I love me some Apple Jacks.

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YEAH! You exclaim, jumping up into the air.

You had just gotten finished talking to the last girl of the day, and it was the last number you needed to beat Rainbow, sweet sweet victory!

FUCK! Rainbow screamed, punching you in the chest.

Ow, hey no need to resort to violence now.

You turn to Pinkie who was sitting on a ledge swinging her legs.

Er, that doesnt look safe Pinkie

You were on the second floor, one below the base floor you arrived in, and one on top of the food court floor, and Pinkie was sitting on the ledge swinging her legs.

Pinkie you got first withHow many points?

Thirty Two OHMIGOSH HOW THE FFFFUUUUUUUU-

I got second place with 16 points, and Rainbow came in last place, you say turning to Rainbow, with only 15 points. You say adding a smile at the end.

I hate losing Rainbow said completely defeated.

Its okay Dashie

Well Dash you have to treat us to dinner, and Pinkie and I get to decide where You say, turning to Pinkie who was twiddling her thumbs.

I dont really feel like dinner today Plus we have school tomorrow, so how about we take a rain check on that?

Whats wrong Pinkie? Something bothering you? You ask carefully making your way to the ledge. Her hair seemed to be straighter than it was earlier, it was a little alarming at first, but you decided that it was just one of those quirks Pinkie had.

Yes, but nothing you can help me with. Monotone That is definitely not how Pinkie usually talks.

I like to think Im pretty good at helping people. You say in your best British accent, sitting down on the ledge with her.

Well you cant help me with this, because its about you. Er, what?

What do you mean Pinks? You ask brushing her straight hair away from her face.

Youre whole life seems to be so sad, yet you have that amazing smile on every time I see you. You try and help everyone, and you are so oblivious about girls its adorable What are you getting at?

How do you do it? Do you cover up your pain inside, or did you somehow erase all of it? Tell me Pinkie

I suppose I have just learned to cope with it. I was close to my parents, and I knew for a fact if I went around moping all day, they would probably crawl out of the ground and smack me until I came to my senses you say with a chuckle, wrapping your arm around Pinkie.

Stop doing that! She says shrugging your arm off. Oops.

Oh, sorry does that make you feel uncomfortable?

No, its the fact that it does the opposite that makes me want you to stop. Er, what? Wheres the logic in that?

Well right now I see a Pinkie that needs some comforting. She raises an eyebrow and looks at you as you say;

You know Pinkie; I have known you for about four days. You were the first person I met when I arrived at school, and you are probably the nicest, bubbly, most amazing girl Ive ever met. You always seem to bring a smile to my face, and if I already have one on, you make it get bigger. You seem like the kind of girl that tries to make other people happy wherever you go, but you have to realize that you need to take the time to make yourself happy sometimes. You throw your arm around her neck and pull her in so your foreheads were touching, trying to make this as sentimental as possible. Plus youre really cute. You say pulling away and standing up.

So are you going to stay here the rest of the day mopping around or are we going to get going? you say holding out a hand towards her. She just forces a small grin and says;

I think Ill just stay here thank you very much. Ugh, I barely made a dent.

Well I guess Ill just have to stay with you then.

Why do you keep trying? When I get like this usually I just let it happen and Im back to my normal self the next day.

Well right now I see a good friend who looks really down, like I said before, and a true friend wouldnt just leave, that wouldnt be right.

She just nods, her forced grin gone now.

Come on now, there has to be something I can do. You said it was about me right, so what did I do?

Everything.

Thanks for being descriptive there Miss Pie. You say messing up her hair.

I told you to stop that! She said, unable to suppress a small smile.

Alright, what about everything I do is making you act like this? You ask, trying to knit pick at her with your ability, which for some reason is only pointing out the obvious. Her eyes look to be a duller shade of blue, her hair is also straighter and also duller in color, and also, she seems to be twiddling her thumbs a lot. The small nerdy voice in the back of your head says.

She puts on her thinking face, which you noticed is her sticking her tongue out and placing her chin on the center of her palm.

Well for starters, you are a complete idiot. Why DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THAT! She thinks for a couple more seconds,

You just make me nervous There is something about you, the way you walk, talk, the way you hold yourself, how you always seem to be trying to help people, your laugh I could go on, but Im not going to. Aww, does Pinkie have a crush on me?

So basically, the way I am in general makes you feel uncomfortable? She just nods.

