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I was out with Jackie, helping her prune some of the branches of the trees in the park. The weather team had a thunderstorm scheduled for this evening and the less debris, the better. I had just finished my twentieth tree when I heard AppleJack arguing with Rarity about something.

" Well, I simply cannot see why we have to make such a mess and ruin our beautiful park." I like Rarity, I really do, but sometimes she is a whiny little bitch.

" It's so the storm don't loosen the branches and cause more damage." Ah Jackie, always the voice of reason. Well sometimes, some of the time I'm the voice of reason.

" Hey ladies, please there is no reason to fight over small things like this. Rarity, we need to get these branches down so let's get to it."

" I suppose." We went back to work after that.

About twenty minutes later it started to rain. The rain didn't bother me much, Marine corps training will do that. However, Rares and Jackie were doing everything in their power to avoid getting drenched. Rarity was running around dodging the raindrops as if she was made of sugar. Jackie was hunkered underneath a park bench.

I approached the bench and put my wing over it. " Hey Jackie, how you doing down there?" She gave me an amused smirk.

" Oh, you know just waiting for the rain to stop. Or for my big strong boyfriend to come and carry me out."

" Well, I might, but I might just let you get wet, I love a soaking mare." I quickly grabbed her and just held her tight while the rain got us all wet.

" Joe, come on this isn't funny, ha ha ha stop." She was loving our time in the rain, and so was I. I let her go and chased her through the park. We went around playing around, getting muddy and wet. We would have continued our fun, but then Rarity came along and ruined it.

" Darlings please, I know you two are having fun, but don't you think we should get out of this rain?" While I did want to continue my time with AJ, she was right, if only to keep them from getting sick. I was about to suggest going to the barn and doing something lewd till I heard a voice on the wind.

" AppleJack, Rarity, Joe." I found the source to be coming from the library, and the voice was Twilights. She was calling us to come inside.

" Hey, girls why don't we bunk over at Twilight's, I mean it's right there."

" Yes, please anything to get my mane out of this downpour." We raced to the library to meet up with Twilight. Rarity, in her desperation, to get dry was the first to enter the library. AppleJack would have been next till Rarity stopped us both. " Darling's I think you two should clean up before you enter." We looked down at ourselves and realized she was right.

" Yeah you're right, come on Jackie hose is in the back." I lead her to the back and grabbed the hose. " Hold still sweetie." I turned the hose on and started spraying my girlfriend. After she was clean I turned the hose on myself and got all the mud off me. " Okay, lets head inside." We made our way inside the library and found that Rarity had a mud mask on, and was applying one to Twilight's face. " Oh, you got to be kidding me."

" You go and tell us that we need to wash off the mud on us, and here we find you rubbing mud all over your faces."

" It's a facial mask darling." Yeah, I'll give you a pavement facial. " It's meant to clean the pores and leave one looking younger."

" Yeah you put that crap on me, you'll find yourself in a world of hurt."

" Don't worry, the book says that boys don't do facial masks."

" What book?" Now I was genuinely interested in the subject. Twilight pulled out a book entitled ' All you ever wanted to know about slumber parties but were afraid to ask.' and showed it to me. " You know, there's a book like that back on earth? Though a couple of words were different."

" Yes, well be as it may. This is Twilight's first slumber party and I believe we should try and make it the best, don't you agree AppleJack." Wait, was that a jab. What the fuck.

" Of course I wouldn't ruin her first slumber party, I ain't being prissy about." Okay, this is going to get out of hand real fast, better do something.

" Girls please let's not fight. Twilight what's next on the list of things to do?" Please be spin the bottle.

"Let's see, ah the next item is to tell ghost stories."

" Think Spike can handle that? Where is he anyway?" I hope he's not avoiding me.

" Oh, Spike is up in Canterlot running an errand. He won't be back until tomorrow."

" So no holding back on the ghost stories? Excellent. Jackie, why don't you start us off?" This ought to be good.

" Alright." She reared up on her hind legs and spoke in a creepy voice. " There was a ghost that haunted everyone with unnecessary neatness, OoooOooh. I'm sure you're familiar with that one Rarity." What is the deal between these two?

" Never heard of it. Okay, my turn." I hope she at least makes an effort. " Let me tell you the tale, of the ghost that annoyed everyone within a hundred miles. OooOooh." What the hell. What's with the crappy stories.

" You made that up."

" It's a ghost story darling, they're all made up."

