any mud left on you when she was done."

Rainbow moaned.

"Hey, don't feel too bad now, sugarcube. You still beat me in that race even though you've never raced before. You can rent mah horse at a discount."

"No thanks. I'll race on foot from now on."

"Ah wouldn't mind havin' some friendly sports competitions with you in the future. Ah can tell you're quite the athlete."

"That sounds awesome!"

"Want some cider?"

"You bet I do!"

Applejack filled a mug with cider from one of her barrels and gave it to Rainbow, who drained it in one gulp, sighing of satisfaction. Then, Rainbow farted in the tub. She chuckled as the bubbles appeared around her.

"Hoo, looks like your dirty rump needs a good cleanin'," said Applejack, leaning Rainbow over the side of the tub and pulling her skirt up exposing the butt of her shorts.

"Not this again..." Rainbow moaned as Applejack scrubbed her butt thoroughly. At least this would remove any residual traces of that time she hadn't used toilet paper.

...

That evening, Rainbow went over to Cherry Fizzy's house. Her outfit had dried in the sunlight after her bath.

Cherry welcomed her in, and sniffed her.

"Hey, you smell clean. What happened?"

"I made a new friend today. A farmer named Applejack. She doesn't wash much either, but she does it twice as much as me. I beat her in a horse race, but the horse couldn't stand my smell, so it threw me into a mud puddle, farted on me, and peed on me." She blushed lightly. She'd never tell this story to anyone else. "So Applejack gave me a bath. And yes, I farted in the tub, and she washed my butt just like Rarity did."

"That sounds pretty funny." He chuckled, and so did Rainbow, forgetting the embarrassment of the situation. Then, Rainbow let out a long, deep-pitched fart, and they laughed harder.