Alright, so for the greater good I will refrain from appearing near you Pinkie. I am sorry I caused you this much sadness. You say standing up and walking towards Dash, who had pre-occupied herself with her phone. Wait for it

Wait no, dont do that! Pinkie says getting up and following you.

But from what you just told me

Oh my gosh you are so stupid! She says punching your arm, and you notice how her hair had gotten a bit curlier.

Dash was still looking at her phone, so you decided to stop playing innocent, and you gave Pinkie a peck on the cheek as she started to walk next to you.

Im not as stupid as you think I am. You say winking at her.

She is pouting at you, a shade of red on her cheeks you thought not possible.

Hey! You are toying with me you she searches for the right word, you meanie! She says, her hair getting slightly more curly. You could see her trying her hardest to suppress a smile. Time to seal the deal, you think as you walk in front of her and stop, so she runs into you, and then you start tickling her, causing her to erupt into laughter, her hair going completely back to normal. When you finally stop, she continues to laugh for a good minute, before finally being able to get her grip on herself back.

You jerk! She says jumping at you, pounding on your chest with her fists. Haha just as planned.

Theres the Pinkie I know! You say bringing her into a hug.

You are making this extremely hard, you know that? Huh?

What do you mean Pinkie? You say breaking the short lived hug.

You are either a genius, or you really are the dumbest guy I know.

I dont understand. You say scratching behind your ear, completely oblivious to what she is trying to say.

Geez, do I have to spell it out for you? She says, glancing over your shoulder looking at Dash.

Yes please, everyone has been telling me Im an idiot, when all I do is try and help. You say frowning and looking down.

Oh wow, you really are an idiot. How have you not pieced it together yet? She says grabbing your arm and dragging you over to Rainbow.

Rainbow, I demand you tell him now. Its killing me inside! Wait what?

Rainbows eyes just get bigger and she stares at Pinkie.

If you wont tell him, I will. Rainbow Dash Jefferson has a GIANT humongous super huge crush on-

Phillip!

Phillip? You and Pinkie say at the same time.

Yeah, Phillip She says avoiding eye contact. The minibar guy Yeah I like him. Oh thats cool, maybe I can hook him up.

Rainbow that is one huge lie! Says Pinkie.

Wait what is happening? So what if Dash likes Phillip?

You are such an idiot! They both say turning to you and screaming. Sticks and stones

Rainbow, just tell him!

We're roommates! Why yes, yes we are.

What is the worst that can happen Dashie!?

That it would make everything awkward if he doesnt feel the same! And with that, they both grunted and walked separate ways.

What the FUCK just happened!?!?

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You had been walking around for at least an hour looking for either Pinkie or Dashie. They had stormed off in opposite directions, and you have no idea where you could look. You check the time to see that it is 6PM, and the curfew for school nights is 9PM. You had a ton of time to find them, but in all honesty you just wanted to get back to campus and take a long nap.

You are walking by a spa, hands in your pockets, and you happen to glance over in to a spa, and- IS THAT RARITY!? SHE IS SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING CEVICHE!

You keep yourself collected and attempt to think of a rational explanation, but you cant figure one out, so you walk inside and tap on Raritys shoulder as she talks to the woman sitting at the desk.

Excuse me miss, you ask, hoping it isnt actually Rarity.

Yes- Oh look, it is Rarity.

Oh She gets really red and looks down at the floor.

So wheres Ceviche, did you bring him for a bath or something? Of course not.

Its alright dear, no need to get angry I know I should have called you before I got here, but I didnt have your number Please let me explain before you get angry dear? Rage level, exceeding 80%. We are now throwing buckets of water to keep the levels from going higher, says the little nerdy voice in the back of your head.

Fine, explain. She takes a deep breath, and just stands there.

Well? you ask getting impatient.

Alright so Ive been really hard working on Pinkies dress, and Ceviche is great company. I fed him at lunch and before I left, two cups of that food you gave me right? You nod, So I decided I needed to relieve some stress, so I came here.

And you just left Ceviche in your room? you say, slightly ticked off.

Of course not! I found that Twilight Sparkle girl you introduced us all too, and she was more than happy to take care of the dog until either you or I got back. I was honestly going to call you, but I dont have your phone number she said, still looking at the floor, face getting redder as she spoke the last sentence. Oh great dont tell me Rarity

You let out a sigh and put a hand on her shoulder.

Its fine, but why couldnt you call Rainbow? Brighter red.

I-Er-Uh You let out a loud laugh and start to walk away.