" Well yeah, but god damn you two came up with some shitty stories." Suddenly the lights went out and Twilight appeared between us. ( Start at 1:02 end at 1:40)

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Twilight's story seemed to scare the shit out of everyone else, though that headless horseman/I know what you did last summer crossover, just wasn't cutting it for me.

" Okay, that was an alright story Twilight, but now I believe it's my turn. Ladies, the master of horror, Vincent Price in ' The Tell-Tale Heart.'" And we were off.

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" AAAAAAAHHHHH." They screamed their little heads off. I suppose it was too much to show them that, though AJ clinging to me was a bonus.

" So, you girls like that story?"

" That was the most disturbing thing I've ever seen. How could something like that ever happen."

" His voice, it chilled me to the very bone."

" Joe, you are sleeping in the barn for a whole week." Shit.

" Dammit, whatever what's next on the list of things to do?"

Twilight shook off her stupor. " T-The next thing is smores." Time to play with her head.

" Some more what?"

" No, no smores."

" We haven't had anything yet, so how could we have some more of nothing." They looked at me funny. " That's when you say 'You're killing me smalls' seriously we're adding watch movie to the list of things to do."

" Joe, you really have to cut down on the references that only you know." I suppose Rarity has a point.

AppleJack was by the fireplace cooking the marshmallows, and I was giving instructions to making the perfect s' more. " Now the first thing you do is stick the chocolate on the Graham, then you roast the mallow." AJ handed me flaming mallow. " When the mallow's flaming." I went ahead and put out the flame. " You stick it on the chocolate, then you cover it with the other end. And finally, you stuff it." Gods I love a good treat like that. We all enjoyed our smores and went on to our next task.

" Alright, the next thing we have to do is, Truth or Dare." Oh, hell yes. Time for some fun.

" Fine, AJ truth or dare?" Please choose to dare, for the love of Freyja please choose dare.

" Truth." Ffffuuuuucckkk. Son of bitch shit.

" Alright, have you ever had a crush on someone other than me?" Hopefully, there isn't anyone so I don't have to compete.

" No, not really, though I'm pretty sure a few crushed on me." I'll kick their asses. " Alright, Joe truth or dare?" Now, being the brave Lycanthrope that I am and to actually put in motion the dares.

" Go on, dare me, baby." Jackie gave me a shit-eating grin, this was probably a mistake.

" Ah dare you to show us something amazing from your world." Really? Well, better than crawling on hot coals with no clothes on. Aaah, you never forget your first prom.

" Okay, this is a scene from my favorite action movie."

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" By the way Jackie, I would definitely do that for you if someone were to do that to ya."

" As sweet as a gesture that is, would you really stoop to such behavior?"

" The answer is hell yes and that counts as your truth or dare question."

" Does that mean it's my turn?"

" Sure is, hey why don't you ask Rarity." This ought to be good.

" Alright, Rarity, truth, or dare?" Please don't punk out and choose the truth.

" I believe I will choose to dare." Okay, this is good. Now Twilight just has to come up with a good dare.

" I dare you to, give Joe a kiss." What.

" Woah, hell no that ain't gonna mmph." Before I could protest more, Rarity went and gave me a big wet one on the lips. " Gah pfft. Geez, did it have to be on the lips?

" Yeah Rarity, did it have to be lips?" Jackie had some venom laced on that comment. Can't say I blame her, seeing her boyfriend getting kissed by her friend would rile anyone up.

" Well if one is dared to kiss someone, then one should do it properly." I don't like it but she has a point.

AJ gave Rarity the stink eye. Okay, time to move on to the next thing. Maybe something from my experience. " Hey, why don't we move onto a new activity that isn't in the book?" Twilight was about to protest, no doubt to say we have to follow the book. " Don't worry Twilight, we'll get back to the book. But for now, let's try something new."

" What did you have in mind sugar cube?"

" Hold on, I need to get something real quick." My hand became a claw and I slashed into existence a portal to my room back at the farm, more accurately the cabinet near the window. Inside the cabinet was my liquor collection. From my stash, I pulled forth a large bottle of whiskey that closely resembled Irish distilled whiskey and four shot glasses.

" Okay, the game is called I never. the rules are, you must take a drink if you did the thing that person say's they never did." From the looks of the girls, it seems that they had some reservations about this game. Though the feeling was just a pass as all who never played the game do. One by one, the girls grew bold and agreed, and so I poured a drink for us all to start.

" So, whom shall we say goes first."

" Since I was the one to suggest it, I shall go first, then the one on my right will go next." They all agreed to the order. " Alright let's see. I've never read a romance novel." Twilight and Rarity took a shot. I filled their glasses so they could be ready to drink again. " Twilight your turn."

