At the tender age of twenty-five, Adam DeGroff never expected to end up in a land of magical, sapient pastel ponies. Nevertheless, he has wholeheartedly embraced the lifestyle of the natives, and now works at a bar in Canterlot, where his unique stature and talent for “flairtending” have made him popular with the bar’s regular customers, and with one mare in particular that he works with.

Little do either of them know, however, that accidentally getting locked in the bar overnight will lead to a rather passionate display of emotions...

Contains: gloriously smutty interspecies filth, teat play, Lonely Island memes, hornjob, a certain sex act that goes by the number sixty-nine, vaginal, creampie, and questionable fire safety regulations in Equestria.

Author's Note: Despite having almost none of the worldbuilding of the Derrenverse, I consider this to be "Derrenverse-adjacent" due to the use of a character from Chapter Eight of Greater Lights: Adaptation.

Pre-reader: BikerPon3