Its really fine Rarity; just remember to ask for my number again. Have fun with Whatever you do here. You say looking back at her over your shoulder.

Wait, she says, following you and dragging you back into the spa.

Wheres Rainbow and Pinkie?

Oh, they got in some argument over me being an idiot. I was actually looking for them when I saw you in here you say scratching the back of your neck, looking over at the woman at the desk.

What did you do this time?

Well I-

Dont answer that. Let me see your phone. You hand it to her, noticing how her tone was getting angrier by the second.

What is your password? Er

Ill put it in.

Tell me. Fjanoeufnsdjlfnwejafsdf.

Six-Nine-Six-Nine.

Real mature Ill show you mature

You put your hand under Raritys chin and tilt her head up so she looks you in the eye and say;

Rarity are you trying to give me your phone number? You ask sticking your tongue out and laughing.

Real mature!

You let her finish whatever she was doing in peace, and she hands you back your phone.

What did you do?

I just put Rainbow Dashs, Pinkie Pies, and my phone number in there. Now call them and meet them somewhere, because right now the way you are acting is making it seem like this whole argument is over something about you.

Well it might be. I guess I am an idiot, because I honestly have no idea what is happening right now. She grunts and starts pushing you towards the door while saying;

Go make things right you thick headed dolt.

But I- You start to say, but Rarity is walking away waving good bye. You shook your head, because you realize you had been staring at her for a good minute straight. Gah, staring is caring I suppose

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You had made your way to the bench in front of the Victorias Secret from yesterday, the one where you asked Mr. Walls if he would cover for you. You are trying to decide who to call first, Rainbow or Pinkie.

You decide on Pinkie after thinking it through, thinking she will be the most willing to forgive and forget. You tap on call and place the phone up to your ear, sticking your pointer finger in your other ear.

*Ring*

Hello? says a cheery voice. One ring, Is that even possible?!

Pinkie?

Yup! Is this-?

Yeah, its me. Where are you? You kind of just left me there earlier

Oh yeah sorry about that, Dashie and I already made up, we are in Victorias Secret! Oh really, what are you buying? Stop it brain.

I think I might be outside of that Victorias Secret You say awkwardly, not wanting to sound like you were stalking them.

Are you stalking us? You notice her teasing tone and decide to tease back.

I sure was, I mean Pinkie you are so beautiful I couldnt help myself.

Gah, I told you to stop doing that! She says, you swear you could feel her blushing through the phone.

Haha, call me again if you two come out and you dont see me. You say hanging up and leaning back on the bench. Gosh today has been pretty boring

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You had waited a good hour before you left the bench. Your boredom had finally gotten the better of you, so you decided you would just go find something, anything to do. You walked around for a while, before you eventually gave up and sat down on the floor, back against a wall.

How much more boring can this day get We have to get going soon too, or else we will be late for curfew

You close your eyes and let your mind go blank.

Excuse me mister. You grunt, slightly annoyed because you were just falling asleep.

Yes, can I help you?

Sorry for botherin ya, but ah need some help Is that a Southern accent all the way up here in Vermont?

You crack an eye open to see a little girl who looks probably about one year older than Sweetie Belle, sitting down in front of you, leaning back on her arms staring at you intently.

She is wearing blue overalls with a yellow t-shirt, and yellow knee socks. Her hair was pretty interesting, it reminded you of Sweeties, just a lot less curly, plus the tips of her hair were straighter. Her hair was one solid color, a beautiful shade of light red, and in the back of her hair was a red, almost pink, giant bow, that perfectly complimented her light red hair. Her eyes were huge, and they were a reddish orange, and she was twiddling her thumbs like Pinkie was earlier.

Alright, what do you need help with?

Well ya see She leans backwards and looks up towards the ceiling, mah big sister is new in town and she has no clue where this fancy new school shes supposed to be going to is A new student Maybe she goes to Red Thrush?

What is the name of the school by chance?

ErSomething like Orange Fern

Red Thrush Private School?

Thats it! Do ya think ya could help her out?

Sure, Im a new transfer too. You say interlocking your fingers and putting them behind your neck.

So where is sh-"

APPLE BLOOM GET AWAY FROM HIM NOW! You jolt up from the excruciatingly loud voice in an already extremely loud environment.

You see Apple Blooms smile fade and she stands up and starts walking away. You stand up and follow Apple Bloom.

Git away from her! The voice says again, this time accompanied by a push that sends you flat on your ass.