" Uh, I've never read a comic book." I took a shot and was about to refill my glass until I saw that Jackie's glass was also empty. That mare never ceases to amaze me, I filled both our glasses.

" My turn I suppose." This ought to be good. " I've never had sex." That fact actually surprised me greatly, though not as much as seeing Twilight taking a shot.

" Really? Twilight you have to tell us who." I inquired as once again I filled her glass.

" It was just a guard who helped me during my first heat." Guess that's as good as we're going to get. " Your turn AppleJack."

" Alright. I've never fought a monster." Sometimes it's hard to come with stuff on the spot. Never the less I had to take my second shot. Stupid dragon, making me drink. The game lasted well onto two hours, we would have gone longer, but the bottle was empty and most of us were drunk.

" Okay, I think it's time we go back to what the book says." Twilight had a slight slur to her speech, but nothing we couldn't understand.

" Yeah sure, what's the next thing anyway?" Hopefully, it's nothing to complicated.

" I'm not quite sure, it just says pillow fight." Oh hell yes. Nothing like seeing girls having a pillow fight.

" I call Jackie on my team." We gave each other a nod knowing we were going to dominate.

" Oh please, I am not at all interested in participating in something so barbaric." Alright, that's enough of this bullshit. Jackie handed me a pillow and I launched right at Rarity's head. The pillow smacked her right between the eyes. " Oh, it. Is. On."

War, war never changes. War might take different forms, happen in strange lands, and the battles may last days, but the concept never changes. The sovereign nation of the unicorns held a defensive wall that rivals the ancient city of Troy. Though what they made up for in defense, they lacked greatly in firepower. And firepower was what the independent country of AppleWolf had a great amount of.

The warrior general Joseph, lead an army of ten thousand toward the main gate. It mattered not how many they had, the main gates had the strongest walls and legions of archers to defend it. The general knew they had no chance of victory, at least not on this front.

On the south side of the city walls laid in wait captain AppleJack. She and a small band of three hundred scaled the walls of the great city to infiltrate and sabotage the archers. They entered the city without any witness to their entry. They silently made their way to the scaffolding that held the archers at the main gate. They set fire to the base and ran like hell. Soon the archers fell and the gates broke open, revealing the massive army of AppleWolf.

" AAAhhh." The small pillow fort Twilight and Rarity built tumbled apart and they were defeated. " Well, that was fun. What now."

They both looked at me and gave me the same answer. " Bed."

The sleeping situation was definitely in my favor. Rarity shared Twilight's bed, and I shared a spare bed with Jackie. We cuddled up underneath the sheets whispering sweet nothings to each other. " Hey Jackie, can I tell you something?"

" Sure, what is it?" I hope she doesn't get upset about this.

" Well, I've been thinking about getting a place of my own." She started to look heartbroken. " Look, I love living on the farm, but I believe that it would be good to have my own place. I'll still come by and help around at the farm."

" It's not the farm work I'll miss. I'll miss waking up to see your face in the morning." Really, cause the mirror tells a different story. Though I might have a solution to this little problem.

" Well, I'm planning on making a large house. What if I built it on the property and you move in with me?" She seemed to roll the idea around for a minute before eventually she smiled and nodded at the idea. " Then it's settled I'll work up some blue print's tomorrow." We cuddled closer to each other and kissed each other good night. Finally, sleep embraced us both.

When morning came, I was the first to get up. Since everyone was still asleep I decided to make pancakes for everyone. I had about three dozen hotcakes made by the time everyone got up. " Well good morning girls. How'd you sleep?"

" You know how well I slept, honey." The others looked at us as if we did something risque. " Don't worry Twilight, we didn't mess up the sheets. That's something to be saved for our new place."

" New place, whatever do you mean darling?" I guess they should know.

" Well, I'm planning on building a house on Jackie's property. And once it's done, we plan on moving in there together." A smile was plastered on their faces at the news.

We ate breakfast in relative peace when it was done I helped Twilight with the dishes and Jackie and I were heading back to the farm. " Hey, Joe."

" Yeah."

" Race ya." She was off like a bat out of hell.

" Oh, you are so going to get it." I raced off to catch up to and hopefully beat Jackie in our little race. Today's going to be a good day.

Author's Notes:

Okay, so yeah, going to be getting him a house. It's going to have a name, so if you want to name it, say so in the comments. Also yeah, he's a virgin. Though that will probably change in a few chapters.
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