“Twilight?” Applejack was banging her hoof against the castle’s door. The giant crystal monument to friendship that sprouted in Ponyville a few years ago. “Twilight, come out here!”

The doors opened to reveal Twilight’s student in friendship, Starlight Glimmer, who wore a panicked expression. “Oh thank goodness, please get Twilight out of her room!”

“What? Why do you need me to- is she studying too hard again?” Applejack grumbled, marching towards the Alicorn’s room.

“Worse, she found out that Big Mac hurt himself applebucking and refuses to leave,” Starlight added, worried about her mentor.

By the doors were Spike, Trixie, and Tempest, all of whom were in various levels of concerned. “Is she gonna be okay?” Spike asked with wide puppy eyes.

“Probably, unless she starves herself to death in there,” Tempest commented, frowning. “She wouldn’t stay in there until then, right?”

“Twilight’s stubborn, but she ain’t that stubborn,” Applejack remarked, slamming her hoof against the crystal door.

“TWILIGHT! Get your butt out here.”

“No!” They heard Twilight from the other side.

“I don’t know your deal with my brother is but we need your help at the farm that only an alicorn can do,” Applejack yelled back, ready to break the door down if things don’t give.

“Let me be! I refuse to be apart of that mess!”

Except Applejack, the girls raised a brow in confusion, unsure of what Twilight was avoiding. “Twilight, we need another stud for the milker. I know I pinkie promised not to use you unless absolutely necessary but you bring in too much profit and we need you.”

“You employ the Princess of Friendship as a Milker Stud?” Trixie screamed in surprise, the others matching her features.

The door flew open and Twilight stomped out, glaring Applejack in her eyes, the cowfilly refusing to budge an inch. “I am getting really sick and tired of ponies wanting me for my dick.”

“You have a dick?” Tempest questioned, surprised to hear this information.

“You need my dick to milk its cum out for a protein shake and aphrodisiac; Rainbow Dash rides me all the time as exercise, claiming it keeps her ass firm and tight; Pinkie uses my cum for baking ingredients, Fluttershy wants to be a mom, and do you have any idea how much leverage in Canterlot you have for being a Princess’ concubine? You might as well be on the council with how much power you get for sucking my dick!” Twilight shouted, fury in her eyes. “I am sick and tired of it and I don’t want to do it anymore.”

“I get it, Twi…” Applejack uttered sadly. “Everyone lost sight of who you are as a pony and a friend and see you as a stallion, a slab of meat and that ain’t fair. But remember, Rainbow’s ass has never been more firm. She could juggle a bit on that tush until the cows come home. Rarity only sucks your dick to help us and promote my family, the Cakes, and help tourism in Ponyville, and she sucks your dick because she loves you and your dick. Me and the Cakes always get a huge upsell when we use your cum and that helps our family prosper, especially for the months where things are slow and hard. Finally, would you look Fluttershy, the kindest little filly on Equestria, and tell her she can’t be a mommy? That’s cold, Twilight.”

“But…” Twilight slumped down, still irritated but slowly coming around. “I can’t go down the street without some pony whistling at me or asking when the ‘Bar’ is open tonight.”

“Oh, that’s a good one,” Trixie commented, taking out a notebook to write that line down.

“I guess the breaking point was our last pet date where we all decided to have a contest,” Twilight said, looking up to Applejack.

“That’s… normal sounding,” Tempest added.

“The prize was the luxury of sitting on my lap during the next Wonderbolt’s performance or Opera or Movie, Not a prize I could win,” Twilight grumbled.

“Pinkie really wanted to sit on your lap,” Applejack chuckled before remembering her friend’s despair. She sat down next to Twilight and tried to put her hoof over her neck. “I’m sorry. I’m sorry for it all. But without you, Ponyville wouldn’t be the town we know today, and that was before you grew a pair of wings and stallion bits. I know being part Stallion is tough and we ask a lot out of you, but that don’t mean we don’t appreciate you and what you mean to us.”

A soft smile caressed Twilight’s lips as she turned to her friend. “I suppose, a little thanks would be appreciated.”

“And you’ll get that,” Applejack said, giving Twilight a long passionate kiss, the likes of which made their audience feel uncomfortable.

“Are we just going to ignore the elephant in the room? Is Twilight having a dick new? Is it an alicorn thing? What?” Tempest questioned, wanting answers to questions everyone treated as common sense.

“It’s an alicorn thing, I remember Twilight screaming when she first saw it,” Spike grumbled. “At least Ember doesn’t like pony penis when she was here.”

The kiss ended and the two mares stood up. And began to leave. “Now, I need you to save my family business with your baby gravy. Mares love it.”

“So long as you don’t tell anyone that I’m there, I don’t want anything like the first time,” Twilight pleaded, worried about being attacked by horny mares.

As soon as they were out of range. “Would this mean that the other Princesses…” Starlight mused.

“Imagine four giant cocks going to town on you,” Trixie gasped, blood rushing to her face.

“Twilight has to go anal, she’s the smallest,” Starlight commented. “Celestia gets the pussy.”

“Are you daft? Celestia anal, Cadence and Twilight share the vagina with Luna fucking your throat like a nightmare that hasn't nutted in centuries,” Tempest rebuked, scoffed her closed-minded colleagues.

“I need a better job,” Spike groaned, forced to listen to these mares squabble about Princess dick.

Author's Notes:

Submitted and Written by Fusion Fool The 3rd