Hello there. You say keeping your cool, brushing yourself off as you stand up.

Dont Hello there me yah child thief! You couldnt help but stifle a laugh at how perfectly she copied your voice even with her southern accent.

Oh relax, I was just- but you were interrupted by Apple Bloom who said;

AJ calm down! Ah asked him to help ya find the school because ya wont ask for directions!

Apple Bloom what have ah told ya about talkin ta strang- and then you zoned out, already bored by the conversation.

You refocused your attention to this girl, AJ as Apple Bloom had called her. She has blonde hair that turned to orange as it got closer to the end, only turning orange at about of the way to the end of her hair. She has nothing in it; all of it was falling loosely to the side. She was wearing a white shirt, and an unbuttoned orange plaid shirt. Her eyes are an amazing shade of green; it reminded you of a ripe green apple. Underneath her eyes were a collection of freckles going from one eye to the other, going across the bridge of her nose. The freckles were denser underneath her eyes then they were going across the bridge of her nose. This girl was almost the exact same height as Rainbow. She was wearing faded blue jeans, and a plain leather belt, both looked like they had been worn a million times. Im not going to lie, she is extremely pretty, almost reminds me of the stereotypical cowgirl, just without the hat. She has a single red wheeled suitcase, and it looks like its about to explode from all the stuff in it.

You shook your head and refocused on them talking;

-If Big Mac were here he would-,

Excuse me Miss AJ-

Yah better call me Applejack if ya know whats good for ya child thief. She said, being flat out honest with you.

Er, all right Miss Applejack-

Applejack. None of that miss crap. GAH THE INTERRUPTIONS!

Okay Applejack, if you would let me talk I could explain the situation and how I can help. She simply rolls her hand in the air motioning for you to go on.

So your sister here, you point at Apple Bloom, found me trying to sleep, and she asked me to help you find the school you will be attending. Is the name of the school you will be attending Red Thrush Private School?

Yes it is.

Alright, I am a new student there as well, I got here Thursday morning, but since I was still getting settled in I didnt have to attend class. Friday we had off, so neither of us have attended class yet. If you would like me to, I will more than gladly point you to where its at.

Applejack scrunches her face in thought, and looks between you and Apple Bloom repeatedly before sighing and saying;

I do need help finding it Fine, I accept your offer to help, but that doesnt get you off the hook Apple Bloom! She says looking at Apple Bloom, who shrinks behind you. Hah, shes just about Sweetie Belles height.

Dont try and be nice to me boy, I just want your help findin this darn school. Nothing more, nothing less. She says turning on her heel and sitting on a bench about 5 feet away. You and Apple Bloom follow suit.

So do you have a driver or someone to take you there? Its only about thirty minutes away. You say sitting the farthest away from the girl you could, she was really pretty, but she didnt seem to trust you.

Yes we do. She says matter of factly, leaning back on the bench and crossing her legs.

Well, when do you plan on leaving? My friends and I-

Ah dont see any friends. She says giving you a smug smile. Oh Applejack

Oh shush AJ, she frowns when you say AJ, but doesnt interrupt you, They went shopping. Anyway, the curfew for school is 9PM, and it is you look at your phone, 8PM, so we have to get going soon.

Well actually she says looking at Apple Bloom, who sat right next to her, Apple Bloom has to take our ride home, she has to get back to the airport for her flight, so I really dont have a ride to the school She says, her confidence practically gone.

Its completely fine, we have a limo and there are only three of us, you can carpool. You say throwing her a warm smile.

Yer mighty suspicious, ya know that? She says, looking extremely serious.

How so? You ask, your smile turning into a frown.

Lets put it this way, would you get in an automobile with a person ya met less than ten minutes ago? She has a point.

If it makes you feel better, both of my friends are girls. You know, just in case you were thinking I was going to abduct you or something. You say walking over to her and turning to her sister, and messing the little girls hair up, causing her to giggle.

Apple Bloom, do I seem like a bad guy?

Well She says putting on a mischievous grin. FFFUUUUUUUUUU-

Nah, ya arent. False FFFUUUU alarm.

Your little sister seems to trust me.

Apple Bloom trusts anyone who seems nice. She says bopping Apple Bloom on the nose.

Alright, will it make you feel better if you meet my friends? You say bopping Apple Jack lightly on the nose, which makes her stand up and swipe at you, but you step back laughing.

Yes, it would. She says, finally letting out a small laugh.

First, do you by chance have your schedule? She nods and turns to her suitcase. You nudge Apple Bloom and make a silly face that causes her to laugh. I think I might just be good with kids you think as you pull a Pinkie and walk circles around Apple Bloom while poking her.

When youre finished molesting my sister Oh haha real funny AJ. You turn around to see AJ holding out two slips of paper between two fingers.

My schedule and dorm room

Isnt it a little early to be giving me your dorm room AJ? You say nudging her and then stepping back to avoid the swipe you knew was going to happen.

You glance at her schedule, and are surprised that it was a complete replica of yours.

Period1: Animal Science

Period2: Generic Math Class

Period3: Free Period

Period4: Home Ec.

Period5: Generic Science Class

Period6: Generic English Class

Period7: Generic History Class

Period8: Gym

AJ, are you stalking me, because this is my schedule, just with your name on the top. You say folding the paper up and handing it back to her.

Yer kidding me? She says snatching the paper away and looking at you suspicious. You glance at her dorm room and laugh extremely loud.

And you are going to love this; your dorm is the one right next to mine! You say throwing an arm around her and then dropping to the floor to avoid the incoming swipe.

Now I know yer messing with me! She says attempting to kick you lightly, but you roll once and get up, brushing yourself off once again.

I am not miss Apple Jacks.

DO NOT CALL ME APPLE JACKS! She says, actually attempting to hit you. Apple Bloom is laughing hysterically, and you worry she might stop breathing if she continues to laugh like that.

Whoa whoa, okay no more Apple Jacks, but Im not kidding, your rooming with a friend of mine named Rarity, plus we have the same schedule. You say handing her the last piece of paper back.

I think you are going to enjoy your roommate You say imagining all of the chaos between the two, a southern girl and a high class rich girl.

Ahm a mighty good judge of character, and you dont seem to be that bad You were just a little strange to understand at first, but you seem to have good intentions She looks at the ground, Ahm sorry for actin rude to ya

Daaw, now arent you a sweet little piece of cereal, you say bopping her nose again, backing away since the expected outcome was her swiping your way, but she actually just laughed and scratched the back of her neck. Aw, youre no fun now.

Well time to go find my friends, now I just need to call them-And then your phone starts to ring.

Hi Rainbow and or Pinkie, before you say anything, just meet me at the railing you two had your little argument over. And then you hang up.

Ready to go Apple Bloom? you say messing up her hair again, then stepping in front of AJ and saying;

How about you Miss Apple Jacks? You say messing up her hair, and then attempting to hide behind Apple Bloom. Well this is pathetic, hiding behind a small girl

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You know, you didnt have to hit me that hard Applejack. You say rubbing the lump thats on the back of your head.

You dont even look like you care about your hai- but you stop talking as Applejack slowly turns her head towards you with a suspicious smile on.

What was that sugarcube?

Oh nothing Applejack You say shrinking behind Apple Bloom.

You spot Rainbow and Pinkie talking on a bench, and you point at them and say;

Thats them. Just a little heads up, Pinkie- You stop yourself just in time.

Never mind.

You start messing with Apple Bloom again, this time you reach around and tap on her shoulder, making her look at AJ.

What do ya want AJ?

What are ya talkin about Apple Bloom?

Hey Pinkie and Rainbow. You say nonchalantly as Apple Bloom and AJ piece together what just happened.

Hey there you-, who is this? Rainbow says, her voice going from happy to I will hurt you in one second flat.

This is Applejack, she is a new student at Red Thrush, and she is going to carpool with us.

And what makes you think I will let her? Rainbow, what is with you?

Because if you wont let her carpool I guess I will just have to walk with her all the way to the school.

Now hold on their boy, ya dont have-" Applejack said before you interrupted her.

Or I could just call Octavia, she will probably be happy to give us a ride.

Rainbow stares her trademark daggers into you, and you look at Pinkie who is standing on the side lines playing with Apple Bloom. Aw, Pinkie didn't try and talk to Apple Jack...

Okay Rainbow, lets not let this boil over. Applejack this is Rainbow Dash, Rainbow Dash this is Applejack. You walk over to Pinkie and face her towards Applejack, Pinkie, Applejack. Applejack, Pinkie.

Now that introductions are out of the way, Applejack do you still want to carpool?

If Rainbow here doesnt mind, it would be a mighty help Applejack says giving Rainbow a feeble smile, switching the handle to her suitcase to her other hand awkwardly.

Oh come on Rainbow, how are you going to deny a new student? We have to leave like now, and there is no way she will get back in time for curfew if she doesnt come with us. If it makes you feel any better, shes rooming with Rarity.

Rainbows eyes get a twinkle to them and she starts walking towards the exit.

So what are we waiting for!?

Come on Apple Bloom, its time ta go.

You all start walking towards the exit, Pinkie a little too close, and now that you realize that Pinkie probably has a crush on you, its making it a little awkward. You spot a pawn shop on your left, right before the entrance/exit and you get an idea.

You all get going, Apple Bloom I probably wont see you again for a good while, so you be good you hear? You say dropping down to eye level.

Promise me ya will take good care of mah big sister? DAAAAAAAW!!!

You have my word Apple Bloom. You say giving her your warmest smile you could, and then you poke her in her side which causes her to giggle and punch you in the arm.

Cheer up, I will not let anything happen to your big sister Apple Bloom.

Alright ah believe ya. She puts on a huge smile that Pinkie would be proud of, and walks over to her sister.

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Hello, welcome to Pinocchios Pawned Goods! Can I help you find something?

Do you by chance have an old cowboy hat?

Why yes we do, we have quite a few! He says going into the back and walking out with three, one looks like complete shit, one looks decent, and then one is perfect.

How much for this one? You ask picking up the perfect one. It looked like it had been worn a million times, but it still had a firmness too it, plus it was colored slightly orange.

Forty bucks. If you had been drinking something you would have done a spit take.

You are kidding me, forty dollars for a used cowboy hat?

Well you see boy, this was worn by a famous-

Cut the crap, take my money, and give me the hat. You say pulling out your wallet and placing down two twenty dollar bills.

I like you kid, nice doing business with you. Here take this too. He says tossing a box that the hat would fit in your way as you near the door.

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Hey Mister Walls.

Hello. He says while opening the door, and you slide in the limo. Applejack had made her way to sitting in the corner, Rainbow in the other corner, and Pinkie was by your side the second you were in the limo.

Hi Pinkie.

Hi! Oh man this is awkward

Pinkie, let me get this straight You say sitting down next to Rainbow, you have a crush on me?

She nods her head viciously and sits next to you. Then glances over at Rainbow, who was staring straight ahead with an expressionless face.

Okay Pinkie. And Rainbow likes Phillip? You say looking over at Rainbow, who elbows your unprotected crotch.

No I do not like Phillip, yes I do like someone, and YOU ARE AN IDIOT! Pinkie and Applejack are chuckling, but Pinkie has her arms around you trying to comfort you.

Why would you do that!? I just asked a simple question! You say clutching your groin and leaning back in the seat.

Because you are so idiotic that I just have to resort to violence, and that seems to be the easiest way to hurt you. You hear someone clear their throat and you hear Applejack say;

Rainbow, is that someone you like- but Rainbow shoots her a glare and Applejack just grins.

Shoot, that is extremely obvious! Idea!

"Oh Applejack, heads up," you say throwing the box towards Applejack, who looks at it suspiciously, "Oh come on Applejack, it's a welcoming gift." Time to put my plan into effect...

She gets a giant grin as she puts on her new used hat.

You then turn to Rainbow, and tickle her until she is completely defenseless, and then you slide her head on to your lap and you cover her mouth with your hand, while tickling her with your other. How is she not able to get up!? All Im doing is covering her mouth and tickling her!

Applejack, you seem to tell it as you see it, what do you mean by that is extremely obvious?

Ah dont want to ruin the surprise. You stopped tickling Rainbow, but she didnt lift her head up. For fucks sake Applejack...

Uh, Rainbow you can get up if you want *Silence*

Aw shucks, look ya gone and broke her. I think your right Applejack.

You okay there Dashie? Pinkie asks, playing with Dashs cheeks.

Rainbow seriously, youre creeping me out here, whats wrong? You start waving your hand in front of her face, but she doesnt even blink.

Uh, I think I did break her. Rainbow, do you like Phillip? Nothing.

Do you bat for the other team? Nothing.

Yeah, Im pretty sure I broke her. You say frowning while squishing Rainbow's cheeks together.

I think I might know what to do Pinkie says grinning at you.

I dont follow.

This will almost certainly wake her up

Pinkie pulls out a bottle of hot sauce from behind her and, WAIT WHAT THE FUCK!?

Pinkie where in tarnation did you just pull that from?!

Oh Jackie dont ask questions!

What did ya just call me!?

This will not end well.

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